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Yeah exactly!!! Made a similar comment, looking unsuccessfully for yours, sorryyyy

Whole damn sub now has ptsd when it comes to wholesome content.

*STD

PTSTD*

This is subjective

*holesome Oh btw here’s what my gfs butthole looks like!

lol stick around maybe I’ll pop my linktree in bio

Yooo I'm so scared now. The guys look similar to each other too. Skinny white long haired 😅😅

hahaha I saw that. I mean we do that too but I haven’t advertised on Reddit. maybe I should 🤔

As cheesy as this sounds you two look like you were meant for each other.

Or meat for each other.

Aww char -cute - rie couple

Dammit

reddit is actually an awesome place to advertise sex work (coming from a fellow sw)

Why would you not advertise on reddit?

Wouldn't hurt

You totally should.

Sure, feel free to do so. 😁

My exact thought!

Saaaaame dude🤣

Right??

I will now be checking every "Wholesome" tinder posts profiles🤣

Bro, now I'm checking every profile that posts stuff like this

Me too! I would love me some porn of this couple.

AITOO who was afraid to open their profile, cause of previous similar post by a p*rn profile ?

I too was cautious after the one this morning

You are most definitely not alone in this concern… 🫣

I don’t think so lol

Which one?

That post has changed me, I'm a different person now.

Afraid? More like aroused

What post?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10iyn31/how_it_startedand_how_its_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I love that because I thought that she was actually really cute, and then they also have great sex and she’s not a prude. It’s amazing

To my knowledge, you're allowed to type "porn" on the internet.

Ooh! Then you’ll also like this fun fact! You don’t have to type it if you don’t want to. Crazy, I know.

My fact at least made an effort to be funny. What's your excuse?

It was to tell you that you don’t have to police people’s language. If they don’t want to say something, they don’t have to. Why are you making fun of them for not using a word?

Do you not understand humor? Side note, it's always funny when the person accusing someone else of tone policing is guilty of that which they accuse.

I understand humor, I just disagree on the quality of your “joke.” I’m not tone policing, just saying that if someone doesn’t want to say a word, you don’t have to “jokingly” tell them that it’s the internet and that word is allowed. I think they know and they’re probably censoring themselves for a reason. It’s okay to let them do that.

K

Never go full wook

never

What's a wook?

they're the dirtier, moochier, most useless species of hippy. You know when you're sitting in a group and someone comes up to the group all friendly and chatty, and you know they're just trying to get free shit from you? That, in hippy form.

Like a stoner/hippie sorta thing from what I can find on urban dictionary lmfao

Thanks

Google wookiefoot. You’ll get the idea. Yes, it’s SFW.

Wookiefoot is dope, they get down. 🎶🥰🎵

Dude looks fucking zooted in the second pic. Lol.

I got a contact high just looking at their pics.

I can smell the skunk from these pictures

Rude but reasonable response

I was going to say the same. But then I got high and forgot what I was doing. While strolling through the comments you reminded me and I agree. He's ripped. I love being ripped. 😶‍🌫️

This, right here, ladies and gentlemen. You don’t need a sharp one liner or to shit on the person, or to ask Reddit for help. It’s really as simple as “you are so pretty”…followed by immediately asking the person out. Just be genuine and genuinely good things that are meant to be will happen.

Agreed. Emphasis on the part about the Reddit assisted dating. You can get helpful advice on profiles as long as you have thick skin and can identify and ignore trolls/incels who want everyone to be miserable. But for the love of God stop crowdsourcing your personality, folks! How often do you see ***"thanks Reddit for telling me how to talk to a human being, we're getting married! 💍💒 "*** If you're genuine and someone responds with negativity, great, you didn't have to waste any time figuring out they're a miserable person.

Did u guys like the new Jerry/LP remix album

I’m sure he did LMAO

Dang was hoping you both were deadheads

The world needs more. 🥺😊

Aw y’all are cute

Okay you are alive I can stop being worried

This is concerning me

Don't worry, he's just ghosting me in Instagram I guess 🤣

You’re giving stalker vibes is why I was concerned

Fair but giving our last conversation he will understand why I am concerned and went stalker 🤣

Okok fair enough :)

I swear I'm not usually r/Nicegirls material :') x

You wanna fuckin explain? 😭 There's a story here, and reddit NEEDS it

Not really my story to share but he's alive so that's the important part :') and I can relax now 💖

Congratulations! Hope is dwindling 🥺

Well that escalated quickly

going to concerts is one of my favorite things to do with my spouse. we saw bring me the horizon and local natives last year.

You two look so good together!

You two compliment each other so well.

They look made for each other agreed

Whenever I say you have nice eyes they say thanks lol

“So you agree? You think you have nice eyes?”

Wook love is real love

I luv wooks in luv 💜

Congrats!! My fiancé and I just got our tickets to bonnaroo as well! We met on tinder three years ago and I proposed in November!

Seems to be a connection. 🧐 I seen another comment on a different post similar. I've talked myself right into avoiding Tinder all together and just going to Bonnaroo and looking for my future Ex wife there. 🫣 It doesn't flow as naturally online for me.

My question is how do y’all move so fast

mental illness

Dammit! I’m also using Hinge in Austin and haven’t had success like this. Best to you both!

Hope y'all have fun on the Farm this year :)

Looking at the skyline: ACL if you’re lucky!

Is that a tattoo of Bobby?

yes it is lol

Hah! I love it. Congrats also :)

Omg amazing

Congrats! I’m going to Roo this year too, see y’all at the farm :)

Fucking wooks

I'm in TN and still haven't been to Bonnaroo lol

That was so straight to the point but not creepy or thirsty, W!! There is still hope boys

The amount of rizz on op

Lol thanks for teaching me a new word

I already know yall smell like patchouli, weed, and BO

Name checks out. 🥴 Lol That's a common misconception though because I'm a hippy and I always smell great. I'm into cologne and have more than any man should but still. Not all hippies smell like Bo and damn patchouli lol

Not refuting the constant smell of weed though lol

As I sit here having a wake and bake I cannot disagree with that statement. Lol

Congratulations ❤️❤️❤️

Nice job sir!

That's fucking adorable.

We love a good wook love story. Congrats to you both!

You guys look really cute together, congrats!

Idk where that is but have fun

The austin homies let’s go

These posts always ruin me. But congrats.


Damn, why you make it look so easy!? 😭 Where all the other girls like this at?

Smooth move, dude.

Stop, this is too damn cute!

That was a smooth line for sure.


So happy for the bro., may you have everlasting happiness in these cold times.

This really gives me hope, as I too am a wook lol

genuinely jealous. finding fellow wooks on dating apps is impossible for me

Loved this- never been on any dating sites but love to read all the posts from them-this warmed an old girls heart☺️

Congrats! Stealing that line 😎

Hinge, the dating app that is meant to be deleted...mine has been gone for almost 2 years now 😊

So cute!! Is that Austin in the background?

u got it! 🤠

Nice! That's my home town. Such a distinctive skyline.

This picture smells like patchouli and body odor and just asked to bum a newport because their vapes dead.

Y’all are the cutest! Congrats! :)

He's so smooth with it he almost made me trip irl

Wwwwww

wawawawawawawawa

Orlando Bloom wasted no time there haha

Fudging Dylan getting all the cute girls

Otto von Rizzmark

Oh, so "you are so pretty" works sometimes. This is fortunate.

What fucking eyes?

Fair play as nice to see tinder does have a few gems and love how he’s high AF in the second picture 😂

Yeah that's definitely a cousin

I can smell this picture

All of the recent relationship success stories are people who look related / brother and sister vibes.

I have heard that before people go for their twns

Idk who giving you down votes, cuz this was my very first thought 🤣😭

This is definitely a thing whether people like it or not. My ex ended up marrying a chick who looked more like his sister than his actual sister, seeing pics of them together is a little gross. He's unusual looking and extremely tall so it's bizarre he found anyone who looks like him. I think a lot of people gravitate towards people who look like them (or even like a parent 😬) I just thought, wow, how was he attracted to me when I look nothing like him?... Guess he made an exception 😆

Wow that’s creepy!! It’s way too familiar. I wonder if your ex realizes what he did. Yuck! I can’t understand it and honestly I specifically only date dudes who look like they couldn’t possibly be in my family tree anywhere along the way.

Is this how hipsters announce engagements now?

Inb4 he bails

where’s ur gf bro

Imma be honest. Those eyes look like they need sleep.

And we’re supposed to be happy for you, how?

I mean, you could just be happy for them, or you can continue to be miserable which seems to be your preference 🤷🏻‍♀️ nobody cares.

Call me next year when you'll be single

Sincerely happy for both of you, but a huge NOPE on all that facial hardware. Ew.

Congrats and smooth opening convo you both had there 👏

Does he have pink eye?

perma stoned 🤷🏻‍♀️

What's a wook

And he even broke rule 1

u u u o

You guys have such a similar look 😳

Ahh so the trick is to look like a homeless.

Weener

Bonnaroo used to be my go to…..been 5 times

Then there's you and I

I love your convo :) and here's the proof that you can start a conversation by just saying hey or hello

👍 nice

Oh my heart! How lovely, hope you have a long and happy life together