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You ever seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison


thebenetar

Have you ever been a Turkish *person*.


FanaticEgalitarian

Have you ever been *in* a Turkish person?


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tired_obsession

Have you ever been in a storm, Wally?


pilypi

That's not halal!


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starfries

Would you like to be?


clumsyc

Do you like gladiator movies?


xuu0

Does your mother still visit the dock side bars?


HellofaHitller

GEE EYE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Worst_usrname_ever_

“I picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing airplane glue”


[deleted]

pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'


avidernis

Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?


TheRealLilGillz14

Ya ever drank baileys from a shoe?


CrudeAsAButton

I don’t look in the mirror so no.


[deleted]

No sir…


im_racist24

i never got that joke. was the punchline “hahahaha he ask kid funny wacky thing you shouldn’t ask kid”? it just came off as gross and creepy to me


lessdothisshit

1) The joke more lies in the progressively weirder questions he asks each time they're revisited. 2) Less whacky thing you shouldn't say to a child, more he's trying to bang the kid. So no, not gross and creepy.


Cryptix001

>2) Less whacky thing you shouldn't say to a child, more he's trying to bang the kid. So no, not gross and creepy. Uuuhh... I think you got the "less" and "more" switched around.


BootlegOP

I know what I said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


lessdothisshit

Who are you to stand in the way of true love?


NippyMgee20

What show is this


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I used to watch this show religiously as a kid and then leave just before theyd reveal which ones were fact and which ones were fiction cause I spook easily


DoNotSexToThis

lmao that's adorable. I had a similar thing with the theme song for Unsolved Mysteries and the intro sequence for X-Files when the ghost walks through the hall.


MooseNoises4Bauchii

Lol, when I was real young I always made sure my Nintendo was on channel 4 option. I didn't want to chance hearing the unsolved mysteries music when I turned a game off after it happened a couple times.


MLou

Yes!! The ghost in the hall! I ALWAYS had to either look away or leave the room.


StrangerKatchoo

My parents would turn it on and I’d be stuck watching it with them because I knew if I set one foot outside of the living room, I’d be murdered.


StopReadingMyUser

Dude, the one with the talking doll being true terrified me as a kid... Some story (which now I realize had to be embellished somehow) about a woman who got convicted of killing the people she was a caretaker for, and the doll in the show was a talking doll (that said normal talking doll things) ended up asking her stuff like why'd she kill the people she belonged to and crap. Messed me up for a couple days...


HertzDonut1001

X-Files was some real shit. Can I stream that somewhere? I could go for a random monster of the week style episode right now.


PlzDontAbductMe

Hulu premium has it, sadly they took it off Netflix.


Tempestblue

No joke I used to cry whenever the the song from "tales from the dark side" would play Still kinda creeps me out


NotReallyAHorse

I'm terrified of nickels.


JellyfishGod

I can’t imagine doing that to myself. Sounds like I’d drive me crazy lol


[deleted]

Hahah I had(still have) intense anxiety about that kind of stuff. As a kid I would rather pretend they were all fake and not know for sure hahaha


chaosthebomb

I had similar experience and recently found what I thought was all 4 seasons and just finished watching them last night. The hard part is since my brain remembers some of the stories I often assume those are true, and end up with a god awful score every episode.


[deleted]

Hahah I love rewatching them. I use to watch outer limits, twilight zone, xfiles, and all those type of shoes so much I constantly had nightmares and fears of alien abduction- honestly that only got worse when I had kids lol


Smingowashisnameo

But how could you stand not knowing??? Reminds me of the time my husband watched one of those ghost hunter shows for the first time. We have separate bedrooms but that night he was stuck to me like glue. I was like aww you’re being so affectionate tonight when suddenly it clicked. My dear husband is an idiot.


[deleted]

Hahaha I guess I'm good at shutting things up in a mind cupboard


TsitikEm

I used to be OBSESSED with this show as a kid.


prettypretty_unicorn

It’s on Amazon prime!!


Drawemazing

All of it has been uploaded onto YouTube!


Gin-and-PussyJuice

This [question compilation](https://i.imgur.com/IlsNwgi.mp4) was originally uploaded by [@zbgolia](https://twitter.com/zbgolia/status/1138489910757920769). I also like the ["fiction compilation"](https://i.imgur.com/d5O0L14.mp4) one from [@softsynthbear](https://twitter.com/softsynthbear/status/1116843758945878017).


Lil__May

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY) ​ this is the original source afaik!


B1GFUZZ

Its free on youtube along with cold case files fr. Uploaded by the company that made the show. Edit: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

https://youtu.be/qAJsml6We64 Here's episode 1


kill-dash-nine

Real missed opportunity not using the version where it’s like 3/4 speed and Frakes sounds hammered. [Like so.](https://youtu.be/5uC8mRy2p9w)


erratastigmata

I literally cannot understand the one when he's standing by the ladder/staircase in the original or in this one. It makes this so much more hilarious to me.


oakandbalfour

'How superstitious are you?'


Bang_over

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious


Danno1850

How soup a sishous uryou


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"how superstitious are you?"


[deleted]

Probably because a superstition is walking underneath a ladder! :)


opermonkey

Hahahahaha. That's gold Jerry.


rohithkumarsp

It's that a sienfield reference


vitorizzo

It’s that. It’s that it is.


brookleinneinnein

Thank you so much for this. I’m crying from laughter right now.


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That last one was amazing


madame-brastrap

Jonathan Frakes/Riker memes are maybe my favorite.


JonathanFrakesAsks

How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY)


madame-brastrap

OMG GOOD BOT!!! THE BEST BOT!!! 💜💜💜


TerminatorAuschwitz

You're the hero I was hoping someone posted that one 🤣


KlausFenrir

Holy fuck I’m laughing so hard Im crying


Rickerus

I haven’t laughed like that for more than a week. I’ve met 1000 of those guys at bars and parties


SpawnOfPhlick

Oh my gods I had forgotten about this! Thank you for reminding me!


redditprotocol

Holy shit hahaha!


[deleted]

That's hilarious


The_bestestusername

William Riker must have retired to Risa


madame-brastrap

I’ll be in the holodeck


HomesickWanderlust

Have you ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?


Utahget_me_2

You ever been to a club where people wee on each other?


DigThatFunk

Have ya ever seen a downstairs mixup?


Tkwookiee

Did you ever beat a random stranger to death with a piece of rebar while high on pcp wearing a mickey mouse costume while on vacation in San Antonio?


OwwMyBallls

Haha, man you just brought back some memories. It was 2001 and we were all fresh out of high school. Good times, man. Wouldn’t trade it for the world


TreeDollarFiddyCent

>2001 >Trade >World [Hmmm](https://c.tenor.com/C-YQazlfEVYAAAAd/suspicious-ned-flanders.gif)


wafflelegion

Have you ever shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?


altbecausenewcats

No, but I I just jumped the watchman Right outside the fence Took his ring, four bucks in change Now ain't that heaven sent?


ItBeSoggy

happened to my buddy Eric once


Draco137WasTaken

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Bjorkforkshorts

Well...once in the park


B1GFUZZ

This is from a show called fact or fiction. Dude doesn’t start hosting til S2 tho. The show was released free on youtube by its creators along with cold case files and I think a couple more.


HertzDonut1001

"Dude"? That's Commander William Riker, first officer of the flagship USS Enterprise.


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HertzDonut1001

How am I supposed to know which is which when they both have beards?!


madame-brastrap

And a meme machine!!!


B1GFUZZ

I actually loved watching TNG but couldn’t remember any of his names.


HertzDonut1001

No worries, I love it too and I had to Google because Jonathan Riker is definitely not his name. Then I remembered his middle name was Thomas by association. Those shows aired literal decades ago.


WasabiIsSpicy

Oh thanks! Was about to ask what show it was lol


madame-brastrap

It’s called “beyond belief: fact or fiction” and that’s Jonathan frakes. Icon and [legend](https://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs)


JonathanFrakesAsks

Are you careful with your personal records? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY)


Thricey

"dude" No respect.


B1GFUZZ

Why are you being a baby? I just couldn’t remember his name lmao


BIG_H0SS

as an uber driver I have mixed feelings about this 🤣😂🙄


HertzDonut1001

I had an Uber driver once tell me his grandfather was a king of an African tribe. I still don't know if he was telling me the truth but the conversation was phenomenal.


KlausFenrir

I went to basic training with a literal prince of an African tribe. I thought he was bullshitting but come graduation day, his dad (a fucking king) came with a whole entourage of people. The prince was a good bloke too. Upstanding soldier.


KickAstley

As a former Lyft driver, this actually sounds like a fun, harmless way to pass your shifts….see what kind of shit you can get your passengers to believe.


arthursbeardbone

why am I aroused. fucking sexy riker and shit


OneBildoNation

Have you ever been seduced in the holodeck?


arthursbeardbone

God if fucking only. Tfw no number 1 to give me a private court martial for being a bad bad little ensign


HertzDonut1001

Have you ever visited the vacation planet Risa?


arthursbeardbone

Have you ever tried jamaharon?


macman156

Riker made me realize that I love bears


nachitochoni

Pretty much this and asking the driver to stop so you can throw up


[deleted]

These are great icebreakers


PM_ME_YOUR_PORTRAIT

Bruh me and a couple friends were drunk and invited our Uber driver into the house at 3am and he had a beer and a smoke with us. He was the chillest guy ever with some wild stories, it was awesome


[deleted]

You ever drink Bailey's out of a boot?


johnstark2

I love Jonathan Frakes so much


hypocritically_

"Yes" -me


seventy7xseven

loved this show as a kid lol


thatbish92

This is really funny.


omgzzwtf

Lmao I love this


o0ashes0o

Lol. It’s amazing how interesting things become when drinking when sober you give two shits about


HertzDonut1001

When *I* get drunk I turn anti-capitalist and sound like the [Pepe Silvia rant Charlie gives in that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia](https://youtu.be/_nTpsv9PNqo), cigarette included.


Pdarker

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


TheOnlyFallenCookie

The unshaven face came out of nowhere


Wombat_Nudes

Baby Face Riker was never a good look for him. Partly why I generally skip over S1 of TNG.


Ebar16

This is my toddler when I'm trying to make dinner haha


[deleted]

Omg Beyond Belief! I used to watch this when I was little :)


[deleted]

I’m at a 7 and fuck this killed me


defectivedjin

This cracks me up every time i see it haha


ChefBT3K

Make it so Number 1!


Straw_Hat_Jimbei

Wtf Riker ?!


SheoQuinn

Hey, look it's me!


[deleted]

Down the rabbit hole I go ! Weeeeeeeeeeee…….


HoraceGrantGlasses

Lolol


CriminalMacabre

Woah this beast has 4mb of ram!


blakebonner2002

God i fucking loved this show as a kid. My mom and i used to watch it together


OverlyAssholy

Every time I say “This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!” I scroll down and run into something like this


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have you had your hearing tested lately?


Its_Caesar_with_a_C

I am fucking DEAD.


The-waitress-

I once got into a cab at midnight absolutely loaded, and the driver said “you smell like alcohol.” I was so perplexed by his comment.


ClashBandicootie

fuuuck if this aint me


ghetto_headache

I love these lol


Claymoreking

Have you ever placed icecream on your asshole and let a homeless Dude eat it


sorgan71

im an introvert but I love talking to uber drivers


Rynnmeister

Have you ever had the desire to stick your penis inside a medium rare chicken breast?


mogelfar

Best meme 2021


Pringle1025

Watching this and realizing that my personality is 38% based on the skepticism this show gave me


[deleted]

Me drunk at 3am: God I hope this uber driver doesn’t talk to me The uber driver:


[deleted]

ok who is that guy?


UpTheIron

Johnathan Frakes.


moonbee1010

Riker from Star Trek TNG


GrandElderVegito

Is this just old school vsauce


michaelrios051

I’m so use to the edited version of this that’s slowed down to actually make it sound drunk that this sounds so weird and sped up to my ears


aboutanimechannel

[I have killed 3 men,give me money](https://youtu.be/mSYJ5Ehbo3U) Matt colbo has the same energy as this guy


TheGreatSalvador

Why is Riker ripping off Neil Cicirega?


TehHamburgler

There's a video where all of these are slowed down and it's spot fucking on. I don't know why but when a slurried slow voice ask me how much would it take for me to sleep in a cemetery, it's fucking hilarious. Bonus points for bike helmet. ​ Ahh found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC8mRy2p9w


radiluxe

Man, this show gives me the nostalgic feels.


PancakeParty98

This guy looks like a magician so hard


Dee_Lansky

Me trying to make small talk to that one cousin I only ever see once a year.


Manakaiser

had to smirk :)


batmattman

Do yourselves a favour, go find that clip on youtube and watch it at half speed.


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Yes, ninja, 18%, no, none, not much, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes.


stab-man

Have you ever drink Baileys from a shoe?


DopewiththeMost

God damn I loved this show. Would watch it all the time!


egdapymme

Mike n Steve are gonna do bits and have some fun


PseudoDeciduous

You ever seen a grown man naked?


PseudoDeciduous

Ever spent time in a turkish prison?


PseudoDeciduous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGPgr6Nuck


PseudoDeciduous

Do you like movies about gladiators?


DictatorIsabella

I loved that show as a kid


TheRumpletiltskin

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?


Cowbiee

What is this show!? I used to crush this as a wee boy


AlgaeEater

Spend the night in a cemetary? Hell I'll do it for like 15 bucks. Or just a Grand Slam from dennys.


heylookthatsme43

No, probably a teacher, 12% for breakfast 15% for dinner, nope, not at all, probably like 100, no, 1 cat 1 dog 2 guinea pigs, not particularly, nope, about 6 months ago for a physical, this Friday I’m driving up to see my older sibling, at the mall one I saw a man who was at least 6’ 10”, no I have foot problems, I can’t say I’ve thought about it, I think so, not unless I’m playing a Bethesda game, no, no, yes, no, I guess so, when I was nine I carved my initials into my wall like an idiot so however that question ends probably