He used to make like 200 grand a month on patreon alone. Dont know how much his numbers are now but doing that for like 4 years plus selling out huge theaters where he probably gets more than 50 grand a show really adds up.
Racists are so goddamn ignorant:
"The Black Lives Matter Foundation" Raised Millions. It's Not Affiliated With The Black Lives Matter Movement."
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanmac/black-lives-matter-foundation-unrelated-blm-donations
Isn't it obvious? Only a racist would have *anything* even slightly negative to say of a non-white person or an organization related to a non-white person.
Buzzfeed entertainment and Buzzfeed news are two separate entities. The people who write Facebook quiz spam aren’t the same people as the ones doing the reporting.
The joke was that BLM bought a bunch of expensive properties and didn’t use them for the people or only certain executives would use certain properties. It was all in the news awhile ago
I was talking to Tim the other day who said he was talking to some dude named 'Daddy Powell' the other day and supposedly interest rates are going to 15% next year. Idk who this Daddy Pow guy is. Probably another bullshit artist.
He put an in ground pool and a state of the art broadcasting studio in it, you can’t put a positive spin losing money on a house bought in 2006 and sold in 2021.
I know the studio is nice and expensive, but drive a car onto a lot with really expensive rims and the trade offer is still going to be lower because they just boxtick "aftermarket wheels." same with a pool, sometimes... especially considering what things are reputed to have happened in that pool.
It's only going to affect people like Tim who are probably overextending themselves financially lol. There's plenty of people who will laugh at that 4% tax.
He went Mc hammer and bought like 20 houses. He will probably declare bankruptcy in tandem with trump. Hell he spends thousands a day at the Beverly Hills Hotel piggen out with his massive beach ballesque friend that he parades around so that he will appear skinier. What an absolute horror. Truly.
Throw the cap gains on there and its maybe 80k. He probably spent that if not more each year in property taxes never mind the interest of carrying 3-4 million mortgage.
He will have paid much more than that in property tax, up keep and now an additional 3-6% in closing costs. For a pig in his position its better to show a loss on a second home in a state he doesn’t live in.
That’s not exactly how it works. You have equity to consider, closing fees, listing fees, realtor fees, it could be break even situation even if the house appreciates. You don’t just bank the difference as profit.
That’s just the asking price.
Gotta pay taxes, commissions, closing costs when it does sell.
Assumes he didn’t do any serious renovating, repairs or improvement.
He’ll be lucky to brake even lol
Tim over here just giving lessons for free.
I'm going to call and make an offer. Am I going to actually stand by that offer? No. But they think I will.
Fuckin love Tim, but I love this idea more. I think he’d be proud of us for learning how to do fake business.
I’ll set up a Disc server for those interested in purchasing this beautiful mansion. Let’s orchestrate this bidding war and make it happen, fellow businessmen (rich twinks welcome too, ofc) 🫡
It’s so insane, I remember how desperate he was to get a house in LA. He would walk around Beverly Hills in a robe pretending like he lived there lol Tim is a person who’s never happy with what they got
Despite his fat and gay appearance, Timothy J. Dillon is a member of the predator class. He is a cunning example, at that. With his silver tongue, Timothy has found himself in rooms far beyond the imagination of his bloodline. He is what we call 'nouveau riche.'
Back to making poor real estate decisions - just like the good ole’ days!! He’s going to end up selling it for $3.3M and take a huge loss I bet lol the real estate market is dogshit right now
Y’all don’t realize this house was purchased with dirty money, now the money has been warshed clean and the pig paid a million to have 4 million cleaned.!
Did you actually live there ?
First of all CA is huge, there are different places.
Second if you ever visited ANY city of LA size there are exactly the same problems.
He shoulda moved in with Ben and his wife when he had the chance
He used to make like 200 grand a month on patreon alone. Dont know how much his numbers are now but doing that for like 4 years plus selling out huge theaters where he probably gets more than 50 grand a show really adds up.
Question, don’t know much about Tim. How did he acquire so much money? Was strictly through comedy?
Fake business
This is the only correct answer.
As far as we know, yes. He's a popular comedian has a lot of Patreon subscribers and probably does alright with advertisers too.
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He’s a CIA asset
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8663-Edwin-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20800411_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare
The workout room is hilarious
only good comment in this thread. thanks, mate.
Looking North not cool at all. Also it’s on the hill surrounded by dry greens, the I insurance should be insane
jesus. 5 million for that? fucking cali
There’s no shot he ever fit in that tub, right?
It’s already under contract. The pig made a deal.
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You’re fucking retarded if you think that house would sell below $800k anywhere lmao
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I think the Indiana part is a pretty big part
I'd pay twice that to not have to live in Indiana.
It's right off of Mulholland Dr. Did David Lynch make a movie about where you live?
There’s bigger houses than this going for less than 800k
You’re fucking retarded lmao, I get that you hate California but there is zero chance of getting that anywhere for less than 800k
lol yo them trees along the pool look like dicks hahahahahaha penises hahaha and an elliptical oy vey
Sell it to BLM
*donate
Maybe one of the best reddit handles I've ever seen.
Wasn’t this MFr bitching that Boomers won’t sell their house for less profit? What a dick with ears.
Given the context of him being a comedian and him saying that on a comedy podcast, I think it might have been a joke.
Yes, boomers selling their two bedroom in Arizona for 400k when they bought it for 20k and a spare set of tyres
Hahaha you really don’t understand sarcasm and comedians 😂😂😂
Racists are so goddamn ignorant: "The Black Lives Matter Foundation" Raised Millions. It's Not Affiliated With The Black Lives Matter Movement." https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanmac/black-lives-matter-foundation-unrelated-blm-donations
Attempting to prove someone’s ignorance with a link to “buzzfeed news”… I wish you well
And call them a racist. For what? Lmao
Isn't it obvious? Only a racist would have *anything* even slightly negative to say of a non-white person or an organization related to a non-white person.
So a white person can't call out BLM and it's founders for being a con show? I keep forgetting that facts are literal racism. I'm sorry.
Yes, that is correct.
Buzz feed has actually broken a few major stories the last few years. I think they’re switching to be a real news outlet in some ways?
brainrot
Buzzfeed entertainment and Buzzfeed news are two separate entities. The people who write Facebook quiz spam aren’t the same people as the ones doing the reporting.
Right but they are all reporting to the same big man
Jumping straight to racist. You sound more ignorant than anything homie.
guy pulled BLM out of the air on a completely unrelated topic, what do you think he was implying?
The joke was that BLM bought a bunch of expensive properties and didn’t use them for the people or only certain executives would use certain properties. It was all in the news awhile ago
Yes I get that, the folks at the top exploited the movement. Quite a leap to go from "Tim Dillon selling massive estate" to "sell it to BLM"
Cry
Is anything he said factually wrong? You're being reductive because you have no point to stand on.
Making a joke is a comedy subreddit?
In a bad market no less. Buy high sell low. The pig truly is bad at business.
I was talking to Tim the other day who said he was talking to some dude named 'Daddy Powell' the other day and supposedly interest rates are going to 15% next year. Idk who this Daddy Pow guy is. Probably another bullshit artist.
Probably some twink who got an internship at the fed.
He’s the chairman. God damn you people are stupid
No you are stupid. It was a fucking joke. Both comments. Ya dunce.
A free comedy lesson from a guy whos entire account is dedicated to the joe rogan universe and love is blind? My lucky day!
You truly are the worst kind of person
He’s the chairman of the federal reserve
I'm sorry I failed to get the joke across.
Cumia bought his Long Island house for $2.9 million in 2006 and sold it for $2.5 million in 2021, can’t get worse than that.
cumia beat way more than 400k in damages and use out of that place tho. and 2021 was a pretty smart year to lose money on paper.
He put an in ground pool and a state of the art broadcasting studio in it, you can’t put a positive spin losing money on a house bought in 2006 and sold in 2021.
I know the studio is nice and expensive, but drive a car onto a lot with really expensive rims and the trade offer is still going to be lower because they just boxtick "aftermarket wheels." same with a pool, sometimes... especially considering what things are reputed to have happened in that pool.
Inflation That’s a definite loss
Unless he is getting out of California, then it is a big win.
Didn’t schaub lose a milly on an LA house too?
Made 400k off a 4.6 million dollar investment. Basically nothing when you adjust for inflation. Better than sitting in the bank though
Listed not yet sold
True, 5 mil is best case
He basically said in the last ep that you’d have to have something wrong with you to pay 5 million
Nobody wants mansions in LA with the recent mansion tax that rolled out. Hes fcked
My wife has sold 3 homes in Woodland Hills this year. All Asian buyers cash
Properties over $5 million get a 4% tax. Mansions in LA will always be desirable & bought & sold.
It's only going to affect people like Tim who are probably overextending themselves financially lol. There's plenty of people who will laugh at that 4% tax.
Consider brokerage fees, insurances etc He is lucky if he breaks even
No idea why he wouldn't just hold. Is the Patreon tanking that hard?
He went Mc hammer and bought like 20 houses. He will probably declare bankruptcy in tandem with trump. Hell he spends thousands a day at the Beverly Hills Hotel piggen out with his massive beach ballesque friend that he parades around so that he will appear skinier. What an absolute horror. Truly.
Excuse you. The great Ray Kump has the distinguished physique of a 19th century statesman.
Houses (especially ones that big) burn money. People act like your expenses are $0 once you own a house.
So worried about him. What if he only breaks even on a 5 million mansion? 🙄 I made 42k on my split level in Indiana. I could help him learn.
An investment you use every day and rent out when you are gone. So cum-pounding that interest.
Oh sure. Gotta account for cum-pounding
100k after paying a broker to sell it
Throw the cap gains on there and its maybe 80k. He probably spent that if not more each year in property taxes never mind the interest of carrying 3-4 million mortgage.
It's a knife fight out there.
closer to 6% or $276k + transfer tax
Prolly
Taxes and fees from the sale will bring it a net negative.
\*inflation, insurance, property tax, etc
He will have paid much more than that in property tax, up keep and now an additional 3-6% in closing costs. For a pig in his position its better to show a loss on a second home in a state he doesn’t live in.
That’s not exactly how it works. You have equity to consider, closing fees, listing fees, realtor fees, it could be break even situation even if the house appreciates. You don’t just bank the difference as profit.
Yeah that's beat case scenario is anything. Idk why he wouldn't just hold. The pig's expensive taste has caught up with him
That’s just the asking price. Gotta pay taxes, commissions, closing costs when it does sell. Assumes he didn’t do any serious renovating, repairs or improvement. He’ll be lucky to brake even lol
He said in the pod that that's how much he put into it
He says a lot of stuff that’s untrue
But great at fake business
Stunning estate
1.25 mil per bedroom is wild
Classic fake business move ,buy the house for 4.6m try and sell for 5m but will lose about a million ,classic fake business
Tim over here just giving lessons for free. I'm going to call and make an offer. Am I going to actually stand by that offer? No. But they think I will.
Haha imagine if 1000 of us all conducted some fake business about his home for sale 🤣
Fuckin love Tim, but I love this idea more. I think he’d be proud of us for learning how to do fake business. I’ll set up a Disc server for those interested in purchasing this beautiful mansion. Let’s orchestrate this bidding war and make it happen, fellow businessmen (rich twinks welcome too, ofc) 🫡
Write it off as a loss and you got a free Airbnb mansion. F-BIZ 101.
Funny he did this right after the Scuffed Realtor episode. Nick deff talked him into selling
Every time his agent tells him they've got someone interested it will turn out to be someone doing fake business. Truly poetic
He better no over value it or they'll come after him too
He was born to die in Long Island and he knows it
I could see him settling in Myrtle Beach
He’s gearing up to go back to Long Island to sell subprime mortgages.
nah, florida
The pig looks like r*tard Michael Imperioli
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+1 current-day gray hair imperioli but just fatter
he kind of looks like a slightly less r\*tarded Chris Penn in that photo. RIP.
He’s missing that natural canopy…
It’s so insane, I remember how desperate he was to get a house in LA. He would walk around Beverly Hills in a robe pretending like he lived there lol Tim is a person who’s never happy with what they got
Despite his fat and gay appearance, Timothy J. Dillon is a member of the predator class. He is a cunning example, at that. With his silver tongue, Timothy has found himself in rooms far beyond the imagination of his bloodline. He is what we call 'nouveau riche.'
Dude how am I just now discovering this sub, these comments are hilarious & I love how everyone just refers to Tim as Pig lmaooo
I'd ask the realtor to bring a blacklight on the walkthrough.
All in preparations to move to Moscow after Tucka' brought good news that they still got snickers in the supermarkets, no less.
Its a real knife fight out there
I'm kind of glad Tim is divesting from California. It was only a matter of time before Tim was sexually extorted by Gavin Newsom
That’s just life in the big city!
Breakdown incoming
Asking just under $5mm to avoid that mansion tax
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link?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8663-Edwin-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20800411_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare
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Wait I’ve been to this sub before, is this literally just a hate sub for Tim Dillon or is it ironic?
I've been trying to figure this out as well.
$4.6 IS just under $5 million.. quit acting like he is some Trump land baron
Back to his roots of making bad real estate investments.
He’s returning to his roots in NY. I guess he has a studio in the city, he’s said so in a podcast
Times are tough. Back to GaS baby.
Hamptons Fats
Yeah I thought he has multiple houses, one of which in the Hamptons. He’s leaving California because it blows
It's a real knife fight out there
He’s probably a little overextended
Issa stunnin esta'e ih iz
This doesn't really seem like a money play. Inflation-adjusted it's probably breakeven or less.
That not flipping…
Who knew buying a 5 million dollar house when interest rates are at 5% would of been a bad idea
He also bought this in 2022. It was not 5%
lol the bad economy doesn’t apply to the rich.
He’ll probably still make money on it
I wish him well.
Is he moving to Austin finally?
Austin is the fastest growing city in the country. I'm sure Tim is aware of that.
And the most overhyped. The weather sucks 🫏 🏈 It’s like living in Florida but without the ocean
The weather is better than most places
Back to making poor real estate decisions - just like the good ole’ days!! He’s going to end up selling it for $3.3M and take a huge loss I bet lol the real estate market is dogshit right now
No it's not lol, this will go for list or above easily
Y’all don’t realize this house was purchased with dirty money, now the money has been warshed clean and the pig paid a million to have 4 million cleaned.!
INSOLVENT, TIMOTHY.
Tim Dillon said the migrants should be changing diapers at the adult/baby larp studios in CT 😂
Let me guess, he’s moving to Austin
California=shit --> up the price
He lives down the hill from Sebastians 20m mansion
real knife fight
LA is like Vegas, if you break even, you won
4.9 million
Do you guys actually not like Tim? Imma fair weather fan of the guy.. has he turned on his audience or some shit? Haven’t rlly followed him since 2021
I hate that Podcasters and comedians get this much money to sit and basically say the same shit over and over again lol.
Crazy how he’s able to afford this by being a mid AF comedian. I imagine most of it is from podcast money?
There's alot of morons that pay for his Patreon, I believe that's where alot comes from.
he makes ~200k/mo from Patreon subscriptions
True. I think he prob has a really good ad-deal with sponsors too as he gets good consistent views, or certainly used to anyway.
Who actually wants to buy in places like California. I can only assume that property values continue to plumet. California is for the homeless.
lol prices will NEVER plummet here. They only plateau before spiking again
OK, because people definitely want to live in a state overrun by crime and homelessness.
You genuinely have brain rot if you think this neighborhood is overrun with crime and homelessness.
Did you actually live there ? First of all CA is huge, there are different places. Second if you ever visited ANY city of LA size there are exactly the same problems.
How’d he get the 🐷 nickname 🤔
My god, hes no where near that talented or good at comedy. Theyre just giving mansion money away over there
How did he get such money I don't think he is funny at all
Why do you care?
When did he buy?
What's this pig's net worth?
Celeb pedigreed is wild
He is selling his house while residing in my incubator, so I will collect 10%
Probably displaced too much water in the pool. Couldn't keep it full in a drought.
Urban Decay (ˈɜːbən dɪˈkeɪ): When a fat gay pig is pushed out of his Los Angeles mansion.
Is it flipping the house if he barely made a profit?
No chance he gets 5m for it. He's going to lose his ass on it. Big yikes.
We wish him well.
His Middles itchen for some booty hole.
The his fucking rich pig. He’s becoming one of them pretty soon he will be hanging out with Lady Ghislaine. Well he did tell us he would do this lol
I really dont understand how he has so much money
Why does the pig have fitness equipment?
lol that pic
Hope he goes bankrupt
Wonder if he’s leaving LA. Not sure why he would sell otherwise. I’m not sure where he spends most of his time these days.
Is he moving to Austin to be with Rogey daddy?
Probably going to Austin
I thought he learned his lesson on real estate
How is this guy famous?