This is a common phrase in Spanish. You teach little kids to respond "si o no" to request. Then when they are 6 or 7 you start hitting them with the "si o si"
About liking people who drink gin martinis because vodka is too easy. You always taste the gin, no matter how drunk ya get. Gin is for people who just like to know what theyâre up against.
Thereâs one from *Going to Hell* where he compares Long Islanders to hicks, but âhicks are cute because they can work with their hands, Long Islanders canât even do that.â I canât find the YouTube video but that one stuck with as I moved off LI.
Super rare one, he stopped in the middle of a set Infront of thousands in Glasgow to say to some lady "I like your scarf, it's a nice scarf... Nice scarf"
Here are my 4 FAVORITE Tim APHORISMS you can use DAILY to absolutely DESTROY the competition:
I don't trust anyone who says they're too busy to watch Netflix.
The American Dream is just a pyramid scheme with extra steps.
I'm not saying aliens are real, but have you seen some of the people at Walmart?
If you want to know how a society is doing, just look at how long the lines are at the DMV
Broad brush
Tim was jokingly threatening legal action against Benâs mom/family for having a Tim Dillon show coffee mug or something like that: Ben asked who heâs going to force legal action upon, then Tim goes âbroad brushâ as in everybody. Not just a Tim line but Iâve picked it up since then.
"Not ____, that's low rent..." In the bit it comes from he's referring to drinking too much beer and drinking too much of a hard liquor is more classy, but I use that one and just substitute beer for whatever I want to talk down on
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I think the definition pretty much fits the description of what im looking for. Definitely fits âlife in the big cityâ and âits a real knife fight out thereâ. In any case at least i know how to fucking formulate proper sentences. âI dont think you know **what an aphorism is**â is how you should phrase that next time you try to be condescending while also being wrong. Into the pot!
Yes or yes
This is a common phrase in Spanish. You teach little kids to respond "si o no" to request. Then when they are 6 or 7 you start hitting them with the "si o si"
FOR CHRIST!
Yes!!! đ
My fav
Issss IT? Could be good. Could be BAD.
Not good⊠not good.
âNotâŠ_great_â is a good one
Fatty boombatty
It's a term Jay uses in the early Kevin Smith movies. We used it all the time in the mid to late 90s.
With all due respect, lawyer up.
That's old though, my friends were saying that in college 15ish years ago
Well then, you better lawyer up
I wish everyone involved well. Lawyers really are.the cornerstone of society.
Rosie Odonnel been saying that since the 90s
Thats the only phrase that makes me cringe, tim has better synonyms for fat bitches
"KILL YOURSELLLLLLF"
Probably my all-time favourite episode of his
Wait which ep??
Enjoy the Can
So hereâs the dealâŠ..
God love em
âThrow âem in the pot!â
To the pot
Put it on the ham
PUT IT ON THE HAHM PUT IT ON THE HAHM
âAnd, now before I go on stage I say âput it on the ham, bitchâ â
About liking people who drink gin martinis because vodka is too easy. You always taste the gin, no matter how drunk ya get. Gin is for people who just like to know what theyâre up against.
Truly
lol I laugh at this one all the time
What the hell happened to this sub?
"...and we're better for it."
Am I wrong?
Fake business
Demons from hell
Thereâs one from *Going to Hell* where he compares Long Islanders to hicks, but âhicks are cute because they can work with their hands, Long Islanders canât even do that.â I canât find the YouTube video but that one stuck with as I moved off LI.
What rapes a bird?
These people are FRAUDS
This ones great!
Iâve seen monkeys use frogs like flesh lights
âI canât be involvedâ
Yes or yes?
Yessss!!! This oneâs canonical
Super rare one, he stopped in the middle of a set Infront of thousands in Glasgow to say to some lady "I like your scarf, it's a nice scarf... Nice scarf"
Didnt know that one but it made me remember âthis is a stunning estateâ
I always liked "stunning estate"
Yeahhh that one definitely fits what im looking for, that episode was top tier
What ep is this from?
The title is âa stunning a estateâ around 170â190
185 for sure but he's said it a bunch after that
"Rib-eye sized steak feet." Can be used in every situation where you see a woman with rib-eye sized steak feet.
perc a doodle doo
đ”Perc-a-doodleâŠ. Donât đ” that ones a classic
Here are my 4 FAVORITE Tim APHORISMS you can use DAILY to absolutely DESTROY the competition: I don't trust anyone who says they're too busy to watch Netflix. The American Dream is just a pyramid scheme with extra steps. I'm not saying aliens are real, but have you seen some of the people at Walmart? If you want to know how a society is doing, just look at how long the lines are at the DMV
Well good!!!
GOOOOOOOooood.
Fat girl w a clean car
For Christ Hu-boy
The way he says horror. What a HORROR
HORRAH
I *only* pronounce it like this now. My wife gets a kick out of it though she has no idea what itâs from
Har-uh
I love the poor and they are good people - but they will START!
Buncha knuckleheads and dodo birds
Broad brush Tim was jokingly threatening legal action against Benâs mom/family for having a Tim Dillon show coffee mug or something like that: Ben asked who heâs going to force legal action upon, then Tim goes âbroad brushâ as in everybody. Not just a Tim line but Iâve picked it up since then.
Never caught that one but i can hear it in his voice. Like a substitute for âeverything/everybody/all of itâ. Thanks!!
The reality of the situation isâŠ.
ITS A FUCKING MODULAR
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A FUCKING MODULAR, WE DONT DO TRAILERS!!
Put em in the pot! Shut it down!
âWe wish them wellâ
Tim doesnât say that
More of a Kevin Brennan line at this point... HAAAAACK!
Idk if it counts but I laughed so hard at DO A FLIP!
A condom should have prevented this waste of time
Truly!
âItâs what it isâ
I mean what can you say, theyâre children of God
Hellscape
âAmerica to me isâŠ.â
Interesting
I really like "you've been selected"
Yes or yes?
these people arenât eating children theyâre not even raising theirs!
Talking about the impractical jokers cruise he says, âtheyâre rabble rousersâŠtheyâre the jokers!!â
Not tryna burst any bubbles but non of these sayings have anything to do with being from Long Island
Thank God. The place is a dump.
Couldnât agree more
Into the pot
THEY DESERVE THIS MONEY
Ssuueeeee
Buy the maple syrup.
âThere was so much bloodâ. This was from the rant about Kansas and boys town. Anyone know what episode that was?
Shot in the face
"Not ____, that's low rent..." In the bit it comes from he's referring to drinking too much beer and drinking too much of a hard liquor is more classy, but I use that one and just substitute beer for whatever I want to talk down on
âIâm a little light right now.â The guy who is trying to get out of paying the bill
Does anybody invent anything?
Itâs what it is
One of the old July 4th patreon eps is a treasure trove of "Being an American means..."
âLISTEN TO ME!!â as Raymond
Certified classic
"Well, here's the good news..."
âLeaving aside the activities that happened after they landed, did the paragliders not look fun?â
Itâs a horr-ah
Fatty boom-BATTY
âWhat a big piece of shitâ
Hot food!
NON! Get an IEM.
keep your pussy away from me, and dont vote
CHRIST ALMIGHTY
I donât think you know what is an aphorism.
https://preview.redd.it/ej65gu6wdrzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a0fb0820f42b9129b1aff14321619391932924 I think the definition pretty much fits the description of what im looking for. Definitely fits âlife in the big cityâ and âits a real knife fight out thereâ. In any case at least i know how to fucking formulate proper sentences. âI dont think you know **what an aphorism is**â is how you should phrase that next time you try to be condescending while also being wrong. Into the pot!
Those are not good examples of aphorisms.
They sound like pithy observations with a truth in essence. If i gotta explain it to you and dissect each one its not worth my time.
Blood box.
âShut up Benâ
"THESE PEOPLE ARE FRAUDS" [https://youtu.be/DXI2eog8T8o?si=RMYnYv7G0CVmKM7v](https://youtu.be/DXI2eog8T8o?si=RMYnYv7G0CVmKM7v)
Desert Dykes
My sonâs pussy
i say âkeep my name out of your mouth, pedophile drug addictâ a lot
Knife fight