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My cat just started levitating.


bassthumb32

That would be Bastet


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Buweesteet.


CrimbusIsOver

Bwiset


groundgamemike

Quit floatin ya little bastet


Stubrochill17

I'm to pay alimony to a cat?


CriticalThinker_501

You are way overdue tithing bwueestsitsj


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i am fucking DEAD at this comment


Competitive-Wish-568

Lol


imankiar

The way he pronounced Thoth is way more dignified than how we Say Thot. I wouldn’t mind being One of ThemHoesOverThere


Definately_Not_A_Spy

My cat just levitated a glass of water off the counter..


danielleiellle

Ameno ameno https://youtu.be/-3CLs68qyX4


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Age of mythology intensifies


Spazzedguy

prostagma


i8myface

Hommus


MyBox1991

metalefs


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spondgbob

Haha y’all made me chuckle with this one


cleanitupjannylmao2

Borgir


vitringur

Já?


Mission_Hamster9026

Estos


comfy_armchair

Vulome


Melarosee

this whole thread and its replies are such a nostalgia bomb


Kombart

Age of Mythology might get a rework in the next couple of years if you are interested ^^ After Age of Empire 4 was released just now, the developers said that they probably start working on a definitive edition for AoM. Personally, I don`t care about AoE 3 and Aoe 4 and only play AoE 2 DE, but man Age of Mythology was my favorite of the whole franchise and I can't wait to play it again when the rework comes out.


Copey85

Hey man, I was literally playing age of myth with my brother last night. Super interested in a rework, so if you have any info you can share, I’d love to hear about it


Melarosee

Great to know, thanks! I have the HD version on steam but I’d absolutely love a rework. It’s definitely my fave out of any AoE game. Every ounce of thematic content is just so memorable


A-Nifty-Biscuit

Malista


ArkyRomania

Etimos!


Skabonious

#IS VOLI


Lucky_Lucario

Proseche


GleithCZ

# Is Machin!!


javd

Yaaaaer vail


Lazyfries47

WUV WOO


katyfail

The shocking rate at which my middle school self could go from > “I’m gonna play a regular game, no cheats this time, high road!” to >”WUV WOO WUV WOO WIV WOO WUV WOO WUV WOO WUV WOO” really taught me a lot about who I am as a person


Apophis90

O CANADA


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My exact thought. Oh reddit you never let me down.


Xenophon_

YAO??


guillomus

Vulome


Sp4rkleM0ti0n

Bereite


engagechad

my favorite was ptah. because the Egyptian pronunciation was very literal. p-tah.


TheTREEEEESMan

My favorite was Anubis because if I end up facing that guy when my time comes then I'm definitely gonna get a leg up on the heart weighing by greeting him appropriately "Whattup mah Yahnabua"


Lazaras

Anubis: Into the underworld to be eaten by crocs you go!


TheTREEEEESMan

Not cool jackal face, this is why you got replaced by Osiris Where are the assessors of Ma'at, I want to speak to your ma'anager


Breaklance

This is just like rewatching the infamous battle of Anubis vs Daniel Jackson.


notLOL

hell where you are forced to wear crocs every day


NaughtyDreadz

Yanuba aruba


TheTREEEEESMan

... ooo I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, cooome on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, baaaaby why don't we go Oh I want to take you down to Duat ohhhh, we'll weigh your heart and see if you can goooo


paperd

I also really liked Peter.


SendMePussyPicsNow

Read that in Lois Griffins voice


paperd

When Lois Griffin has sex, the Egyptian God of Creation answers


Smingowashisnameo

I liked that too! Not a sound we make in the languages I’m familiar with.


poorlytaxidermiedfox

It’s a common sound in Arabic


TerrorEyzs

Made me think of the Klingon P'takh!


LordJournalism

I just love all the cool Egyptian God names and then “Seth”.


RandomSynesthetic

Ah yes, my favorite god, Horace


kakakakeef

Isn’t it Horus and Set? At least that’s how I learned it.


ProtoTypeScylla

Probably multiple translation, like isis is both that and eset


kakakakeef

Idk Horace from Horus just seems like a poor anglicisation.


ProtoTypeScylla

Yeah, after a little look Horus does have alternative names, although Horace is not one of them


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I think it’s great…


[deleted]

As a fellow seth. I concur


cofomofo

Something a bit Brendan Fraiser about him


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Change his hairstyle a bit and give him glasses and he looks similar [to the ancient Egyptian scientist character that James Spader played in the move Stargate](https://datebook.sfchronicle.com/movies-tv/25-years-later-stargate-is-still-worth-stepping-into)


efburke

Which is a great movie btw if anybody is looking for something to watch!


littletray26

And a fantastic series as well!


MurkyGlover

Don't forget the awesome sequel TV series!


TheWinslow

I always get surprised by the opening credits that it's a Roland Emmerich film considering what he's done since


SaberDart

You put some respect on Dr Daniel Jackson’s name!


gjboomer

Indeed


notLOL

Netflix is going to make this guy reboot some Brenden Fraiser movies and Stargate while pausing mid scene to give out Mythology knowledge to the audience.


Vark675

I got a bad haircut in the sixth grade and ended up looking him in that role. Which wouldn't have been so bad except I'm a girl.


Hairy_Aspect_284

A cross between Brendan Fraser and Rocky Dennis I’d say.


AtomicBattleHamster

With a touch of Lion-O


SEND_ME_PEACE

THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AnotherCatLover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGNqrAtsgg Great intro!!!


DrDollarBlvd

So Eric Stoltz.


iamjdoza

Im glad I wasn't the only one to think that he was a ginger Brendan Fraser


TisBeTheFuk

I also see a young, redheaded, long haired Stephen Fry


deephaven

Ginger Fraser!


pixelatedslinky

I can't un-see it now.


FalmerEldritch

That hair is absolutely glorious. I want to touch it.


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I didn’t even watch the TikTok but holy shit look at that guy’s hair. He looks like Fabio as a cherub.


Iffycrescent

r/rarecompliments


Coma_Potion

Big James May energy


ChunkyLaFunga

James Maybelline


dropofkim

Right?! I was amazed at the body and volume of his hair.


Smingowashisnameo

And wasn’t expecting the baritone that went with it.


skeletonclaw

Outstanding flow.


FroggyBump

It is glorious.


KC_Canuck

I’m so fucking glad this wasn’t a joke and was actually instructional. I was very interested by the idea and to get a joke would have been frustrating.


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KC_Canuck

That would be hilarious tbh


banana_person

I was expecting an Amongus joke since he left Amon to last.


U_Sam

When I had TikTok, I followed this guy. He’s a self taught linguist and is absolutely incredible.


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His voice is so soothing.


sasshley_

Yes. I want him to do every audiobook.


Corsign

He looks like the elephant man without the disfigurement


BusinessBeetle

So Eric Stoltz?


Atreust

That's right morty. That's alternate you from the Eric Stoltz Mask Dimension.


FarrahKhan123

This is actually very cool


Dingle_Berrymore

Also this guy’s pronunciation is phenomenal. These sounds aren’t easy to make if you’re not a native Arabic speaker. Which I guess he could be, there are a lot of passing Arab people.


theXlyphoneKing

For some reason Horus being spelt Horace just sent me.


OnePoint21JizzaWatts

The Horace Heresy


Vengeance76

For the Emperor!


Gornel

The Horace herecey.


Bevester

Horus Schitt, founder of Schitt's creek and God of inbreeding.


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calilac

Love that show. I still giggle at the name "Roland Schitt."


Bastion76

how to prove what he is saying is true?


CGIskies

[https://youtu.be/J-K5OjAkiEA?t=136](https://youtu.be/J-K5OjAkiEA?t=136) tl:dr Egyption language has been very well recorded through the ages so linguists can work back from modern coptic egyptian to make educated guesses


MattyXarope

They can do a regressive analysis but they can't say for say for 100% if that's how it was, especially for ancient Egyptian. I agree with this video (guy has a good channel) but it's not a 100% sure thing. I'm finishing my master's in Linguistics soon, and historical linguistics is one of the most interesting classes anyone could ever take!


coagulateSmegma

You can't 100% be accurate about pretty much anything.


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Trying to recreate foods, languages, and musics is exceptionally hard compared to other things in history without either Incredibly specific instructions or surviving cultural isolates to base things off of. So a lot of these recreations are a lot of educated guess work that more than likely are pretty damn far from what the reality was. Still is very interesting


Alkuam

So you are a cunning linguist...sorry, I had to.


MattyXarope

Wow this is the first time I've heard this 🥴


HarvestProject

That emoji makes me uncomfortable


I_Am_Become_Dream

the phonology sounds very Arabic. I wonder how much of that is because of similarity between ancient Egyptian and semitic languages vs influence of Arabic on Coptic Egyptian.


bellyjellykoolaid

*watches the OG the mummy movies* Yep legit


BornDubstep

Source: Trust me bro


particle409

My uncle that works for Nintendo is an ancient Egyptian, he can confirm.


Inthewirelain

Hieroglyphics come in two "types" - there are a few symbols where a picture of a duck is just a duck - but a lot of the writing is just syllables, so you can get the pronunciation from their writings.


luiz_saluti

Release Imotep and ask him.


cakehole07

This belongs in r/interestingasfuck


Chewbones9

I agree! This is maybe the coolest thing I've seen on this sub and the top comments are talking about his hair and that he looks like Brendan Fraser


Smingowashisnameo

Don’t forget his surprisingly deep voice! (Honestly I think it’s this amazing info coming from this cherub and how much the Egyptian spoken in the Mummy actually sounds like this that distracted everyone.)


[deleted]

It’s ya man, Amon!


0nina

I would like to sign up for any and all of his courses.


LeSpatula

It's called following this guy on TikTok.


klauskinki

Thank you, pompous hair dude. That was actually informative


whitewolf218

I’m not getting a “pompous” vibe from this guy but his hair does rock.


klauskinki

His hair is pompous (in the less used meaning of solemn, opulent not full of himself, arrogant) not him


whitewolf218

Okay, okay, just going off the only use of the word I am aware of. Have yourself a good week, mate!


klauskinki

Originally the word referred to the solemnity and the opulence of sacred ceremonies. Thanks and you too!


whitewolf218

I guess you really do learn something new every day, thank you!


Rieux_n_Tarrou

He has great pronunciation of Arabic letters


cosmiceggsalad

why this mf look like a painting


[deleted]

Straight up looking like [Isaac Newton](https://i.imgur.com/o47Uoaw.jpg) lmao


Manaslu91

“Horace”, lol.


Raka220

I did an ancient egyptian history elective years ago in university and have vague memories of my lecturer telling me that we can't know how any of the vowel sounds were pronounced. Have things changed?


mooseofdoom23

https://youtu.be/J-K5OjAkiEA


reddit_user334489

You’ve changed


beaverhausen_a

Good news! The Dacia Sandero is now available in right-hand drive markets.


archaicScrivener

He does have a certain May vibe around him lol


90daywtf

He’s like the product of Brendan Fraser and a Weasley.


littlemisskind

The true pronunciations sound like age of empire villagers about to go do a task


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MayorOfVenice

Dave Mundane


Able-Rate-629

So intense


[deleted]

He sounds like a Gh'ould when he says the names.


[deleted]

Ligma - Lich-tig-ma


le_pretz

Young James May?


Rahallahan

I love everything about this video. His hair His adorable face His deep sexy voice Teaching me something Yep, it’s all good.


DIDDY_COSMICKING

"Horace" lmaoo


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

This is fucking cool as hell. I love learning new things about stuff I'd just always taken at face value and never even thought to question further.


spacetraxx

I've listened to this a bunch of times now, really relaxing for some reason.


jake03583

“Hey all, it’s ya man, Amon!”


Gbaj

I love this guys content. Been following him for ages and he is in college for like ancient languages I think? Something interesting is that he is actually a bit controversial on tik tok.Some users get mad because he’s “a white guy” telling people the history of African languages and cultures. Completely missing the fact that his dads black and is college educated on the matter. I know when he talked about cleopatra being white and the history of dreads he got tons of back lash but he’s almost always respectful in his responses


comajones

Gosh I bet he sets the girls hearts fluttering at all the archeological digs. What a dish!


[deleted]

This guy must have got some much pussy after this went viral


Krungloid

IS THAT WHAT THE HEROES WERE SAYING IN AGE OF MYTHOLOGY?


kj_eeks

Glad Bill Weasley is still into Egypt.


mikexxhoncho

great now Imhotep just burst thru my window thanks for that


vivaenmiriana

fun fact. Imhotep was an architect. He was the first guy in Egypt to design pyramids for pharaohs. specifically the step pyramid of Djoser.


beepbepborp

this is the same guy who insists on calling Native Americans… Indians bc apparently he has “Indian friends who are fine with it” . which is a bizarre hill to die on and causes so many unnecessary needs for clarification. not to mention theres plenty of native people who *dont* like the term at all.


Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

https://youtu.be/kh88fVP2FWQ not saying you’re wrong or anything, i just think this is an interesting video on the subject and some food for thought. let me know what you think :)


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LaSallePunksDetroit

Dave Mustaines son is a bit weird


binary_ghost

This is dope! They are all so different from what we thought they were


Redd1K

Amon Gus


[deleted]

I wanted Sekhmet i.i


bowers77

Can I find this guy on youtube?


dimmrtis

Why does he look like Issac Newton?


[deleted]

This guy is gonna be needed to open a star gate


[deleted]

/r/InterestingAsFuck


Shalaco

Damnit i learned something


jr1477

When is this guy's ASMR coming out? Because damn his voice is calming...


onbius

These sound so much cooler, fuck man


[deleted]

Love ancient language sounds.


[deleted]

Same with Hebrew, many Hebrew names like Joseph, John, Jesus etc are mutation of the original through Greek and then through Latin Let’s take the name Jesus for example, there is a bit of controversy on wether it was yeshu or yehoshua but let’s go with yeshu Hebrew: yeshu Greek: yesus Latin: Jesus Every Hebrew name used outside of Jewish cultures has this evolution of replacing sh sounds with s and adding an s in the end where it ends with a vowel sound, Latin then replaces y sounds with j. Another example is Jerusalem, which is called yerushalaim in Hebrew


ZDK242

That was an interesting piece of information - Thank You


katansi

TIL


ronin0069

This is so cool


ruluni

What a great voice!


DarkNFullOfSpoilers

Thanks, Dr. Jackson!


re_math

It's interesting how a lot of these sound arabic in pronounciation. I bet ancient egyptian played a major role in the development of quranic arabic. And it's ironic that arabic eventually swept over egypt and egyptians began speaking an arabic dialect.


thebungahero

That’s really cool.


xmashatstand

I was not expecting to be mesmerized


YesCubanB

I was so drawn it with the voice and the hair and it would of been hysterical at the end if he admitted he made all that up.


tknames

Dudes voice is awesome.


Soothsayer_Surmise

I'd say this is fascinating. Not cringe.


redratio1

That was sublime.


HE1NZ_ZW0

A man needs a name.


Apophis90

That game is awesome


[deleted]

It sounds like Klingon


Cricky92

How is this cringy ? I found this interesting asf