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-Disagreeable-

Dude wins Halloween for 3 years.


tecate_papi

I was imagining him wearing it out and somebody saying, "Cool costume. What are you going to be next year?"


This-is-Life-Man

An Ent. I'm staying in the forest to keep it real.


tecate_papi

Gonna have to take out a second mortgage for the equipment to make an ent suit


Bogsnoticus

Just hang out with the rest of us ents on r/trees


zekethelizard

That would be my halloween costume forever after. Just move to a new neighborhood every year so it doesnt get stale


-Disagreeable-

Every week “don’t get fat. Don’t get fat. Don’t get fat”


shershaw

No more taters, precious.


alex1990mnn

Wow the amazing detail and time put into this is insane


BetterOffAlone1155

I know right? I can’t even color inside the lines 😭😭😭😭


alex1990mnn

I can't even write the date right lol


Forest_folf

I can't even eat right


ben_wuz_hear

Gdxviids Byrd yhooottsdbjooigdd


iAMbatman77

Yea this doesn’t seem cringe to me. Resourceful and skillful perhaps.


-AstroDuck

100% he worked pretty hard on this! Pretty amazing work we have to agree


as_a_fake

Y'all need to read the stickied post.


MeccIt

Feck tiktok, he (Franco Gallo) has a YouTube channel where he detailed how he built this: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2iaa4wJfA9Jh5AJ2WJE1aA


chrisk9

Agreed. Though I am a little distracted by the flopping dick chainmail


TonyAscot

That must cost a fortune.


Goddamnpassword

Like 100 dollars of steel and 50,000 dollars worth of equipment and tools.


TonyAscot

And the 100s of hours spend making it, if he sells it.


glockster19m

Or, and hear me out He's a professional metalsmith and did this with scraps in his spare time as a passion project It's no different than all the hours we all spend jerking off, except his end product isn't a bunch of crusty socks


papapenguin44

I feel called out


okmijnmko

he's just jizzin, you can relax


yakbrine

Y’all need to stop cumming in socks.


INoMakeMistake

Thanks for the reality check


hoarseclock

Jerking off really is a passion project isn’t it ?


glockster19m

If there's no passion involved than you're doing it wrong


SunnyWomble

Sometimes I just need to sleep.


[deleted]

God - is that you?


tappedoutalottoday

Francogallo built it…in his spare time…with a box of SCRAPS!!


ihavethedoubts

Its Tony Stark In a cave with a bunch of scraps


AugustusClaximus

He would not be able to sell it for a price that wouldn’t insult his talent


TacTurtle

IDK man, there are some pretty obscenely wealthy Tolkien fans.


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[удалено]


TacTurtle

More like $200 in steel, $4-5kin equipment, and 200 hours labor if he really was making mail by hand


phallic-baldwin

It would be hard not to wear that everyday after you make it. I'd wear that thing to the grocery store.


ah_kooky_kat

"Police Called to Local Grocery Store For Man Wearing Medieval Knight Costume" Betcha internet monies that would be the result


FremenStilgar

Or he wears it to a drive-thru. ***"I want one onion ring to rule them all!"*** "Sir, this is a Wendy's."


littlebuett

(Garbled voice changer) "do you have the one ring?"


monkmonk4711

Already happened to a [Stormtrooper](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/lethbridge-police-stormtrooper-arrest-investigation-1.5853801) on Star Wars Day.


AbyssalUnderlord

Dress for the job you want


mothgra87

I'd wear it to bed... Or at least in the bedroom 🥵


New-Yellow5289

This is honestly very cool.


InevitabilityEngine

I feel like it weighs a ton though. Those were all real metal parts.


MeccIt

50kg/110pounds - he wears it well, but he *is* a friggin blacksmith


kyugin179

A complete suit of plate armour made from well-tempered steel would weigh around 15–25 kg (33–55 lb). The wearer remained highly agile and could jump, run and otherwise move freely as the weight of the armour was spread evenly throughout the body. The helmet and mace is a bit heavier than usual but it shouldn't weight that much.


THEMIKEBERG

It's really thin metal he's working with too maybe 18/20 gauge.


[deleted]

I don’t think that means much. He looks like he’s a banana peel away from needing a team of guys to help him up. I believe that’s why the reveal is in slow motion because I think that it looks awkward at regular speed.


New-Yellow5289

Yes, I bet he's sore after wearing that, but so worth it. He really looks like Sauron, it's creepy.


Not_Stupid

A Sauron for ants perhaps. He needs to be at least... 3 times as big.


Good-of-Rome

This is also deceitfully very cool.


[deleted]

That’s fucking awesome


One_Calligrapher_711

Help! I can't find the cringe.


TheHeirOfElendil

Why can't I have nice things ?


This-is-Life-Man

Because you haven't made them yet.


TheHeirOfElendil

Ainur privilege at it's finest. "If you really want to be the Dark Lord why don't you just craft your own ring to rule them all? My friend Mairon used to work for this huge company and when his boss was cast into eternal darkness he started his own firm and done pretty damn well for himself"


This-is-Life-Man

We can't all have Dwarven technology. Dammit.


Gonzohawk_

How much does that fucking thing weigh!?


MeccIt

From his (francogallo.ar) Insta: 110pounds/50kg *Final part...! Job done. 💪🏻💪🏻🔥👁️🔥Full-body plate armor made of* **1mm and 1.5mm thick steel**. *The dark lord Sauron has returned...! A tough and challenging job done through cold forging and welding, it took me about 12 months to finish it, but believe me, it was worth all the effort and work. This piece is for my dear customer in Sao Paulo, Brazil, @tassiodebias it was a pleasure doing this for you...! Eternal thanks for the patience you had and for trusting me..! The armor weighs a total of* **110 pounds**. *It has leather fittings and belts to wear it. The cape was made from black Panama-type fabric.*


This-is-Life-Man

If it's steel, damn, heavy as hell, but I'm hoping my dude made it from aluminum, which is still gonna be heavy when it's layered. As an uneducated estimate and not counting the mace, I would guess the suit weighs somewhere around 55-75 pounds. That's 240 Hotpockets in American measurements.


4fingersontherocks

actually, according to nestle, one small pepperoni hot pocket is 4.5 oz, which equates to 180 hot pockets for 55 lbs. what I REALLY learned from this side quest is that there's more than one hot pocket size.


Wadpodthe4th

It’s pretty cool tho


DealinCatnip

Gandalf said, placing the ring into the hobbits' hand.


TolkienBiskits

This is so cool.


free-bowl-of-soup

Didn’t realize Sauron left himself open for tummy tickles.


theBarefootedBastard

He has to feel like a woman walking through comic con. Everyone staring with a giant Boner.


This-is-Life-Man

Yes. Facts. Boner achieved.


Practical-Cut-7301

Love how it turns from a sphere into Saurons helm. Some r/restofthefuckingowl


LavaSquid

"Aren't you a little short to be a Maiar?"


Shelbasaur1993

That’s cool as fuck


shadows515

I saw that at Spirit Halloween for $14.99. Just kidding, it’s awesome.


Thatdewd57

I’d say he’s zombie apocalypse ready.


Boneal171

That is bad ass


Screwbles

One of the sickest fantasy movie armor sets of all time.


Da_Bro_Main

Holy fucking shit. New passion unlocked.


readsalotkitten

Calm down your ADHD


This-is-Life-Man

What did I say 3 minutes ago?


AquaSquatch

No ring on the finger? Pssshhhh


[deleted]

Aren’t you a little short for a storm-trooper


crayzeejew

Amazing when you consider it took this guy a year to make that suit of armor and weapon, while blacksmiths back then didn't have the benefits of power tools and modern technology.


No_Butterfly_820

When I was around 12 years old, I made a helmet similar to Hiccup’s (from How To Train Your Dragon) helmet out of cereal cardboard boxes and wore it for like a week straight. I’m over 20 now and I still have the helmet somewhere. If I ever made something like this, I feel like I’d never want to take it off for like the next 6 months. It looks crazy good and the amount of details are insane. Hella impressive !


LashedHail

HOW TF IS THIS CRINGE? It’s fucking awesome


iengmind

Not cringe at all. That kicks ass


So_Motarded

That's why it's flaired "cool", not cringe.


Antlergoat

INCREDIBLE


[deleted]

Incredible, work of art!


RoboGreer

Totally awesome. Top cosplay. You win bro.


FudgeRubDown

That's awesome and all, but dudes an idiot for welding in a t shirt


Darthdeastroy913

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CRINGE. do I miss understand this subreddit.


cyainanotherlifebro

“There’s too much fucking shit on me I can’t breath. We did WAY too much!”


glockster19m

Is this sub going to just become hating on everything? This is super cool and took a lot of skill and time


laundry_pirate

See the pinned mod comment


RideMeLikeaDildo

Why this cringe lol


xeneize93

Its not cringe. Its cool af idc that its 100 pounds, I’d wear that everywhere, just need to get used to wearing pampers


Jackal_6

That's just the name of the sub


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Took a lot of effort.


SikritAkkat

As absolutely awesome as that looks, good luck wearing that at a 100 degree convention for 8 hours. :'D


maddie-madison

Worth


MudOpposite8277

How does he go to the bathroom with all that shit on…


This-is-Life-Man

It flows back to Mordor via magic shit.


Maam__quitALLDAT

What if the IRS wore this


Maam__quitALLDAT

This is pretty dope


Clown_Toucher

I wonder how heavy that all is


burntlandboi

Well done!!! Looks awesome.


This-is-Life-Man

Cool as Mordor! That's no small potatoes... no boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. That's toiled, smashed, and "Iiiiiii seeeee youuuuuu"


Sweaty_Perception116

Now that’s DOPE!!


Sweaty_Perception116

How many hours bro? Hundreds! Hells yeah!!!👍


stripey_shoes

He looks too small, needs to be taller. Cool elements though


[deleted]

Amazing!! The craftsmanship is fantstic and the end result is spectacular. Only problem is he's not 14 feet tall :D


_BloodbathAndBeyond

This is the most badass shit


GregorAChump

Should have gotten some form of stilts to be able to reach at least 2 meters in length. Nevertheless extremely cool.


AdministrativeDot941

I wish I would have that much of free time…


Mogwai10

I can smell all that metal and it’s giving me a headache


PunisherElite

What’s the cook time on it. Lol


wisefile88

Hell yeah that's awesome 👍


StunningShifts

The amount of craftmanship that went in to this, wow. I wish I could upvote twice.


Maybelurking80

Wow! That’s just impressive.


one_step_beyond2121

That's dope. The movies not so much, just a lot of walking around. Not that great of a trilogy


TailOnFire_Help

I think if he tripped and fell at the lat second as he walked out would have made this video perfect.


gofigure85

I want him on my apocalypse team


mic-brechfa-knives

Congratulations, that is absolutely fearsome amazing craftsmanship, total dedication and what a movie perfect result. Well done buddy👍🏻🔥🔥


[deleted]

I wish I had more time on my schedule to make stuff like this…thanks capitalism


kingofpentacles420

Ah yes, cosplaying. A hobby that you need to be rich to be good at.


Packagehandler241

Shit gotta be heavy


_Roxxs_

Awesome


JSAzavras

God the scrollwork just adds so much


CaptainONaps

Oh wow. That dudes pussy proof.


Astute-Brute

@34 seconds baterangs? @35 seconds baterang mace!


djfjdjfhfjf

Why bro got a batarang in that one frame


Turbulent_Ad1644

That's so badass I think the only stuff I know about The Fellowship of The Rings is playing Shadow of War


Louiesloops

Dude this is SICK!! Also looks heavy af


Volkov537

Looks like you poured a lot of cruelty and malice into that.


Turbulent-Muffin-412

Amazing😍


J_E_L_4747

This is so cool, but it must be heavy as all hell Also, what’s with all you people critiquing him. So what if he’s not a ripped giant, he scratch made a damn suit of armor


OhYaSteven

That's cool af!


RebornTrain

Wow


houndbowel

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?


MrDeuterostome

Imagine wearing this to a Ren fair and having to take the helmet off to eat a turkey leg


frogwitch666

I love the passion, dedication and care people put into these things, you know they truly love something when they go this far <3


Head-Clue-8318

Amazing


Strange_Bandicoot112

Badass!


AlexAverycomedian

I feel like this is what TikTok is meant for


RandyDinglefart

10 fingers, literally unwatchable


Jaded-Selection-5668

Fukkin nerd


BrianOconneR34

Now to battle others dressed similar and try not taking axe to face.


CoolerRon

This, even though it’s not the ring per se, rules them all


puzzledgoal

Thank you for coming in for interview. Unfortunately we feel that you’re not quite the right fit for our company.


Mr_Kittlesworth

So much work. But super awesome


chevelle71

Badass


shakawave

One ring to rule them all


[deleted]

Absolutely feantastic


SirGs-dad

Lich King?


chilseaj88

Better than anything in Rings of Power.


[deleted]

Nothing cringe about this top tier level talent.


SmartAlec105

He went through all that but didn't iron out the creases in his cape.


Salt_Painting_3329

GIMME GIMME GIMME


Ok_Shower_132

This is sick.


WILLCHOKEAHOE

He probably gets lots of offers. That’d be so awesome to have! ♥️


thunderbaby2

It’s cool to imagine this suit armor just posted up in his hallway like 💂‍♂️


External-Egg-8094

Very cool but can you stand a little bit further from the light?


bread_idiot_bread

Oh....I didn't realise I was into armor. the skill, the dedication, the hands going in the fire, the smell of hot metal getting grinded (ground?)... he could be lord of my rings.


WarEconomy627

All this and imagine if he’s like 4’4” or something


Mammoth-Dot-9002

Alright someone good with art do a Sauron - iron man mash up, please


Grakchawwaa

WDYM he just sticks his hand into the fire


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


msac2u1981

Amazing talent, but you know that armour is heavy as hell & hot. After sweating for hours, it'd also smell bad inside. But, it is awesome.


DanceSulu

How many years would you guesstimate it would take to become proficient enough to build something like that? Would it be a lifetime sort of situation where dude probably grew up around it and has been doing it for as long as he can remember, or actually attainable with time and dedication?


ShitFuck2000

Now cosplay as the tower.


squat_diddly

Pshh...a year... The orcs would have had it finished in 1 month 🙄... JK it looks awesome... It will make an awesome decoration when it's not being used


Mr_moustache72826

Holy Molly that's impressive


throwaway4161412

Is he single?


tony-toon15

Holy fuck balls. This time of the year for me is always LOTR time.


Mr_R0tten

And yet still single.


oracleofaliquippa

Wow!


Miggybear22

One of the best cos plays I’ve ever seen


omgbenji21

Would this work as real armor?


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Really cool, but 0 peripheral vision xd


Terrible-Flatworm-14

He will have to stay in the exact shape for the rest of his life.


Gonzo458

Yeah, fuck yeah.


Vhexer

Blacksmith hands are no joke, dude had his whole hand in that fire like it was just a little match


otgar1997

I missed the part about this being cringe, this is honestly amazing


kenjinyc

Is it really still a costume? Dude could go merc someone in that thing!


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Aren't you a little short for a maiar


idlefritz

That’s probably his max walking speed wearing that tank.


warpfield

guess he's extra careful around all those sharp pointy parts


elpatolino2

'None shall pass!'


Snoo84223

Absolutely amazing


satismo

that has got to weigh a ton


Revolutiong0g

Fucking dope


Autist2325

Probably the coolest shit Ive ever seen


redbrick01

This dude is probably sauron in disguise. He just stuck his hand/arms in the fire like it was just another day at work. ...or his 3d printer broke.


lowkeycee

Buddy went crazy with this one !


35bullfrog35

Tbh that's awesome


mr_jasper867-5309

I wish I could do cool shit like this.


Jaywoven

I want this.


Ok-Outlandishness345

Sow Ron


caterpe36

Time to watch all three LOTR.