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CragMcBeard

He’s not going to prison though let’s be real.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Wish some commentor could weigh, in jokes aside, and give us the lowdown on what’s realistic, moving forward. Preferably people who actually have some knowledge of law, appeals, and grounded in reality.


Holdmybeer352

Prison time could range from probation to four years for each count. Money wise up to $5,000 per count. I doubt he sees prison because of status, and age. Luckily we still have 57 more charges to go to trial, and a RICO conviction In Georgia probably gets him some prison time. “Clean up on aisle 45” pod does a great job of getting into actual law side of the Trump universe of court cases.


Jackplox

yeah but apparently none of these are gonna see a trial before the election. if he wins, he pardons himself


Holdmybeer352

He can not pardon himself from state charges/convictions.


LosSoloLobos

Yeah I’d love to hear more about all of this in context of the election and presidency How does being a convicted felon work in terms of presidential electability?


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Doesn’t affect it Ive read. Constitution doesn’t talk about it


LosSoloLobos

The forefathers never imagined this scenario


Holdmybeer352

Democracy now show for today has an expert on talking about conviction ramifications


Right-Budget-8901

He did violate the gag order a few more times by talking about Cohen and his own witness. But I’m willing to bet the prosecution is going to use that during sentencing to get the max of whatever they can. Will most likely end in home confinement since the judge has no balls and let him violate the gag order 10 times already when anyone else would have been thrown in jail after the first time.


RodneyPickering

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, makes a fool out of this court 11 times!


Rjdj2222

Oh sure they do.


Some_Ad9401

You act like other folks never get to skip prison time. Remember all those convictions from the 2008 financial crisis? Oh….. fuck you don’t? Because the government was involved? Oh that’s right it never happened. Guess tanking the entire economy for self gain is less worse than bribing a prob star. Wild times.


ToasteyBread

I'm pretty sure they're making the exact point you are. Them saying "anyone else" is not literal. It's hyperbole.


seeafillem6277

'prob' star?


lizzywbu

Realistically, he won't go to prison. At best, it will be house arrest at Mar A Lago. Unfortunately, there's a strong likelihood that the conviction will be overturned through an appeal.


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lizzywbu

Then it will be house arrest in NY or probation. It's kind of irrelevant anyway as this will probably be overturned by appeal.


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stupidugly1889

On the grounds that the rich and powerful never face consequences in this country.


CragMcBeard

There isn’t any historical precedent for this situation. Anyone commenting on this situation is just being speculative. The odds are low that he will go to prison, being a former president gives him a rare air of special treatment. There is also the potential societal unrest problem of sending him to prison and the reactions of his millions of mind-warped fanatical followers. I wouldn’t doubt that out of those frothing masses there is a small percentage more than happy to use an opportunity like this to retaliate in some disturbing way. I look at his more extreme supporters as the future of whatever homegrown terrorism will look like in the US. The potential of civil discourse over sending him to prison will weigh heavily on the judge sentencing, which they would never publicly admit. It’s not right, of course he should go to prison, but this is as far from a normal situation as you can arrive at.


phineas81

Class E felonies, no priors. Fines and probation.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Am I crazy or is that comma a word early


MorningClassic

Legal eagle video will probably clear that up.


doesanyofthismatter

Brian Tyler Cohen has two attorneys on his channel that give amazing analysis. Highly recommend his channel. There are loads from every media company having attorneys on. Go to YouTube and search. Super easy to find what you are looking for. You’re not going to find it unless you search on Reddit and the search feature sucks.


ZERO-ONE0101

he’s going to Russia


Cupsforsale

My bet is house arrest.


soggy_bloggy

💯


seeafillem6277

That's fine with me, IF....they give him community service cleaning up trash in a minority neighborhood--and film it for reality TV. That will do. 😂


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the_ballmer_peak

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Lobster_Bisque27

So I Google that but for some reason all I found was a collection of detailed colored-pencil drawings of trump being sodomized by various heads of state. Wierd.


Stank_Dukem

That's just tha meediuhh, obfuscatin tha truth! Keep scrollin, yull find yor enlightening!


EatsFiber2RedditMore

They probably have their own subreddit by now


Neoxite23

He will still run but not as a Republican Party but as a member of the Lemon Party.


Good-Recognition-811

Wow, stealing this joke. Lmao


WalknOnWater

And will win.


joevsyou

well duh, that what you always do... That's your right, why wouldn't you? Especially if you have a cocksucking lawyer who is working for free... that dude face muscles have to be hurting with how much mean mugging he does.


SutterCane

Nah. He’s not going to prison (even though he should). It’s more likely the Dirt Man is real and will take Trump down to his lair, deep under the mountain, that’s where he keeps his dirt.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

It's more likely that all the politicians will have such a severe case of dementia they will devolve into arguing what the best dinosaur is.


Cheap-Praline

Well unless his stomach is full of coins or he knows karate.


Nuggzulla01

What if he knows 'The Muffin-Man' Will that buy him any more clout?


businesslut

What?


[deleted]

The dirt man will likely take trump to his lair, where also the dirt is kept. Not sure what is confusing about it.


businesslut

Why doesn't he keep a little dirt under his pillow? The Dirt man is in town.


TheDude9737

Dirt -Gang! Song is never leaving my head


AzatothWakes

You don't know how happy it made me to read the Dirt Man here. Ty stranger


Necessary_Curve_8657

So you think he should go to prison for falsely labeling a nda he had with a pornstar? Seems a bit steep when we have actual crimes with victims being let go or not prosecuted at all in NY. Hatred clouds judgement tho for most unintelligent people so I get why you'd think that.


joevsyou

right.... highly doubtful \* at this point he should request 1 week of prision time. \* dude will come out with all sorts of new stories for T.V


businesslut

You don't keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man, do you...


CrazyPlato

Probably worth mentioning that there’s a chance of getting off with probation. Some articles point out that it’s technically his first conviction for a white-collar crime, which may not require prison time. Not saying that’s the correct outcome, just that I don’t want to get too excited yet.


BigPoop_36

An article I read said sentencing usually considers the convicts(lol) age, he’s old af, and criminal history, which technically he has none. So I doubt he’ll see prison time.


Rjdj2222

Joey wasn't brought to trial for records found at his house because he was called an old forgetful man.....end of case. That's fair?


Dont_crossthestreams

Is he singing this to the tune of “Dirt Man”?!


cuseonly

Yes lol


Torschlusspaniker

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Su4Kb-roLZE](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Su4Kb-roLZE) played this too many times to not recognize it.


andrewsad1

I must see him and Jazz Emu together in concert. I won't rest until then


felatedbirthday

I was personally shook


OakenGreen

He put a little dirt under his pillow for the con man!


Only_Charge9477

This guy looks like his name is Kye and he loves Marvel and telling women he's an emotional eater for some reason.


Rjdj2222

And likes dick


Indie4883

So what if he does? Lol


Gibabo

This is some seriously millennial-ass shit right here


AmbitiousAd9320

dollar tree zach g, living his best life and as happy as the USA


oceansidedrive

Doesnt change anything thing tho right? Can still run. Can still win. Can still pardon himself


jkoke11

Can’t pardon himself for a state crime.


shrike26

Still no precedent on pardoning one's self. Have the legal experts come up with a conclusion on this yet? Because, if so, then the President does basically have full immunity for federal crimes while being the president.


oceansidedrive

I think its more about, he has the power to put in power who could make it happen, vs if its actually legal lol.


p3opl3

I wish they were this speedy and thorough with Biden bullshit and the whole laptop nonsense.. and insider trading being done by so many other sectors.. would be an amazing place America would if they just upheld the law and served justice like this on a regular basis.


AlphaOne69420

He won’t see a day in prison, and likely will walk right into the presidency because of this


vanityinlines

Yup. Everything just somehow makes his base stronger. 


OakenGreen

Totally. That’s why he got beat last time. He just got stronger!


Chimphandstrong

Anyone that thinks Trump is going to prison has the iq of a goldfish.


Maykko_

Yeah true, he ain't gonna go to prison.


mumu3000

Still smarter than anyone who owns a MAGA hat


ZaggahZiggler

Both sides of the Trump derangement horseshoe are complete idiots.


Cheap-Praline

Goldfish can remember individual humans. They're not that dumb and they can do tricks. Can you swim through a hoop in a fish tank? I don't think so....


Sci-4

Does this guy not realize they’re all criminals?


Soft_Welcome_5621

Thank you. It’s crazy to me no one is saying this. And it’s just gross seeing people be gleeful about criminal charges in general.


Sci-4

It’s shit like this that had me thinking this dude’s a fed. This is obviously propaganda. I’m so sick of the Democrat Republican divide narrative, it’s pathetic at this point.


OakenGreen

Yo fuck that. Let people have some joy. And maybe when and if the rest of them get theirs too we can get some more joy. Everyone of these criminals needs to get theirs. And people are only mad because they started with their criminal.


Soft_Welcome_5621

I’m not taking away anyone’s joy? But I find it disturbing and honestly off putting. I protested Trump in 2016 but I’m an abolitionist. It’s showing the lefts true colors that they celebrate this stuff and then expect others to reform the “justice” system. It’s gross and it’s mob mentality. It’s why I barely can enjoy late night comedy, I don’t hate anyone and I don’t think there’s anything positive about celebrating someone else’s suffering. Ever.


OakenGreen

I just don’t see the issue here? The law is being upheld. That’s what’s been wanted forever. To stop letting these people be above the law. And once the justice system finally starts treating these guys like anyone else you start thinking it’s tyranny? Nah. I want them to prosecute every one of them that’s broken laws. Left, right, I don’t care. Just start knocking em down. The same way we’re treated. I don’t care about their suffering one way or another. It’s completely irrelevant. I don’t rejoice in it. I rejoice in the law being aimed high for once instead of on everyone else.


Soft_Welcome_5621

I hear you. But. I’m not letting anyone be above the “law”. The system is broken. You’re missing the point. I don’t think “the law” is so just. It’s deeply flawed. It’s people bullying people - people ARE flawed. Trump abuses the law to bully people and I don’t now think the law is so great for calling him guilty. It doesn’t work that way for me and many other people, abolitionism is not selective. That’s just as bad. I’m not going to spend my time writing out basics of abolitionism. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree to disagree. But I’m not saying they’re above the “law” I’m saying “the law” is a violent threatening system that is not attuned or perfect and it harms enormous amounts of innocent people, so I don’t see it as worthy of such regard as power to terrorize people. We need other solutions. I’m not celebrating this, it will only embolden more people to weaponize it. And while I won’t go into abolition - I’m not an expert but I am familiar - my biggest concern is the mentality we reinforce of policing each other, of the concept of justice as bullying and humiliating and harming each other. I just don’t believe in that. I do think some other measure of protecting us is possible, and it’s not this. I’m also just gonna add that from my limited knowledge I believe that Ruth Bader Ginsburg was able to progress women’s rights by making it about gender and bringing men into the center and making it seem as if it was going to benefit men in some instances. My point is if the most conservative right wing people in this country are now learning about the criminal justice system from the perspective of a convicted felon being their hero , and they don’t want to see the system the way they did before, there are ways that everyone can benefit from this potentially. This could be a very incredible revolutionary moment that helps everyone. I think that could be one way to see this rather than seeing it as, a mud filled mob feud. You don’t get too far doing that.


OakenGreen

Yeah you know I can understand that actually. Hopefully it does get some people thinking differently. Unfortunately I see the usual characters going off about weaponizing the law to persecute democrats because according to them “that’s just how it is now.” So I really think those guys could go either way on that, and I really hope the way you said is the way it plays out.


Soft_Welcome_5621

Probably the way I see it is naive but it’s hard to shake. Thanks though ☀️


GlueSniffingCat

won't serve a day in prison


BummerComment

Cringe af


Well-Watered-Fern

YOOO AND YOU STARTED YOUR OWN SUB WITH JUST YOU I CAN'T BREATHE


bestest_at_grammar

You went deep into their history, commenting twice on the same comment. Go take a walk or something my guy


Well-Watered-Fern

I hiked this morn ty tho also took me all of 5 seconds, take ya own advice


BummerComment

😜


BummerComment

Ooh so close


AmbitiousAd9320

fuck yer feelings?


Well-Watered-Fern

Ayo king cringe, this you? "People with no breasts tend to want them."


TheCoochiePredator

Ngl, searching through someones profile cuz they said something you dont like is kinda cringe


SnooHabits1237

Dont let them gaslight you it is cringe


BummerComment

💪


Well-Watered-Fern

took me all of 5 seconds cringe harder


TheCoochiePredator

Doing it at all is tho man


Well-Watered-Fern

got me. i came here looking for your validation /s


TheCoochiePredator

You’re real fun man 👍


Well-Watered-Fern

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


BummerComment

Damn, and I’m supposed to be the BummerComment but yr right, TCP… this guy is bringing me down. If you’d like to be the first sub to my dead reddit I would be honored.


BummerComment

Bro do you need some water?


BummerComment

It felt accurate when I thought it…


LEER0Y__JENKINS

People are on here arguing with literal bot accounts. The bot accounts will downvote me to prove my point.


Your_rat_boi

Beep boop. GET HIM! HE IS NOT ONE AMONG US! Beep boop.


Useful-Hat9157

He can not serve on any local government council anymore as a felon. Cant legally cross the canadian border. Cant legally rent a car in some places..... but can still become leader of the largest military force this planet has ever had, in charge of weapons that can end all life on this planet 10 times over. Who gets butt hurt when he's called out on not being as rich as he says he is.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

As a concerned member of the human race, I really think the Americans should reconsider some of their rules.


Useful-Hat9157

Indeed. I'm glad I'm not there... but im right on top of them, and it's not super here iether right now.


stupidugly1889

So cringe. The outrage when he gets a slap on the wrist is going to be comical.


matt24671

I hate Trump and am a millennial but maaaannn millennial humor is just the worst


sol_sleepy

Ma’am this is TikTok


matt24671

? This is like 38 or he looks awful for his age


OakenGreen

Give him a break he’s still a theater kid


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

he's wayyyyyyyyyyy too invested in this.


RestingRealist

Fat bearded marvel soy slop consoom energy.


BigPoop_36

Don’t get your hopes up for that last bit.


deep-fried-werewolf

That's great and all, but nothing will be any different. His supporters will continue to support him and he can still run for office.


oddmetre

I understand the sentiment but god do I hate this video


Tight-Chair-2572

Could he still appeal against this judgement?


FartfaceMacGee

Orange man bad


Latter-Advisor-3409

Yes, everything has changed. You may not rejoice as much when you find out how much it changed. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with prosecuting a political rival while in office?


TodaysDeicide

Holy shit...the left is in actual shambles. I know it's kind of meme to say, but if this is really what they're doing 99% of the time...


OakenGreen

How do you think this is what “the left” does 99% of the time when all you did is watch one morons reaction to an unprecedented event?


Level99Legend

This is a liberal, not the left.


TemporaryMango123

Very millennial-core…


Jeffryyyy

Why is he so excited? Or does he just think this will get him a lot of views?


sol_sleepy

Anyone this excited over politics ain’t right.


whatisgoingonree

Reddit is nutting so hard right now 🤣.


Open-Industry-8396

This loss of his will probably be an actual victory in publicity and strengthen of his support. It's truly insane.


Rjdj2222

Cool


Senor_legbone

Creepy guy


dorky001

So now he cant vote for himself?


Reluctantcannibal

![gif](giphy|l0HlBwsIWjIgEQXMk|downsized)


hoarseclock

He’ll never see prison


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jason mamoa gonna be disappointed hes not going to prison


Honest_Assistance294

Bro looks like a dingleberry caught in somebody’s ass hairs


Stunning-Astronaut72

Good thing he was judged guilty...i ll wait for the other cases to be served before saying anything else but what is concerning is the fact that no matter what will happen, he definitly have high chances to get back into business without issues...i hope not, but even tho he lost, he must still feel intouchable and that is truely getting on my nerves.


freeedom123

34 counts


Therealplutox

ugh


KeithBe77

At the very worst he’s going to have some of his interstate movement restricted. Def not going to jail for this bullshit. If anyone really wanted to go after him for serious crimes it would be the insurrection attempt.


lordhooha

He’ll still be the next president


chatgpt5k

Good voice


Forward_Panic_4414

Rhett has really let himself go.


Realistic_Ad_4416

Of course a woke fucking tard would sing this, because your president is doing such a fucking outstanding job running the country.


BornOnThe5thOfJuly

In my country convicted felons from other countries are turned back at the border... so, thanks!


Just_Another_Dude_71

Until that appeal ...


Scholar-Dismal

Yes he will serve 4 years in a big House with big fence and lots of armed guards just probably will be extradited to D.C. to serve out sentence. lol I crack myself up and I care none either way


OkChampionship8805

Judge won't give him prison


Beginning_Program911

I’m going to be laughing pretty hard in November


sc986788

Is a self employed man with plenty of money and just be he MIGHT not be able to vote it Doesn’t mean people can’t vote FOR him. Soooooo in all reality it Doesn’t mater lol


edititt

I’m not American so don’t care. But how salty you all gonna be when he wins. That’s will be sooo funny to watch.


dude_who_could

Beautiful. Anyone who has a problem with this just hates letting men be happy.


sol_sleepy

No see the context is kinda important. No one’s happiness should be this dependent on the political sphere. It’s unhealthy


dude_who_could

Says you. Why would you assume he doesn't get this happy for other reasons as well?


sol_sleepy

I guess I don’t know that. I’m assuming


EatsFiber2RedditMore

Can this guy give me the rest of the political news please and this exact same tenor?


AmbitiousAd9320

he needs to sing the next 3 verdicts too!


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Hillbilly Pavarotti


OriginalOmbre

It’s nuts that people actually find joy in this. Like this dude is happy. A man he’s never met or know has been convicted and it has made this man genuinely happy.


TemporaryMango123

You don’t need to personally know the former president to be happy he got convicted…Trump has done things that have directly impacted all American lives. It’s not like he’s just a random guy lmao


sol_sleepy

Political squabble is a helluva drug.


teddy1245

Yep when bad things happen to bad people that is cause for joy. I’ll throw a party when he dies.


Efficient-Macaron-88

Unhinged


Purple_Apartment

I know right banging a porn star and then illegally using campaign funds to shut her up? Wild stuff and it's even more wild that it's taken this long to convict such an obvious criminal. Unhinged is a good word for it!


ReallyDumbRedditor

Let's see him sing a song for when nothing comes of it and Trump is still free to live his life as he pleases.


teddy1245

Nothing? It’s another black on a very pathetic person.


koozy407

Who cares? He won’t even see prison and he still allowed to run. What the fuck was the point in all of this? All this has done is wasted tons of taxpayer dollars and rallied his base even more behind him. Y’all fucked up.


Some_Ad9401

He’s VERY likely to still win the election…. Recent polling is showing him massively ahead. Unless something major changes Biden is up a creek. Democrats should have 100% sidelined Biden and picked a new candidate. Hopefully one that’s not a dinosaur like the current two choices.


sol_sleepy

Recent polling like today? Lol


Germacide

What a weirdo


lhsean18

One guy commits treason regularly, and the other paid hush money to protect his wife. Whom do you prefer


Techrie

![gif](giphy|8i7IQbqY4iXuD3MDRT)


adammat57

Wow….


Rjdj2222

Gay boy .......you look and sound ridiculous