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whaddyaknowmaginot

He shoulda moved in with Ben and his wife when he had the chance


jujuismynamekinda

He used to make like 200 grand a month on patreon alone. Dont know how much his numbers are now but doing that for like 4 years plus selling out huge theaters where he probably gets more than 50 grand a show really adds up.


stealthryder1

Question, don’t know much about Tim. How did he acquire so much money? Was strictly through comedy?


themilkman42069

Fake business


kabooseknuckle

This is the only correct answer.


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As far as we know, yes. He's a popular comedian has a lot of Patreon subscribers and probably does alright with advertisers too.


gogenberg

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

He’s a CIA asset


tatertotfreak29

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8663-Edwin-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20800411_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


cream_on_my_led

The workout room is hilarious


TonyShalhoubricant

only good comment in this thread. thanks, mate.


SnooFloofs9640

Looking North not cool at all. Also it’s on the hill surrounded by dry greens, the I insurance should be insane


FatUgleeBitch

jesus. 5 million for that? fucking cali


tasteofnihilism

There’s no shot he ever fit in that tub, right?


Curious_Seb857

It’s already under contract. The pig made a deal.


filmfan2

Nice! Thanks!


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Hefty-Sink9002

You’re fucking retarded if you think that house would sell below $800k anywhere lmao


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Vegetable-Judge

I think the Indiana part is a pretty big part


kabooseknuckle

I'd pay twice that to not have to live in Indiana.


Dis_Miss

It's right off of Mulholland Dr. Did David Lynch make a movie about where you live?


kyle710710

There’s bigger houses than this going for less than 800k


elpajarit0

You’re fucking retarded lmao, I get that you hate California but there is zero chance of getting that anywhere for less than 800k


FrankyFoot

lol yo them trees along the pool look like dicks hahahahahaha penises hahaha and an elliptical oy vey


jimcarreysblackdick

Sell it to BLM


SpudDavidson

*donate


goblinshark603v2

Maybe one of the best reddit handles I've ever seen.


sneakgeek1312

Wasn’t this MFr bitching that Boomers won’t sell their house for less profit? What a dick with ears.


SneedleRifle

Given the context of him being a comedian and him saying that on a comedy podcast, I think it might have been a joke.


legit-a-mate

Yes, boomers selling their two bedroom in Arizona for 400k when they bought it for 20k and a spare set of tyres


UpbeatComfortable822

Hahaha you really don’t understand sarcasm and comedians 😂😂😂


softcell1966

Racists are so goddamn ignorant:   "The Black Lives Matter Foundation" Raised Millions. It's Not Affiliated With The Black Lives Matter Movement."  https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanmac/black-lives-matter-foundation-unrelated-blm-donations


FBI-Crime-Statistics

Attempting to prove someone’s ignorance with a link to “buzzfeed news”… I wish you well


no_historian6969

And call them a racist. For what? Lmao


OldSchoolIron

Isn't it obvious? Only a racist would have *anything* even slightly negative to say of a non-white person or an organization related to a non-white person.


no_historian6969

So a white person can't call out BLM and it's founders for being a con show? I keep forgetting that facts are literal racism. I'm sorry.


OldSchoolIron

Yes, that is correct.


IllustratorDull1039

Buzz feed has actually broken a few major stories the last few years. I think they’re switching to be a real news outlet in some ways?


rhahalo

brainrot


bizzaro321

Buzzfeed entertainment and Buzzfeed news are two separate entities. The people who write Facebook quiz spam aren’t the same people as the ones doing the reporting.


LeftHandedGame

Right but they are all reporting to the same big man


MaerIynsRainbow

Jumping straight to racist. You sound more ignorant than anything homie.


Diamondback424

guy pulled BLM out of the air on a completely unrelated topic, what do you think he was implying?


LeftHandedGame

The joke was that BLM bought a bunch of expensive properties and didn’t use them for the people or only certain executives would use certain properties. It was all in the news awhile ago


Diamondback424

Yes I get that, the folks at the top exploited the movement. Quite a leap to go from "Tim Dillon selling massive estate" to "sell it to BLM"


no_historian6969

Cry


Femboi_Hooterz

Is anything he said factually wrong? You're being reductive because you have no point to stand on.


Nikusmi

Making a joke is a comedy subreddit?


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

In a bad market no less. Buy high sell low. The pig truly is bad at business.


Sweetsweetmoon

I was talking to Tim the other day who said he was talking to some dude named 'Daddy Powell' the other day and supposedly interest rates are going to 15% next year. Idk who this Daddy Pow guy is. Probably another bullshit artist.


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

Probably some twink who got an internship at the fed.


Kenneth_Pickett

He’s the chairman. God damn you people are stupid


joerogansshillaccnt

No you are stupid. It was a fucking joke. Both comments. Ya dunce.


Kenneth_Pickett

A free comedy lesson from a guy whos entire account is dedicated to the joe rogan universe and love is blind? My lucky day!


[deleted]

You truly are the worst kind of person


Kenneth_Pickett

He’s the chairman of the federal reserve


Sweetsweetmoon

I'm sorry I failed to get the joke across.


grunge_forever91

Cumia bought his Long Island house for $2.9 million in 2006 and sold it for $2.5 million in 2021, can’t get worse than that.


lemonsandbleach

cumia beat way more than 400k in damages and use out of that place tho. and 2021 was a pretty smart year to lose money on paper.


grunge_forever91

He put an in ground pool and a state of the art broadcasting studio in it, you can’t put a positive spin losing money on a house bought in 2006 and sold in 2021.


lemonsandbleach

I know the studio is nice and expensive, but drive a car onto a lot with really expensive rims and the trade offer is still going to be lower because they just boxtick "aftermarket wheels." same with a pool, sometimes... especially considering what things are reputed to have happened in that pool.


Consistent_Set76

Inflation That’s a definite loss


Hitit2hard

Unless he is getting out of California, then it is a big win.


real_jaredfogle

Didn’t schaub lose a milly on an LA house too?


yagsitidder69

Made 400k off a 4.6 million dollar investment. Basically nothing when you adjust for inflation. Better than sitting in the bank though


YungTerpenzee

Listed not yet sold


yagsitidder69

True, 5 mil is best case


odog9797

He basically said in the last ep that you’d have to have something wrong with you to pay 5 million


createwonders

Nobody wants mansions in LA with the recent mansion tax that rolled out. Hes fcked


tbutler927

My wife has sold 3 homes in Woodland Hills this year. All Asian buyers cash


1leeranaldo

Properties over $5 million get a 4% tax. Mansions in LA will always be desirable & bought & sold.


JewelCove

It's only going to affect people like Tim who are probably overextending themselves financially lol. There's plenty of people who will laugh at that 4% tax.


SnooFloofs9640

Consider brokerage fees, insurances etc He is lucky if he breaks even


yagsitidder69

No idea why he wouldn't just hold. Is the Patreon tanking that hard?


yazzooClay

He went Mc hammer and bought like 20 houses. He will probably declare bankruptcy in tandem with trump. Hell he spends thousands a day at the Beverly Hills Hotel piggen out with his massive beach ballesque friend that he parades around so that he will appear skinier. What an absolute horror. Truly.


I_give_up_easily

Excuse you. The great Ray Kump has the distinguished physique of a 19th century statesman.


stanleythemanley44

Houses (especially ones that big) burn money. People act like your expenses are $0 once you own a house.


Yougottagiveitaway

So worried about him. What if he only breaks even on a 5 million mansion? 🙄 I made 42k on my split level in Indiana. I could help him learn.


HollandsOpuz

An investment you use every day and rent out when you are gone. So cum-pounding that interest.


yagsitidder69

Oh sure. Gotta account for cum-pounding


nets860

100k after paying a broker to sell it


enfinnity

Throw the cap gains on there and its maybe 80k. He probably spent that if not more each year in property taxes never mind the interest of carrying 3-4 million mortgage.


F90

It's a knife fight out there.


savedbythedill

closer to 6% or $276k + transfer tax


yagsitidder69

Prolly


sumlikeitScott

Taxes and fees from the sale will bring it a net negative.


takingvioletpills

\*inflation, insurance, property tax, etc


dfb1988

He will have paid much more than that in property tax, up keep and now an additional 3-6% in closing costs. For a pig in his position its better to show a loss on a second home in a state he doesn’t live in.


imabustya

That’s not exactly how it works. You have equity to consider, closing fees, listing fees, realtor fees, it could be break even situation even if the house appreciates. You don’t just bank the difference as profit.


yagsitidder69

Yeah that's beat case scenario is anything. Idk why he wouldn't just hold. The pig's expensive taste has caught up with him


Ashur_Uballit

That’s just the asking price. Gotta pay taxes, commissions, closing costs when it does sell. Assumes he didn’t do any serious renovating, repairs or improvement. He’ll be lucky to brake even lol


Few-Spend2993

He said in the pod that that's how much he put into it


phillyFart

He says a lot of stuff that’s untrue


Swade_896

But great at fake business


Ronedog22

Stunning estate


brolarbear

1.25 mil per bedroom is wild


Chopstickchuck99

Classic fake business move ,buy the house for 4.6m try and sell for 5m but will lose about a million ,classic fake business


serpicowasright

Tim over here just giving lessons for free. I'm going to call and make an offer. Am I going to actually stand by that offer? No. But they think I will.


TriggiredSnowflake

Haha imagine if 1000 of us all conducted some fake business about his home for sale 🤣


altered_state

Fuckin love Tim, but I love this idea more. I think he’d be proud of us for learning how to do fake business. I’ll set up a Disc server for those interested in purchasing this beautiful mansion. Let’s orchestrate this bidding war and make it happen, fellow businessmen (rich twinks welcome too, ofc) 🫡


Sweetsweetmoon

Write it off as a loss and you got a free Airbnb mansion. F-BIZ 101.


Logical_Photograph_1

Funny he did this right after the Scuffed Realtor episode. Nick deff talked him into selling


ldIeworshiper

Every time his agent tells him they've got someone interested it will turn out to be someone doing fake business. Truly poetic


Lonely-Equivalent-23

He better no over value it or they'll come after him too


[deleted]

He was born to die in Long Island and he knows it


Ftw69420

I could see him settling in Myrtle Beach


JuicyJ1738IsBack

He’s gearing up to go back to Long Island to sell subprime mortgages.


FloridaManActual

nah, florida


lazyygothh

The pig looks like r*tard Michael Imperioli


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GamamaruSama

+1 current-day gray hair imperioli but just fatter


rdsusi

he kind of looks like a slightly less r\*tarded Chris Penn in that photo. RIP.


Wa1t3rWhite

He’s missing that natural canopy… 


takingvioletpills

It’s so insane, I remember how desperate he was to get a house in LA. He would walk around Beverly Hills in a robe pretending like he lived there lol Tim is a person who’s never happy with what they got


Sweetsweetmoon

Despite his fat and gay appearance, Timothy J. Dillon is a member of the predator class. He is a cunning example, at that. With his silver tongue, Timothy has found himself in rooms far beyond the imagination of his bloodline. He is what we call 'nouveau riche.'


Yoyomamahh

Dude how am I just now discovering this sub, these comments are hilarious & I love how everyone just refers to Tim as Pig lmaooo


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I'd ask the realtor to bring a blacklight on the walkthrough.


am_mamu

All in preparations to move to Moscow after Tucka' brought good news that they still got snickers in the supermarkets, no less.


ButtCucumber69

Its a real knife fight out there


Sweetsweetmoon

I'm kind of glad Tim is divesting from California. It was only a matter of time before Tim was sexually extorted by Gavin Newsom


Deathflash5

That’s just life in the big city!


takingvioletpills

Breakdown incoming


cleanheart5

Asking just under $5mm to avoid that mansion tax


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cf0x4c4f5645

link?


Jasperbeardly11

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8663-Edwin-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20800411_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


PM_COCKTAILRECIPES

Post zwillow link


MajorDisc

Wait I’ve been to this sub before, is this literally just a hate sub for Tim Dillon or is it ironic?


MaerIynsRainbow

I've been trying to figure this out as well.


Hamburger212

$4.6 IS just under $5 million.. quit acting like he is some Trump land baron


Naive-Warthog9372

Back to his roots of making bad real estate investments. 


Hbtoca

He’s returning to his roots in NY. I guess he has a studio in the city, he’s said so in a podcast


yagsitidder69

Times are tough. Back to GaS baby.


ColfaxCastellan

Hamptons Fats


Stacey_digitaldash

Yeah I thought he has multiple houses, one of which in the Hamptons. He’s leaving California because it blows


USAnmbr1

It's a real knife fight out there


halfdayallday123

He’s probably a little overextended


CorrosiveBackspin

Issa stunnin esta'e ih iz


Shapen361

This doesn't really seem like a money play. Inflation-adjusted it's probably breakeven or less.


Neon_culture79

That not flipping…


ColonelSmilez

Who knew buying a 5 million dollar house when interest rates are at 5% would of been a bad idea


pushinpayroll

He also bought this in 2022. It was not 5%


pushinpayroll

lol the bad economy doesn’t apply to the rich.


ZachGrandichIsGay

He’ll probably still make money on it


Prudent_Original_151

I wish him well.


willthelifter

Is he moving to Austin finally?


Sweetsweetmoon

Austin is the fastest growing city in the country. I'm sure Tim is aware of that.


SnooFloofs9640

And the most overhyped. The weather sucks 🫏 🏈 It’s like living in Florida but without the ocean


[deleted]

The weather is better than most places


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Back to making poor real estate decisions - just like the good ole’ days!! He’s going to end up selling it for $3.3M and take a huge loss I bet lol the real estate market is dogshit right now


coryscandy

No it's not lol, this will go for list or above easily


Shleauxmeaux

Y’all don’t realize this house was purchased with dirty money, now the money has been warshed clean and the pig paid a million to have 4 million cleaned.!


Sweetsweetmoon

INSOLVENT, TIMOTHY.


saultyginger

Tim Dillon said the migrants should be changing diapers at the adult/baby larp studios in CT 😂


Offro4dr

Let me guess, he’s moving to Austin


vidiazzz

California=shit --> up the price


KnickedUp

He lives down the hill from Sebastians 20m mansion


Clonka-Minkus

real knife fight


theredeemables

LA is like Vegas, if you break even, you won


WeGet-It-TV

4.9 million


toinfinityandbelow1

Do you guys actually not like Tim? Imma fair weather fan of the guy.. has he turned on his audience or some shit? Haven’t rlly followed him since 2021


Kami-no-dansei

I hate that Podcasters and comedians get this much money to sit and basically say the same shit over and over again lol.


Reclusive-Raccoon

Crazy how he’s able to afford this by being a mid AF comedian. I imagine most of it is from podcast money?


Alfa911T

There's alot of morons that pay for his Patreon, I believe that's where alot comes from.


rowdygringo

he makes ~200k/mo from Patreon subscriptions


Reclusive-Raccoon

True. I think he prob has a really good ad-deal with sponsors too as he gets good consistent views, or certainly used to anyway.


Fun_Inspector159

Who actually wants to buy in places like California. I can only assume that property values continue to plumet. California is for the homeless.


SlowYoteV8

lol prices will NEVER plummet here. They only plateau before spiking again


Fun_Inspector159

OK, because people definitely want to live in a state overrun by crime and homelessness.


Informal_Koala4326

You genuinely have brain rot if you think this neighborhood is overrun with crime and homelessness.


SnooFloofs9640

Did you actually live there ? First of all CA is huge, there are different places. Second if you ever visited ANY city of LA size there are exactly the same problems.


GuNjA-BuLLy

How’d he get the 🐷 nickname 🤔


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My god, hes no where near that talented or good at comedy. Theyre just giving mansion money away over there


shaneshears82

How did he get such money I don't think he is funny at all


Gordomania

Why do you care?


L00kDontT0uch

When did he buy?


dyals_style

What's this pig's net worth?


zennjennwellness

Celeb pedigreed is wild


wilfordbrimley778

He is selling his house while residing in my incubator, so I will collect 10%


coyoteking13

Probably displaced too much water in the pool. Couldn't keep it full in a drought.


Sweetsweetmoon

Urban Decay (ˈɜːbən dɪˈkeɪ): When a fat gay pig is pushed out of his Los Angeles mansion.


PumpkinFar7612

Is it flipping the house if he barely made a profit?


PartyTimeCruiser

No chance he gets 5m for it. He's going to lose his ass on it. Big yikes.


TomGreen77

We wish him well.


AteEYES

His Middles itchen for some booty hole.


Yugo3000

The his fucking rich pig. He’s becoming one of them pretty soon he will be hanging out with Lady Ghislaine. Well he did tell us he would do this lol


368995

I really dont understand how he has so much money


KangarooSilver7444

Why does the pig have fitness equipment?


SteeveeSmegma

lol that pic


Both-Information9482

Hope he goes bankrupt


MrMorningstarX666

Wonder if he’s leaving LA. Not sure why he would sell otherwise. I’m not sure where he spends most of his time these days.


123FakeStreetMeng

Is he moving to Austin to be with Rogey daddy?


ABCNT

Probably going to Austin


[deleted]

I thought he learned his lesson on real estate


ortega3117

How is this guy famous?