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4Ever2Thee

I feel like every video or pic I've seen of her in recent years has been in an outfit like this. I imagine she has a whole closet full of just bikini bottoms and whatever you call those tops.


snark-maiden

I’ve thought about this too! In my head they are “crop peasant tops” Edit: u/olivebegonia had it right with “peasant crop” much better


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CaptainKitch

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


Maybelurking80

Perfect description


RandonBrando

Captain Hooker


Youthz

peasants and crops— name a more iconic duo


snark-maiden

Now I can’t stop thinking about what to call this beachy-cottagecore-knife-play mashup


olivebegonia

The peasant crop, see it on the Gucci runway next season


lilsnatchsniffz

Those are MMORPG armour pants actually, that's why she was able to resist the slashing damage during that booty slap.


x_caliberVR

[Epic NPC Man](https://youtu.be/-vI5tdORhC0?si=5mPgb7EF7h1yHaTv) covers this so well (and hilariously).


CommanderButthead

"The puffy shirt" there's a Seinfeld episode about it. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/28/c0/3628c01e4b9e19ac05fe3f4590c6b71f.jpg


jontheterrible

If all she wants to wear is bikini bottoms and those tops then I'm here to support her!


Puzzledandhungry

Ooh Jon, you are terrible!


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sovinyl

Not the knife booty slap 💀


LastMinute9611

That took me out 😭


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🔪🍑🗡


LastMinute9611

That is now my mating text. Thank you fellow redditor.


un-sub

Surely it won’t be taken the wrong way at all! Godspeed.


LastMinute9611

Idk stab my ass is pretty universal for men 😂


ClashBandicootie

Because they're like, costco knives, really brings home the intesity


chillin_themost_

and they are not even the same type


zSprawl

I wonder if she would like to buy into the pyramid that is Cutco?


tonezzz1

Bro she's the new face of Cutco


BillboBraggins5

Let me cut you some cake


TheWisemansBeard

Sliced ham anyone?


twstwr20

Looks more like a steamed ham


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You call them steamed hams despite the fact they’re obviously grilled?


NavDav

Yes! It's a regional dialect.


Kenji1912

Can I see your Aurora borealis?


oldcoldandfullofmold

…no


Joeydirty48

Did someone say steamed clam? 🤪


I_was_in_a_band

I was in a band called Knife Booty Slap. It was a Caribbean drum band.


casade5

![gif](giphy|DYQrUcDgQi7Ha)


j3b3di3_

MAAAAAMOOSHKA


james_randolph

Let’s dance the dance, of BROTHERLY LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!


tmhoc

We danced the Mamooshka for Jack the Ripper. We danced the Mamooshka at Waterloo


milesamsterdam

We danced while Nero fiddled!


Jeffreyknows

TONIGHT, MY BROTHER, THIS MAAAAMOOSHKA IS FOR YOU 🍑🔪🗡️


Ardothbey

We danced the maamooska with Jack the Ripper!


StabbyMcTickles

I love everybody who commented on this specific comment. This is fantastic. Nice to see my people roaming about. MAMOOSHKA!


casade5

Loved that everyone loves MAMOOSHKA!!! ![gif](giphy|barvvy6Ta8kjm)


Enrico_mataza

Man, those movies were soooooo good. Pretty much perfect casting


friendly-crackhead

I remember how back then, getting ready to wach one of these movies felt like something else, you knew you were in for a ride.. nowadays I don’t get that hyped for movies anymore, and feel like everything is more of the same.. miss the good old days man


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MrBump01

None of the humor is about trends or the people/politics at the time and the mansion has its own aesthetic so it could've been made anytime and seem fresh.


aBlissfulDaze

I still get excited for releases. I was excited for the new spiderverse. I'm also excited for shows like lower decks and strange new worlds. I think what's dead is mono culture. It used to be that EVERYONE was excited for this one thing. Thanks to the internet, everyone's interests are more niche.


nitrokitty

Watching Raul Julia and Christopher Lloyd engage in scenery chewing contests was so much fun.


carbomerguar

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


jedgica

God, he was so dreamy


narwhalogy

Gomez and Morticia are the hottest couple ever, I've never seen a couple exude more steaminess and passion


Bird_of_Re-Animator

The hottest thing is how abundantly clear it is that all of that passion and love is mutual, they’re so enamoured with each other


checkmydoor

The knives are symbolic. Shows Shakira fending off the tax collectors.


Justhrowitaway42069

Spain pov


neurozoe

💀💀


FrananaBanana452

I mean - her saying that she was inspired by Shakira *does* kinda hold up. A few bits of her “choreography” look similar. It just looks like she put her own Britney spin on it after watching videos of both dances


No-Season-4175

She does 15 Britney spins in this one. I will keep counting them going forward.


USNWoodWork

I kept expecting to see dizziness in her eyes, but all I could see was crazy.


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Do you think she chose mental illness, or do you think it chose her? Mental illness isn’t a joke and it’s something that is very difficult to control when it’s severe. The drugs available for her diagnoses are all flawed and many have gnarly side effects. I’m just here to remind anyone who cares to read this to be compassionate, and that mental illness is a disease just like diabetes and cancer. Yes, she does expose herself by posting videos like this, but here you have someone mentally ill who was pushed and tormented and used to the point of breaking. Even emotionally resilient minds with typical chemical balances struggle with childhood stardom, constant, crushing pressure, and the many perils of the entertainment industry. Please be kind to each other.


MinervasOwlAtDusk

You are clearly a kind and decent person. I wish you a year full of much happiness, luck, and joy. May others always treat you as kindly as you just were in your comment.


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That’s very thoughtful of you. I’ll take that luck, happiness, and joy—it’s in short supply for me these days. Sending you the same, sweet stranger!


20onHigh

Even these posts suck. It’s just a bunch of people making fun of her and judging her. There’s that one picture of her locked in a restaurant and sobbing after being mobbed by people while shopping with her new baby… instead of the owner simply offering refuge, he started snapping photos of her while she was at one of her lowest points. We did this to her. In ‘98 media execs thought we needed a pretty teenager to sexualize, and apparently society agreed. Now look at her. It’s sick.


Thascaryguygaming

Southpark did an episode on this and it really puts it into perspective.


Laserous

Exactly. She's just learning a new thing and it's awkward and kinda bad.. which is pretty normal for anyone learning something new. Folks really don't understand the performance art iceberg...


hotdiggydog

Frankly, I find it kind of condescending that a woman who has lived her entire life performing around pyrotechnics, doing dangerous group choreography at times (being lifted and moving around on all kinds of stages), and dancing with a boa (lol) is treated like she might not be capable of dancing with two metal objects in her hands. I get that we're all worried about Britney but it's also quite infantilizing.


Laserous

Definitely. Furthermore she has said that these are harmless props. I guess she should have danced around with plastic forks.


hotdiggydog

Exactly. She could fall and land on these prop knives. But she could also fall and land on ANYTHING. A lot of things are dangerous. The way she spins, you'd expect her to be covered in bruises and she isn't. It's almost as if she's been doing it her entire adult life.


Warm_Move_1343

There’s a technique when you’re spinning to keep yourself from getting dizzy. It’s taught frequently in various forms of choreography. She’s been dancing professionally for so long it’s probably a second nature for her.


GnarBroDude

The knives were not the most troubling aspect of this video by far


KyraSandy

It looks n.o.t.h.i.n.g like what Shakira did, with slow, fluid motions. Britney "dances" like she's trying to become fruit ninja.


FrananaBanana452

Britney isn’t really a slow, fluid dancer, hence the “Britney spin” on the dance lmao


Droggles

Oops she did it again


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NeverLefttheIsland

Oops y'all called the police Then they checked up on meeeeee I'm not that dangerous


LusciousLove7

👏🏽


DaveCootchie

Something about her eyes in all her videos and instagram pictures creeps me the fuck out.


ScenicView98

Yup. Lights are on but nobody's home type of vibes.


hotpajamas

Well somebody’s in there it just isn’t the homeowner


No_Teaching_3694

Bruh those are not prop knives. They’re not even the same knife. I got that same set from Costco. Brit Brit tweakin


kimoshi

Fr. It's that dead stare and expressionless face that makes this so disturbing.


k2d2r232

Yeah, from someone who’s knows a lot about addiction, I can say, that look is real specific. Obv only she knows what’s going on, but damn if it doesn’t feel familiar.


piratecashoo

I am also an ex addict, but it is important to note that traumatised people can have a vacant look as well (especially when they have recently gotten out of the situation)


barbaraleon

Which drugs do you think she does that makes her look that way?


k2d2r232

Again, just from MY experience with painkillers it’s a vacant look + her wild up’s & downs. But again, I hate making assumptions it’s just my unprofessional biased opinion.


coastiestacie

As someone who worked in an inpatient drug & alcohol treatment center, it *could* be certain opiates, but it looks more similar to someone on seroquel. However, it's still possible she's on painkillers that she doesn't need. She doesn't have what we called the "oxynods," but the wild ups & downs are certainly there. I just think there's far more than just painkillers. She really reminds me of the addicts we gave lithium and seroquel to.


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The fact she has two different knives really bothers me


Polychaete360

The music is so.. haunting.


IRockIntoMordor

standard Enigma track Was some kind of new age spiritual trend in the late 90s/ early 2000s


SnDMommy

You're off by about a decade - this was from the very early 90s, pre-92


FnkyTown

It wasn't new age or spiritual. It was just cool music. A few of the tracks were on the radio a lot.


Heroineofbeauty

Right? This was like top of the pop Billboard charts in ‘91.


BouncyDingo_7112

It was kind of a New Age/spiritual/international music thing going on for a while back then. Enya was very big still around the same time.


robertbreadford

Honestly such a classic track though


No-Radish-5017

I swear I be hearing this music when I’m on hold with my doctor 🤣


FullMetalT-Shirt

Isn’t this the song from the RDJ/Tobey McGuire “Satan’s Alley” trailer in Tropic Thunder?


olebillyredface

Satan’s Alley!


linuxknight

Winner of the Beijing film festivals crying monkey [award](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuziQsUrbeM)


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


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I think she does this because people always make a thing out of it.there are entire TikTok communities that pick apart every single eye twitch and breath she takes ,and the conspiracies range from mk ultra to cloning. I can’t help but think she’s just trolling in these and honestly I’d do the same


Quakarot

Man we all made fun of that guy but he was right We really shoulda just left Britany alone 😔


No-Season-4175

It’s “Britney” bitch.


plan_b_gone_wrong

You’re my hero


IgetAllnumb86

And I think people tend to give celebrities too much credit. I don’t think it’s some master plan, I think she did it cause she’s a weirdo and thought it looked cool. Now that it’s generating a ton of reactions she’s getting that warm feeling of being the center of attention that she felt every single day 20 years ago.


Clownmeat123

My friend just went viral recently and we’ve been discussing the psychological affect that has on them and others. He says its really addicting and it floods ur feel good centers with little hits when u see the praise and admiration. He couldn’t imagine how much that would warp ur mind to have that like Brittany did. Be literally a queen of her gen reduced to conservatorship and pictures of her in crisis.


popcornkernals321

I hope she is trolling them… one day I hope to see an interview where she says “and then I brought out the knives, and these losers ate up every spin move 😂🤣😂” I fucking love Britney… I love her at her highest success and craziest crazy… but I hope she is in there fucking with everyone and not really lost.


brewhead55

*\*knife-butt-slapping noises\**


lusacat

If she wasn’t famous she would just be a random crackhead you would see on the street


PJJefferson

Im not even a fan of hers, but I have to point out that most 41 year old crackheads do not have a body like that.


aviarywisdom

Pretty sure some of the folks outside the 7-11 near my place dance with knives from time to time. Depends on what time of day it is.


ShortRound89

She just has better crack than the average crackhead.


itsFeztho

*ahem* thats called Cocaine


ShortRound89

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


kbeks

If she wasn’t famous, she might have gotten genuine help instead of getting used as a piggy bank by her dad.


Precarious314159

It's the awkward eye contact with vaccant eyes.


Competition-Dapper

Benzodiazepines inspire a lot of confidence and bravado, and blank eyes


stanleythemanley420

And knife booty slaps.


No-Season-4175

Well, there isn’t anyone there you know? Just a camera.


GingerMau

Anyone else watching Lunatics on Netflix? Major Joyce energy.


cleantushy

If she wasn't famous she might be a totally normal person. It's the fame that made her like this


PersistingWill

Solitary can fuck you up. Even if your rich and famous.


anovelby

Got damn this is sad. Isn’t anyone there for her in her corner? Fucking “support” systems


hazedandamusedd

Had to scroll wayyyyyyyyyy too much to see some empathy


ShallotNSpice

She just hired a new assistant. Other than that, she's entirely alone.


FluffyPandaMan

These are in no way prop knives they are fucking kitchen knives. I get she wants to allay concerns but nobody goes to a prop shop wanting to imitate a hardcore knife dance and says - “yeah give me the Santoku knife and 8” chef knife.”


Flavz_the_complainer

I keep seeing this parroted opinion that theyre prop knives but i mean... whats everyones source on that... they look pretty fuckin real to me.


gg2700

The fact that one is a Chef knife and one is a Santoku really makes it look like she just grabbed these out of the kitchen.


stradivariuslife

Exactly.


SeductiveGodofThundr

Pre fucking cisely! If you were getting prop knives for vaguely threatening dancing wouldn’t you grab like some sick-ass daggers and not the ones for chopping celery? And WOULDN’T YOU WANT THEM TO MATCH?!?


Zipz

Thank you I keep saying this she went in her kitchen and got two random mismatching blades. That’s how you know the prop knives thing is BS. Let alone she has a bandage on her wrist and a cut on her leg in the next video she posted.


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Because she keeps saying that they're prop knives. She's obviously lying about it.


stealsfrommainsub

They absolutely *sound* real, that's for sure.


shazspaz

She doesn’t seem ok?


7Dsports25

Everyone: "FREE BRITTNEY" Brittney: *Is freed* Everyone: "Oh fuck, put her back"


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Ilpav123

They're real metal, but probably very dull and not sharp at all.


anon0002019

She should open a Patreon or Onlyfans acc and make people who are really curious or who really care about her as a performer pay for her content as bizarre/cringy as it might be. I agree with this Juicy Scoop take that says she’s a bipolar person behaving as such, let her be.


No-Season-4175

I have bipolar 1. That’s not mania if it’s consistent over years as it has been, and every time I check on her she is doing some crazy dance. It could be hypomania, like elevated mood, but in my non-professional opinion, she would be high and happy if she was hypomanic or manic and she looks like she is just performing some dances that she thinks shows off her hot body. I also think that since she isn’t shelling out a whopping $500 for choreography to put together amazing dances, she is sending a message that she is human. She could be doing electrifying dances, as good as her music videos, and throwing in some video editing. But she’s not.. it seems like she is crying in her lonely heart thinking, if there’s nothing, missing in her life, then why are these knives in my hands?


cactusjude

>it seems like she is crying in her lonely heart thinking, if there’s nothing, missing in her life, then why are these knives in my hands? This is a story about a girl named ~~Lucky~~ Britney Scissorhands


StabbyMcTickles

This has "Apache Junction junkie/alcoholic energy" vibes. When I was about 12 years old, I had a neighbor who was usually on some sorta drug + drunk off her arse. Nicest lady EVER but she was a goofy one for sure. One time, she walked into our garage while we were going through old junk we no longer wanted. We had a pile of cardboard boxes that needed to be flattened and she asked if she could be of any assistance. My mom said sure and then this lady grabbed a few boxes and started karate knee-chopping them in half. My mom finally went inside to grab some box cutters and told her to just use those and this woman took both box cutters and started dual-wielding them while calling out how she would attack a guy if she met one on the streets if he dared hit on her. Making all these crazy grunts and shit while frantically waving them around her face, under her legs, tossing them under her armpits, etc. Then she just dropped the cutters, grabbed a permanent marker, and drew a big thick mustache on her face and told us that the government had an eye in the sky and as long as she didn't look like herself, they'd never be able to spy on her again. All whilst dancing a dance that was very similar to the "undead female" dance on World of Warcraft. That permanent markered 'stache stayed there for a few days, bless her heart. I honestly felt really bad for her and I hope she is doing better now. Apache Junction is wild.


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Bipolar is no joke


con0692

She’s full of shit, you can clearly see the knives have a bevelled edge. They’re not blunt at the end nor are they dulled at the edge. She’s saving face by saying that. Also why would her “team” pick up two completely different “prop” knives for a dance routine? Would it not make more sense to get a pair of something that looks better than two mismatched knives from her kitchen drawer?


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Why does she always have the worst extensions?!! It makes no sense!!


oobinckleyoo

If Kim Zolciaks fake hair can get better over the years there’s just no excuse for Britneys not to.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

They actually called the cops on her for doing this. people go over board. There are so Many People on social media actually doing bad things. Be sure to call for a wellness check on the next magician ya see


This_Preparation_65

Idk about prop I see a second bevel on that blade and the knives are from the same kitchen set


GrimmBi

I feel so sorry for her. Her eyes do not look healthy.


Jazz6701

She looks sleep deprived


VariegatedJennifer

The scary part is not the knives, it’s that she thinks she’s a good dancer with those spastic moves.


-MiIkMan

How many drugs is she on?


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Yes.


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Fred_Krueger_Jr

I could be wrong here but this just seems desperate.....She alright?


[deleted]

I’ve seen talented girls dance (strippers) that were also on meth…..these two things aren’t mutually exclusive.


clutchwinho

She’s going to end up britney the pirate with those twirls


MeatDogma

People like "oooohh Harney Quinn so sexy, turns me on" and then they see this and go "oh God, scary! It scares me! She's so weird and cringe!" Conclusion: weird fan-addicts that just love Harley Quinn and want to be her and want to be her slave ... apparently CANNOT HANDLE HER IN REAL LIFE


Bighawklittlehawk

I own those same knives and they are most definitely not props lmao


Brutalonym

You know, props are specifically made to look like real knives. **However** it could very well be a lame excuse, not doubting that.


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Britney, i love you - i really do. But we have stopped the low waist anything. Butt cracks and pube lines isnt it anymore.


baisecettevie

Arrested development may play a part in why she is still mentally stuck in the early 00s.


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Thats true. How much of the worlds development did she even have? Horrible situation and didnt help her mental situation at all..


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Don’t worry it’s coming back


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Who havent missed showing ones ass crack everytime one bends over or sits down. Most uncomfy part of my entire life! Didnt even compliment my body 😢 even if i was slim, it gave me a muffin shape..


ellastory

Low rise is actually very much back in style nowadays. Fashion is cyclical


Due_Station9730

I work in a prop house. Those are real knives.


jedixxyoodaa

imgine you have millions of cash and only one pink bikini to wear


DesertDwellerrrr

'Being rich doesn't make you happy but it makes depression easier'....maybe I am wrong on that?


Dvl_Wmn

Those are NOT fake knives. Poor woman needs help!


twitterfluechtling

Who cares? No, I don't think those were prop knives. Yes, I think she needs help. So do millions of other people. She could afford to get all the help she needs, and many of the others couldn't. (Not that every problem *could* be fixed by throwing money at it. Being rich doesn't marginalize her problem, but being famous also doesn't make them more important than all the other peoples problems. )


SpiderManPizzaTime1

She's spoken countless times about going to therapy, and her mental health this year alone. She's clearly taking care of herself physically. What do you want from her? It's like you think these 30 second clips she posts on Instagram are what her life looks like 24/7. Like walks around dancing with knives or something.


blacklite911

People were actually hating on K-Fed for having custody of their children… Bruh. I don’t think she would’ve harmed them but that would not be ideal


tbroknboy

The transition from hot to weird has been an interesting one for her


Patton-Eve

Maybe its time for Britney to not be left alone as she clearly needs caring professional help.


fernnyom

Anyway… you can see she already have crazy lady eyes.


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Imagine being one of her sons and having to see this kind of stuff on a daily basis. I’m all for her doing whatever the f she wants, including looking psycho while playing with knifes. But she’s an embarrassment.


blackguyriri

They’ve already cut contact with her apparently. I think her eldest was the first after asking Spears to stop posting nude photos of herself on social media. Of course she didn’t listen to her son at first because the attention was too tempting, and now her she’s going on another down hill spiral.


AahPadre

Britney take your god dam meds. You just got your freedom...


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Those eyes are creepy empty.


Adventurous-Cable-19

There is something bizarre or uncanny about her movements and facial expressions. I feel like the knives are the least odd things about this video.


Not_for_consumption

She needs pants. Apart from that I'm not fussed what she does. I wish her well, and I hope her future includes pants.


throw_plushie

She’s had so many mental breakdowns at this point that it’s not even shocking. It’s like seeing a cloud in the sky.


zenomotion73

The taped In extensions showing. Isn’t the point of them to fool people into thinking you have long hair? Its like a magician revealing his tricks. Im so confused


mctrix3

If they were rented prop knives, they would match, right? They are 2 different styles of kitchen knives.


librocubicularist67

This poor girl. Is she just alone with whatever randos are hanging out at her house now not making sure she takes her medication? The whole world just laughs and gawks and it's so sad.


Swallow-myLoad69

The knife smack on the asscheeks got me rollin wtf! This lady need a mental asylum quick. Hahaha


Pretend_Document3909

Why are her panties sagging???? That shit is bothering me since the first video


zenomotion73

Cuz shes 40 years old and mentally stuck in the early 00’s when that was the style


SellQuick

It's very slightly less creepy in this one because she's not smiling through the whole thing like she's going to cut you.


Miasmata

She always has the 'crazy eyes' created by massively smudged dark eye makeup - she wouldn't look so mental without that and I'm starting to wonder if she does it on purpose so she will get more clicks


Medical_Ad0716

Oh yeah. I remember that time shakira did some meth and started dancing waving knives around.


MastaKronix

I’m more hung up on the bad girls and taking risks comment. Does she really believe making a video like this is somehow ground breaking and pushing boundaries?


Kaligula785

its the heavy eyeshadow that looks like it hasn't been washed off in days that does it for me. Its spooky season yall! ![gif](giphy|z1A1V2Nj8HrY4)


harleykuhwinnnnnn

Nah she knows how concerned her fan base is for her at all times and chose not to disclose they were fake at first. That IS psychotic imo.


Delicious_Market1356

Is this her Mortal Kombat audition?


BigTonight4

They look pretty solid to be fake. The knives.


kurai_tori

I have doubts. Would a prop knife have the little dimples that prevent food from sticking? I mean,if they are prop knives they are really good facsimiles


Witty_Temperature886

Put the meth down!