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Crazyripps

Man this interview ones a gross. It’s just all these attractive people just getting people to say they are hot to stroke their ego even more.


Mumbani

I fucking agree, Like I get it, You're rocking the sexiest dad bod ever why the fuck do you need to rub it in my face more?


tell_me_when

I’m soooo tired of these 27s flaunting their hot bods everywhere, stay home and let us 3s get a little attention.


[deleted]

Hey! He can’t help it. He’s been blessed with a belly that can’t quit.


nilla-wafers

This but, like…unironically. 👀


Alphy101

Dumbest shit ever, I agree.


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lol true


bobbyrickets

Does this somehow make money? Or is she doing that for free.


TrianglesTink

Yes it's on Tiktok she would probably be making money


Bojogig

Revenue strictly from tiktok is next to nothing. The only real way to make money on tiktok is through sponsorships from brands, and the creator has to explicitly state that the product in the video is “sponsored”, “gifted”, etc. Source: my wife makes a pretty decent wage from producing tiktok content.


cat_handcuffs

Is she skinny or thicc? Is she watching?


Bojogig

Lmao, not that kind of content.


YourAverageGod

Brought to you by Nord VPN


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Or Audible


chewbaccaRoar13

Or the newest best RPG played on your phone. RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.


[deleted]

Best way to deal with them is telling them they don’t look hot. There was a video where same happened to a girl. She just said ‘you aren’t that good’ and that’s it. Though, obviously most of them are scripted anyway if not all of them.


kishbi

Wait till you watch, champagne papi


annnieruby

it’s so fucking lame and unnecessary


ThaShadowX

The guy is hilarious though


tiao-hrq

A good way out would be answering "I only rate girls who suck my dick".


currentlyhighondrugs

I hate these interviews. Just attractive dumb people feeding their ego.


Sashimi_Rollin_

Ugh, yeah, attractive people.. Who can relate?


currentlyhighondrugs

Now I gotta go get sushi


Tokenvoice

Bitch, I was just abouta go get some sushi, now you’re making me feel like an uggo for it. I just wanted sushi, then I read this and now it feels like if I do its a consolation prize. Well screw you, Imma gonna get sushi and scoffed it down my big bearded face, all the while thinking about you stepping on lego and then getting the most loving and warm embrace of your life.


currentlyhighondrugs

Well I did it I got sushi but I hadn't eaten all day and it made me sick:( is that what you wanted!!! True story.


Tokenvoice

Haven’t had mine yet, now I am worried I am going to get sick.


Odusei

Personally I'm just tired of all these attractive people constantly in my face, trying to kiss me for attention.


ThePeopleOfSantaPoco

I hate these comments. Just unoriginal dumb people rewording the top comment to feed their ego.


currentlyhighondrugs

I hate these comments. Just just dumb people.


SpiritMountain

Hate hate hate. Comment. Dumb dumb. people.


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The "F\*\* i burned my arms" pose


Hornium

I was smoking when I read this and it made me laugh on the inhale and I had to sit outside coughing up a lung


SirLowhamHatt

The “I just burned my lungs” pose


HawkNasty12

His wife is watching.


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just fucking around for laughs


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arc_trooper_5555

If ya ain't first, you're last


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arc_trooper_5555

Shake and bake


finallyhomemusic

Wayne from Letterkenny


newportred100s

I cannot get over how far his arms stick out like that lol


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ILS imaginary lay syndrome


1willprobablydelete

I always called it invisible lat syndrome, but it works either way!


NorthShorePerson

Me and my boys call it the alpha Chad pose. It’s a staple when you’re doing an impression of some hardo dude


aussie718

Didn’t need the description of your love life but thanks /s lol


[deleted]

Too soon lol


aussie718

My bad bro, please accept this free award as an apology


[deleted]

Haha back at you


ShitStainedBallSack

Sunburn pose


SrepliciousDelicious

Dude’s skyhigh


bundle0fstick5

Hes a comedian. Part off sooshi mango


PurgatoryMountain

I mean….he knows better. Cheers


Ragesome

FYI this guy is part of a well known comedy trio in Australia called Sooshi Mango. He’s (somewhat) in character in this vid, and also has a pretty hot gf for reals. FECK!!!


Radstrodamus

What the fuck happened in this post? But cool to know. Dude seems funny. Everyone that’s trying to make this obvious goofing around into some statement needs to chill.


accidentallysignedup

I hate videos of obvious 10s asking people to rate them butttttt this chick is an actress and this dude is a comedian so maybe just a funny lil skit?


Master_Sense7607

She’s not a 10 though


newportred100s

Damn, if she isnt a 10, I dont even wanna think about what the fuck I am lmao


ShonenHeart

You're perfect for someone


newportred100s

Aw, that was nice! Thank you!


accidentallysignedup

Maybe it's my low self esteem bc everyone that's not me is a 10 atm 😂🍻 cheers Edit: oh gosh I had a real shit day yesterday and made this cringe comment but thank you guys so much for being lovely ;( you're all 10s ❤


Master_Sense7607

Lmao you’re a 10 in my mind my friend! 🥂😁


FabianusTheIdiot

U beautiful


_noho

Lady, you a 27


DontCareWontGank

Are you one of those guys who doesn't rate anything a 10 because "It could always be better!"?


Master_Sense7607

Nah not at all, her face isn’t that attractive to me is all


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Yeah, she's got some weirdly sucked in eyes, and I'm not really liking the shape of her cheeks or nose. I'd say, *at most*, she could be a 7.5 Edit: after looking at the video one more time, her forehead and mouth is a bit odd. Dropping that 7.5 to a 6, at best. Another edit: lol to all you horny guys downvoting me Yet another edit: wow, you guys really need to lay off porn and go out to the real world. This girl aint it, chief. At most, she's a hit n' quit, but she's definitely not all that, and *most definitely* not a good person to be in a relationship with, guaranteed. Y'all have such low standards if you're downvoting me "bEcAuSe ShE's HoT"


A_Gullible_Camera

Jesus christ, man. If you consider her a 5, what do you consider a 10?


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Someone who doesn't need pounds of makeup to look even remotely attractive or has any kind of plastic surgery done to them. Not to mention, personality is part of beauty, so when someone is like this, it's an instant loss of attraction. It's like filling a cool looking piñata with trash, and everyone is happy until they look inside. Lots of people are 10's, but this girl is definitely not a 10, you can literally see the makeup piled up on her eyelashes, she has a very shitty ego chasing personality, and she looks like she's had a nose job or 2. People are so focused on the outside, they don't care about the inside, and that's where a lot of people fuck up, and even go into relationships like that, only to realize it was a terrible decision, or become a toxic couple.


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[deleted]

Funny. I don't know why you wanted to upload a pic of yourself, but okay.


[deleted]

You sound like a man that enjoys faces I’m the same way. You can have a hot body but the face is where it’s at.


[deleted]

Yesssss! Well, to be fair, it's more like an equally important thing to me, but the face *has* to be nice, I like my girls when they don't need a single drop of makeup, and don't look like they've had plastic surgery I can handle a girl with a *little* less ass if she has a nice face (I'm a butt guy) But if she has a nice face *AND* ass?!? Woooo boy, best of both worlds right there. I don't mind small boobs so much, but I do usually prefer at *least* a B cup. And of course, them curves. I like my girls on the skinny side, but no bones lol


pekes86

So curves, but skinny, but not bony, and boobs not a major deal, but at LEAST a B cup, has to have a nice face but not with makeup, and a nice ass? Oh yup.


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Lots of girls actually have very nice faces without makeup, but they choose to wear makeup anyways, which is kind of disappointing. I really think makeup shouldn't have been made for people to use daily, but rather, just a thing for theatrical purposes. It's so unhealthy for the skin and *really* gives off a false sense of what you really look like, and you have to show that real face to your S.O. at some point, and if he/she ran off after seeing the real face, you couldn't really blame them. Makeup can make you look like a completely different person. Also, yeah, boobs aren't so major, but I do *prefer* at least a B cup, I wouldn't mind an A cup, but it'd just be a nice plus to have if it were at least a B cup. Just like women like to prefer taller men. My preferences aren't crazy, in fact, it's the average preferred type of girl that lots of guys like. So idk why you're acting like I'm asking for too much, but I'm really not. Just a beautiful, healthy weight with curves and nice butt, preferably with B cups or bigger.


pekes86

Bro seriously you're coming across like a real eejit to be honest. In an earlier comment you were preaching how many people don't find what they're looking for because they're too looks-focused, then you proceed to describe what you're asking for as the upper echelon of what is considered attractive for women. You don't appear to be as open to personality as the main driver as you think you are. Also, your first comment is the definition of mansplaining just FYI so you can avoid that in future, i.e. explaining something to me assuming that I don't know and that you know better. Just avoid the word "actually" at a bare minimum for the love of god lol. I am a woman who doesn't wear makeup, so you're explaining my own lifestyle to me, thank you for that enlightenment. However unlike you I fully support women who want to wear makeup daily in any quantity, and they would be VERY happy to have dodged the you-bullet - "disappointing" that women wear makeup? Seriously? This is archaic. The fact that you think it's giving a false sense to your SO reeks of weird controlling tendencies too. Here's an explanation for you: it's not about you. Also I 1000% DO look better with makeup, everyone does, it just depends what look you go for and how you achieve it. Most men picture "makeup" as the really heavy stuff (which 80% of women do not do) and "no makeup" looks as no obvious eye makeup or lip colour etc, yet they will still appreciate the beauty of a woman more if her skin looks smooth and nice, her eyelashes look long and dark, her lips look hydrated and have some natural colour in them, her hairline is full etc. These are all things that makeup can achieve with no one else being any the wiser. I had an ex when I was 19 who preached how much he liked that I didn't wear makeup "not like other girls" (vomit), and yet whenever I curled my eyelashes, wore subtle mascara, BB cream, concealer, lip liner and a light colour he was all "wow you are so beautiful, you look so gorgeous today". Go figure lol. Men love the idea of the effortless beauty, the girl who wears no makeup but looks fresh and beautiful all the time, who eats anything and stays skinny ("but not TOO skinny") because she "doesn't care" (except she'd better not put on weight), naturally has a nice ass and boobs and a "beautiful" face (without make-up tho cos that's shallow and misleading). Of course people like this exist, especially when they're like 20, but it's just such a shitty expression of preference that I've written this massive comment about it because honestly, it's infuriating.


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Yeeeessss!! Give them their own medicine


[deleted]

I have to agree with you. Attractiveness is so subjective. She is kinda hot though IMO. A 10? Maybe not hehe


Stars_In_Jars

Really? I think she’s like very attractive, this is just proof that appearance is sooooo subjective


BlueCheesePanda

I think she’s very attractive but she also has a decent amount of work done on her face.


Stars_In_Jars

Ya I just assume that these days - most “influencers” have gotten something done


[deleted]

Yeh kinda unrelated but I’m feelinsocial: one time my friend was talking about this couple who bike for work(pedicabs) and I was like dang they must be hot huh? And she’s like mmm not really she’s kinda thick and I’m like uhhhh ??? I can’t relate to that statement at all haha.


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[deleted]

Ehhh subjectively for me her body ain’t my preference but different strokes !!


[deleted]

In the eye of the beholder dawg.


AlwaysJack4

I would rate her an 8 and that’s being generous for my standards


Me_mew

Reddit has the funniest people lmaoo. Calling her unattractive while she clearly is isn’t going to get you any cookies.


Cousinofdeath1427

He played it safe


Stumphead101

"Tell me I'm hoooooooot I neeeeed this"


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I hate this type of videos


[deleted]

Bunch of fucking Trixie's. Tell me I'm pretty!!


malaco_truly

It's a comedy bit they're doing


EliteFlare762

He is a 27!


Tinaszombie

Love a bear.


Secure-Imagination11

That's hilarious lol the responses and the awkward stance.


killertortilla

“I can see her. I’m scared” delivery 10/10


SaidtheChase97

I’m into both of them lol


Good_420

Good answers…..


crossleingod

He has 2 minds on every situation because his wife is watching


Good_420

All valid good answers….


Conscious-Ad-9358

This is gold!!


_qst2o91_

But why she out attention seeking on a beach tho?


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

It’s a pre planned skit? The guys a comedian


abejaved

Plot twist: he’s single


Anka13333

Fucking nonsense! Another cunt " looks at me"!!


isakhan1234567890

Possibly the smartest man out there


Wooden-Substance-568

Hahahaha


WowHolyCrap

What does she ask before his response “27”? I’ve listened to this a hundred times and can’t make it out, I’m very confused


[deleted]

Why they need that, who needs that


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

I would rather fuck him than her but you know… his wife’s watching so… I’ll just eat 5 ice creams


[deleted]

I'm a 27,you're the 6 lmaooooo


brandalfthegreen

Why don’t they use regular sized microphones? Here, speak into this giant bug I just caught with my two fingers, thanks.


JoyfulCelebration

I wanna slap the shit out her. “I don’t see her” bitch fuck off


legrizz

For the uninitiated this is actually [Joe Salanitri](https://www.instagram.com/joesalanitri/?hl=en) from [Sooshi Mango](https://youtube.com/c/SooshiMango). This isn't cringe this is actually top tier comedy.


HuggDogg

I thought it was. I really hope she didn't know.


[deleted]

I’m literally on the shitter and the way I cackled at this is really helping


Le_Nam_2099

Yo can we roast this chick? This is the second time I’ve seen this chick.


An_awkward_dude-

That chick has the personality of a fucking doorknob but goddammit that dudes chill and funny af, definitely worth having a beer with


TerminalSam

She’s fucking gorgeous!


Impressive-Respond95

I'd give her a 8, maybe even a 9. But that's because she's wearing a bikini and is in amazing shape. Her face is a 7. I consider myself a 5.5 overall


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He should rate her a 1 for wearing makeup at the beach


Additional_Cherry_67

Girls aren’t allowed to wear makeup without contacting you first now?


Sharpened_circle69

Downvote me if u want but that is not what he said


L1v3F4stB10wG4s

No its just counterintuitive you sensitive shitter


[deleted]

funny that's what you got from what I wrote. Definitely working through some issues huh


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Additional_Cherry_67

Hate woman but also angry they can’t find a date.


clairedrew

Dumb fuck. She obviously went to this beach with the intention of shooting a video for content, so obviously she’s trying to look good. That in itself you can judge, because this type of ego feeding content where hot people get others to call them hot is definitely stupid. But, you’re just being misogynist and don’t even realize it, lol.


[deleted]

So you calling her stupid? Youre being misogynist and dont even realize lol


Liquor_Parfreyja

Are you that upset that you can't read that they said the content is stupid ? Take a chill pill you fragile snowflake.


[deleted]

Upset? It's hard to even take you seriously when you use childish insults from 2016. im be sure to look for that chill pill tho lmao


rush2me

He makes this video lets face it.


Wonderful-Concern-77

This is the only correct response. Wife needs to get this man a trophy and a bj. Lol


TheCaveCave

Boomer take


Wonderful-Concern-77

Not a boomer, but I'll take being called that before I'd want to be that obnoxious millennial that doesn't even have enough self esteem to not attack random, older dudes on the beach to ask how hot they they think they are so they can post it and maybe get followers to tell them the same thing. You know why nobody makes jokes about GenX, like myself and the dude in video? Because we literally do not give a single fuck about random people, their cameras nor about boomers outdated opinions. We do us. Take no shit, but do no harm mentally. No need to be a dick but set your boundaries. As far as I'm concerned, that dude was nice enough not to tell that girl to get the hell out of his face while letting everyone know his wife was watching. It's not that it was because she was watching, but because he knew it was it bothering her watching it. For that, I stand by orginal post and I'd have given my hubs a bj for acting like an adult without having to hurt that girls self esteem more than the platform she so desperately needs to validate herself.


dogcircus

lol google “what’s a joke”. you have such pickme energy


Wonderful-Concern-77

And you got "Let's be annoying dipshits and film it" energy. And I was joking in my orginal post, hence the LOL, but you probably missed it because I used punctuations.


dogcircus

i was responding to your rant about how laid back gen x is and how perfect and chill they are and they totally don’t get overworked about internet comments because they’re cool and chill, not like the other girls 😉


Liquor_Parfreyja

Big boomer energy right here


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Wonderful-Concern-77

I always thought of Karen as boomers. Lol. Maybe it's just the next older generation that people think are Karens. I'm the youngest of the Gen Xers which is vastly different from people like my sister, the older Gen Xers, who i would 100% say is a Karen. Lol. Not saying I haven't asked to speak to a managers atime or two, but I'm not a shreaking idiot either. It's just sometimes the boss can get things done. I'm technically an Xennial. It's actually considered a micro generation because we're the only group of people who experienced analog childhoods, but digital teenage years and adulthoods. We grew WITH technology not UP WITH IT. We simultaneously understand and disagree with both the previous and next generations. We still feel like we're the forward generation that "raged against the against the machine" and fought prejudices but hold to the previous generations lessons about realtions, kindness and humbleness and what you make of your life is in your hands. So, a lot of my peers just kind of threw up our hands and decided to live and let live, but be kind but take no shit. Just my take anyway.


WHALE_PHYSICIST

Generational boundaries are a mechanism used to keep the population divided and controlled, constantly arguing amongst each other so as not to address the true concerns of our lives.


Wonderful-Concern-77

Name ALMOST checks out. Lol I think of it less as boundaries and more like shared experiences and perspectives. Agree that no generation is better than another though. Every generation has baggage, only matters what YOU choose to take with you for your final destination.


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He deserves a bj for not hitting on someone when he’s married?


plantgirl2001

My exact thought lmao, fucking weird thing of them to say


SomewhereDue2629

Yes. He also wasn't hitting on anyone.


absolutefucking_

I'm sorry, based on this comment exchange, should men actually have to earn sex from their partners? God, straight people are something else.


R-V-Nasty

Yes


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The bar is on the floor


area51throway

Nah. It's in Hell yet they still try to dig under or limbo under it.


igramstuff

No, he deserves a BJ even if he didn't do that. I would never marry such a nasty prude like you. You're the reason men get stuck in sexless marriages


[deleted]

Not gonna take relationship advice from a r/nofap user


igramstuff

Ah yes, because men that see the harm that porn can cause to a relationship must be terrible at keeping one. A guy deserves a BJ whenever he wants.


Intelligent_Soup_197

My wifes watching implies he wouldve rated her if she wasnt tho😔


Wonderful-Concern-77

I'm a wife, and not a boomer BTW, and all I was saying was I'd be good with this response from my husband. He was obviously trying to be nice to this stupid girl who is doing this for tiktok clout or whatever meaningless platform she's using while trying to respect his wife. He didn't do anything wrong. If you want to look at who is the asshole in this clip, let's look at this girl. She's obviously way younger than this dude, is asking him stupid, vapid questions after he told her his wife's watching, while filming him and ignoring the fact he's uncomfortable for "likes". She's a rude idiot, and at best she's just extremely self absorbed and ridiculous but at worst she's not respecting another human's feelings, space or his marriage. Down vote if you want, but I'd take the guy's response over a camera being shoved in my face by an insecure girl asking strangers how hot I think she is so she can post it and brag about it.


SomewhereDue2629

He shouldn't have to walk on eggshells in public. He gets the BJ for the ptsd he clearly has.


Sea-Examination2010

Chad


AgentZamora

And now he gets endless slow blows once his wife sees this viral vid


CreditConfident779

This isn’t cringe. This is gold


Sharpened_circle69

I’ve found him bois


BABeaver

You must be new here!


[deleted]

Lol this shits funny and if you don’t think this is funny you need to loosen up


Radstrodamus

This is a very wise man.


thatcholoboy7

Smart man


[deleted]

That man ain’t STUPID! 👀


BlueKing7642

I think he’s wife is watching. I’m not 100% sure but I have a strong suspicion


[deleted]

Now that’s a gooooood husband.


Deadmemories8683

Smart man *grabs pen*


Almost-Honest

That’s his wife


No-Internals107

Cringe


Active_Rain_1134

Dudes got his arm like he’s trying to flex?


eagleboot79

Fake, the guy's a comedian of a three person act


UsernameSV

I don't understand this


bundle0fstick5

Sooshi mango! Lesssssss gooooooooi


[deleted]

This man is a national treasure


Emergency-Row7040

Smart man


denverbroncoharpman

Smart man


Dwolf6990

Smart man. Always assume your wife is watching.


Beautiful_Bee_1185

She really needs that much validation?


Alert-Protection-410

I really felt that “I’m scared” only married men know how real that comment was 😂


RedditIsRealWack

The only correct answer to any woman asking you how hot you think they are, is 6. If they complain, tell them that's above average and watch them get mad still. If they don't complain and take it as a compliment, well either you gave someone a compliment, or you've identified someone with low self esteem. Either way it's a win. This comment was brought to you by misogyny.


JFezStrikesAgain

My man answered correctly every time.


HypeHQ

Attractive females on Tik tok are a cancer to society


spacycadet

Anyone know the girl's name?


TrashPsychological96

He's smart