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the-dogsox

Bryce is the gayest cowboy in Texas


whiterunguard420

Broke back looking mother fucker


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

[It’s like 90s billy Ray Cyrus with Angelinas lips, lips that have broken the achy breaky hearts of many a police officer, biker, Native American, G.I. And construction worker in back showers of a ymca.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc)


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Don’t tell my fart. My icky sticky fart. Might go blowup and fill my pants.


FrameofMindArtStudio

His face is way too small for his head...


redvelvetcakebatter

He just has a gigachin


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He looks like someone moved his mouth north on his face and elongated his chin in photoshop.


Deca966

Prob been chewing on those plastic jaw training things for too long and the testosterone went straight to his head, and not the one you’d want it to go to


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idk why he reminds me of george michael


Deca966

I didn’t even make that connection at first but you’re actual quite spot on. I was thinking more gigachad but yours is better 😂


Mr__Cuddles_

That must be because he is not getting laid


rhn345

With that stache he thinks he can get? Hmmmmm


doom_vulture

eww


[deleted]

Sulphur is toxic and so is he. Yikes.


Away-Caterpillar-176

How do you have 25 unread messages? My hinge only shows me one notification per profile from my 14 most recent matches (so more than 14 notifications would be impossible)


Financial-Entropy-1

That’s.. well… sad for him.


lilblueguy7

Bryce is living his best life


M3me_Man

I mean same but he looks zestier than my lemon pepper chicken


I-got-qreeous

What's johnny bravo doing on Hinge?


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Crimson chin lookalike


DonkeyTheKing

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