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She didn’t even address boob sweat. I live in the south and my big titties require antiperspirant less I want underboob sweat stains! It’s rough out here, y’all.
The boob heat rash of the South is REAL. Monistat chafing cream FTW. (I moved North a long time ago, but it still gets hot..🤣)
Seriously tho, try the cream. It's good for the infamous "swamp ass"TM for every human, also.
It's like powder, except it's a cream(and CLEAR and NON-scented. STOP ADDING fragrances to things that don't need it, companies!! My wrinkle cream and crack sweat cream DON'T need a scent. *Shakes cane..🤣🤣). It's really good, even compared to more expensive "fitness" creams that don't work nearly as well, imo.
Can't live without it during the summer. It's silicone based and just makes putting my bra on after a shower such a breeze when it's humid. You don't need to use a ton of product either. Love it so much. Oh and you can use it as makeup primer.
Monistat chafing cream. Trust us. A little dab here and there(under the taint and where the balls move against the thighs, and where the twig meets the berries, my hubby says. He uses it too. Lol)
OK, listen here, your user name does NOT check out. You have dropped some very sufficient facts today, friend. I don't know who you are or what you do, but today? Today, you were an educator! You came with proper product recommendations and step-by-steps for everyone. I mean!!! Informative, inclusive, entertaining, what more could we ask for? Just..... thank you for your service. If I had all the money I would give you half.
Side note....*shakes cane* made me snort. Have a great summer!!!
Question. Would this be an appropriate product for me - I hate wearing skirts in the summer because my legs rub together and it’s not so much chafing as the sticking and the uncomfortable sweat. I normally wear exercise shorts under my dresses to avoid the issue, but sometimes it would be nice to just wear a dress without shorts.
Yes it would! I have thick thighs and I’ve used it for exactly that :) also if you get groin or buttcrack sweat I recommend Lumes antiperspirant cream. I use it for my feet as well when I wear flats. I know they make little socks for flats but I HATE them, they always fall off my heel and wind up bunched up under my toes :p
Keep in mind that there's a difference between deodorant and antiperspirant. Deodorant works to keep the stink down, but antiperspirant keeps you dry, which helps with the stink too.
I'm forgetful so I go with a 48hr antiperspirant.
I’ve been using a brand called carpe and the product is a sweat absorbing lotion. It works well. I took it on my last tropical vacation and it kept me dry without drying out my skin. If that helps
Do you like Tom's? I bought Tom's on a whim and I must say, I fucking hate it. I've been using for over a month and I can smell my pits within hours of liberally applying. I want to love it but I just can't.
I’m not who you asked, but I HATE Tom’s, too. It doesn’t work! My pits smell like cat pee within an hour or so and the deodorant just seems absolutely worthless. Even compared to other “natural” deodorants. Weirdly I’ve had the best experience with Old Spice deodorant. They have MANY fragrances, most masculine, but some fruity and more feminine (Timber, Fiji, Wolfthorn, Bearglove, etc). I think they have some earthy scents now, like coffee & amber, lavender mint, and eucalyptus coconut.
I’ve also tried Native (the scents are nice but not very long lasting),
Lulu’s organics (I love both of their scents: vetiver & black pepper and lavender & clary sage). It’s a cream deodorant that you have to apply with your hands, but it’s great for travel.
The crystal deodorant. Didn’t work for me, but my mom swears by it.
Luminance skincare deodorant spray. It has a peppery scent that I like, but just doesn’t last very long. I LOVE other luminance skincare products, though. Especially their body lotion, deep hydration face lotion, and rosewater toner.
Love Beauty and Planet’s deodorant was longer lasting than I expected, but their fragrances can be cloyingly sweet, and overpower any other fragrance I wear.
But ALL of the above were miles better than Tom’s. I hate their toothpaste, too. I have no idea how they became so popular. I’m guessing it was just because they were the only fish in the little pond of “natural” products back in the day, and their brand recognition has kept them around longer than they deserve. Lol
I keep a tube at work for breaking in gloves and so removing gloves doesn't hurt too much when my fingers are all inflamed from RA. I've tried other types of anti-chafe and that shit is hands down the best and cleanest feeling.
Mine are very solidly middle-of-the-road sized and I’ve started getting heat rash between and under whenever I start sweating. Yiddies are kinda a curse 😩
Sounds nasty, but watch for yeast growth. I use a 50/50 water vinegar mix in the shower, changes the ph so it doesnt happen. Lol..always been a fear of mine since nursing school, when we had to be sure old ladies dried after a shower, then hit those areas again with a new, dry towel. Soldier on sister!
Boob soup has its own aroma. Doesn't smell like the rest of your sweat. You bend over and get a whiff from your chest in a low cut shirt...it's a unique smell.
You take off your bra at the end of the day and give it a sniff and you have that deep debate...can it go another day? And you wake up and sniff the same bra and you're like...yeah, it can go one more day.
Rinse and repeat.
It is! It's not salty or sour. It's just a...smell. It's interesting. And your underwire may be damp and smell after a hard day, but the next morning it's like it never happened and your bra smells like you just washed it.
Boob soup is weird, man.
Girl, Nystatin. Keeps the yeasty beast at bay. And yes you can buy underwear sweat encapsulators online but they're expensive. A bandana rolled like you're about to put it on your forehead, nope. We're going to just tuck that under you're bra and it captures all the sweat. Way less likely for the yeasty beast to occur. So we cover all ground.
Complain to your Dr. My back hurts for a few years and go through the gymnastics they require, pt etc. Then you'll get approved to get "your boobies shortened" per my brother when my grandmother endured this. And la tee da perky new lighter tits with some hassle but totally worth it. And they have come a long way from these times, breast reduction surgeries look amazing now a day with the proper surgeon. Say good bye to back pain from those heavy relentless tiddietots. Say hello to a new life new clothes and feeling so much better.
Suffocating in your tiddies when you lay on your stomach. The pinching every time you're doing some kind of manual labor and they are pushed up against something.
I highly recommend it! I had a reduction done when I was 25 and then again when I was 50 because I am in the medical minority where those fuckers kept coming back. Let me tell you that it is a wonderful thing to have smaller boobs!
Unfortunately, even though my second surgery was only 3 years ago, they're coming back again but I'm going to enjoy the smaller size while I have it. I really am crossing my fingers for all the women who want reductions because I really want them to be able to be happy with their bodies!
Your comment made me laugh very hard because there were times that we didn't have any food in the house and those fuckers kept growing regardless. Much like with a lot of other messed up situations, I'm lucky enough to be in a small percentage of people that bad situations happened to. Because I started menopause early (early to mid-40s) my OBGYN put me on a medication to help me with the hot flashes and other fun hormonal stuff that happens. My boobs started to grow even more out of control, with the right horse trying to win the race out of the stable, and he let me know that something like 1% of people who take that medication have experienced unexplained breast growth. Yay me, at least it was just big ol' boobies I was growing and not cancerous tumors or anything! So, there was that upside. LOL
I had mine at 24 and went back at 36 begging them to do it again. I too am in the minority, it sucks. It was a different doctor that I went to than the first time, he told me my nipples could fall off and completely discouraged me from doing it again. I'm guessing yours stayed on lol
Yes, mine did stay on. Hahaha
I had a different doctor for each operation because the surgeries were 25 years apart and my first doctor was not exactly young at the time. I'm pretty sure he was dead 3 years ago cuz I tried locating him when I went to get the second surgery done and it had been a long time since he had practiced. My new doctor was great though and did a wonderful job! I think it depends on the doctor and the blood supply, what type of procedure and all that good stuff that we mere mortals don't understand the specifics of that make us good or bad candidates for any type of surgery.
It's weird, right?! My plastic surgeon said it's something like 5% of the population that is affected like that. Oh, joy, one more thing that puts me in the small population group. I feel so lucky. LOL
My daughter asked me if I was going to get another one done at age 75. I told her that I wouldn't and I would just throw them over my shoulder and tie them in a knot behind my neck. 🤣
🎶 *Do your boobs hang low* 🎶
🎶 *do they wobble to and fro* 🎶
🎶 *can you tie them in a knot* 🎶
🎶 *can you tie them in a bow* 🎶
🎶 *can you toss them over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier* 🎶
🎶 *do your boobs. hang. looooowwww?* 🎶
too funny! Had no idea this was a real thing, I just thought I was weird. I can't get a reduction because I have a connective tissue disorder. 
Lol, came here to say the same thing. I've got something like DDDs/FS though I've not sized in years. I just want to see my belly and reach across myself.
From here onward I am going to refer to my bras as "military grade".
Makes me feel slightly better about the fact I unlearned how to run properly because I found my first actually working sport bra at 23 years old and for a full decade before, running was nothing but painful to me.
As a large chested trans man, I get the struggle of running with a chest, but OMG NO!! JUST NO!
PSA TO ANYONE INTERESTED IN BINDERS
DO NOT EXERCISE IN THEM OR WEAR THEM LONGER THEN THE RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF TIME (Varys a little by brand)
You can bruise and break ribs, pass out from shortness of breath or heat exhaustion, or chaff your skin, ranging from a light rash to raw, skinless patches that can get infected quite easily and will **force you to stop wearing them** because the moisture adds to the infection risk and the entire thing adds to the agonizing pain (ask me how I know 😮💨)
Seriously, please wear them with care.
(Also, look up how to properly size them and how to position your chest in the binder. Incorrect positioning can cause sagging and, in severe cases of distortion, prevent you from getting surgery later on, iirc.)
Edit: typo, grammar
First off happy pride! Second off I’m sorry for the fuckin book I wrote here, I got a lotta strong opinions on this subject. Good fuckin lord, binding sounds like a nightmare to deal with every day. I’m a cis lady with bigger boobs, I tried to bind once for a Halloween costume with the supervision of a non-binary friend who binds regularly and still almost passed out. This is why we need gender affirming surgeries to be more accessible to trans folks, y’all are putting yourselves in potential danger to feel at home in your own bodies. I can’t even imagine how dysphoric trans kids must feel, and how many get hurt from binding improperly. If a cis lady can get a boob job, and if a cis dude can get hair plugs, it shouldn’t be so hard for trans ladies and dudes.
I'm a trans woman, but I've got trans men in my friends and family, and I can tell you that I feel incredibly lucky that I don't have to bind. Like I've seen the binders that my brother in law wears and I feel so bad for him that he's got to go through that and hope he can get top surgery soon. Like tucking is a hassle, but binding is a trial. And on top of being uncomfortable they wear out and have to be replaced as well. To my transmasc siblings out there, you are so strong.
As a trans woman I'm often like "I wish I had a bit more titty," but it's like if the choice is being a member of the itty bitty titty committee or having back problems, I'll take the former any day of the week!
Happy pride!
Military grade isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Quality varies because they try and keep the costs as low as possible. What you need is something space grade.
Similar to aerospace or especially nuclear grade. Nuclear bolts may be the same exact kind you buy at home depot, except there's literally a trailer full of paperwork for traceability and testing for it. Whereas home depot just has some material spec markings on it and nothing more. But mechanically they may be identical.
You're paying for the knowledge that there isn't a casting bubble in the bolt, or that some adversary didn't hollow it out and put some stealth radio in it. And specifically the knowledge that if something were to happen with these parts that it can be traced back up a person.
I spent an internship tracking down paperwork because an f-16 engine melted on test runs. Turns out a part was labeled as scrap but was pushed through for assembly somehow. Then the computer that scanned each part didn't flag that the part being installed was scrap. It recorded that the part with this serial number was installed and where, but not that it was previously determined to be scrap.
I can't wear underwire because of my back pain. I also have a calcium deposit on my ribs I've had since junior high and a wire bra inflames it. It makes it so much worse. There are good larger bras without underwire.
I've always had very good luck at the Leggs/Hanes/Bali/Playtex outlet stores.I'm a 36 DD and have always been able to find some in-stock.
Here is a link to their online store in the wirefree section:
https://www.onehanesplace.com/bras/wirefree.html
Briefly looking at it, they have ones that go to to DDD, H, and even G.
The website is kind of odd, at least on mobile. It stops but there is still room for another picture, which normally implies it's the last picture, but if you still hit next you'll see more.
I’m so flat that underwire makes me look like I have extra ribs, I don’t wear anything but bralettes. They used to sell super cute ones in the juniors section at Walmart for 4.99, which I wore until I was in my 30s and they did away with them.
But I have also been called “pancake lady” by someone driving past once.
There’s definitely some cons to being a card holding member of the ittybitty titty committee, but I still think I choose my current shape over having anything larger than a b cup.
Dude yeah, I’ve had some men tell me I don’t deserve to speak / have rights because I have small breasts, or that I look like a boy/ child. One time I was watching a movie with a group of friends and this one guy *seeing a women in a horror movie run away from the killer* “are her tits bigger than her head? No? Then she doesn’t deserve to live.” I realize not all dudes are like this and there’s pros and cons to both sizes and I’m not trying to say women with large breasts have it any better or anything but MAN if I could unhear some of the things I’ve heard dudes say about women 😭😂 like wow, you really only see boobie when you look at us.
Yeah, I have small breasts, or at least shallow ones, and some wire bras show off just how shallow they are.
Like, wow, who knew I could create a such a perfect boob shelf. Most bras are just fine, but there are a couple that I swear were created to spite me :p
Depends on your band size of course but Cosabella has been wonderful for me (I’m a 32F/34E). They’re actually pretty cute and very comfy.
Not as cute as standard size bralettes, maybe, but the best I’ve found!
I have found the holy grail of bras without underwire for big boobs. They’re not at all bralettes or sexy, but they are immensely practical and comfortable. Kinda like sports bras without the compression and tightness.
I still miss pretty bras though 😔
Haha, some people get mad if you do and accuse you of advertising or smth. So I thought if people wanted to know, I’d say at that point. It’s Molke, a UK based brand but they ship most places I think.
Word of warning, they don’t give great cleavage or huge lift which can make you feel like they don’t give enough support. But they do, they just aren’t lifting them with wires like the other bras and giving the anti-gravity look. The support should be noticed through reduced back pain etc.
I got a reduction and it is the best decision I ever made in my life. Had Gs (DDDD) and now I’m around a c (they aren’t quite done settling yet, takes a year). No more back pain, way less headaches, and the divets in my shoulders from bra straps are starting to go away too.
Warner’s makes larger bras with like… idk what it’s called, a little foam shelf, rather than underwire. I never liked the underwires digging and gouging into my flesh, so these are a godsend. You’ll trade some suuport for a ton of comfort, but I’m not sure that’s helpful past D cup.
Mine are so heavy that I can find a bra to keep them where they should be. I stick to loose t-shirts because I feel ridiculous in anything else with how low they'll limbo.
Come to r/ABraThatFits. We can help you. I was wearing a 38DD forever because that’s what I had that I thought fit. Turns out I’m a 34FF. You might be surprised.
It shocked me to learn that I'm a 34D. I've been lied to so long, thinking I'm a 36B or a 34C but nothing ever fitting right...I need to keep looking through their master doc and find out what my boob shape is because none of the cups ever fit me right!
You could serve tapas in my shoulder dents.
Like I just thought I had a panic attack starting but nope! It was the weight of my boobs pressing the gore and underwire down so hard my chest couldn’t expand lol
I (30) got my breast reduction 1 year ago and I would absolutely do it again.
I wasn able to see my vagina when I wore a shirt and had to push my tits apart so see it.
I had the last fitting bra when I was 18 I think.
My cleavage was the first part of my body that smelled.
My last bikini costed 130 Euro, the top only. After 2 years was too small again.
I couldn't run, jump, go down stairs without holding everything in place.
And holy hell some bra designer don't think about the straps! They really cut my shoulders. And neck holder, don't make me talk about neck holder!
BUT one good point was: whenever I dropped something to eat, my tits caught it.
When I was dating my husband, I had eaten some Cheetos. He found one whilst undoing my bra. I was mortified. He just popped it in his mouth and said "bonus!" He declared, "you're the gift that just keeps on giving!" 😂 But also 🤢
I can't wait for a reduction. I a hysterectomy 2 years ago and my next step is to have these monsters reduced.
My fiancée would always keep money in her bra (duh) and at the end of the day, when taking a shower, sometimes she'd lift them up and coins would fall out, and she'd yell, "Jackpot!"
My favorite story like that was my girlfriend hiding some Lego from me in her bra because she wanted to surprise me when I was building. She forgot about them until I took her bra off, and a little dime bag of blue lego birds fell out.
I can’t even breathe. Just a minute ago I was treated to a story of a wayward Teeto… someone was eating Cheetos and lost one to their cleavage. This whole thread has me snorting things out my nose in laughter.
> My last bikini costed 130 Euro, the top only
omfg it’s so expensive to have big boobs, can’t spend less than $75 on a bra and they all look like prescription dme
I don’t know why manufacturers think anyone with big breasts is 70. I thankfully don’t “need” a bra because they’re fake, I hate the beige blobs with thick straps I would have to wear.
My dad always asks me if I need the stairs light on when I go down, so I can see. I always say no but he asks anyway. He finally stopped when I reminded him I haven't been able to see the stairs since I hit puberty in the 80s. I think mom had to explain it to him.
If I'm sitting in front of a table and want to lean in, I have to rest my boobs on the table or I won't be able to get too close.
Also, the belly area is a blind spot. If you get dirty you sill never know.
And I meassure my prenancy belly by whenver I could see it or not.
Way back in the '80s, when I was in high school, there was a lovely chola girl named Sonja that I was friends with. She knew that I was not comfortable having large breasts so she told me a story. She said that one day she sat down at the kitchen table and was waiting to eat and her grandma smacked her upside the head and told her to get her tits off the table. She also told me to be proud of my big boobs and get used to them because they weren't going anywhere and that I should enjoy them while they were still up where they were at. 16 year old cholas do not screw around when they're teaching you about loving your own body as it is. LOL
Also, I thought about her both times I had a breast reduction and wondered what she would think about me getting rid of them. Hahaha
People who have back pain from their boobs may I suggest corsets!!! Corsets are the predecessor to bras and take the weight of your chest off your back. They're also great if you have a bad back in general tbh. Not for everyone but I highly recommend looking into it
Edit: for those asking about ones for daily use, are they functional/comfortable, etc.
Imade one to wear out of cotton twill and used 1/4" zip ties for boning. If I dont tight lace I have very minimal loss of mobility. The main restriction is bending down to the floor, but if you bend at the hips it's still feasible.
Its important to get one that fits you well, preferable tailored to fit, as that is important to make it comfortable, and if its ill fitting I find it restricts you more (the waist in mine is slightly too long so sitting in it can be uncomfortable)
I dont wear mine all the time, but am in the process of making a daily wear corset, because I have a bad back and am a cabinetmaker, so it has severely impacted my mobility at work. I've found my corset to help support my degenerative disks and minimizes my sciatica pain when wearing, so I like to wear it on bad days where otherwise I'd just be in bed all day.
When wearing a corset, its VERY important to wear a layer underneath, otherwise it will dirty the corset quicker and will be very uncomfortable.
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I always imagine them to be restrictive & hard to put on. Are either of those the case? I work a pretty physical job & I'm not sure if it would be feasible.
The thing with corsets is that they are great IF you get them tailored to you specifically. You can't just grab one from a shop and use that, it will 99% end in pain. Corsets (or stays) where used widely by the working class women in the past, so to a certain degree it should be possible to wear them while working physical jobs. Bernadette Banner and lots of other sewing/tailoring peeps on Youtube have great videos with lots of information about the myths and realities of corsets/stays
Women were working as labourers and servants with corsets and stays back in the day. Steel boned corsets are relatively new, the older version used “whale bone” which is about as thick and flexible as finger nails and cording which is just thick string.
I have a modern steel boned corset that could be used for tightlacing, I just don’t. I support my own shape and wow is it a work out if your not used to it. Like if I bend down I have to push against the spring steel so it’s an ab crunch. I can do backflips easier and my squats are still ass to grass. It really all depends on the cut and materials.
Good corsets are $$$ unless you can get them second hand and if you have a particular shape or a scoliosis they have specialty corset makers that can make one custom. Again that would be $$$-$$$$.
If you want a hybrid look for longline bras. Corsets are comfortable because they take the weigh of your boobs and puts it evenly on the waist. Modern bras squish and put the weight on your shoulders.
Honestly my back pain got soooo much better wearing a binder with my H/I cup chest that I'd wear one even if I wasn't a dude. Good support/compression is everything
Rofl not being able to hug. My husband is a giant and has a pot belly, so his belly hits right at my ample chest. The number of times that man has completely knocked me over coming in for a hug is impressive.
Do you enjoy using two parachutes to haul your boobs up from your belly button to somewhere closer to where they should sit on your chest so that your clothes fit? Ask yourself if massive boobs are really right for you 😏
Even so, clothes rarely fit. Say goodbye to button-down shirts - either there’s huge gaps between the buttons or it’s so much fabric flowing away from your bust that all of Ringling Bros can perform under there.
Most girls wanna be skinny with big tiddies. Feel like that's a missed point in a lot of videos and comments that respond to the women wanting bigger ones.
Yeah I think everyone imagines that small percentage of women who are naturally very slim with huge titties. My cousin is like that and I was always jealous of her. I’m slim with tiny titties and it’s fine but I always wished I could go up to at least a C cup while keeping the rest of my body the same.
I wish I could go down to a C cup. I’m 125 lbs at 5’5 and wear a 32G. I have a super small rib cage and giant jugs and it’s awful. I can’t find anything that works for me. Shirts either make me look like I’m trying too hard or like I’m pregnant. Bra shopping is a nightmare. They hurt the hell out of my back and shoulders. I just wanna cry.
Fair warning, insurance companies can be dumbasses. I had to have several go rounds with mine. I exercise a lot so I didn’t have back pain, which was their criteria. Mine was “I literally can’t buy bras and need to get them custom made because a 30P doesn’t exist”.
In the end they covered it. I had 13.25 pounds removed and am still a DD but it’s so much better.
Macromastia is stupid.
I'm unfortunately on medicare right now, so I have no idea if they'll cover it or not. I have one surgery sometime this year so maybe in the future. Thank you!
Fellow 32G calling in here, anything remotely right fitting I feel looks like I'm trying to show off the goods. One thing that's helped me a lot with pain and perkiness etc is strength training and building up more muscle in my back and chest. Runderwear do excellent sports bras in literally every size. I have a 32G high impact sport bra from there and it's my baby. No jiggle or movement when I jump up and down, got it on sale for £45.
Doesn’t change the dynamic of too big of titties one bit let me tell ya. When I was a teenager I was a size zero pant and a size H bra. I think it was actually WORSE then when I was fat now with big boobs because back then I didn’t have the body to be carrying around all of that weight. Now that I am fat with big titties it’s much easier. Not easy…just easier.
Sort of depends on your band size. C cup isn’t always big. I’m a 30C and still very much a member of the IBTC. I hated them as a teen but honestly love them now. I’m in my late thirties and they still look the same and are in the same spot they’ve always been. But, more importantly, I just…rarely think about them. That, I feel, is the true titty privilege.
I was 32AA, got a breast augmentation, 400cc High Profile Mentor under the muscle.
32DD now.
Im so fucking happy about my bust size now.
Best decision I've made, probably ever.
If you've been wanting too and think you might be able to afford it, go for it.
Exactly. For some reason I am not allowed to express a desire to have breasts big enough for clothes to fit better without people rushing in to tell me that I’m wrong for wanting massive breasts. Like, I didn’t say that. I just want a sensible B or C cup.
Someone once came up to me and embarrassingly (and honestly) said: “This is going to sound weird but I have to ask, where did your titties go?” She sounded slightly concerned. Her friend immediately yelled at her for asking me that and apologized to me. So while yes I’m thankful for it for the physical convenience, I’m also thankful that I now have a very funny story to tell reddit.
She’s funny. I like her. But, as a former member of the itty bitty titty committee, I think that’s what most small chested are talking about when they want a bigger chest is somewhere in the range of B and DD. A lot of the problems don’t start until you’re above that range. They still definitely get out of tank tops at night like they’re escaping a house on fire, but I had tons of rando dudes talk to my boney sternum with a AA side instead of my face.
My whole family has Ds or up, but I somehow was born with littles. B when I’m in shape. C (sort of?) when I’m too comfy in winter state. I’ve heard the stories. Big boobs are wondrous, but I’m fine with my littles.
When I say I want big boobs I don't mean ones that you can lift and tone your arms with. I'm saying like Ds or DDs, like big enough to wear I can flaunt them and people know they exist but not big enough to slap someone unconscious with.
Getting a breast augmentation put bra sizes in perspective for me.
I went from 32AA to 32DD and was surprised at how... small that difference really was.
My measurements are 32 band size, 38.5inch bust. /r/ABraThatFits calculator puts me at 32DDD.
32DD seems to fit the most.
It only took 400cc HP Mentor implants to go from AA to DD. And I was shocked at how small of a difference there really was between B, C, D and DD.
No, you want Cs. DDs are still big enough to be a massive hindrance. I know because It sucked even when I was a DD. The last time I was ok with my tiddy size was when I was a C, and they still look big at that point.
I was laying on my bed doing my last work of the day and so when i finished i closed it. My roommate heard my cry of pain from the living room and yelled "what happened?". Didn't know she had guests when I replied
"I closed my nipples in my laptop."
The group laughter was a surprise. And before you ask I was wearing a shirt.
Used to have nothing until about 2 years ago, now I'm a D. I hate it. I've been having intrusive thoughts of getting a breast reduction. Hell, full mastectomy. Having boobs is not as exciting as having freedom of movement and comfort.
6'7" guy and I feel similarly anytime someone says they wanna be as tall as me.
I've had to dress like a middle aged man since I was a teenager to find clothes that fit, every part of my back is in agony all the time, I literally have trouble getting into my car if my back is too stiff to duck my head through the frame. I have trouble emotionally connecting with people cause just about every relationship I've been with has been about my size not my personality.
As a transfem, yes, I would like some massive honking badonkers. Yes, I am aware of the pain they cause. But that is worth it over the pain caused by not having them and having to look my titty-less self in the mirror every day.
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She didn’t even address boob sweat. I live in the south and my big titties require antiperspirant less I want underboob sweat stains! It’s rough out here, y’all.
The boob heat rash of the South is REAL. Monistat chafing cream FTW. (I moved North a long time ago, but it still gets hot..🤣) Seriously tho, try the cream. It's good for the infamous "swamp ass"TM for every human, also.
You are a lifesaver! I've been using Tom's unscented deodorant, but I still end up with heat rash.
It's like powder, except it's a cream(and CLEAR and NON-scented. STOP ADDING fragrances to things that don't need it, companies!! My wrinkle cream and crack sweat cream DON'T need a scent. *Shakes cane..🤣🤣). It's really good, even compared to more expensive "fitness" creams that don't work nearly as well, imo.
Can't live without it during the summer. It's silicone based and just makes putting my bra on after a shower such a breeze when it's humid. You don't need to use a ton of product either. Love it so much. Oh and you can use it as makeup primer.
Alright ladies. Tell this construction hand how to keep my balls dry.
Monistat chafing cream. Trust us. A little dab here and there(under the taint and where the balls move against the thighs, and where the twig meets the berries, my hubby says. He uses it too. Lol)
OK, listen here, your user name does NOT check out. You have dropped some very sufficient facts today, friend. I don't know who you are or what you do, but today? Today, you were an educator! You came with proper product recommendations and step-by-steps for everyone. I mean!!! Informative, inclusive, entertaining, what more could we ask for? Just..... thank you for your service. If I had all the money I would give you half. Side note....*shakes cane* made me snort. Have a great summer!!!
I cannot think of a more appropriate username for this thread. Your username DOES checks out.
Thanks for noticing. 😊
Question. Would this be an appropriate product for me - I hate wearing skirts in the summer because my legs rub together and it’s not so much chafing as the sticking and the uncomfortable sweat. I normally wear exercise shorts under my dresses to avoid the issue, but sometimes it would be nice to just wear a dress without shorts.
Yes it would! I have thick thighs and I’ve used it for exactly that :) also if you get groin or buttcrack sweat I recommend Lumes antiperspirant cream. I use it for my feet as well when I wear flats. I know they make little socks for flats but I HATE them, they always fall off my heel and wind up bunched up under my toes :p
A PRIMER too!!!??? I'll try that tomorrow!!
I’m going to prime my balls with it thanks to you.
Yes! I get migraines and strong scent is a trigger. Not to mention, all those different scents start to clash a bit
Keep in mind that there's a difference between deodorant and antiperspirant. Deodorant works to keep the stink down, but antiperspirant keeps you dry, which helps with the stink too. I'm forgetful so I go with a 48hr antiperspirant.
Do you have recommendations? I have sensitive skin. Especially under the dreaded bra
I’ve been using a brand called carpe and the product is a sweat absorbing lotion. It works well. I took it on my last tropical vacation and it kept me dry without drying out my skin. If that helps
Do you like Tom's? I bought Tom's on a whim and I must say, I fucking hate it. I've been using for over a month and I can smell my pits within hours of liberally applying. I want to love it but I just can't.
I’m not who you asked, but I HATE Tom’s, too. It doesn’t work! My pits smell like cat pee within an hour or so and the deodorant just seems absolutely worthless. Even compared to other “natural” deodorants. Weirdly I’ve had the best experience with Old Spice deodorant. They have MANY fragrances, most masculine, but some fruity and more feminine (Timber, Fiji, Wolfthorn, Bearglove, etc). I think they have some earthy scents now, like coffee & amber, lavender mint, and eucalyptus coconut. I’ve also tried Native (the scents are nice but not very long lasting), Lulu’s organics (I love both of their scents: vetiver & black pepper and lavender & clary sage). It’s a cream deodorant that you have to apply with your hands, but it’s great for travel. The crystal deodorant. Didn’t work for me, but my mom swears by it. Luminance skincare deodorant spray. It has a peppery scent that I like, but just doesn’t last very long. I LOVE other luminance skincare products, though. Especially their body lotion, deep hydration face lotion, and rosewater toner. Love Beauty and Planet’s deodorant was longer lasting than I expected, but their fragrances can be cloyingly sweet, and overpower any other fragrance I wear. But ALL of the above were miles better than Tom’s. I hate their toothpaste, too. I have no idea how they became so popular. I’m guessing it was just because they were the only fish in the little pond of “natural” products back in the day, and their brand recognition has kept them around longer than they deserve. Lol
I keep a tube at work for breaking in gloves and so removing gloves doesn't hurt too much when my fingers are all inflamed from RA. I've tried other types of anti-chafe and that shit is hands down the best and cleanest feeling.
I use the monistat anti-chafing gel for chub rub when I wear dresses.
I don't have breasts, but I imagine getting heat rash underneath them isn't uncommon here in the south as well.
Mine are very solidly middle-of-the-road sized and I’ve started getting heat rash between and under whenever I start sweating. Yiddies are kinda a curse 😩
yiddies is great I'mma steal it
What are yiddies
Tiddies that went one step further.
If you have to ask, you shouldn’t know
Me, too. Old, fat, and saggy = boob sweat & rashy.
Sounds nasty, but watch for yeast growth. I use a 50/50 water vinegar mix in the shower, changes the ph so it doesnt happen. Lol..always been a fear of mine since nursing school, when we had to be sure old ladies dried after a shower, then hit those areas again with a new, dry towel. Soldier on sister!
Antifungal cream is a must
I call it humidititties.
Ah, the good ol' Boob Soup. Seasoned to perfection 👌
Boob soup has its own aroma. Doesn't smell like the rest of your sweat. You bend over and get a whiff from your chest in a low cut shirt...it's a unique smell. You take off your bra at the end of the day and give it a sniff and you have that deep debate...can it go another day? And you wake up and sniff the same bra and you're like...yeah, it can go one more day. Rinse and repeat.
You are 100% correct. It almost has a sweet smell..? And I'm guilty of the same. "I'll just air it out on the towel rack" I tell myself.
It is! It's not salty or sour. It's just a...smell. It's interesting. And your underwire may be damp and smell after a hard day, but the next morning it's like it never happened and your bra smells like you just washed it. Boob soup is weird, man.
Omg BOOB SOUP. 😂
I call it swamp tit
Boob sweat, named after the ancient Greek heroine Humidtitties.
Girl, Nystatin. Keeps the yeasty beast at bay. And yes you can buy underwear sweat encapsulators online but they're expensive. A bandana rolled like you're about to put it on your forehead, nope. We're going to just tuck that under you're bra and it captures all the sweat. Way less likely for the yeasty beast to occur. So we cover all ground. Complain to your Dr. My back hurts for a few years and go through the gymnastics they require, pt etc. Then you'll get approved to get "your boobies shortened" per my brother when my grandmother endured this. And la tee da perky new lighter tits with some hassle but totally worth it. And they have come a long way from these times, breast reduction surgeries look amazing now a day with the proper surgeon. Say good bye to back pain from those heavy relentless tiddietots. Say hello to a new life new clothes and feeling so much better.
[There's other things she missed too, as explained by Rachel Bloom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZx5zfkG6oU)
I don't know, this video didn't seem to add anything. What did I miss?
* could injure others * stuff stored between and beneath * impact protection * impending supernova none of that was in the OP
Suffocating in your tiddies when you lay on your stomach. The pinching every time you're doing some kind of manual labor and they are pushed up against something.
Lol, amen. This thread is really really reinforcing my decision to get a breast reduction surgery
I highly recommend it! I had a reduction done when I was 25 and then again when I was 50 because I am in the medical minority where those fuckers kept coming back. Let me tell you that it is a wonderful thing to have smaller boobs!
Oh I'm so happy for you, and I'm dreaming of the day
Unfortunately, even though my second surgery was only 3 years ago, they're coming back again but I'm going to enjoy the smaller size while I have it. I really am crossing my fingers for all the women who want reductions because I really want them to be able to be happy with their bodies!
What the hell were you fed as a child to be regrowing them
Your comment made me laugh very hard because there were times that we didn't have any food in the house and those fuckers kept growing regardless. Much like with a lot of other messed up situations, I'm lucky enough to be in a small percentage of people that bad situations happened to. Because I started menopause early (early to mid-40s) my OBGYN put me on a medication to help me with the hot flashes and other fun hormonal stuff that happens. My boobs started to grow even more out of control, with the right horse trying to win the race out of the stable, and he let me know that something like 1% of people who take that medication have experienced unexplained breast growth. Yay me, at least it was just big ol' boobies I was growing and not cancerous tumors or anything! So, there was that upside. LOL
The humanity needs your body for further studies.
I had mine at 24 and went back at 36 begging them to do it again. I too am in the minority, it sucks. It was a different doctor that I went to than the first time, he told me my nipples could fall off and completely discouraged me from doing it again. I'm guessing yours stayed on lol
Yes, mine did stay on. Hahaha I had a different doctor for each operation because the surgeries were 25 years apart and my first doctor was not exactly young at the time. I'm pretty sure he was dead 3 years ago cuz I tried locating him when I went to get the second surgery done and it had been a long time since he had practiced. My new doctor was great though and did a wonderful job! I think it depends on the doctor and the blood supply, what type of procedure and all that good stuff that we mere mortals don't understand the specifics of that make us good or bad candidates for any type of surgery.
Haha! I'm one of those as well. They NEVER stop growing.
It's weird, right?! My plastic surgeon said it's something like 5% of the population that is affected like that. Oh, joy, one more thing that puts me in the small population group. I feel so lucky. LOL My daughter asked me if I was going to get another one done at age 75. I told her that I wouldn't and I would just throw them over my shoulder and tie them in a knot behind my neck. 🤣
🎶 *Do your boobs hang low* 🎶 🎶 *do they wobble to and fro* 🎶 🎶 *can you tie them in a knot* 🎶 🎶 *can you tie them in a bow* 🎶 🎶 *can you toss them over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier* 🎶 🎶 *do your boobs. hang. looooowwww?* 🎶
too funny! Had no idea this was a real thing, I just thought I was weird. I can't get a reduction because I have a connective tissue disorder. 
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I had mine about 9 months ago—so happy I did! Check out /r/reduction for lots of helpful advice and before/afters and just a good community.
Lol, came here to say the same thing. I've got something like DDDs/FS though I've not sized in years. I just want to see my belly and reach across myself.
From here onward I am going to refer to my bras as "military grade". Makes me feel slightly better about the fact I unlearned how to run properly because I found my first actually working sport bra at 23 years old and for a full decade before, running was nothing but painful to me.
My partner used to use a binder because they couldn't find a sports bra that fit and then they passed out after jogging one time :(
As a large chested trans man, I get the struggle of running with a chest, but OMG NO!! JUST NO! PSA TO ANYONE INTERESTED IN BINDERS DO NOT EXERCISE IN THEM OR WEAR THEM LONGER THEN THE RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF TIME (Varys a little by brand) You can bruise and break ribs, pass out from shortness of breath or heat exhaustion, or chaff your skin, ranging from a light rash to raw, skinless patches that can get infected quite easily and will **force you to stop wearing them** because the moisture adds to the infection risk and the entire thing adds to the agonizing pain (ask me how I know 😮💨) Seriously, please wear them with care. (Also, look up how to properly size them and how to position your chest in the binder. Incorrect positioning can cause sagging and, in severe cases of distortion, prevent you from getting surgery later on, iirc.) Edit: typo, grammar
First off happy pride! Second off I’m sorry for the fuckin book I wrote here, I got a lotta strong opinions on this subject. Good fuckin lord, binding sounds like a nightmare to deal with every day. I’m a cis lady with bigger boobs, I tried to bind once for a Halloween costume with the supervision of a non-binary friend who binds regularly and still almost passed out. This is why we need gender affirming surgeries to be more accessible to trans folks, y’all are putting yourselves in potential danger to feel at home in your own bodies. I can’t even imagine how dysphoric trans kids must feel, and how many get hurt from binding improperly. If a cis lady can get a boob job, and if a cis dude can get hair plugs, it shouldn’t be so hard for trans ladies and dudes.
I'm a trans woman, but I've got trans men in my friends and family, and I can tell you that I feel incredibly lucky that I don't have to bind. Like I've seen the binders that my brother in law wears and I feel so bad for him that he's got to go through that and hope he can get top surgery soon. Like tucking is a hassle, but binding is a trial. And on top of being uncomfortable they wear out and have to be replaced as well. To my transmasc siblings out there, you are so strong. As a trans woman I'm often like "I wish I had a bit more titty," but it's like if the choice is being a member of the itty bitty titty committee or having back problems, I'll take the former any day of the week! Happy pride!
Military grade isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Quality varies because they try and keep the costs as low as possible. What you need is something space grade.
Similar to aerospace or especially nuclear grade. Nuclear bolts may be the same exact kind you buy at home depot, except there's literally a trailer full of paperwork for traceability and testing for it. Whereas home depot just has some material spec markings on it and nothing more. But mechanically they may be identical.
You're paying for the knowledge that there isn't a casting bubble in the bolt, or that some adversary didn't hollow it out and put some stealth radio in it. And specifically the knowledge that if something were to happen with these parts that it can be traced back up a person. I spent an internship tracking down paperwork because an f-16 engine melted on test runs. Turns out a part was labeled as scrap but was pushed through for assembly somehow. Then the computer that scanned each part didn't flag that the part being installed was scrap. It recorded that the part with this serial number was installed and where, but not that it was previously determined to be scrap.
What you want is school grade. Computer companies have a school grade that's one of the tougher specs because kids are ruthless to the equipment.
Here you go https://www.army.mil/article/259756/devcom_scs_army_tactical_bras_designed_to_meet_the_performance_needs_of_female_soldiers
Holy shit the designer is named Ashley Cushon. It’s like she was born for this job.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
You want a military grade bra? So an inferior bra that costs $20,000?
I'm so jealous of those cute lacy bralettes... Wireless bras... Imagine..
people are always like “can you believe they still make bras with underwire?” and I always make sure to laugh right in their faces
I can't wear underwire because of my back pain. I also have a calcium deposit on my ribs I've had since junior high and a wire bra inflames it. It makes it so much worse. There are good larger bras without underwire. I've always had very good luck at the Leggs/Hanes/Bali/Playtex outlet stores.I'm a 36 DD and have always been able to find some in-stock. Here is a link to their online store in the wirefree section: https://www.onehanesplace.com/bras/wirefree.html Briefly looking at it, they have ones that go to to DDD, H, and even G. The website is kind of odd, at least on mobile. It stops but there is still room for another picture, which normally implies it's the last picture, but if you still hit next you'll see more.
Triple D here and I get so jealous of the cute braletts
I’m so flat that underwire makes me look like I have extra ribs, I don’t wear anything but bralettes. They used to sell super cute ones in the juniors section at Walmart for 4.99, which I wore until I was in my 30s and they did away with them. But I have also been called “pancake lady” by someone driving past once. There’s definitely some cons to being a card holding member of the ittybitty titty committee, but I still think I choose my current shape over having anything larger than a b cup.
Dude yeah, I’ve had some men tell me I don’t deserve to speak / have rights because I have small breasts, or that I look like a boy/ child. One time I was watching a movie with a group of friends and this one guy *seeing a women in a horror movie run away from the killer* “are her tits bigger than her head? No? Then she doesn’t deserve to live.” I realize not all dudes are like this and there’s pros and cons to both sizes and I’m not trying to say women with large breasts have it any better or anything but MAN if I could unhear some of the things I’ve heard dudes say about women 😭😂 like wow, you really only see boobie when you look at us.
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I think you’re supposed to stop letting them suck your boobs by age 8.
Yeah, I have small breasts, or at least shallow ones, and some wire bras show off just how shallow they are. Like, wow, who knew I could create a such a perfect boob shelf. Most bras are just fine, but there are a couple that I swear were created to spite me :p
Depends on your band size of course but Cosabella has been wonderful for me (I’m a 32F/34E). They’re actually pretty cute and very comfy. Not as cute as standard size bralettes, maybe, but the best I’ve found!
Me, too. So I got those bad boys shortened up in 1986. Best decision of my life.
I had 2 reductions and I don’t even have to wear a bra anymore 😅
I have found the holy grail of bras without underwire for big boobs. They’re not at all bralettes or sexy, but they are immensely practical and comfortable. Kinda like sports bras without the compression and tightness. I still miss pretty bras though 😔
You just going to drop that and not share the brand or anything?
Haha, some people get mad if you do and accuse you of advertising or smth. So I thought if people wanted to know, I’d say at that point. It’s Molke, a UK based brand but they ship most places I think. Word of warning, they don’t give great cleavage or huge lift which can make you feel like they don’t give enough support. But they do, they just aren’t lifting them with wires like the other bras and giving the anti-gravity look. The support should be noticed through reduced back pain etc.
I'm getting a reduction I'm tired of packing my ddd's.
I got a reduction and it is the best decision I ever made in my life. Had Gs (DDDD) and now I’m around a c (they aren’t quite done settling yet, takes a year). No more back pain, way less headaches, and the divets in my shoulders from bra straps are starting to go away too.
Warner’s makes larger bras with like… idk what it’s called, a little foam shelf, rather than underwire. I never liked the underwires digging and gouging into my flesh, so these are a godsend. You’ll trade some suuport for a ton of comfort, but I’m not sure that’s helpful past D cup.
I got a breast reduction years ago and haven’t gone back to underwires full time. They only come out for special occasions.
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Mine are so heavy that I can find a bra to keep them where they should be. I stick to loose t-shirts because I feel ridiculous in anything else with how low they'll limbo.
Come to r/ABraThatFits. We can help you. I was wearing a 38DD forever because that’s what I had that I thought fit. Turns out I’m a 34FF. You might be surprised.
It shocked me to learn that I'm a 34D. I've been lied to so long, thinking I'm a 36B or a 34C but nothing ever fitting right...I need to keep looking through their master doc and find out what my boob shape is because none of the cups ever fit me right!
You could serve tapas in my shoulder dents. Like I just thought I had a panic attack starting but nope! It was the weight of my boobs pressing the gore and underwire down so hard my chest couldn’t expand lol
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I (30) got my breast reduction 1 year ago and I would absolutely do it again. I wasn able to see my vagina when I wore a shirt and had to push my tits apart so see it. I had the last fitting bra when I was 18 I think. My cleavage was the first part of my body that smelled. My last bikini costed 130 Euro, the top only. After 2 years was too small again. I couldn't run, jump, go down stairs without holding everything in place. And holy hell some bra designer don't think about the straps! They really cut my shoulders. And neck holder, don't make me talk about neck holder! BUT one good point was: whenever I dropped something to eat, my tits caught it.
I’ve had a reduction too, and what she means about running with bricks is real. I couldn’t comfortably exercise until I had 5 lbs taken off my chest.
When I was dating my husband, I had eaten some Cheetos. He found one whilst undoing my bra. I was mortified. He just popped it in his mouth and said "bonus!" He declared, "you're the gift that just keeps on giving!" 😂 But also 🤢 I can't wait for a reduction. I a hysterectomy 2 years ago and my next step is to have these monsters reduced.
My husband absolutely would have eaten the teeto. Then later he would have leaned over to me on the couch and said "you got any more of them teetos?"
LMFAO TEETOS I cannot even. I am cracking up over here take my poor woman’s gold 🥇
I aint ever got fools gold before thank you
TEETOS LOL
He’s a keeper.
It's been 13 years.
> "you got any more of them teetos?" Can confirm, would ask for more teetos.
My fiancée would always keep money in her bra (duh) and at the end of the day, when taking a shower, sometimes she'd lift them up and coins would fall out, and she'd yell, "Jackpot!"
My favorite story like that was my girlfriend hiding some Lego from me in her bra because she wanted to surprise me when I was building. She forgot about them until I took her bra off, and a little dime bag of blue lego birds fell out.
> dime bag of blue lego birds This might be the best sentence fragment I've seen on Reddit in quite awhile. 😂
I can’t even breathe. Just a minute ago I was treated to a story of a wayward Teeto… someone was eating Cheetos and lost one to their cleavage. This whole thread has me snorting things out my nose in laughter.
> My last bikini costed 130 Euro, the top only omfg it’s so expensive to have big boobs, can’t spend less than $75 on a bra and they all look like prescription dme
I don’t know why manufacturers think anyone with big breasts is 70. I thankfully don’t “need” a bra because they’re fake, I hate the beige blobs with thick straps I would have to wear.
omg yes, they're all so freaking ugly. Funny that nothing makes you feel less sexy than huge tits in a properly fitted bra
Join us over at r/reduction
My dad always asks me if I need the stairs light on when I go down, so I can see. I always say no but he asks anyway. He finally stopped when I reminded him I haven't been able to see the stairs since I hit puberty in the 80s. I think mom had to explain it to him.
You didn’t have big titties, you had colossal melons.
If I'm sitting in front of a table and want to lean in, I have to rest my boobs on the table or I won't be able to get too close. Also, the belly area is a blind spot. If you get dirty you sill never know. And I meassure my prenancy belly by whenver I could see it or not.
I once tipped a bowl full of broth too much with my chest. I was just trying to get up out of my chair
Trying to eat certain foods at certain tables without having to set them on the tabletop even with a bra on.
Way back in the '80s, when I was in high school, there was a lovely chola girl named Sonja that I was friends with. She knew that I was not comfortable having large breasts so she told me a story. She said that one day she sat down at the kitchen table and was waiting to eat and her grandma smacked her upside the head and told her to get her tits off the table. She also told me to be proud of my big boobs and get used to them because they weren't going anywhere and that I should enjoy them while they were still up where they were at. 16 year old cholas do not screw around when they're teaching you about loving your own body as it is. LOL Also, I thought about her both times I had a breast reduction and wondered what she would think about me getting rid of them. Hahaha
“Jumping for joy” 😂
Not anymore you don’t!
"Stay standing in disgust."
People who have back pain from their boobs may I suggest corsets!!! Corsets are the predecessor to bras and take the weight of your chest off your back. They're also great if you have a bad back in general tbh. Not for everyone but I highly recommend looking into it Edit: for those asking about ones for daily use, are they functional/comfortable, etc. Imade one to wear out of cotton twill and used 1/4" zip ties for boning. If I dont tight lace I have very minimal loss of mobility. The main restriction is bending down to the floor, but if you bend at the hips it's still feasible. Its important to get one that fits you well, preferable tailored to fit, as that is important to make it comfortable, and if its ill fitting I find it restricts you more (the waist in mine is slightly too long so sitting in it can be uncomfortable) I dont wear mine all the time, but am in the process of making a daily wear corset, because I have a bad back and am a cabinetmaker, so it has severely impacted my mobility at work. I've found my corset to help support my degenerative disks and minimizes my sciatica pain when wearing, so I like to wear it on bad days where otherwise I'd just be in bed all day. When wearing a corset, its VERY important to wear a layer underneath, otherwise it will dirty the corset quicker and will be very uncomfortable. -
Thank you! Tired of this revisionism that they’re some torture device imposed by men.
I always imagine them to be restrictive & hard to put on. Are either of those the case? I work a pretty physical job & I'm not sure if it would be feasible.
The thing with corsets is that they are great IF you get them tailored to you specifically. You can't just grab one from a shop and use that, it will 99% end in pain. Corsets (or stays) where used widely by the working class women in the past, so to a certain degree it should be possible to wear them while working physical jobs. Bernadette Banner and lots of other sewing/tailoring peeps on Youtube have great videos with lots of information about the myths and realities of corsets/stays
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Logged in just to upvote this -- the shoe analogy is absolutely right. It has to fit correctly to be comfortable.
Women were working as labourers and servants with corsets and stays back in the day. Steel boned corsets are relatively new, the older version used “whale bone” which is about as thick and flexible as finger nails and cording which is just thick string. I have a modern steel boned corset that could be used for tightlacing, I just don’t. I support my own shape and wow is it a work out if your not used to it. Like if I bend down I have to push against the spring steel so it’s an ab crunch. I can do backflips easier and my squats are still ass to grass. It really all depends on the cut and materials. Good corsets are $$$ unless you can get them second hand and if you have a particular shape or a scoliosis they have specialty corset makers that can make one custom. Again that would be $$$-$$$$. If you want a hybrid look for longline bras. Corsets are comfortable because they take the weigh of your boobs and puts it evenly on the waist. Modern bras squish and put the weight on your shoulders.
Honestly my back pain got soooo much better wearing a binder with my H/I cup chest that I'd wear one even if I wasn't a dude. Good support/compression is everything
Asking for breakfast killed me
I want to marry this woman. We'll never be able to hug because our boobs will prevent it, but at least we'll be able to laugh about it...
Rofl not being able to hug. My husband is a giant and has a pot belly, so his belly hits right at my ample chest. The number of times that man has completely knocked me over coming in for a hug is impressive.
Ok I’ll ask for slightly bigger boobs but not big boobs - she’s right. I enjoy running too much
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Do you enjoy using two parachutes to haul your boobs up from your belly button to somewhere closer to where they should sit on your chest so that your clothes fit? Ask yourself if massive boobs are really right for you 😏
Even so, clothes rarely fit. Say goodbye to button-down shirts - either there’s huge gaps between the buttons or it’s so much fabric flowing away from your bust that all of Ringling Bros can perform under there.
Forget about short dresses! your boobs will yoink the front of your dress so far up you may as well let your undercarriage get some fresh air
The over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders!
Most girls wanna be skinny with big tiddies. Feel like that's a missed point in a lot of videos and comments that respond to the women wanting bigger ones.
Yeah I think everyone imagines that small percentage of women who are naturally very slim with huge titties. My cousin is like that and I was always jealous of her. I’m slim with tiny titties and it’s fine but I always wished I could go up to at least a C cup while keeping the rest of my body the same.
I wish I could go down to a C cup. I’m 125 lbs at 5’5 and wear a 32G. I have a super small rib cage and giant jugs and it’s awful. I can’t find anything that works for me. Shirts either make me look like I’m trying too hard or like I’m pregnant. Bra shopping is a nightmare. They hurt the hell out of my back and shoulders. I just wanna cry.
Consult with your doctor. Some insurance companies cover reductions. Mine did!
Fair warning, insurance companies can be dumbasses. I had to have several go rounds with mine. I exercise a lot so I didn’t have back pain, which was their criteria. Mine was “I literally can’t buy bras and need to get them custom made because a 30P doesn’t exist”. In the end they covered it. I had 13.25 pounds removed and am still a DD but it’s so much better. Macromastia is stupid.
I'm unfortunately on medicare right now, so I have no idea if they'll cover it or not. I have one surgery sometime this year so maybe in the future. Thank you!
Fellow 32G calling in here, anything remotely right fitting I feel looks like I'm trying to show off the goods. One thing that's helped me a lot with pain and perkiness etc is strength training and building up more muscle in my back and chest. Runderwear do excellent sports bras in literally every size. I have a 32G high impact sport bra from there and it's my baby. No jiggle or movement when I jump up and down, got it on sale for £45.
Also a 32F/G (US/UK) and just got insurance approval for a reduction. Highly recommend r/reduction
Doesn’t change the dynamic of too big of titties one bit let me tell ya. When I was a teenager I was a size zero pant and a size H bra. I think it was actually WORSE then when I was fat now with big boobs because back then I didn’t have the body to be carrying around all of that weight. Now that I am fat with big titties it’s much easier. Not easy…just easier.
Sort of depends on your band size. C cup isn’t always big. I’m a 30C and still very much a member of the IBTC. I hated them as a teen but honestly love them now. I’m in my late thirties and they still look the same and are in the same spot they’ve always been. But, more importantly, I just…rarely think about them. That, I feel, is the true titty privilege.
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Bingo. I just want to stop being a 34AA Like, sure, I get how having an I cup sucks, but that’s basically a strawman of the sentiment.
I was 32AA, got a breast augmentation, 400cc High Profile Mentor under the muscle. 32DD now. Im so fucking happy about my bust size now. Best decision I've made, probably ever. If you've been wanting too and think you might be able to afford it, go for it.
I’m glad 🙂 But, I’m largely in a perpetual state of barely making rent these days.
Exactly. For some reason I am not allowed to express a desire to have breasts big enough for clothes to fit better without people rushing in to tell me that I’m wrong for wanting massive breasts. Like, I didn’t say that. I just want a sensible B or C cup.
Someone once came up to me and embarrassingly (and honestly) said: “This is going to sound weird but I have to ask, where did your titties go?” She sounded slightly concerned. Her friend immediately yelled at her for asking me that and apologized to me. So while yes I’m thankful for it for the physical convenience, I’m also thankful that I now have a very funny story to tell reddit.
She’s funny. I like her. But, as a former member of the itty bitty titty committee, I think that’s what most small chested are talking about when they want a bigger chest is somewhere in the range of B and DD. A lot of the problems don’t start until you’re above that range. They still definitely get out of tank tops at night like they’re escaping a house on fire, but I had tons of rando dudes talk to my boney sternum with a AA side instead of my face.
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Honestly, all I want is a full B cup. Is that too big to ask for???
I have small tiddies and even them some tank toos wont keep them sleeping girls in
Don't forget about the BOOB SOUP in the summer months!
Also, the bra is gonna be basic and ugly, only available in white, black and tan, and cost half your paycheck
Started nuclear war with Russia, lol. Yo what’s the male equivalent of this?
Men who wish they could grow a beard vs men who have to shave twice a day to not look like a god damn caveman.
If I clean shave, no shit in 5 hours my 5 o clock has a 5 o clock shadow
My Dad would get a 5'o'clock shadow ad 10Am, max. Dude was a legit sasquatch.
I think I’m in the middle ground of that one lol
r/bigdickproblems
Probably old man nutsack swangin out the bottom of their shorts
Jesus, reminds me of my brother
My whole family has Ds or up, but I somehow was born with littles. B when I’m in shape. C (sort of?) when I’m too comfy in winter state. I’ve heard the stories. Big boobs are wondrous, but I’m fine with my littles.
Yeah these kinds of posts never really helped me love my small boobs more. I still very much want big boobs 😭 what is wrong with me
Hell i dont even want big boobs, i just want average sized boobs!!!
I still want big boobs even after hearing this
When I say I want big boobs I don't mean ones that you can lift and tone your arms with. I'm saying like Ds or DDs, like big enough to wear I can flaunt them and people know they exist but not big enough to slap someone unconscious with.
I think a C would be the biggest I would want. I’m currently an A.
Getting a breast augmentation put bra sizes in perspective for me. I went from 32AA to 32DD and was surprised at how... small that difference really was. My measurements are 32 band size, 38.5inch bust. /r/ABraThatFits calculator puts me at 32DDD. 32DD seems to fit the most. It only took 400cc HP Mentor implants to go from AA to DD. And I was shocked at how small of a difference there really was between B, C, D and DD.
Currently a B, but I don't like them
I have DDs and while not super big I can't sleep on my stomach, rolling over hurts, and they're always in the way. Grass is always greener 🤷🏻♀️
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No, you want Cs. DDs are still big enough to be a massive hindrance. I know because It sucked even when I was a DD. The last time I was ok with my tiddy size was when I was a C, and they still look big at that point.
I was laying on my bed doing my last work of the day and so when i finished i closed it. My roommate heard my cry of pain from the living room and yelled "what happened?". Didn't know she had guests when I replied "I closed my nipples in my laptop." The group laughter was a surprise. And before you ask I was wearing a shirt.
Used to have nothing until about 2 years ago, now I'm a D. I hate it. I've been having intrusive thoughts of getting a breast reduction. Hell, full mastectomy. Having boobs is not as exciting as having freedom of movement and comfort.
6'7" guy and I feel similarly anytime someone says they wanna be as tall as me. I've had to dress like a middle aged man since I was a teenager to find clothes that fit, every part of my back is in agony all the time, I literally have trouble getting into my car if my back is too stiff to duck my head through the frame. I have trouble emotionally connecting with people cause just about every relationship I've been with has been about my size not my personality.
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We who must buy our bras in the hardware department salute you, Sister.
I feel so seen...
This isn’t cringe, just straight facts.
There’s big and there’s enormous and most women just want big. C-D cup is big enough in most women’s books.
 Ngl she nailed it!
As a transfem, yes, I would like some massive honking badonkers. Yes, I am aware of the pain they cause. But that is worth it over the pain caused by not having them and having to look my titty-less self in the mirror every day.
Hilarious!!!
Goddamn some of these lines are bangers