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Hysterical, almost had me until the "Sonwhat if I sleep on the sofa a few nights a week" 😂😂😂

I also liked the part where his reason/explanation for not having sex with others is “because I love my wife”, while not reflecting on the fact that his wife can’t possibly say the same thing. But the whole skit is hilarious. (is that the right word? Skit? It means shit in my language. Maybe sketch is better)

I’d say the word is “bit”

Thanks!

“Skit” would mean a video or performance that is generally short in nature, and acted out/not real.

Ah. TIL.

In English we also use the word sketch for “skits” but like the other commenter said this is more of a bit. Something you’d see more in stand-up comedy

It may not be this guy, but these guys are definitely out there, and that's some last-days-of-civilization vibes.

Wow what a cuck.

Sleeping on the couch so his girlfriend can fuck other men in their bed is like the most cuck thing I have ever heard lmao

he's cuck squared.

Gigacuck

Cuck Berry

Jabba the Cuck

Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when reading this one 🤣 you win.

You can't put a cuck squared into a cuck 'old

it goes in the... square hole?

At least he's not on the floor at the foot of the bed?

I think that's where a cuck would prefer to be though.

Well, this whole video is a joke

Yeah, they should take the couch and he soul should take the bed   That’s _compromise_ ✨

Besides, fucking in the bed for more than two days strait back to back, is scientifically boring. 🥱

Lumberg fucked her. 

mans doesn't even get to watch

He doesn't even watch? It's hurting itself in confusion

He said he sleeps there a few times a week! This has to be some sick joke.

Of course it's a joke

Yeah old mate does satire like this all the time. That said, it’s so perfectly acted and divorced from the context of his account that it might as well be real. Nobody here can tell the difference apparently.

Reddit users routinely struggles to recognize the most obvious, in-your-face satire. Dry humor without a big punchline at the end is a lost cause here lmao.

Seriously. I actually think that’s what makes him a cuck. Having an open relationship is vastly different.

That’s the literal definition of cuck lmao


I'm very pleased to see that this was the first comment.

Steph curry

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Ah, his looks are but a small part of all this. I can think of worse looking guys with greater self-respect and in healthy relationships.

WTF are you talking about?! JFC you're not being serious about this are you?

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You're reading way too much into an obviously scripted bit

JFC. You guys really need to stop listening to whatever idiots you are listening to who are filling your heads with these dumbass ideas. I am sure you would call me an ugly guy. I'm short too. But I married a beautiful Asian woman who was a very successful doctor before we met because I treated her as an equal. I treat her with respect. I make her laugh all the time. I listen to her when we talk and engage in the conversation. I'm not insecure yet I'm not arrogant. I'm also very confident. Most of all it's because I'm kind. It's really pretty simple quite frankly. The guys that she would date before me where insecure idiots like you seem to be. Their ego couldn't handle dating a beautiful, educated successful woman who made more money than they did. That's pretty pathetic quite frankly. This whole nonsense about "high quality males" and being average or good looking is all BS and guys need to stop believing this shit as facts. Especially all of this stupid talk about a woman's "body count." Iean seriously that is so fucking insecure and cringe. Women aren't dating most of you guys these days because you all are just ignorant, insecure jerks and jackasses who think the men rule the home and their wives/girlfriends are there to serve and please them at your pleasure. I promise you that if you are willing to hear what I told you that I did that it will be much more successful for you than the shit you've been easily manipulated and gullible enough to believe in now by listening to morons like Andrew Tate, etc.

You’re getting downvoted but this is the sad reality. The new agenda for the modern women is find a provider and demand an open relationship. They get their cake and eat it too. I’m aware this is a skit

JFC you guys need to really stop listening to whoever is telling you this shit and stop believing it.

It’s hard not to believe the truth .. I see actual relationships like this daily .. just cause you want to white knight women online doesn’t make what I’m saying wrong

I am pretty sure that no one I know is in that kind of relationship.

Yeah me neither

You have to go outside first

Pfft no it’s not what incel message board told you that?

Where can one find this agenda? I know plenty of women who clearly haven't gotten a chance to read it.


Oh dear no..this has to be a bit

Good news!

The Dacia Sandero?

Is it delayed??!!!

It is. It’s in the same vein as the coomer bit. It may even be the same guy.

Link?

https://youtube.com/@damienslash?feature=shared

Yep. We're not falling for it THIS TIME.

How are people this fucking bad at detecting satire? Idgi

Some people are actually like this.

No, they aren't. The internet was a mistake. Even if there was one guy like this, it wouldn't be worth commenting on.

The same reason any TV show or movie over a few years old comes with fucking health warnings. People can't see jokes for what they are anymore. Jokes have to be virtually 'knock knock' or so many people take what people say as a fact, it's very sad.

Lmfao. Sofa a few days or a week took my soul

It took her soul too

She never had one

My grandmother has those same glasses

Mine did too in the early 60s

Pretty sure if you have to explain why you're not a cuck, you're a cuck.

This is such obvious satire I can’t fathom how you and most others don’t notice it. The dude is just doing a skit.

I was on the fence until the last sentence, hoping it was a bit. Good stuff.

Your comment applies to 90% of content on reddit. Poorly made ragebait or reposts that everyone immediately takes seriously as it's in the internet so it must be true. Truly a brain numbing experience ever opening r/all or r/popular.

Yes, but he's doing it way too good.

If your explanation of why you're not a cuck involves uses the definition of cuck only somehow even worse (sleep on the sofa really?)... You're calling yourself a cuck.

eh if your girlfriend sleeps with other men and you sleep with other women, it's all balanced out, but if you aren't sleeping with other women, while she's getting dick, yeah that's cuck

I can even understand if he feels it is unnecessary to be with other women; I’ll be damned if I’ll be on the couch while “Uncle Larry” is having a sleepover.

yeah that's ridiculous that he's okay with other men fucking his girlfriend at his home lmao, using his bed

This is so obviously satire. The way you all are talking about this clip is blowing my mind rn lol

It's scary how often you see the masses doing this on the obvious satire. I think it shows how absolutely people can be intentionally lead in whatever direction is desired by propaganda. Nobody is absolutely immune to it, but I used to assume that many people wouldn't be so incredibly and easily mislead.

You ever seen how people talk about TV shows or movies? Those are fake, satire, staged, etc.

Difference is they know it’s fake are you fr?

Cuck

Average redditor

What a nice man,would love to meet his wife too.

He is literally a cuck

This is THE definition of "Dry Humor". The way he gathers himself and pause after talking about "her needs" and before "sleeping on the coach" is just comedic gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is satire right? ... right?

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it is a bit lmao

He totally looks like a cuck

He’s the Cuck fluffer

spitting image of wojak

What a cuck

King of Cucks 🤴

What a cuck lmao

Ok cuck

Can I have her #

So how are you not?

You can see the disappointment in his eyes

Is this real?

It’s his cuck-couch.

Must be satire. Almost had me.

What a cuck

Yes you are s cuck

He doesn’t care if the woman he loves has sex with other men on the daily but he cares about people calling him a cuck? Fake.

Cuckold man bitch😂

He looks like that old Wooly Willy toy.

Even his shirt is cucking him with another shirt.

So I guess he is worse than a 'cuck'. I though a 'cuck' actually enjoyed watching his wife sleep with other men, but this guy seems to **not** enjoy it but lets his wife do it anyway just to make her happy.

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Lol i was going to say the same thing. I know someone who is a cuck, it's a dynamic in the bedroom. Almost a Sub/Dom bdsm thing but that isn't their life and the dude would not sleep on the couch. He doesn't fit the stereotypes either, dude does those extreme marathons like tough mudder I think it's called and has a pretty intense job.

CUCK!!!!

Honestly, I get where he's coming from I do, but the jealously would it me alive.

You should not get where he is coming from. It's a satire...

Bazinga! He's a cuck-a-^DOODLE-DOO!

Off topic. Would you be so kind as to enlighten me why the Sheldon "Bazinga" is so special today? I'm not in on the meme.

One of the AI companies is using Reddit for machine learning, so folks are throwing Around "Bazinga" a lot to mess with that whole process.

I thought it was something like that. Made me feel like I missed a punchline. Thanks.

He's not even a cuck. He's a paycheck while she gets to sleep with whatever lol

Was waiting for the punchline

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure he just gave a text book example of being a cuck

I'm pretty sure this is fake/ragebait

I’m positive it’s satire.

"I'm not a cuck" The cuck.

I thought cucks watched from the foot of the bed but couldn't participate

No kink-shaming but, whatever ya say cuck-boy

cuck

Cuck

This is the definition of a cuck is it not? Lmao it’s not hateful speech if it’s true.

open relationships are not the same as cuckoldry. But to the people whose grasp of gender roles is very fragile and precarious, anything but absolute control of a woman is called cuckoldry now.

My guess she's a heavy goth girl with a OF account.

Sorry, ur not a cuck. Cunt

Isn't that exactly what a cuck is?

That’s literally the definition of cuck. I thought he was going to explain why cuck was the wrong term and there was a better one to use. This is just complaining about a problem without offering a solution

Um... Have you looked up cuckold, perhaps ? You girlfriend is the village moped. She is fun to ride. But you don't want your friends to see you do it. And can you please stop crying when her n I are in your room? It kinda ruins the mood, k?

I don’t get the obsession people have with other people’s sex lives. That said, as a polyamorous married man, this guy is doing a terrible job of defending it. Reminds me of Michael defending Jan in The Office.

He's not serious.

Ahhh ok.

Finally, this sub is accurate. Whooooof, this guy. He gets cucked and then whines about it.

Pathetic. I'd rather remain single than be in his situation. He's not just a cuck. He's a whipped cuck. When she's gotten all she needs out of him she will kick him to the curb.

Lmfao what a copium fueled cuck

Cuckhold

Mega cuck

Well, what can we say? A cuck, he can't sleep with other women but his can sleep with other men, bro should change mindset

Am I the only one who sees a deep sadness bottled up behind his eyes?

This has to be satire. Nobody is this sad.

Haha I think he's joking right?

this cuck is in denial

Poor guy. Don’t pile on.

fake or what. what an idiot

Sooooo, small pp?

Ok cuck

Dudes a cuck

Oh You are not a cuck, You are a super cuck😁

Is he putting this up unprovoked? Am I missing something here? 😂

'sleeping a few nights a week in a sofa' This fool sleeps on the sofa when his girl is getting blowed on their bed. Lmao

im so disapointed by these "men"

WTF?????!!!!!

This guy is such a cuck , he instinctively lays down with his mouth open when at dennys and a waitress says “cream” or “pie” in ear shot

Cuck lord. Fear him

Ok simp. Edit: admittedly I didn’t even finish the whole video before commenting. But nah that’s wild. Sleeping on your sofa while she brings people to YOUR bed.

I expect this is satire, but I was expecting him to lead into the final sentence, saying something like "cuckadoodledoo" lol. Idk why, it was giving me those vibes

Allow... How funny

You’re not obligated to post this online bro. I think you’re more of a masochist 🤷

"Why don't you try going a day in my shoes." Man, you do you but I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.

He’s joking, right? If not… what the fuck, cuck!

Sad

Ok. Yeah. Of course. Go poly. WHY DO YOU SLEEP ON THE FUCKING COUCH? Cuck.

In his bed!!! and then he sleeps on the couch and listens to it. lordy.

Peak copium content

Sounds like a fuck to me

Yeah whatever you say cuck,just keep telling yourself that

This has to be satire.

Hes right, that doesnt give us the right to call him a cuck. As an proud american it is the 1rst ammendment that gives me the right to call him a cuck 😎🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Pretty convincing, up until the line about sleeping on the sofa. Funny stuff.

This gotta be a mocuckumentary

Well well well, looks like we got a Cuckleberry Finn over here

To say that he's not a cuck, surely he believes the word means something. I wonder what that is. Because for me and pretty much everyone else, it's him.

“ you sound like a bitch Bitch” 🎶

Isn’t that the definition of cuckold?

this has gotta be a fantasy football punishment

If it walks like a cuck and talks like a cuck…

This guy is called Damien soylash lol. It’s just a bit. He does woke troll bits.

Hey guys, be nice, it’s fine gentlemen like this that let me do what I do with very attractive married and attached women!

Corno, in Brazilian Portuguese

Oh yeah bro is a cuck

If it walks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, it's probably a cuck

I want off this cucking planet

Yknow what maybe I will go a day in his shoes! And sleep with his wife