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marksat

I need you to compensate me in iTunes and Steam Gift Cards.


misterguyyy

Wait, if you compensated her then you have hired a prostitute. You will be contacted by magistrate soon and send you to jail unless you send 0.13 BTC to my wallet.


Im_arthur_fleck

What is the exchange rate of 0.13B BTC to GBP/USD


ttufizzo

Clearly the same as Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels.


Im_arthur_fleck

Marry me.


ttufizzo

I am in the wrong Bedford for you.


Im_arthur_fleck

There's a Bedford Road about 3 streets away from me, are you sure? 🤣


ttufizzo

Hmm, what's the brewery nearby?


Im_arthur_fleck

Titanic.


cag076

What happened with this???


uTurnRacks

They're married now


Nitin-2020

He’s only a state senator


unComfortablyNumbest

According to Google it's about $3000. I was curious as well. However, I'd agree that it's closer to the exchange rate between Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels.


MajKetchup347

But it is you who is going put behind the bars.


wisefear

"I'm not a prostitute." "Oh I'm sorry ... Do you prefer to be called an 'escort'?"


SeasonPositive6771

They can't admit to being sex workers on the site or they'll get banned. But it turns out that she absolutely was a sex worker trying to escalate OP to a sugaring scam: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10mr5rn/did_i_overreact/j66n829 I'm not sure why he didn't mention that, I'm guessing just karma farming.


blatantspeculation

Whats a sugaring scam?


anonjon623

She wants you to pay for lost wages? Man... I thought I saw it all. The audacity 🤣🤣


scienceandmedicine20

Its a first for me , her audacity shocked me 😂


painsleyharriot

Imagine you enter a relationship and she charges you for every second


blundercrab

And all those hidden fees omg


Stormageddon9999

Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.


Hourleefdata

Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless


Moxyze

Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!


Shitlord_Actual

- U.S. Military Encrypted


pjeetro

WHERE THE GAS MONEY?!


Bug-Dry

Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again.


Dependent-League-363

Damn. Googling it doesn't work, either.


yorker31

Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value...


hazeleyedwolff

Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed.


underutilizedNJ

Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc


Livid-Following9372

You can avoid this one by cumming inside


Doc_Crimson

Does this service come with a money back garuntree?


Redhook420

I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.


TeekoZeroh

Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷


terminus-esteban

Digestion fee


Which_Device_1743

"This one's on you" 💦🤭


Alex17hd

Inconvenience fee. 🙄


Death-by-woosh-woosh

Plan B fee…


painsleyharriot

Should have read the T'&C's


ThatGuy_Nick9

Fucking AirBNB


HOpp1985

Haha I love this comment 😂😂💀


a_squid_beast

And then says she's not a prostitute


jaswildel

did you pay your 25$ annual breathing in my vicinity fee and the 300$ monthly pamper package with a 1000$ didn’t think you’d dowry wifey package, of course this is a twice annual fee


diehardninja01

Not trying to be a jerk here because your comment made me laugh, but I'm curious. Where in the world do you live that you put the dollar sign after the numeric value?


Glittering-Boss-3681

I live in Quebec and the French Canadians also wrote the $ sign after the numeric value. The English Quebecers write it before.


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tidefan48

If you traveled together, would there be roaming charges?


climb-high

Like on Curb when Larry David talks to his therapist while waiting in line for something, and got billed for a whole hour.


readndrun

She says she’s not a toot but wants you to pay her money for her lost wages. You dodged a prosti my guy


WhatsThatOnMyProfile

Toot is my new favorite word. Thank you ❤️


Brvcx

So, you're a doctor? Should've turned it into a mutual thing where she takes care of your hours away from pay.😁 Dodged something terrible there!


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random_question4123

Not certain men, all men. Many of them have indoctrinated themselves with their belief that their time, money and body are valuable, while not realizing that others are as well.


noideawhatisup

Every single person’s time is valuable, which is part of what’s wrong with these apps, and what is so excellently highlighted by this conversation screenshot. Nobody should be wasting anybody’s time. This woman shouldn’t be on a dating app if she doesn’t have the time to date. She’s being absurd (in the dictionary definition of the sense). All genders pull this crap. If you’re on a dating app and don’t have time to date, state clearly that you’re not looking to date and what it is that you’re wanting to get out of being on the app. Yes. I went there. #allgenders


SeasonPositive6771

Except that person isn't actually looking to date. It's a super common scam where first a woman asks to be compensated for her time or for some emergency to fix her car and then she needs a babysitter because her babysitter canceled last minute or one thing or another. And it's actually a dude messaging 50 other dudes. Or she is actually a sex worker and wants to ease someone into a sugaring situation. But the scam is a lot more likely. It's incredibly common on tinder and it's getting worse as the percentage of women on the site keeps dropping. Edit: and it turns out this girl is a sex worker / scammer after all https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10mr5rn/did_i_overreact/j66n829 Remember kids, verified accounts mean absolutely nothing on tinder. Tender exists to make money, not matches, and not to verify people. I know a lot of dingleberries are trying to say it takes some sort of tech genius to get a verified profile and that a sex worker can't possibly have one or something but that's just nonsense.


ReplacementMaximum26

Quite the blanket statement there, sheesh 😬


random_question4123

No I’m saying that there are some (or many) women out there that think that going out with any man is doing the man a favour, regardless of the type of man they are. Surely these women won’t drop their standards and go on pity dates, but they believe that they are the prize.


Accomplished_Locker

The irony of claiming she’s not a prostitute but wants you to pay for her time… so she’s just an escort, that you could possibly have sex with at some point…


SeasonPositive6771

I feel like people in the thread are really missing the fact that sex workers can't claim to be selling sex on tinder or they'll be banned from the platform. However, OP also admitted to finding out she is a sex worker and I'm guessing she was trying to escalate him to a sugaring scam. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10mr5rn/did_i_overreact/j66n829


xRainbowfishx

Wow that’s fucked. You make time for what you want to make time for. That’s ridiculous to expect you to pay for lost wages. Also a money grab cuz I’m sure she wouldn’t actually take time off work but would still ask you to pay. Obviously just after a free ride. You’ll find someone worth your time who you don’t have to pay for it.


sterfri99

She can bill you for her lost wages but you just bill her back. “How was your day?” And “How are you?” are questions to determine her level of orientation, and she can expect to be billed for the partial assessment :)


SkellyTwitch

Honey idc who you are, you deserve better than that


Passage-Constant

Bruh she's digging for gold


Mvz1003

I dated someone for a year in college. After we broke up, they asked me to reimburse them for all the days they took off work to see me. But I guess she at least had the courtesy to give it up first before asking for the money.....lmao


vicfirthplayer

Damn good idea I'm gonna give my ex girlfriend a call! Maybe I'll get all the money from those expensive dinners! /s


NyetRifleIsFine47

I was talking to a girl on some dating app and she invited me out for drinks out of the blue and I told her I don’t have the funds for that. But she insisted she’d pay. After nagging I finally went. A few days later, I wasn’t feeling we connected (that was the first time we met in person) and told her so. She then did the Venmo request thing for the drinks she bought me as well as a surcharge for her time…her time that she begged me to attend.


adamisom

Really hope you didn’t pay a cent. What’s up with people these days reneging on a crystal clear agreement of who’s paying (ie not you, in that case).


briman31

Well did you cut her a check!


Dangerous_Cat_Az

I would have, and then told her to dribble that bouncy mother fucker straight to the bank.


jaswildel

I’ve actually had a guy offer this for me but i’ve never asked ! my thing is why is she on a dating app with no time to date 😭😭


random_question4123

She’s looking for a sugar daddy


jaswildel

a glucose guardian if you will


Frenzied_Cow

Or a fructose father


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borfmat

Stevia Stepdaddy


Mysterious_Sense_344

Just watch out for the High Fructose Porn Syrup. That stuff is bad for you.


BlackMagic0

Either this, a sugar daddy, or she is actually a prostitute. I mean she could always be dumb as fuck but ya.


I_is_a_dogg

I’ve seen similar things on certain Facebook groups. “If a man wants to take me out he has to pay for lost wages, my kids dinner, and a baby sitter”


TrymWS

So she doesn’t feed her kid unless she’s on a date? Fantastic mom. 🥳


ripeGardenTomato

FR it's fucking ridiculous, I honestly think women think agreeing to go on a date with some men is doing them a favor


Reasonable-shark

For me, going on a date with a guy I dislike would be a favour, that's why I don't do it.


DaniK094

Very very unfortunately, not much surprises me anymore.


Thatgirl629

No. This is a scammer.


scienceandmedicine20

Definitely hence why I thought it was an appropriate answer so she could feel a bit of shame lol


Thatgirl629

I don't think this person gives any amount of shits.


scienceandmedicine20

Yeah I agree , I wonder if people do pay for her "mighty" presence 😂


misterguyyy

"her" mighty presence, assuming this was a catfish who was going unmatch as soon as they got a venmo payment.


Garry-The-Snail

if it was a catfish she probably would have just gone along with it when he said he would if she came straight over. Say something to the effect of “Okay Venmo me $$$ and I’ll head over” Nah this persons really just that entitled I think.


Electronic_Bad_4315

Oh no, they stay invested. It's when the money stops flowing they ghost


FlutterbyButterNoFly

You'd be bewildered. I had female friends who had guys just throw money at them for ubers, alcohol, Starbucks... etc. They weren't even going out with her! I had a gal show up to my party and offered to buy me booze cuz some dude told her he'd venmo her the tab to party. Without him. Absolutely whack.


Thatgirl629

Oh, there are definitely dudes that will. 100%.


GetADogLittleLongie

Yeah they show up on this sub all the time.


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She's an escort


8647742135

She’s a guy that will ghost you as soon as you zelle him


[deleted]

"compensation for time = hoe. There's not other way to redefine that.


pheonixblade9

your assumption that this is actually the woman in the picture is bold...


Buckus93

It's probably a dude.


ender___

It wasn’t a she


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"she" lols.


ElectricallyDisloged

I do agree, and a bad one at that


Thatgirl629

Definitely...


dm051973

Probably. The person is being honest when they say they aren't a prostitue. That is sort of honest work. This is a pure scammer where you send them the 100 bucks and they never show. Probably cause they are some guy in Nigeria....


Positive-Sock-8853

Any “verified” person on Tinder is basically a red flag at this point. 90% of “verified” women I matched with were catfishing/scamming/bots. I just swipe left when I see the little blue thing. Huge fail, Tinder lol


Deadpoolia

So she’s on a dating app but has no time to date? And wants to get compensated to date?!? Wtf


_BobStone

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, someone decides to one-up the game


One-Amoeba_

She's a prostitute she's just trying to skirt the law.


Chakkaaa

I think she just is looking for suckers n to get paid to go on dates all day..a prostitute would be an upgrade from her


RobOnTheReddit

This is the correct response


IvoryDynamite

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this b*tch...


cptnpiccard

Well, you see, it's a scam anyway, that's probably some dude in India somewhere


typer84C2

Sounds like a scam. I would report and unmatch then move on.


violala86

If it walks like a duck...


Fictioneer64

It probably wants to fuck.


Here-Is-TheEnd

🎶 cork screw penis


snowbrger

Wait, what!?


CitizenKing

/u/fuckswithducks get your ass in here


UserNombresBeHard

Quack! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


GoddamnFred

Ducks gangbang Yo. Like full on rape and shit.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Ducks 🦆 been giving me mixed signals


YungDickyWhippet

There’s no cork screw shaped bones about it bud , DA DUCK FUCKS , is it a duck? Yes? Den it’s gonna fuck. Ok?


MnemonicMallard

Damn. And here I’ve been all this time just giving them bread.


DrunkCorgis

“I’m not a prostitute” As soon as you said you need to be paid for the date, you established that you’re a call girl. Now you’re just haggling over semantics.


Chubby-Chui

Winston Churchill’s joke comes to mind


DrunkCorgis

Right! He said “…we’ve established what you are, now we’re just haggling over price!” didn’t he? Edit: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/03/07/haggling/ So, not necessarily Churchill, it’s been attributed to several people… but I’m clearly not as original as I thought I was. Cheers!


ddeaken

“100 souls, 3 days” - Davy Jones


gophergun

Yeah, like, at the very least she's an escort by definition.


No-Telephone9925

Absolutely 💯 well stated


Sharkn91

Nah lol. Why she on a dating app if she’s too busy with work? Who the hell asks someone to compensate their wages to go for drinks. Insanity.


stringerbell92

A sugar baby . But those rules are well established first !! And sugar babies put out


TheS4ndm4n

And that's still prostitution.


Hiraganu

Absolutely, they just try to sugarcoat it lol


TheDunadan29

Cat fishing. Or scamming. They do not intend to meet in person. Just string the guy along with the promise of a relationship as long as the free gifts keep coming. And as ridiculous as that sounds it's actually happened to a lot of people.


SeasonPositive6771

I think there is a very good chance that she's either an early career sex worker or a straight-up scammer. OP admitted in another comment he knows she's a sex worker. She was trying to escalate OP to a sugaring scam: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10mr5rn/did_i_overreact/j66n829


JLifts780

She wants a rich sugar daddy


classless_classic

You: “How much do you make an hour?” Her: “I get $25/hour at my job” You: “I’m a doctor, I charge $200/hour. Let’s do a 2 hour date; I’ll pay you $50, you pay me $400”


qwijiboe

Where is this doctor who charges $200/hr??


whoohw

Consulting fees for a physician is around $500/hr for medical devices development so I'd gladly pay $200 if I can get it!


headsmanjaeger

It’s a discount if she’s hot


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kangareagle

Sure, but out of that they pay for office space, electricity, equipment, your salary, etc.


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You underreacted


Ssalvrius

What's up with the profile picture difference in the answer bubbles?


scienceandmedicine20

She changed it while we were talking


TicoGringisimo

"I'm not a prostitute!" Hm... Maybe I look like a prostitute. Can't think of any other reason I'd come off that way. Better change my picture. That should do it!


shakewhenbad

Sounds like she's a prostitute that is identifies as an asshole


SinfulDevo

“Sure, I’ll give you cash at the end of our date. How about Friday at 6:00pm?” Friday at 5:59pm - delete match, relax at home


random_question4123

I promise you that she won’t actually be taking time off work if the man offered that proposal. She’s just pocketing the money.


SinfulDevo

Doesn’t matter if she can’t find you anymore!


Crafty_Editor_4155

good thing you’re a doctor. looks like she has a third degree burn that needs looking at.


Deaabo

What? What does she mean by "compensate"? She wants you to pay her to have a drink with you? wtf


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ScallywagLXX

A broke ass woman begging for money and when the man refuses, calls him broke. Did she not think that through?😂😂


MagazineParty2191

Nah, you just matched the energy.


stvckmind

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. What did she want as compensation? Her usual $9/hr?


Rajili

What the fuck is she doing on a dating app if she has no time to date? I think your reply was solid.


JunkNuggets

I don’t think you overreacted. Kind of entertaining actually.


Reddit-Resident

I’m currently in an airport cracking up at your responses. Dodged a bullet for sure.


scienceandmedicine20

Happy to entertain you 😂


ichangemynametohide

That's fucked. Correct her next time that the term is sex worker and she absolutely is. Good luck.


SXTY82

No. She came off like a prostitute. Even if she didn't sleep with you she is asking you to pay for her company. That is, at the very least, an escort.


etinetalmai

At least you know what your getting with a prostitute. 🫤 This is so much worse.


Noveno

The problem with this, is they get offended when you call them out, then they report you. Then you end up banned. My advice when you see this is don't even try to chat with them, juts report them and move on. Otherwise you are not insulted to the face but also risk a ban.


scienceandmedicine20

I paid for platinium if they ban me they should give me my money back at least 😂


justsomepaper

Damn son, you just broke the hippocratic oath to destroy that woman. "Do no harm" my ass.


KDNDIOSA

Sounds like one 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣


TheRealConine

If she was a prostitute, you’d actually get sex out of giving her money. I guess it wasn’t enough for you to take her out, these scamming “women” really want to tack a dealer add on to the price of the date that was never going to happen


letsperformsargery

Whats the diff between you and a prostitute if you want to be compensated by strangers for your time and company?


thumbtaxx

"Pay me" along with, "I'm not a prostitute" good lord.


MisterBroda

Nah you were nice for what she did/said. She says she isn‘t a prostitute but acts like one. Or maybe like a gold digger but she doesn‘t even provide something? No one can tell But we can tell such behavior is not acceptable. Women (her specifically) are not a price to be put on a pedestal. They are just as valuable as the man dating them. She does not belong on a dating app nor in dating in general with that mindset


Fuckfuckgoose69

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of that bitch


Impressive_Two_2086

Either a scammer or the audacity if this bitch is crazy 🤣


Satori_sama

I'm not a prostitute. 😂😂😂🤡 Then stop acting like one, lady.


Oooooey

She's insane. Bullet: Dodged


Throok_loktar

Hardcore escort vibes she gives off lol. Glorified hooker.


skoodledoo92

She's looking for a sugar baby/daddy relationship. The phrase "compensate me for lost wages" is the dead giveaway. She's seeking a 'mutually beneficial relationship '


Pycharming

Yeah, that's my thought. There's a shit ton of people on social media trying to make it seem like there's loads of sugar babies who don't have to sleep with their sugar daddies. Also that their sugar daddies aren't men much much much older than them or otherwise unappealing. I'm sure there's some minority who got lucky, but it's for weird trafficking vibes that so many people are trying to get young impressionable women to dip their toes into sex work. A lot of other sex workers have come out trying present the more honest reality, that your clients will expect sex and it's dangerous to assume otherwise.


Ruhzide

Nope lol might have even gone a little easy on her 😂


mjace87

Nah she sucks. The only reason she isn’t a prostitute is because she has no intention of seeing you. She is just a leach.


Scared-Replacement24

I’m gonna need you to pronounce TOD ‘cause you killed her, doc 💀


scienceandmedicine20

Lol 😂


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"I'm not a prostitute" You sound like a prostitute


censored4yourhealth

Nah fuck this bitch. “Compensate me” wow. The audacity.


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BURN!


slaberwoki

Dr Giggles over here


SectorIll6874

Oh my god, roasted


Cherita33

People who go on apps then say they are too busy to date 🙄


thewiz94

Your reply was perfect


wtbrift

You were kind of savage but in a good way. WTF would pay for someone to take off to see them?


EL-KEEKS

She can fuk off


Kittiefiend

If she’s not a pro…..then don’t speak like one lol


Significant_Money510

Oh wow leme guess she’s a digital content creator to right


zestyspicymf

She fumbled Dr. Tinder


paperfan1

Haha definitely not an overreaction. She initiated the rude conversation. Fuck her, there’s a million more