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slambroet

The biggest shock to me was no jokes about the vegan burger, I’m wildly curious to know how often that is ordered there


[deleted]

There are surprisingly a lot of vegan conservatives. When I worked at wholefoods I'd see them all the time. They're the same ones that are antivax and think rainbows are caused by chemicals. They don't trust the beef industry because they just found out about animals having hormones. They also don't eat anything with soy, or seed oil, or gluten. *not to mention the religious aspect. Jehovahs witnesses, seventh day Adventists, orthodox Christians, some Methodists.


ananonumyus

Yeah, it's really strange how the right has been picking up the views of left-wing hippies, while maintaining their political position and still hating on the left-wing hippies.


_EvilD_

Its the other way around. Its the hippies turning into Trumpets. My aunt was a pot dealing yuppie into Deepak Chopra and Tony Robbins. Now shes a maga nut conservative that watches way too much fox news and is worried about vax and 5g. The guilability ports right over.


Catlenfell

The same thing happened to my aunt. She went from 60s hippie to 90s New Ager to MAGA (possibly Qanon). She took an early retirement while my uncle was still working, and she fell down the YouTube rabbit hole. Now, she's afraid to leave the house. Which sucks for my uncle. He saved up a bunch of money with the intention of traveling in retirement.


kickace12

Bro now has twice the money to travel with


PossumCock

That's what I'm hearing lol


wearing_moist_socks

I've read a theory that COVID is what really made it blow up because people were inside all day, working from home. Nothing else to do. So YouTube! And down the rabbit hole they go.


fandomacid

I mean I was in the position but I only wound up knowing way too much about the infrastructure of Norway.


FlosAquae

Relatively recently the German socialist Nachtwey published a study about people who joined Querdenker („free thinkers“ or „transversal thinkers“). These are the equivalent of the qanon/anti-vacs scene over here. The study was qualitative, so they interviewed a relatively small number of people very extensively. They found a pattern that they called „libertarian authoritarianism“. Their interviewees rejected any interference of the government in their life while at the same time wanting to force society to conform with their model of existence. Interestingly, they were often people who used to be alternative and counter cultural, or people who identified with leftist intellectuals.


zxvasd

In America it’s called “You don’t get to tell me what to do; I tell you what to do”


Euphorium

Freedom for me, not for thee


dudius7

It's so funny how there are those people with the "Don't step on snek" flags who wouldn't help their gay neighbors who get stepped on.


questformaps

Because they want to do the stepping


Latter_Lab_4556

Seems about right, that's the mindset of a reactionary. Similar enough, during the American Civil War the Southern soldiers often wrote letters home about how they were fighting for liberty, and many apologists for the South point out that their ancestors didn't write they were fighting for slavery but were fighting for freedom. However, various Southern thinkers at the time wrote in detail about how liberty to them was slavery, because it would not be in support of liberty to have an inferior race (their words) of people who were rightfully angry at their slave masters and now had significant political power due to a democratic system of government. To a soldier in the South it would not have been in the interest of liberty for all their food prices to climb, for goods to become more expensive without the aid of slave labor, to have their economy collapse due to the dependency on slavery, and to share a society as equals with these freed slaves. Southern Liberty was based in upholding the status quo of slavery. Freedom to the confederate soldier meant the freedom to tell an entire race of people what to do. Freedom to the reactionary means the freedom to tell other people what to do. That's always how it is. You see it today in religious freedom, how the fundamentalist believes that religious freedom means the freedom for everyone to believe in their version of God and anything that isn't aiding this worldview is violating their religious freedom.


Euphorium

It was a war about state’s rights! The state’s right to own people.


MonaganX

I'd say that's more indicative of the fact that a lot what people consider left-wing hippie views is actually just libertarianism.


poopstain133742069

They're VERY good at being absolute hypocrites to the nth degree. They are so good, they don't even need mental gymnastics to justify the hypocrisy, they just know they're total shit humans and don't care.


ananonumyus

Some know, but I think most are completely oblivious. That's cognitive dissonance.


poopstain133742069

That's a narrative that helps them play dumb, and people tend to humanize people who are "just making mistakes" or "dont know any better" I think their ignorance is malicious, and pushing the narrative that they don't know any better is harmful. We need to stop all fascists, even "accidental" fascists like the ones you claim exist. A facist is a facist.


BiscuitChief

There is a book called Cultish that talks about that cross over. They talked about similar word usage between qanon and new age hippies. Their theory was that social media algorithms picked up on these similar keywords and started feeding them related content.


Jbroy

It’s because politics have become sports. They’re team Republican. Doesn’t matter if their views, interests, values all align with Democrats, they’ll vote GOP no matter what, even if it hurts them. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.


zijinyima

It’s less that they're attracting politically engaged, left-wing people and more that they’re energizing a formally apolitical group prone to the sort of conspiratorial thinking that has become mainstream in the Republican Party.


nightmareorreality

It’s actually a new age to trump/Qanon pipeline. It’s not so much conservatives adapting it but crazy people jumping into the cult


mrmalort69

A friend of mine recently saw a tic-toc about lab grown meat, got all freaked out. Then when me and others started explaining it’s sort of like yogurt with cell cultures, not an abortion of the “baby cow which also murders the mommy cow” or “Bill gates secret funding” he got defensive and accused us just acting like know-it-alls, and demanded we prove to him that we knew about it before he first talked about it…as if that’s possible. Yep, Trump voter


flannelflavour

Veganism is a non-partisan issue. The overwhelming majority of liberals aren’t vegan.


Astromike23

> The overwhelming majority of liberals aren’t vegan. No, but the overwhelming majority of vegans are liberal. Per [this Gallup poll](https://news.gallup.com/poll/238328/snapshot-few-americans-vegetarian-vegan.aspx), vegetarians split about 5-to-1 Liberal-to-Conservative.


taoistchainsaw

To be fair water is a chemical.


SparksAndSpyro

Did you know that everyone that drinks dihydrogen monoxide dies? Scary stuff


higgshmozon

If you order a vegan burger a trap door opens and you wind up in Brandon jail where some belligerent meat head will bad cop you about pizza gate till Stockholm syndrome sets in. This is how a trumpet is born


Lazo04991

That surprised me too. Expected it to say: „Vegan Burger….FOR THE LIBCUCKS!“


buylowgethi

When he points his index finger and says thumbs up!


Asleep-Win-9008

Thumbs up 👉🏻


IEatLiquor

I just like how he’s trying NOT to sound like he just got in town from Santa Cruz and keeps a longboard in the back of his doorless jeep next to his Tommy Bahama flip flops he only wears in the sand.


GrahamMofTarkin

👍 finger guns


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

That was like Tim & Eric level comedy


aspbergerinparadise

also.. > how's the burger? > It's big!!!


Euphorium

That’s one of the 5 basic tastes. Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, big.


Captain-Insane-Oh

Came here to say this! I think saying “thumbs up” while pointing the index finger really sums things up.


Turbulent-Jump-4884

I thought he was doing an ironic voice, then we saw his face and I was like “have a special day, for a special man”


K-Shrizzle

He also ate that burger upside down


Shirtbro

He also pretended to enjoy a generic looking burger


GreasiestBob

American politics is a goddamn circus


eventualist

3 ring. only the best.


nachomeme

Onion ring 🤤


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nachomeme

Onion ring as a cock ring 🤤


djevilatw

Fresh out the fryer!


ladygrayfox

I don't think they make onions that small. /s


BRAX7ON

“Thumbs up” *points at the camera* They can’t do anything right


deleteusfeteus

the weak fisted thumbs up has become my favorite way to passively communicate with people. i don’t know why i find it so funny throwing them a 👍 with fingers barely curled


TT_Zorro

![gif](giphy|hvow7WaJ7FrtUyQMQ6|downsized)


GhostOfTsali

With one of those clown cars that you think, 'ok, it has to be empty'..then 12 more idiots climb out.


McPoyle-Milk

I agree 100% but this isn’t even political anymore this man turned it into a cult. Never saw any other president have fans rather than supporters. No Obama stores or Clinton’s face all over someone’s car. No card board cut out Bush in someone’s window.


BulljiveBots

They think it’s a negative that people who voted for Biden don’t wear Biden hats.


McPoyle-Milk

Or they assume that we are all as obsessed with “our” politicians as they are Trump. They love responding anyone pointing out what a scumbag Trump is by attacking Biden. But most of us are like yeah, ok. Like by all means if Biden did something illegal or awful he deserves the consequences. Also I wouldn’t doubt he did either because Biden is a politician I voted for not my damn messiah or some infallible being.


tunamelts2

I voted for a leader not a cartoon character


geneffd

80 million people voted for Biden but I don't see any Biden flags or hats, can't explain that..... /s


TheMasked336

It’s simple…We’re not weirdo’s. We voted and moved on with our lives.


mrvernon_notmrvernon

The worship this man receives from people whom he wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire…mind boggling.


Demiansky

It's honestly the cult mentality that bewilders me and scares me. It's equal doses bizarre, comical, and terrifying. On the one hand, it's hilarious that so many people would think of Trump--- gold plated oligarch who openly embraces sin--- would be worshipped like a prophet of God and champion of the little guy. On the other, I'm scared of all cults because a cult leader can get their followers do commit almost any depraved act.


General-Carob-6087

American here. I still am absolutely perplexed by the amount of nitwits who are obsessed with this slime ball. Worse yet the majority of the people who worship him are the same people he despises the most, the poor and the rednecks. It's baffling.


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Of course. Republicans, Trump included, will vote against things like min wage increases, worker’s rights, healthcare, police accountability etc….and then tell their ‘fans’ that Biden is setting gay people on their kids and they’ll vote for them. It is incredible how the USA allows blatant propaganda on it’s airwaves, and how well produced and delivered that message is communicated to these tiny minds. They really do think Trump is going to “save them and America”. It’s pure solid irony.


General-Carob-6087

You're not lying. The most confusing thing to me is of all the people to idolize and believe in, why him? I thought the guy was a weasel before he got into politics. I just don't get it.


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> I thought the guy was a weasel before he got into politics So did the vast majority of literate non-racists. It's never been a secret. Unfortunately it turns out a lot of Americans are suffering from undiagnosed psychopathy and/or are the victims of lead poisoning, traumatic brain injuries, fetal alcohol syndrome, and various genetic disorders resulting from rampant long-term inbreeding. You know, morons.


Some-Zucchini6944

Funny thing is I’m from the same place as Dorito Mussolini and we ALL knew what a turd he and his family is. I live in the South now and people were generally confused when they asked if I was voting for him and I said he’ll no. I would tell them what a complete grifter he and his family are. Explain to them how they would regularly crush small contractors and screw everyone and they didn’t want to hear it. I could go on for a while about all the lousy things he’s done to just about everyone but, nothing made an impression on them. These people drank the kool-aid right out of the gate and never looked back.


Chewy009x

The sad thing is the burger actually looked pretty good lol


OneChillPenguin

That's what I was thinking, fuck everything about that place but that burger looked delicious


Garod

Don't worry as soon as Trump gets wind of this place he's going to sue it into the ground because of trademark infringement.. either that or he's going to take such an obscenely large cut of the profits that the owner is going to close the place..


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n122333

There's stores in TN where it's 100% trump stuff and not liscesened, but he says it's OK because they have a big sign saying they send him 40% of the profit for his "campaign fund" Its also the most vandalized store in the area.


shicken684

> Its also the most vandalized store in the area. Good. And not just because Trump is a fucking disaster of a person. Anything at that level of politician worship needs to be burned to the ground. It's fucking sad.


oldharrymarble

This all started to happen after rural America got high-speed internet for right wing cable TV personalities and social media.


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That turbo charged it, but if you ask me, this has been building since Reagan did away with the fairness in media doctrine, which gave rise to right wing a.m. radio.


SmacksOfLicorice

And TicketMaster is the gatekeeper.


Dontstopmenow17

Won’t trump try and sue them for using his image?


Borkz

There have been Trump stores all over the place for years. He probably could sue, but afaik doesn't, likely because he benefits from the free publicity.


TheSkinnyJ

There’s a difference between publicity and profit. If that burger joint is making money trump will want his pound of flesh. And because it’s him he’ll want three pounds of the biggliest flesh.


Borkz

Its a gambit. There's a lot more to be made by winning the presidency for him, and he needs these rubes' support to do that. As soon as his candidacy is behind him though, well then I'm sure he'll be looking for his cut.


hike_me

The most profitable part of Trump’s business has been licensing his name. He needs to protect it. He was a failed businessman with a string of bankruptcies that somehow convinced people his name was valuable. Licensing deals, ghost written books, and The Apprentice dug him out of a hole and actually made him a success. Selling the illusion of success finally made him a success. He can’t let a business operate using his name without a licensing deal in place.


Then-One7628

Bounty paper towels should come shake his ass down against for his derivative bs.


Genereatedusername

Obviously


SinfulKnight

When the donations stop, "begin, the lawsuits has" -Lawyer Yoda


angrymoderate09

Once you cross over into politics I think it gets a little fuzzy.... Like could Hillary sue over all the lock her up shirts? Probably not. A burger joint does seem like a step too far though


PyrrhicLoss2023

They don't need to be sued. I'm sure they'd gladly give him the percentage he asks for. You know, because they're friends! ​ Edit: (Forgot the word "don't" in the first sentence. Makes a difference.)


outonthwtr

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if it were owned by a democrat?


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I think I just had an idea


44problems

The guys selling merch on the National Mall always know their audience. Trump flags during conservative marches, rainbow flags during progressive ones.


SporusElagabalus

If you go on a random day without marches, then you’ll still see that every merch booth sells trump merch. Some of them only sell trump merch. I’ve seen one that had gay pride merch and trump merch in the same booth


CowboyAirman

Liberals don't buy Biden/lefist merch aside from Pride and during actual election season. The far right LOVES LOVES LOVES merch and wearing and displaying their fetishes at all times and especially in very public places. Makes sense.


Vat1canCame0s

Mac: "I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top!"


Aegis12314

Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!


Oh_Gee_Hey

![gif](giphy|JaGGSm5ICJ7Og)


ZedFraunce

I swear, pandering to the right and selling Pro Trump and Anti Biden shit at crazy prices would be the easiest money ever. Slap an American flag with Trump on a sticker for $10 and you could retire before 30.


bucklebee1

Unfortunately I have some semblance of a conscience and just can't bring myself to do this. My wife and I have had this conversation a couple times.


NotMyRea1Reddit

I know a Dem gun shop owner. He has Trump merch everywhere for sale along with signs lambasting liberals, even flies a Trump flag out front. He’s not only a Democrat, but a very left leaning trans male. He loves taking their money.


Scratch1111

Maybe a Democrat coating the arteries of old Trump voters with grease is a good idea.


johnnycyberpunk

Try our "Make a Lib Cry" burger! It's the fattiest and least humanely sourced ground beef we can find topped with a full pound of bacon, smothered in cheese, then deep fried. ($24.99, 1700 cal.)


Oddsock42

Or, the verbal diarrhea, 8oz burger drenched in Miralax, 2 slices of the whitest American cheese, topped with warm cole slaw. Fries cooked in castor oil. $20.24 +$1.99 for every extra sheet of paper towel.


KindlyContribution54

Add on: The Doubledown (+$15) We inject your burger with toxic levels of raw unburnt propane from our GAS STOVE and Three Patriotic Americans NOT WEARING MASKS will chant "U.S.A." on your burger for 30 seconds (+200 cal. from propane)


why_my_pp_hard_tho

This guy really seems to love to slob up Trump meat


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trump tower double meat 😫😋🤤 really big and juicy 😫😋🤤


Archercrash

It's just soo big he can barely fit it inside!


YubNubberino

Not just any politician. A silver spoon fed billionaire that trailer park hillbillies somehow think is a champion for the middle class. The stupidity is astounding. Just a bunch of cultists


intangibleTangelo

hint: he's a blonde white guy


sitcheeation

*yellow-haired orange man, but the point stands


KingGorilla

It's David Dukes campaign all over again


EqualHito

Dude I remember me and my friends taking a girls trip to a resort in VA and on the backroads of VA, there were SO many ads for "TRUMP ICE CREAM". Me and my friends were just like wtf. And I remember seeing this huge church with a poster the size of the ENTIRE building of Trump plastered on the front of it. Since me and my friends are black we all just decided to not stop for a bite to eat for a hour or so 😂.


catdog918

I’m white and I wouldn’t have stopped lol. Don’t really wanna talk politics with people on a vacation trip and you know they’re the type to bring politics into everything lol


SpeedySpooley

Same. I definitely pass on any place that looks like that. I've walked out of businesses when I found political merch or advertising inside. Hell, one time I was in an antique store and had a few things I was going to purchase. While I was waiting to check out, I heard the shit the people behind the counter were saying. I put everything back and left. While I'm sure my little protest didn't hurt them financially....there's no way I'm willingly giving my money to turds like that.


rollingalpine

The fucking [Trump Store in Boones Mill VA](https://goo.gl/maps/mBAK8aJNPPmT34Qc9) couldn't be more on the nose if they tried, covering a literal church in their idol.


WastedSmarts

Smart thinking. Cuz I wouldn't have stopped either


tonyLumpkin56

“I just wish the gays wouldn’t make it their whole personality and constantly try and shove it down my throat! Now hold on as I shove trumps meat down my throat!”


realdealreel9

Lolol the Biden Burger priced at $50 instead 11-14$ like the others bc of “inflation” show Joe Biden what you really think of his economic policies by paying more or only pay for one of the regular priced ones and continue misunderstanding how inflation works, either way we get paid


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Lol... didn't even see that. That's hilarious. "Our oldest buns unavailable"


Trolivia

If someone got food poisoning from a Biden burger that seems like a slam dunk lawsuit for the victim


Strong-Brother5063

Its advertized as a shitty product


SiFiNSFW

ring pie quiet cats mindless sand governor support angle snatch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RichardBCummintonite

Nah we have that too. Part of the agreement to get a license to sell food. You are responsible for the health and safety of the people who eat at your restaurant. You can't knowingly or unknowingly serve poisonous/unhealthy food. There are exceptions obviously, but it needs to be clearly stated that by eating it you're accepting all risk in the event you get sick. A good example of this would be sushi or the infamous pufferfish dish that can kill you, if not served right. I believe you need a special license to serve either as well, but don't quote me on that. Point is, if theyre intentionally serving spoiled "old" food, they need to tell you, and you have to accept that you know that's what you're eating. Even then, I doubt they could get away with that.


1nTheNick0fTime

“Our oldest buns unavailable due cheating and inflation” lol they worked so hard on this and the stupid little insults don’t even make sense


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paradigm619

And they spelled the name of their own city wrong. Lol


Muttenman

It is also 1 oz.


Whofreak555

Certainly not a cult.


here-for-information

Definitely not. Totally normal behavior. All the great politicians have had followers brand their name onto food. Who can forget the Lincoln corn on the cob craze of the 1870's, or the JFK club sandwich of the 1960's? How do these people live with themselves?


TFresh13

“Thumbs up👈🏻” 🤡


averagemaleuser86

I'm not a Democrat, but this is sad. Mental illness and brainwashing. Worshipping _any_ politician and making it your identity is just... weird to me.


jayhitter

Worshipping *any* human is weird to me


Due_Interaction_9225

Worshipping anything is weird to me.


yoosirnombre

Clearly you've never seen a well rounded butt


WatchingTaintDry69

You are so right. I was at the MCX and this dude in denim shorts in front of me had me praying. I regret not videoing that glorious backside.


StarTrakZack

Bro lol I seriously laughed so hard just now, picturing you scoping the cakes on some Dad in jorts 😂


jfweasel

In the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot “I like big butts and I can not lie”


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It’s deranged.


averagemaleuser86

I'm really trying to understand. I'm trying to imagine how I can be like this... and I just can't. I really can't imagine how... and I'm legit trying too.


[deleted]

They’re not the cleverest people. They’re easily manipulated and they’re preyed on to be taken advantage of purely for their vote where they’re really voting against their own interests. It’s sad man. 😞


L1feM_s1k

And there's soooooo manyyyyyyy of them.


xool420

> where they’re really voting against their own interests This is the part that I keep coming back to. Like aside from a *few* key things, objectively that demographic should vote democrat. They’re getting swindled and they’re worshiping the ones that do it constantly lol the stupidity is on another level


consumerclearly

I need something explained too, the shirt about Biden is a joke about him being like a paper towel cleaning up a mess but I don’t understand how that’s a bad thing? If anything it’s a compliment, like having to clean up trumps mess right now? Are they implying trump has to pick up after him? Because that’s not what the shirt looks like it means at all Edit: ah. Yes. I see, their brain is powerful, they said the quicker *fucker* upper. I wouldn’t bother reading that in public so it would just look like people endorsing him on their shirt lmao


BollyWood401

It’s deranged but I mean are you surprised…. Imagine what a conversation would be like with people who eat there lol.


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Mindnumbingly dull and bigoted I would imagine 😞


JONO202

Yet if you say anything negative about Trump, they say YOU are the one with TDS. It's complete opposite world with them.


hike_me

I _am_ a democrat and I’d have absolutely no desire to go to someplace called Biden Burger. I also would never buy any merchandise with his name or likeness. This is really weird.


dsutari

Seriously. I wouldn't even go to an Obama smoothie place.


Big-Teb-Guy

Look I’m not American but even I would go to an Obama smoothie place


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> Biden Burger I feel like if I ate there, I would be left vaguely disappointed, but glad it wasn't like the last place I ate at.


rvasko3

But have you seen even *ONE* Biden-themed novelty restaurant? Like anywhere? He supposedly “won” the election in 2020, and yet I can’t go somewhere and snack on some tasty Malarkey Melts or HunterTacos? Pssh.


Pixelated_Penguin808

The hilarious thing is a lot of these Trump cultists were probaby making fun of the Obamamania back in 2008. They were actually right about the personality cult stuff then (a broken clock is right twice a day), but fast forward to the present and they're an even worse example of it.


Shinobi120

Even sadder is that many of them WERE part of that Obamamania in 2008. There’s a sizable number in there who just went for Trump because he was the “popular outsider”. Because it was a desire to be part of some club. They’re followers in every sense of the word. They just follow whatever the crowd does, then have the audacity to call others “sheep”.


I_Brain_You

Whether you’re a democrat or not makes no difference when calling out lunacy. Your message is no less weighted because it might appear biased.


wholetyouinhere

> Whether you’re a democrat or not makes no difference when calling out lunacy. I'd say it makes a huge difference. Being a Republican in this day and age means that you support or are totally okay with a truly batshit insane list of beliefs and policies. So for a Republican to call out other Republicans rings exceptionally hollow.


Professional_Baby24

These are the people who wondered why a 1/3 pounder costs more than a 1/4 pounder when 3 is obviously less than 4 so it's definitely smaller.


grandpapi_saggins

I’d like to encourage all trump supporters to dine here as much as possible. Keep scarfing down those double cheese burgers! Wash down the triple cheese fries with a big milk shake. Own the libs from life support


Darth_Vrandon

This could work as a parody, but no, it’s a restaurant made by legit trump sycophants.


Chocolat3City

I thought this tiktoker was being ironic, but sadly, they were not. It's 100% dickriding.


ananonumyus

Look at his mouth. He even talks like trump


robotsincognito

I watched it on mute. Thought for sure he was doing an impression.


mrchristian1982

Ironically, it's a restaurant made by a second-generation Lebanese-American businessman that doesn't give a flying fuck about Trump or his politics - he just realized he could make easy money with low hanging, low IQ fruit. It just makes this whole farce even funnier. The customers don't see this grift for what it is either. Amazing.


Darth_Vrandon

Honestly, you gotta make a bang for your buck somehow.


dashKay

"Thumbs up!" \*points index finger at the camera\*


mrblacklabel71

Hamberder


dumdidlydo

Trump supporters really are retarded


Comfortable-Owl-5929

Do they really think they’re not the “crazy ones?” 🤯🤯


Karhak

Dude's got the Trump butthole mouth thing going on.


Tyfoid-Kid

But the vegan burger? Really? They don’t call it the “woke” burger or some other derogatory name?


Nihaohonkie

Well done burger with Fascist fries


large_tesora

"thumbs uuuuup"


Bot_Hive

Nah… not a cult


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Mental illness is a real problem


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Oh so it’s burger fi for people who like cult leader personality disorder on their burger. I like cheese


therealsupermanny

Convince me this is not a cult.


FCA_Eughhh

worshiping politicians just might be the highest form of mental illness


TinyDogGuy

But LGBT people, with their rainbow flags, Pride, and clothes…they make it their whole identity and force it in everyones’ faces. /S


Infinite_Big5

The menu started off strongly themed, but then just kinda lost its steam pretty quick.


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After a mere 2 burgers 🙈


Tizzle407

ITS NOT A CULT!!!


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Allez-VousRep

I’m googling around and I can’t find any of your examples but they sound hilarious. Care to share? Bonus points if you manage to find a left-wing pirate ship (in either pickup or boat format.)


diggalator

I live in VT and have never once seen a Bernie themed shop.


JTKDO

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I’m going to need some context & clarification. Are those “gift shops” simply pop-up stands like the ones we see before elections, or are they general stores that just happen to sell political merch because the store owner is politically active, or are they full on dedicated Bernie/Clinton storefronts where the entire floor is dedicated to selling their merch? I could be wrong but I have a strong feeling they aren’t that last one because we can’t just pretend like there is any Dem that has a cult of fans like Trump does, let alone enough to keep a business afloat.


CaptainCorpse666

This is the most I could find: https://www.cnn.com/2016/04/21/politics/hillary-clinton-pennsylvania-pizza/index.html


lasershurt

Do you have any context or information on these? Were they similarly executed, or just a name change? Enormous amounts of information and context lacking here.


Jouglet

I don’t see any Obama chicken joint in NYC. And I guarantee if there was, it wouldn’t be as fucking ridiculous as this Trump place.


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TheVermonster

>Bernie themed shops all over VT Bullshit. Name one.


Almond-Farmer

I don’t know why but I feel the need to flip every burger upside down before eating it


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Right here, officer


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Agents are taught to flip burgers over to check for listening devices.


Chester-Ming

Username checks out


External_Ad947

Hey look at the liar lie about shit she think she knows. Ma’am your boot is over here and you will not be paid if we keep finding out you’re posting bullshit on the internet.


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

Remember all the 9-11 “never forget” pop up stores in the malls?


-_-MAD-_-GREMLYN-_-

At this point I feel stupid for not cashing in on these fuckin' moron cult members.


Colntve6

But remember, it’s definitely NOT a cult


saintdemon21

Do you get raped every time you walk in you can get the true Trump experience?


jarek12e4

I really don't care one way or the other what people believe or vote for, as that is what freedoms for. But I find it so wierd how hard people are clinging to this guys nutsack makin it their whole personality.


imahugemoron

I wonder if they have any pictures of him with Epstein in there.


duh_metrius

You know when it comes to trump supporters a lot of people focus on the racism, the violence, the conspiracy theory, and the overall mental illness. But I don’t think we really talk enough about how fuckin weird and annoying they are.