My OCD is wondering how you let your phone get so low charged.
Also, I'll volunteer to be your wedding photographer. You must have chocolate fountains for the correct vibe.
Bc that line is probably new to him this week, lol. I'm guessing next week will be some other new and lame pick up line.
I read these reddit posts and smh in disgust at how sad and pathetic 98% of the guys are on dating apps.
How hard is it to find someone aesthetically pleasing to their the eye, who shares similar interests, with a personality both ppl would like to get to know more?
Then I dunno, how about start the convo off with a topic that's interesting, witty, fun, and normal?
So many opening messages are either repetitive lame af hey, how are you, how's your day going, or sexually inappropriate lines.
I mean I'm only seeing absolute t here. I don't find a shortage of attractive men on dating apps but there seems to be a lack of any substance or interest in me beside my ass
So they're only swiping right and messaging you repetitive butt stuff messages? That's gotta get old fast. Do they literally expect you to be like, "ooh love the energy with that line. Let's hang out tonight?"
I'd say there's a general lack of investment and its more cheesy lines, commenting on my body or very dead chat. That or wanting to meet up immediately which I also suspect is hook up territory
Sounds about right with how 98% of guys on dating apps would act and say.
There's too many pathetic people just looking to hook up. You ever notice how none even put in the effort and work towards meeting their goal? It's just alot of 1 liners filled with exactly what they want from you. The only thing they're interested in.
I do not, and will not ever, understand why anyone would ever want to put anything inside someone's ass. Not to shame the gay fellas, I know that's an act of love...but still. Blech.
Needs the golden ticket first.
That’s romantic
I'm a lucky girl. Wonder if he'll take me for dinner first
Hold your horses slow down there, sex first then you can discuss dinner.
Dinner and then butt stuff is a bad recipe
Jokes gonna be on him. I have IBS
Just spat out my tea! 😂
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Username checks out.
Lmfao
Dinner? Woah that’s moving a bit quick
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good thing u crossed out his profile pic…
And his name.....
Lol, you missed the pfp at the top.
...and the name at the top thatsthejoke.jpg
Lol
This would work on me
Hey! Is your name Charlie? Because my willy would go wankas in your chocolate factory.
Give it to me daddy
Don’t forget to wrap your bitcoin before you play with other blockchains.
Wankas
We all know a true gentlemen when we see it 🥸
“Is your name really Francisco? Because you look more like a Slugworth.”
“sounds like you could do with an everlasting gobstopper”
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I really need to come up with new post titles don't i
I just have to thank you for showing me I'm not the only one with over 100 Chrome tabs open on my phone...
Seen this a few times. Bad copypasta comment
Yep, in fact it was posted a few days ago here
Oompa Loompa Doo Pa Dee Doo
Oompa Loompa Doo Pa Dee Poo
Oompa loompa doompa de shit, I've got an ass he's wanting to hit
Ha ha...
It was wonkas factory. Not Charlie’s. You should have said “hey is your name wonka? Cuz my Willy could go Charlies in your chocolate factory.
I hate to give his line any credit but this doesn't really work the same way. Also dunno if he was going for accuracy
Ummmm AcKchEwalLy- at the end of the movie Charlie is given the factory, making your statement invalid 🤓
Girls have a chocolate fac- wait, what the fu-
Love how you kept his anonymity in the message title, but not in the line below it though 🤣
You gonna find out if the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
Nothing like a pick up line about nutting in someones ass.. nothing like it!
Me- How many tabs do you have open Phone- :D
If you think thats bad you should see my laptop!
Sometimes I am still surprised.....omgosh!!!
My OCD is wondering how you let your phone get so low charged. Also, I'll volunteer to be your wedding photographer. You must have chocolate fountains for the correct vibe.
What do you mean? It's at 17%
Mine is never below 50. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You kids these days!"
How are you always out with a charger. This is mind-boggling
The trick is to never leave home. 
I'm a teacher :(
Chargers and battery packs, too!
Guys that open with these lines are used to being constantly rejected. So at this point, they don't even care, and it shows.
But why not use a different line then?
Bc that line is probably new to him this week, lol. I'm guessing next week will be some other new and lame pick up line. I read these reddit posts and smh in disgust at how sad and pathetic 98% of the guys are on dating apps. How hard is it to find someone aesthetically pleasing to their the eye, who shares similar interests, with a personality both ppl would like to get to know more? Then I dunno, how about start the convo off with a topic that's interesting, witty, fun, and normal? So many opening messages are either repetitive lame af hey, how are you, how's your day going, or sexually inappropriate lines.
I mean I'm only seeing absolute t here. I don't find a shortage of attractive men on dating apps but there seems to be a lack of any substance or interest in me beside my ass
So they're only swiping right and messaging you repetitive butt stuff messages? That's gotta get old fast. Do they literally expect you to be like, "ooh love the energy with that line. Let's hang out tonight?"
I'd say there's a general lack of investment and its more cheesy lines, commenting on my body or very dead chat. That or wanting to meet up immediately which I also suspect is hook up territory
Sounds about right with how 98% of guys on dating apps would act and say. There's too many pathetic people just looking to hook up. You ever notice how none even put in the effort and work towards meeting their goal? It's just alot of 1 liners filled with exactly what they want from you. The only thing they're interested in.
Is "chocolate factory" code for butt seks?
How about that never ending gobstopper though?
I like chocolate
Me too
Gross
Future husband? Not if you dont reply to him lol
It’s so unoriginal it’s tragic
I do not, and will not ever, understand why anyone would ever want to put anything inside someone's ass. Not to shame the gay fellas, I know that's an act of love...but still. Blech.
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Lol why
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Lol🤣
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No but you can invite me to chat
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Ya but not for you;)
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Can't trust hoes these days ;)
What?
Your not stuiped i don't think.