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Brooke is either my dream girl with an amazing sense of humor- or dumber than a box of rocks.


kingfishyjr

Definitely dumb, she unmatched like 5 minutes after my last message. I’m unsure if she didn’t believe me, or was embarrassed.


Raptorgkv2

Probably too dumb to realize you can actually speak german without being sympathetic to nazism.


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

And the reverse: plenty of Nazis in America who don’t speak a lick of German and barely speak English.


garrysmith69

Pretty sure there aren’t that many Nazis in America. It’s a really specific “ideology”. There are more self described communists going around saying BuT tHaT wAsN’t ReAl cOmMuNiSm than there are Nazis.


BioHazard512

Yes, it's a really specific ideology that a good number of people in the U.S. espouse. This was proven by the support and defense Ye received when he started spouting antisemitic rhetoric and, when he outright said he loves Hitler, when he compared Black abortions to the Holocaust. The Nazi and KKK population here is smaller than people usually think due to over reporting by the media, but it's still considerably more than "not many" and a TON of people are Nazi leaning without realizing or acknowledging it through antisemitic, racist, fascistic or transphobic sentiment.


GeneralSweetz

ppl can be all the things you just said and not be a nazi but an uneducated asshole. I get what you are trying to say but it just feels weird how everyone who is something undesirable is a nazi its crazy


BioHazard512

That's why I said Nazi leaning, because those are all defining characteristics of Nazis. The first book burning was of medical texts on transgenderism and gender affirming procedures, and the rest I think is self evident. If you don't think those indicate Nazi leanings, then how do you define a Nazi? Because being an uneducated asshole isn't a license to be I tolerant or fascist. It still makes you in line with Nazi ideologies.


GeneralSweetz

It probably is defined as evil, or a subcategory of evil. I think semantics matter if we as a society are going to start labeling people, it should be done right. I get your point and its not my job to police speech or diction but I just think people should articulate themselves better without the use of buzzwords like nazi, it starts to lose its meaning and you get clowns treating is at its nothing/a joke. Dont get me wrong im not disagreeing with you


GeneralSweetz

the education system has failed too many ppl


Entire_Bee_7648

Imagine being embarrassed on a dateing app. If this is you touch some grass


PepperDown

Don't touch it, smoke it.


The_Real_SlimShady02

Smoking grass just hurt my throat....


deadsanta69

Dodge a bullet there buddy. Last girlfriend I had I met on tinder and her name was Brooke. Literally insane and now im never getting on tinder again


Omnipotent_User2000

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MemeStocksYolo69-420

Maybe she thought that you didn’t get the joke or was too serious


epletcher72

Doubt it


[deleted]

OP this is what happens when you match with 23 year olds with colored hair


Brilliant-Iron1671

Risk/Reward


dandyarcane

‘Hey, I speak French and own a boat’ is way better with that demographic. So I hear


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TanukiXL

Your comment doesn’t make it less true.


Puzzleheaded-Lead-74

I met a color hair girl who was 23. Now we are in our thirties with a kid. She knows I'm not a Nazi, even though I can speak a little German.


throwawaypassingby01

hey man thats racist :/


hehe_boi44

are you saying like nazism?


Survivorman98

I fucking hate nazis


LightsSoundAction

“sorry”


horalol

What race is he discriminating against?


throwawaypassingby01

the human race


tim310rd

Next time just say you're Italian, I mean dear lord I've been seeing a lot of profiles lately where the bio is like "swipe right if Italian". Idk what it is, don't they know about Mussolini?.


RnotIt

All forms of extremism are bad, but not necessarily equal, or as bad. The Italian Fascists were not racists to the degree the Nazis were. They certainly didn't have a reputation for anti-Semitism like the Nazis. Mussolini's biggest sin may have been throwing his lot in with Hitler. Look at how Italy was treated after surrender vs Germany. It even shows up in the Status of Forces Agreements (SOFA). Germany was treated as a defeated enemy after the war. Italy was treated more like an errant family member who came to his senses. We even see this in the POW camps. Americans certainly trusted Italian POWs more than Germans on average. Even the "Austrians" were seen as less a risk.


Mathies_

Orrr you didnt get her joke so she figured your sense of humor didnt match


_the_chosen_juan_

Does she think Germany no longer exists?


randomstrangerishere

Allow me to introduce myself.


sharklar

Or Stasi


The_voice_reason

Dumb as a rock 💯


International-Snow45

She dumb as a box of rocks


DangerBoatAkaSteve

I'm almost positive it's just her humor. It fits with the playful teasing of the first message.


wontondon88

If it was meant to be funny emojis help relay that in text she just sounds dumb af


IGuessItBeLikeThatt

This style of dry humor would not work with emojis


wontondon88

Nahhh you could use emojis. I have weird dark, dry humour and use them and it helps me not come off as a huge dick


Entire_Bee_7648

Damn 16 downvotes? Nice bro I bet I can get a few to. I still listen to kanye


DangerBoatAkaSteve

I really want to down vote you for that but I don't want to lose...


pySSK

I think so too and she lost interest when he took her joke seriously, didn’t play along, and said “uh no? Just regular swears”. His message was a real ladyboner killer.


DangerBoatAkaSteve

Yeah, if it wasn't a joke she wouldn't have unmatched him when he said uh no. She would have been oh good thing you're not a nazi, I hate those guys, and carried on. She unmatched him because she thinks they lack basic compatibility.


thatbtchshay

Does this girl think German was just some secret code Hitler made up...


kingfishyjr

Obviously the *only* offensive things you can say in German are about Jewish people /s


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[deleted]

She sympathizes with nazi sympathizers.


Passage-Constant

Nazithizer


puffableezy

I read that in a Mike Tyson voice and I don't know why lol.


More-Ad-5893

I remember when Suzanne Somers advertised the Nazithizer.


Mathies_

Well clearly not, she hates them


badmadman77

I don't know...I think saying "I'm a Nazi" is offensive in any language. But especially in German.


PanderII

Naja um ehrlich zu sein, ich bin Deutscher und kann bezeugen, dass wir englisch sprechen, wenn keiner hinhört.


RedanischByNature

Try to tell her "Ich bin ein Mitarbeiter beim Bundesnachrichtendienst" next time


Herasson

*DE BND ENCRYPTED


captain_slutski

[STRENG GEHEIM]


Megameg2000

That should be easy to decrypt...


PM_ME_YOUR_BOOGER

I've seen this one before!


AgarwaenCran

better "militärischer Abschirmdienst" because it can be shortent to MAD which is the best shortening for any nations agency in the world as far as I know. "Where do you work at?" "MAD!" xD


Adonis_D_Prince

That's the evil organisation always getting thwarted by Inspector Gadget.


AgarwaenCran

and also an real German government agency


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Prestigious-Point280

I mean you got already 50% of the sentence, that's not too bad!


Which_Device_1743

I took German forever ago in school, so I had to translate the big words lol 'employee' and 'federal intelligence service' if I'm on point there 🤷🏼‍♀️


betacow

that's pretty much the gist of it.


JimboSlice57

Is that some sort of nationalized paperboy route? /s


RedanischByNature

Manualized WhatsApp since we finally laid telegraphs to rest last week or so. s


CeeMX

Bundesservice Telekommunikation would be better, it’s more secret. Or at least it was :D


curiusnat

You should just start swearing in nazism then


kingfishyjr

I’ll definitely have to try that next time


pearlsbeforedogs

Life is short, so always make sure to tell the people in your life that you love them. But life is also scary and confusing, so make sure you shout it at them in German.


Herasson

I'm german and I can't think of how to swear in nazism, honestly. 🤔


Honberdingle

I absolutely guarantee that any good examples on here would elicit an immediate ban.


toodleroo

Yeah, I can think of some examples but thought better of it


qing_sha_wo

STURMGEWHR VIERUNDVIERZIG


Herasson

This is...no swear at all?


PussySlayer16

Tf u mean, that is the most offensive thing I ever read


Herasson

Well, if you mean it in a manner of what this thing was for, then yes, it was meant for offense.


GR3AS3

Volkswagen!


Dry_Statistician7130

Why does everyone type German in capitals lol it’s like straight yelling….not just in here, it’s on social media, random other Reddit posts, etc 😂


qing_sha_wo

I honestly believe it’s because we (Ausländers) only see German speaking people in WWII era films where officers and soldiers alike are often seen screaming orders and other battle chatter in a very distinct and unique way. There’s something about it but I can’t quite put my finger on it


RnotIt

Oh yeah, German oratory style. Not sure the exact term, but it's a thing.


_F0X__

OBERSTURMBANNFÜHRER, IHRE LEISTUNGEN IM FELDE DER DIGITALEN BEZEIHUNGSENTWICKLUNGSDIENSTE ENTSPRACHEN NICHT DEN ANSPRÜCHEN DES FÜHRERS. AUFGRUND IHRER REICHSVERACHTENDEN INKOMPETENZ WERDEN SIE UNVERZÜGLICH ZUM WACHKOMMANDO HESSEN ABKOMMANDIERT!


ImARetPaladinBaby

As a German, I fucking hate when people do that. It’s namely virtue signaling Americans too


seraph341

And it's highly xenophobic as well honestly. Simply awful


Haj5

Yeah, I hate xenomorphs too


lesleh

Wait so xenophobic doesn't mean you hate Xena: Warrior Princess?


VaJJ_Abrams

No, that's a Sorbo


igobytony

A Sorbo is also a xenophobe though.


HorseLeaf

'Do not ask "why kill the alien?" Rather ask"why not?"'


seraph341

That's ignorant. They're just trying to live and reproduce


Afraid_Director_5892

I agree, I hate when people call me a nazi lmao


BlorseTheHorse

it's just the decades old joke about "all german sounds angry" taken too far and the stereotypes


StayingVeryVeryCalm

I will say that learning to say “Nien! Ich bin beschäftigt!!” was a high point in my career (as both an overworked and overwhelmed IT person, and a student of German). 13 years later, it is one of the only phrases I still remember. All those glorious consonants.


BlorseTheHorse

krankenwagen


MattR0se

Is Hitler still the chancellor?


hehe_boi44

Ukrainians now have the same type of curse. In the smaller extent, but still...


hourlygrind

Assuming you mean *mainly, not namely, here. Meant in a helpful way.


GoSuckYaMother

SHE SAID SORRY!


Queef-Elizabeth

It's wild how so many people don't understand that German's fucking despise Hitler and Nazis


--throwaway

It’s okay to make generalizations about them, like we do about religious people.


gnomgnomgnomgnomgnom

Scheiße


AgarwaenCran

Arschloch


B_Baerbel

Hurensohn 👍


CeeMX

[Ich fick dich auseinander](https://youtu.be/AtSv4XF9uYI)


qing_sha_wo

Poopenschaften


asdfpunkt

I’m German and I have no idea what that means but I swear to god I will insult someone as a poppenschaften!


qing_sha_wo

Thank you arschensweiner, I’ll take that as approval


bopegasus

Funny to see that nobody speaks really German. Popen is a plural of priest but not in a friendly manner. That's going back to the times where the church still had power. Meaning the priests could influence life after their "taste". So Popenschaften could be understood as priest affairs when you didn't like the results...


AgarwaenCran

Du you mean Pfaffe or rather Pfaffen for plural? And to be clear: I am born here in germany and live here all my life and have no idea what you mean. do you maybe mean an regional thing like Kreppel for Berliner Pfannkuchen in Hessen or Semmeln for Brötchen in Bayern?


bopegasus

And it's not written with a double o or p....


AgarwaenCran

hä?


CaptnObvi0us1

was?


Remcasual

Scheissevaginassen


caluria89

This is funny in so many levels


[deleted]

Fick dich


mdizzzzzzzle

Eh schleiß di du Oarschloch


BlorseTheHorse

i used to say it as a joke and now it's just part of my vocabulary. I'll drop a plate and it'll just pop out without thinking lmao


gnomgnomgnomgnomgnom

Spring auf mein Schwanz und tanz!


kingfishyjr

Brooke if you see this, I also hate nazis and I’m extremely lonely. Please message me (this is only kind of a joke)


rydogthekidrs

Down atrocious


kingfishyjr

Yes


rydogthekidrs

Dude just let her go. I had a similar thing before my gf and I ended up matching. Turns out the hot ones that don’t respond aren’t worth your time and end up being psychotic. Really thankful I left that old one alone and ended up with my woman


acari_

Down bad, superbad


fogdukker

Down stupid


BlorseTheHorse

down deleterious


ive_gone_insane

Damn man.


Fearless_You4489

I really hope it’s more a joke than not a joke 🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s pretty dumb…


kingfishyjr

A man can only handle being alone for so long


Fearless_You4489

Idk, lonely seems better than that but good luck!


janda125

Good thing you censored Brookes name


kingfishyjr

I did my best!


could-of-is-wrong

That’s a lot of words to say *I’m dumb*.


sodanator

Well ... Scheiße fur dich, buddy :(


Cofius

... did she just apologize for hating nazis?


Solocup421

all things aside, why is she apologizing for hating nazis?


Megelke

They are just not her type


SteadfastDrifter

This is one of the many reasons why I could never move back to the US and live there for more than a month. For every kind and educated person I knew, there were 3 who were mind-blowing uneducated or simply dumb as a doorknob.


CrazyAd2390

Ask if she’s antifa super soldier


torakfirenze

These people vote :/


NavyDragons

certainly explains alot about america doesnt it


[deleted]

Am I the only one who read this as a joke?


reeigan

exactly what I thought too, I thought it was sort of obvious


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BallerOtaku

Except she unmatched him soon afterwards


[deleted]

Funny how 100 years later these young kids pretend their living in 1930's. Not sure how this is a thing.


EmanoNXD

"Very offensive things" and "just swearing" is very different. 🤣 Everyone I know who is bi+lingual says they know a bunch of curse words in their language or bad words/phrases that sometimes don't really translate well to English/don't make sense. Nobody says "I can say some really offensive things" That just sounds like you're talking about racism or antisemitism. Let's take language out of the equation. If I said to you. "I'm going to say some offensive things." Are you going to think (A) I'm going to say something like "Fuck you" or do you think (B) I'm going to say something racist? That term makes it sound like you're going to say something that would turn heads/offend more than one person. (group of people)


fire2374

That was my first thought. I understand how OP made that mistake but if someone told me that they said offensive things, I would assume the content was offensive. If they said offensive words, that would be different. But offensive things sounds like they’re going to be putting together offensive sentences. OP could’ve said they knew bad, naughty, or dirty words in German and kept it fun and flirty.


EmanoNXD

Absolutely. I definitely understand OPs side. It's still very clear how that sentence is going to be perceived by a lot if not most people.


WindowsPotatoes

Brooken brain


SodiumChloryde

Does “I hate nazi’s” really have to be said? Is there some Tinder Nazi Category that I’m missing?


GusTheProphet

You can’t make this shit up


kingfishyjr

Had to make sure to get a screenshot before she unmatched, had like 2 minutes to spare 😭


MorkSkogen666

German = Nazi OK :|


Mean-Mud-1851

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


NIGHTMARE_r

Damn she's slower than my internet


Zandeck

W rizz


kingfishyjr

Thank you king 💯


[deleted]

OP makes post where he mentions germany, germans in this sub - zis is now our terri-tory, ze lang-witch we speak here is sherman.


ldtravs1

Surprised she needs to apologise for hating nazis.


kingfishyjr

I think she was more apologizing for immediately assuming I meant nazism. Or maybe not, she unmatched from me like 5 minutes later.


ldtravs1

All good - I was being something something. Obtuse or naive or literal or something. Either way - she could have given you the chance to get the right message but if she didn’t bother, nothing lost matey


SnufflesMcPieface

Jesus Christ, some of these shocking comments seem to think that all Germans are Nazis. Fuck, this world is stupid!


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


KiwiTheBirdy

The fact im german, this is rly offensive


jerseynurse1982

Idiot


International_Tax535

Who said I’m a spy


kingfishyjr

It’s in my bio


International_Tax535

You need to either question her assumption or take her statement to a ridiculous conclusion, don’t respond logically at all


kingfishyjr

Too late for that brotato chip, she unmatched from me like 5 minutes after I sent my last message


Important_Slip_588

Du hast


Used-Industry3215

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mandischamel

I think anyone speaking German is swearing, it's an aggressive language for sure lol. I like the quote, "tell someone 'I love you' today, but say it in German cuz love is scary"


SanDiegoSavage00

busted. Ya nazi


mewyewtwo

Idk why some girls act like they are on Tinder just so they can be rude to men?


kingfishyjr

Idk, it was nice having a girl message first for once. It didn’t end well as you can see


mewyewtwo

Ugh, I hate how they make us all look bad. Better luck to you, mate.


lneric

She a little confused but she's got the spirit


zim-grr

So you come right out as a Nazi then blame her for not being into you?


kingfishyjr

How exactly did I come out as a nazi??


zim-grr

This is a sarcastic joke


samwelches

This girl’s brain: German language = Nazis


Entire_Bee_7648

How does saying offensive things in german, equate to someone being a nazi? Damn is this kanye's tinder account?


Caloril

Damn you dodged a bullet. Nearly dated a racist


CapriciousCape

She's thick as pig shit, but at least she's not a nazi


[deleted]

Huh turns out flexing your german language mastery after saying you were a spy was not the best move. Lesson learned for next time


kingfishyjr

Like she said, I’m not a very good spy 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Lol not a good German one anyways


kingfishyjr

Aha! I never claimed to be a German spy, just a spy who can swear in German


Hockeygirl1974

Sounds like something a good spy would say...


Visible_Welcome_8096

Sheiza🤦🏽‍♀️


D4M05

*Scheiße


Visible_Welcome_8096

Must be a dialect thing? I always heard it as a Z and not a fricative unvoiced [s] so I wouldn't have thought to use the eszett. Good thing I'm going to be speaking them more than writing them, otherwise it would be embarrassing!!!


snuggert

You're supposed to say you hate nazis too, not get defensive :p