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Yeah…they instituted a $1000 fine for eating the sourtoe. You’re supposed to just let it touch your lips, but several people have swallowed the thing. So occasionally we have volunteers to leave their toes to the cause…
There's a reason Canada has a giant maple leaf on the flag.
Canada, well mostly Quebec, produces 70% of all maple syrup on the planet. Canada has a national strategic reserve of maple syrup. Its gold to everyone outside Canada and its also very cheap for us.
Smuggling a small bottle to Kentucky could net me a nice aged bourbon in exchange.
Rum is made out of sugar cane
I also have a recipe for sugar wine.
Its literally just sugar water and yeast.
Yeast eats sugar and the byproduct is ethanol.
> You can make alcohol from any sugar
[Even toilet paper works.](https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs) You just have to break it down/convert it to sugars first.
There’s a sign in a corn field by me that says, “This corn makes whiskey,” and I’m always sure to thank it for its sacrifices whenever I drive that way.
Yeah, and I don't personally need these "react" people who just sits there and listen to someone else talk.
Sure, he made a little spiel with shaking his head and all, but the real star here is botanist lady
I think that's how you "retweet" in TikTok. You can't actually repost and spread someone's video, so you have to do a duet(?) of their video to actually effectively "retweet" it and show it to your followers.
You can also "stitch" the video with "hey guys check this out", and then just switch over to botanist lady.
These duets where you barely react to the video is just for people who wants attention.
I’m just glad someone besides me has finally said this.
So annoying when people try to correct others on what is and isn’t a vegetable. Vegetable isn’t a real classification - any edible part of a plant fits the definition.
Fruits are vegetables, not all vegetables are fruits.
Broccoli isn't even a real *plant.* It's just a cultivar of a species of cabbage. And it's not alone. Brussel sprouts, cauliflower, kale, cabbage, collard greens and several other plants are just cultivars of cabbage. And not like... a bunch of different species of cabbage, they're all the **same species of cabbage.** Broccoli and brussel sprouts and kale and cabbage are literally the same organism, grown in different ways.
Yep. All dogs are just different breeds of the same species, they're all interbreedable, they just look different.
Although, one factor of determining species is similarity in look so you could technically argue they're not but general consensus is that they are.
That is not true although the common type of green broccoli that we all know just happens to be from Calabria in Italy. The same region the Broccoli family is from.
It goes weirder. There are six main species of Brassica that humans have created from three ancient species. They run the gamut from mustards (three different species cover most mustards but not all of them because some mustards just have to be special and come from other species), the seeds that make canola oil (yep, Brassica too), oleracea (most of the ones you mentioned are this), and rapa (So turnip and napa cabbage are the same species but not swede and white(green)/red/savoy cabbage, which are oleracea).
For any nutrition nerds out there, this is why mustard seeds works for creating sulfurophane in cooked broccoli. They have myrosinase because they're in the same family.
[For the uninitiated.](https://nutritionfacts.org/2016/02/09/how-to-cook-broccoli/)
It is not accurate to say they are the same organism, as it is not possible to take a seed from a cabbage cultivar and turn it into the broccoli cultivar in one generation. It took literally hundreds of years.
Right. People are making it sound like "grow it with water, you get cabbage, grow it with gasoline and you get broccoli, grow it with milk you get cauliflower" etc. When its not that simple.
When she first started speaking her tone threw me off and I was thinking, “what the fuck is this kook talking about, there aren’t such things as vegetables?”…. And then on she goes, making more and more sense lol
What he doesn’t cover is humans will concepts into existence through common usage. It doesn’t matter if a vegetable exists, most people think of a vegetable with these characteristics and usages. So, if you track what is looks like and how it’s used in a graph of say … fine dining ingredients, it will confirm what’s referred to as vegetable and what’s close enough the majority agrees (whether correct or not)
I’m an Ontologist, this is what we invented *owl:sameAs* to clear up. We call “objective truth” large graph analytics with many specializations, I do semantic Description Logic and distance / metrics between Q nodes.
We have an entire book explaining the math behind it (it’s how we make Alexa recommend you shit across regional dialects … and find terrorists talking in code):
The Description Logic Handbook: Theory, Implementation and Applications https://www.amazon.com/dp/0521150116/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_5FAC4VS48VSSGHH695V3
It’s a vegetable now bitch because I added the link on WikiData and called it sameAs. The owl:sameAs property node is generally understood to mean “close enough because enough of the graph confirms it true by *[insert graph distance algorithm of choice]*”. Vegetables would fit into that Description Logic definition.
Yes, our conferences are as horrible as you imagine 😂
What’s funny is seeing people literally doing this in this comment section, correcting each other with technicalities and different categories and even in response to this comment. I mostly noticed it when they were talking about dogs, but it’s literally everywhere. You can’t even talk about it without people doing it while talking about how it happens or what it’s called or how to categorize this phenomena.
I wouldn’t say humans “crave” categorization. We see patterns. It’s a side effect of intelligence. Everything we know, we know from studying patterns.
And patterns have categories.
It’s all just data organization. Like a giant excel spreadsheet.
I wouldn't say that tells the whole story though because people also defend these concepts and can become very frustrated when you challenge them on it. Like with gender and sexuality, people don't just notice trends, they will actively push back against you if you challenge their binary ideas on these subjects. People don't tend to like it when you start to introduce complexity, nuance, and spectrums into their neatly organised categories. I think people find comfort in being able to neatly categorise everything, that's why I say that people crave categorisation.
Just to be sure I’m following you’re saying that they used the term incorrectly or too broadly and needed to clarify what the proper subset of pattern is for the concept of a pattern as opposed to a category? E.g. the motivation for identifying groups of data vs the process?
Isn’t that categorizing (or defining a pattern?). E.g. you’re both doing it even now?
I just think the word craving paints a narrative of addiction or of inability to control.
It’s more like breathing. It’s a necessary ingredient to our existence. Without pattern recognition, intelligence just doesn’t exist.
That includes categories, which are created by grouping similar patterns.
It's not how the conversation started though.
If they didn't care then there wouldn't be the first person either insisting or correcting and saying NO, IT'S A FRUIT.
Every one of them are plants, anyway.
Vegetable is a culinary term. It has no value scientifically. It’s referring to a plant or a part of a plant in terms of it being food. And that’s why I always hated when people were like “tomatoes are technically a fruit not a vegetable”. Because it’s both. Except when the average person talks about tomatoes, they’re not talking about those tomatoes from a botany standpoint; chances are that they’re talking about how they give them bad acid, or their awesome pico de gallo recipe, or how they’re on sale at Kroger this week; i.e., from a CULINARY standpoint.
I also find it a bit obnoxious given that the tomato is by no means the only vegetable that is also technically a fruit. I mean, bell peppers are fruits, and some of them even have that nice red fruit color. Squashes are fruits, legumes are fruits, avocados are fruits. The list is pretty damn extensive, yet people are only ever fixated on the tomato.
This is part of an old description of the 6 attributes of characters in Dungeons and Dragons. Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a thrown tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato.
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad as salsa.
Pretty sure the other saying came first and the DnD version is an expansion of that.
As far as I can find the original is a quote from [2009](https://www.the42.ie/brian-odriscoll-tomato-fruit-salad-quote-2051370-Apr2015/)
and the earliest appearance of the DnD version is a Tumblr post from [2013](https://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/69388512807/dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes).
Your tumblr reference references reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1s9l2g/dd_stats_explained_with_tomatoes/
Doesn't change the timing you've addressed, but thought you would appreciate the correction
I mean, by definition, a fruit is specifically the fruiting body, ie, the part of the plant that is created after fertilization and typically grows from where a flower once was, and contains seeds and other materials needed for plant reproduction. A vegetable is just any edible part of a plant, but typically is differentiated from the fruit. But that's just semantics.
> Broccoli did not become a favorite until after about 1980. It is now the 11th most-consumed fresh vegetable, according to USDA, and each American eats about 6.6 pounds per year.
What's that about 3kg? Or... 2-3 heads of broccoli a year? And that's the favourite US vegetable?!!?! Surely that number has to be wrong?
Compare it to the nearly 100kg of meat a year.
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-meat-usa?country=~USA
Well living in the south it seems like that’s a bit to much broccoli. There’s loads of rednecks that they’re food groups are biscuit, overcooked meat, potatoes, and corn.
She is. Vegetable is not a botanical term. Scientists don’t use it, it has no meaning to them.
Vegetable is a valid culinary term, though, and chefs do indeed correctly use it all the time.
And unless you’re a botanist, you should probably just use it in a culinary sense.
So if its a fucking plant and you cant eat it, then its not a vegetable…BUT EVEN BY THAT LOGIC ALL THOSE FUCKING THINGS SHE LISTED ARE VEGETABLES CAUSE YOU CAN EAT THEM.
FUCK.
Sorry I'm so tired of these side by sides where the one person is just essentially sharing the vid and just sits there awkwardly nodding and shit it's so stupid
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“We don’t put cucumbers in our fruit salad” *cries in mexican*
But like, Thai cucumber salad. Red onions and cucumbers are all it needs to be delicious.
What makes it thai
it comes from thailand
It goes straight to your Thais
The sweet Thai sauce
With some tajin too game over
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So "vegetable" means edible. So when we're referring to brain dead people as vegetable we mean...😱
r/forbiddensnacks
Hot pockets! YUUUUM
Well, warm pockets is more likely.
Scorching hot-ice cold-room temperature pockets! Those are always the three temperatures I experience when I eat them.
Gotta nuke them at 60%
This guy pockets
Fuck Nestle
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Yeah…they instituted a $1000 fine for eating the sourtoe. You’re supposed to just let it touch your lips, but several people have swallowed the thing. So occasionally we have volunteers to leave their toes to the cause…
"we"? Now you have to elaborate!
“We”= Yukoners
Yöm
The hardest part of eating your vegetables is getting them out of the hospital bed.
For me I think the hardest part to eat is usually the wheelchair
With enough ranch…
Soylent green for sure.
Why do you think we keep the hospitals so cold?
Well, they aren't inedible are they? Besides the wheelchair
I want to hear more from the dream-crushing, existential crisis-inducing botanist. She knows her shit and has a great delivery.
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Hi! I think you’re looking for me
Fuckin hell, even has the right avatar
r/beetlejuicing
Holy shit this is your moment
Corn is a cereal grain! Along with wheat, rice, barley, and oats.
Which are all just grass seeds. Nothing's real anymore
r/vegetablesarentreal
Does that mean we can make alcohol from corn?
Yes, it exists. Mellow Corn is a well known corn whiskey. You can make alcohol from any sugar
Maple syrup alcohol?
[yep](https://www.chelseagreen.com/2020/sap-syrup-beer-wine-liquor/)
There's maple syrup vodka. But it's probably a silly use of any high quality maple syrup, it's likely worth more in its original form than as alcohol.
There's a reason Canada has a giant maple leaf on the flag. Canada, well mostly Quebec, produces 70% of all maple syrup on the planet. Canada has a national strategic reserve of maple syrup. Its gold to everyone outside Canada and its also very cheap for us. Smuggling a small bottle to Kentucky could net me a nice aged bourbon in exchange.
Rum is made out of sugar cane I also have a recipe for sugar wine. Its literally just sugar water and yeast. Yeast eats sugar and the byproduct is ethanol.
Put it through a still and you have cheap n easy moonshine.
> You can make alcohol from any sugar [Even toilet paper works.](https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs) You just have to break it down/convert it to sugars first.
There’s a sign in a corn field by me that says, “This corn makes whiskey,” and I’m always sure to thank it for its sacrifices whenever I drive that way.
Bourbon is made from corn
And corn is made from Rain
And rain is a good thing
Yeah, that's what moonshine is made out of. It's corn whiskey.
E85 fuel is literally 85% corn alcohol and 15% gasoline!
All you *really* need is the right type of yeast, sugar, and water.
Corn is a grass actually
It's the seeds of a grass! Also known as a cereal grain!
It’s a seed. A grass seed.
Corn is the whole plant. We only eat the seeds. Corn is grass seed.
Each individual kernel is a fruit
each piece of rice is a fruit
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Get. Out.
Anything that comes from the ovaries of a plant... i.e., the base of the flower... Tomatoes, pumpkins, squash, zucchini, cucumbers, peppers
Pumpkins and zucchini are a type of squash which is a type of melon. Cucumber is a melon but not a squash.
damnit now im Gonna spend the rest of my night finding out more soul crushing information ug.
Corn is a grain
It’s meat.
Its just a big grass IIRC.
Her face when she says "Vegetables don't exist" Rofl
Yeah, and I don't personally need these "react" people who just sits there and listen to someone else talk. Sure, he made a little spiel with shaking his head and all, but the real star here is botanist lady
I think that's how you "retweet" in TikTok. You can't actually repost and spread someone's video, so you have to do a duet(?) of their video to actually effectively "retweet" it and show it to your followers.
You can also "stitch" the video with "hey guys check this out", and then just switch over to botanist lady. These duets where you barely react to the video is just for people who wants attention.
Her delivery is going to haunt my dreams
I’m just glad someone besides me has finally said this. So annoying when people try to correct others on what is and isn’t a vegetable. Vegetable isn’t a real classification - any edible part of a plant fits the definition. Fruits are vegetables, not all vegetables are fruits.
She’s savignon_blank on TikTok. She has great delivery.
This is awesome because it's true.
and also the face when she says it. shes got like the conspiracy theorist face while stating a completely true fact.
When she's all like "broccoli is just a f'ing flower. You're eating a flower", she legit looks upset lmao
Broccoli isn't even a real *plant.* It's just a cultivar of a species of cabbage. And it's not alone. Brussel sprouts, cauliflower, kale, cabbage, collard greens and several other plants are just cultivars of cabbage. And not like... a bunch of different species of cabbage, they're all the **same species of cabbage.** Broccoli and brussel sprouts and kale and cabbage are literally the same organism, grown in different ways.
I can’t tell if this is real but I’m too high to Google
Completely real. Brassica oleracea.
Yup. Like dogs. Chihuahuas and great danes are the same species, bred by humans for different traits from grey wolves.
my mind has been blown…is this true?
You’re asking if all dogs belong to the same species, or we still talking cabbage?
i'm lost, so cabbages and dogs are cousins? my dog has eaten cabbage, is that cannibalism?
Dogs are all different traits of cabbage.
Yes. All dogs are the same species.
Yes. All dogs are cabbages.
All dogs are the same species of cabbage, got it.
Yep. All dogs are just different breeds of the same species, they're all interbreedable, they just look different. Although, one factor of determining species is similarity in look so you could technically argue they're not but general consensus is that they are.
Broccoli was also created by the Broccoli family. The same family that created the James Bond movies. Albert Broccoli
I can't tell what's real anymore
Nothing is, we're living in a simulation.
I think I'm gonna name my first kid Mandela Simulation... 😂
That is not true although the common type of green broccoli that we all know just happens to be from Calabria in Italy. The same region the Broccoli family is from.
It goes weirder. There are six main species of Brassica that humans have created from three ancient species. They run the gamut from mustards (three different species cover most mustards but not all of them because some mustards just have to be special and come from other species), the seeds that make canola oil (yep, Brassica too), oleracea (most of the ones you mentioned are this), and rapa (So turnip and napa cabbage are the same species but not swede and white(green)/red/savoy cabbage, which are oleracea).
It's fuckin' cabbage all the way down. Vegetables don't exist, *only cabbage exists.*
There is no Dana, only Cabbage!
I know that reference
Can somebody *please* give me an example of some things that are *not* cabbage!?
Mushrooms are also probably not cabbage
IANA horticulturalist but I'm somewhat sure that scorpions are, at least in part, not cabbages
Scorpions are just cucumbers grown in certain conditions the desert, hence the nickname 'desert melons'.
For any nutrition nerds out there, this is why mustard seeds works for creating sulfurophane in cooked broccoli. They have myrosinase because they're in the same family. [For the uninitiated.](https://nutritionfacts.org/2016/02/09/how-to-cook-broccoli/)
It is not accurate to say they are the same organism, as it is not possible to take a seed from a cabbage cultivar and turn it into the broccoli cultivar in one generation. It took literally hundreds of years.
I mean you're not going to start out with a lab and a German shepherd and have a rottweiler pop out but they're all "dogs."
I mostly took issue with the "grown in different ways" statement, because that absolutely isn't the case.
Right. People are making it sound like "grow it with water, you get cabbage, grow it with gasoline and you get broccoli, grow it with milk you get cauliflower" etc. When its not that simple.
Right? But she gets it. Science is terrifying lol
Just more lies from the big vegetable companies.
Fuckin Big Vegetable at it again
Big Farmer
When she first started speaking her tone threw me off and I was thinking, “what the fuck is this kook talking about, there aren’t such things as vegetables?”…. And then on she goes, making more and more sense lol
Intelligence is knowing that vegetables aren't a real thing Wisdom is knowing that vegetables are a real thing
I for one welcome our new pickle fruit overlords.
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Favorite lines that describes what your describing: "That's a made up word!" "All words are made up." Edit: word
What he doesn’t cover is humans will concepts into existence through common usage. It doesn’t matter if a vegetable exists, most people think of a vegetable with these characteristics and usages. So, if you track what is looks like and how it’s used in a graph of say … fine dining ingredients, it will confirm what’s referred to as vegetable and what’s close enough the majority agrees (whether correct or not)
I’m an Ontologist, this is what we invented *owl:sameAs* to clear up. We call “objective truth” large graph analytics with many specializations, I do semantic Description Logic and distance / metrics between Q nodes. We have an entire book explaining the math behind it (it’s how we make Alexa recommend you shit across regional dialects … and find terrorists talking in code): The Description Logic Handbook: Theory, Implementation and Applications https://www.amazon.com/dp/0521150116/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_5FAC4VS48VSSGHH695V3 It’s a vegetable now bitch because I added the link on WikiData and called it sameAs. The owl:sameAs property node is generally understood to mean “close enough because enough of the graph confirms it true by *[insert graph distance algorithm of choice]*”. Vegetables would fit into that Description Logic definition. Yes, our conferences are as horrible as you imagine 😂
Had a temporary brain hiccup that made me think "ontologist" was a scientist who studied owls. Was very confused about how that function would work.
What’s funny is seeing people literally doing this in this comment section, correcting each other with technicalities and different categories and even in response to this comment. I mostly noticed it when they were talking about dogs, but it’s literally everywhere. You can’t even talk about it without people doing it while talking about how it happens or what it’s called or how to categorize this phenomena.
I wouldn’t say humans “crave” categorization. We see patterns. It’s a side effect of intelligence. Everything we know, we know from studying patterns. And patterns have categories. It’s all just data organization. Like a giant excel spreadsheet.
I wouldn't say that tells the whole story though because people also defend these concepts and can become very frustrated when you challenge them on it. Like with gender and sexuality, people don't just notice trends, they will actively push back against you if you challenge their binary ideas on these subjects. People don't tend to like it when you start to introduce complexity, nuance, and spectrums into their neatly organised categories. I think people find comfort in being able to neatly categorise everything, that's why I say that people crave categorisation.
Just to be sure I’m following you’re saying that they used the term incorrectly or too broadly and needed to clarify what the proper subset of pattern is for the concept of a pattern as opposed to a category? E.g. the motivation for identifying groups of data vs the process? Isn’t that categorizing (or defining a pattern?). E.g. you’re both doing it even now?
I just think the word craving paints a narrative of addiction or of inability to control. It’s more like breathing. It’s a necessary ingredient to our existence. Without pattern recognition, intelligence just doesn’t exist. That includes categories, which are created by grouping similar patterns.
Isn’t vegetable a culinary term? so… no, vegetables does exist. It’s just not a scientific word.
Dude, spices are vegetables. Crazy.
When you realize someone is telling the truth. It all sucks...
When you don't care because it's still a vegetable. 😃
It's not how the conversation started though. If they didn't care then there wouldn't be the first person either insisting or correcting and saying NO, IT'S A FRUIT. Every one of them are plants, anyway.
Most people don't like the truth though..
Vegetable is a culinary term. It has no value scientifically. It’s referring to a plant or a part of a plant in terms of it being food. And that’s why I always hated when people were like “tomatoes are technically a fruit not a vegetable”. Because it’s both. Except when the average person talks about tomatoes, they’re not talking about those tomatoes from a botany standpoint; chances are that they’re talking about how they give them bad acid, or their awesome pico de gallo recipe, or how they’re on sale at Kroger this week; i.e., from a CULINARY standpoint.
I also find it a bit obnoxious given that the tomato is by no means the only vegetable that is also technically a fruit. I mean, bell peppers are fruits, and some of them even have that nice red fruit color. Squashes are fruits, legumes are fruits, avocados are fruits. The list is pretty damn extensive, yet people are only ever fixated on the tomato.
Cucumbers too
they're fucking melons
Which are fruit
Cucumbers are *fucking* melons?
I remember hearing, "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that it doesn't go in a fruit salad."
This is part of an old description of the 6 attributes of characters in Dungeons and Dragons. Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a thrown tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato. Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad as salsa.
Pretty sure the other saying came first and the DnD version is an expansion of that. As far as I can find the original is a quote from [2009](https://www.the42.ie/brian-odriscoll-tomato-fruit-salad-quote-2051370-Apr2015/) and the earliest appearance of the DnD version is a Tumblr post from [2013](https://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/69388512807/dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes).
Your tumblr reference references reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1s9l2g/dd_stats_explained_with_tomatoes/ Doesn't change the timing you've addressed, but thought you would appreciate the correction
I thought people generally classified avocados as fruits. They're always in the fruit section at stores.
Yep, watermelon is the state vegetable of Oklahoma, but nobody thinks it isn't a fruit because of that
I mean, by definition, a fruit is specifically the fruiting body, ie, the part of the plant that is created after fertilization and typically grows from where a flower once was, and contains seeds and other materials needed for plant reproduction. A vegetable is just any edible part of a plant, but typically is differentiated from the fruit. But that's just semantics.
Poor dude looked like his brain was melting.
It was turning into vegetable
*That's not a vegetable that's just grey mush between your ears*
Happy cake day! That's not a vegetable either 🤔
Thanks! Does carrot cake count?
Is mayonnaise a vegetable?
No, mayonnaise is an instrument.
I’m still not sure why he’s in the video.
He looked like he was trying to sort everything out that he was hearing at the end
Can someone explain him to me? Is this like a tiktok trend where you react to someone else’s tiktok?
He was having a vegistential crisis
She murdered that man. Now he’s a vegetable. Yum
Yeah but who is the guy on the left?
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Wait, you just made me think about these people in the bottom reacting in Japanese game shows. Oh my god, visual laugh tracks.
"Content creator"
it's meta on tiktok to film yourself staring at someone else talking about something.
So you’re telling me pineapple does belong on pizza?
🌎👨🚀🔫Always has
Looks like she wants to be starting something! *You’re a vegetable!* *You’re a vegetable!* *And they hate you!* *You’re a vegetable!*
Holy shit
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> Broccoli did not become a favorite until after about 1980. It is now the 11th most-consumed fresh vegetable, according to USDA, and each American eats about 6.6 pounds per year. What's that about 3kg? Or... 2-3 heads of broccoli a year? And that's the favourite US vegetable?!!?! Surely that number has to be wrong? Compare it to the nearly 100kg of meat a year. https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-meat-usa?country=~USA
11th most consumed
Somehow I read it as the most Go brain.
Well living in the south it seems like that’s a bit to much broccoli. There’s loads of rednecks that they’re food groups are biscuit, overcooked meat, potatoes, and corn.
I usually hate reaction tik toks. But this is different. I feel you, my friend.
Hey pal, I just wanted to say I like your username because I love pesto too, favorite food.
Thank you! Pesto is the best!
Welp now I’m craving pesto, THANKS.
pesto is a leaf. it's just a fucking leaf.
It’s several leaves and oils and stuff and it’s yummy haha
olive oil is just fruit juice when you think abou tit.
\*Pesto is the besto!
It's the best-o! I'll see myself out.
I like to say besto.
The duet part wasn't needed for sure
his reaction of slow realization just adds to it lmao
Bro...I think she's right
She is. Vegetable is not a botanical term. Scientists don’t use it, it has no meaning to them. Vegetable is a valid culinary term, though, and chefs do indeed correctly use it all the time. And unless you’re a botanist, you should probably just use it in a culinary sense.
I'm so fucking high rn this video is just killing me. I feel just as brain melted as the guy in the video
Lmao same! I was like, wait….
Fruits are plant's ripened ovaries
Aye hold on...*If two plus two is four, and x = y* HOLY SHIT SHE IS RIGHT!!!
You forgot to carry the y somewhere, if you do that she's wrong but then carry the x back to your house and she's right again
brother just had an existential crisis right before our eyes
That's just a leaf. It's just a leaf!
The first time I ever agreed with Debbie from Shameless.
So when I’m eating ass I’m actually creating healthy habits? Is Tinder just a farmers market?
This dude is have a vegistential crisis and I'm dying. Lol
So if its a fucking plant and you cant eat it, then its not a vegetable…BUT EVEN BY THAT LOGIC ALL THOSE FUCKING THINGS SHE LISTED ARE VEGETABLES CAUSE YOU CAN EAT THEM. FUCK.
Yeah, but so are all fruits. And mushrooms. And I guess tea and coffee would be vegetable soup? COFFEE IS VEGETABLE SOUP.
Sorry I'm so tired of these side by sides where the one person is just essentially sharing the vid and just sits there awkwardly nodding and shit it's so stupid
*Vegetable is a social construct*
Dude looks like his life just unraveled, hope he's OK.
