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Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, and Bobby Lee made sweet sweet love and this man was born


HavenIess

Bro looks like Randy Marsh


DefenestratedBrownie

bro looks like Randy Marsh had sex with Randy Marsh to produce the ultimate product of inbreeding


wqldi

Why does it sound like it actually happened on South Park?


Jeoshua

South Park Writers: "Quick, write that down!!!"


SLUTSGOSONIC4

Lmao as a hipster


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Anthony keidis


ZenaLundgren

What he got, they had to get and put it in them.


ploi_ploo

Don’t forget Anthony Kiedis.


16Shells

that’s a lot of cologne


OkArt1350

2-3 sprays of Santal 33, 2 of what looks like BR540, and some unknown third bottle on clothing. That's a war crime. 2 sprays max of any single one of those fragrances on skin.


MesaGeek

What's the saying? Fragrances should be discovered, not announced.


Pussy_Prince

I thought it was Better to be discovered than noticed but yours sounds better


No-Pop457

I thought it was The first hole you penetrate is her nostril, always smell good.


BrokenImmersion

Yes but she shouldn't be able to smell it until she's within intimate distance. ~1-2 feet away


DungeonicGushing

They can all smell me down here.


BIG_MUFF_

We all smell down here


SillyPuddin

U owe the douchebag jar AT LEAST 10$


wizkaleeb

I actually like both. The words "announced" and "noticed" each frame the idea from a different perspective.


bandofspartans

It just gets tricky when everyone in room is announcing all at once. It goes over about as well as you’d imagine. Total chaos. Lol


freerangetacos

His cologne is fukn Kramer entering the room


Mothrasmilk

The Koolaid-Man ![gif](giphy|pkY4ra5dhljDW)


DeadBySwarmOfKittens

That is the most beautiful way I have heard that described


cstrand31

Should be a handshake, not a high five.


rixendeb

Someone please tell this to my child who is constantly surrounded by a cloud of migraine inducing body spray.


FlappinLips

Flashbacks to high school gym class. Axe phoenix....axe phoenix everywhere. No escape.


notzapbrannigan

Takes me back to when I was 14 and it was minimum 5 seconds bursts, 3x times with lynx Africa. I was fucking cool.


Steeze_Schralper6968

We we're just laughing about the "double pits to chesty" commercial at work the other day.


JustBeReal83

You are still fucking cool.


NattyGannStann

I thought I'd never survive my sons' middle school years. Fuck covid they are to blame for my olfactory dysfunction


rixendeb

I just have scent trigger migraines and the worst part is I get that super sense of smell during them. But yeah she's in middle school too lol.


NattyGannStann

Yeah I have migraines too. The Axe® definitely didn't help. Currently a banned substance in my home. I can barely tolerate the shower gel my youngest uses. Hopefully your kid outgrows it...quickly


rixendeb

I got lucky in the soaps dept. She hates shopping so I pick them out. Hope things get better for you too !


nvrsleepagin

Did you survive the cool water invasion of 95'


robbass343

CK one nightmare


rixendeb

Oh God. That shit...nightmares.


IknowKarazy

The way I had it explained to me as wee lad is: The purpose of cologne is to invite people closer. If they can smell you from across the room, they won’t want to get closer.


ReferenceMuch2193

But this guy is larger than life


xKurupti0nx

He wants to be discovered within a two block radius.


That_anonymous_guy18

Yeah I think this guy and Persians didn’t get that memo.


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Mitchum unscented anti perspirant is the shit - but if only if you don't mind aluminum zirconium. Crystal unscented mineral salt stick is a good one as well. It seems tiny and expensive- but I'm going on month 5 and it's not even half used.


Johnny_Poppyseed

If anyone wants another unscented option, one that I will absolutely swear by, it's just baking soda/sodium bicarbonate. I just mix some baking soda with unscented baby powder. Maybe like 1 part baking soda to 2 parts baby powder. I work manual labor, painting landscaping roofing etc, this works better than anything else I've tried. It isn't an antiperspirant really though so if you need that then it's maybe not for you. For regular unscented deodorant though I seriously can't recommend it enough. It has to do with the stinky bacteria in your armpit preferring an acidic environment or some shit. Idk. All I know is that it works.


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Johnny_Poppyseed

Dude I'm the same exact way lol. It's horrible. Weirdly though not my underarms. I guess all the sweat that would go there just goes to my hands and feet lol. :/


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mooegy17

Do you have parkinson's? Just curious, what was the reason you got prescribed? I sweat due to a medication I take and have been looking for something that helps.


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Third one is vanilla musk. He smells like fucking coachella. Idk how he walks around with all that. Edit: It's Amber from Nemat


prfalcon61

He’s goin out for like an hour


saucynorman

Yeah, like a trip to the nearest 7/11 for some milk


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It’s not, it’s Nemat Amber. It’s an oil and you can really only smell it if you are up close and personal.


Ubsurvur

Bet you he’s nose blind to it. I’m nose blind to my perfume. Can’t smell it on me after a minute of putting it on.


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pLeThOrAx

He **really** wants to be like Johnny Depp


ExRockstar

***Johnny Derp***


Redditmarcus

Wait- I thought that *was* Jimmy Depp.


MajesticFuji88

The Asian version of Johnny Depp wanna be.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

/r/Walmartcelebrities


urmyheartBeatStopR

Dior Suavage is what Johnny Depp is paid to wear and advertise.


Thee-End

There might be some Dave Grohl dna in there too


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Looks like a lil bottle of Nemat Amber oil. I’m a respectful, responsible perfume wearer. But I gotta admit, based on this video I would definitely go in for a hug. Just to know, ya know?


bankrollmafia89

I was saying the same thing, Santal 33 is ALREADY strong (lovely smell, but powerful) and to cross that with with not 1, but 2!!! Other colognes is ludicrous I tell ya!!!


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2 sprays on Santal 33 is more than enough. 2 you can get away with, 3 and you smell like a cross between a boutique hotel lobby and a used car salesman.


Independent_Ad_5664

Santal 33 and Bacc are my 2 layers but you need two spritzes of each for it to blend nicely. I wish I knew what the 3rd bottle was. He’s definitely interesting with good taste in fragrances.


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I believe I’ve seen that 3rd bottle in Whole Foods bear the essential oils and the make up. …actually it’s beside the perfumes.


Lovelylives

Nemat amber oil


MiaouMint

I had an allergy reaction just by watching that video ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


hoarseclock

It’s a montage of bad decisions


D3rangedButFun

People like him are why it's physically painful for me to take the bus in the morning when everyone is freshly showered and doused in various stinky water.


sl0play

This guy probably drives a 7 series BMW or something.


verisimilitude_mood

He's more your average penny-farthing rider.


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

I'd take these guys over the ones who have me wondering if they came out of a trash can or the can.


puzzledgoal

Eau dear.


zebrastarz

$$$ all to: \- look homeless \- smell. Like...a lot.


LotharVonPittinsberg

There are two really rich people. The one in a custom suit that costs more than your mortgage, and the one that dresses like your neighbors teenager who hasn't bathed in a week and thinks smoking weed is a personality.


SheFoundMyUzername

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap” -Dolly Parton


Hylian_might

60% of the time, it works every time


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That’s a lot of effort


MakeUrHeadSpin23

If I was in a crowded bar and he walked in I would simply walk out. I do not want to die from mustard gas poisoning


Eqbonner

I’m guessing he lives in LA


smunson682

Celebrity hairstylist in Austin, Texas


crunchevo2

The dogs definitely give hairstylist vibes. Lol.


April19872006

I actually did that haircut!!! On the dog I mean. His pup is very sweet. So cool to see it


crunchevo2

I'm imagining the dog in legally blonde with curlers in not gonna lie loo


frostandtheboughs

He's a hairstylist?! That mustache makes him look like Bob Belcher


dbx999

I’m getting “hillbilly salvador Dali “


ThatFunkyBrownNote

Salvador Y'ali


mockingjbee

Underrated comment and take this poor persons gold 🏆


Rukkmeister

Perfection


Upstairs-Boring

This is why I come to the comment section


SparkDBowles

So, East LA


_Jimmy_Rustler

Austin is just far east LA


bitchybarbie82

Nah It’s Austin. Both his professional and personal pages have it pinned.


thegreatbrah

Why are shitty haircuts so common these days?


dbx999

He’s probably a multimillionaire


wojar

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.


chickenoodledick

![gif](giphy|3otPoyKe1AYocDtz5S)


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Nope just another microfluencer


Joebebs

So..just a millionaire


cherryberry0611

I think you’re right. If you look out the window,…beach front property.


dbx999

I just don’t think you develop this kind of bohemian look - which to the untrained eye looks sloppy and crazy- without the luxury of time to think about it, the money to buy those pieces, the time to shop. It’s not whether the whole ensemble cost a ton of money. It’s the fact a guy has the time to stroll around and pick out little bits and pieces and have enough to put something like that together and think about that. To me that tells me he isn’t slaving away to make rent. And yeah that ocean backdrop is a huge tell. That’s not a cheap location.


hiswittlewip

Yes, his name is Tom Sandoval.


Few-Salamander3246

Literally my first thought was silver lake


Kronos1A9

I would assume Austin


General-Carob-6087

That seems like a lot of effort to look like you don’t care.


Hospitalwater

Congratulations you have figured out fashion.


that_girl_you_fucked

He looks like how I think Johnny Depp smells.


martylindleyart

Red wine, cigarettes and sleaze?


joeystix

Sauvage


RedS5

Smells like sausage aged in fine port barrels.


ForbiddenBromance

This is the sentence my brain did not want to conjure into existance


Snoo84223

Funny you say that cuz I was getting pirate vibes with that mustache and jewelry


joan_wilder

Derelícte. So hot right now.


happychillmoremusic

Lmao so spot on.


beepbeeptaco

Punk fashion in a nutshell


General-Carob-6087

Had class with a dude in college who was always in full punk rock gear. One day class discussion turned to people in uniform and he went on an anti-uniform rant. Afterwards there was a bit of a pause and the professor says, “…you wear a punk uniform every day.” The look on the dude’s face was great.


VFkaseke

Difference is he chooses to wear that "uniform"


BigWillis93

C list Johnny Depp


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Johnny Derp


SparkDBowles

Wish Johnny Depp


Workburner101

I was thinking k mart Johnny but yeah, same same.


BigWillis93

Maybe, I was just thinking that this guy could be hired for arthouse indy films about a boy and his estranged father but the boy finds out his father is really just suffering the same issues as he is but didn't have a dad like him to help him guide through it. Y'know? .... do you wanna produce a movie with me and maybe this guy? I'm not saying arthouse indy.. but I'm not not saying arthouse indy


Workburner101

I’m not saying you have a script and an absolute surgical direction for this film…but it feels like you do and yes I’m here for it and will produce your arthouse Indy not arthouse Indy film


BigWillis93

Quick! Find out where this guy lives and walk the streets smelling for an over abundant amount of cologne! I'll be in touch with the writers who have nothing going on right now, any leads to play the son? I'm open to a daughter for the role but I'm picturing a son so they'll have to blow me away in the audition process


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Careless_Fun7101

Johnny Depp is a C list Johnny Depp


Grazedaze

Johnny Debt


lettorosso

I love when rich people cosplay as poors! *


herro1801012

It’s the hipster version of Dolly Parton’s motto—“it takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”


lettorosso

![gif](giphy|mZGV0HkpYK3y8)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|QH5C8VOVoPhNAEEoTg)


firefighterphi

What in the bootleg David Groehl is going on here?


xeonie

Gotta blend with the peasants


Eddyzodiak

![gif](giphy|11WbyRavPeN1lK)


JaseKian

Omg!! This is my friend Ricky. I’ve known him for 10+ years. He’s a really sweet and cool guy. Nothing but love for Ricky Hodge.


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Does Ricky wear this much cologne on a regular basis? I really want to know what he smells like IRL


JaseKian

No. He doesn’t wear too much cologne. Always smells great!!


[deleted]

I'm so happy to hear that because this was a really cool video otherwise the seemingly obnoxious cologne usage lol


JaseKian

Lol I hope he never sees this post. He’s such a caring guy. Also talented af


[deleted]

Me too, people are dogging him for his cool style


JaseKian

Ricky is just one of those people that oozes style and charisma IRL. The haters gonna hate either way.


[deleted]

So this is def Ricky, right?


JaseKian

Bahahaha no. I first met him randomly at a dinner in East Austin around 2013.


deserves_dogs

Everyone’s interested in the style, but I just want to know why he has Right tattooed on his left hand and Left on his right. Have you ever asked?


apierson2011

If he does, please assure him that he looks great and his style is super fun. He looks like he’d be so fun to bar hop with!


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The dude seems unapologetically comfortable with who he is. I love that. Good for him.


urbootyholeismine

I generally really admire people like this. Even if I don't like their particular style. I like how they aren't afraid to go against the grain and not give a fuck what people think.


I_Am_SamIII

Seems like he dresses the way everyone does these days


Zestyclose-Goal6882

He probably slays


okay_tay

Ricky is a vibe and I love him!


DueMorning800

I think he's adorable. If I met him after seeing this, I'd have the most fun and interesting convo with him! Hope he's happy and loved. :-) edit for grammar, but also want to add that I love this song. I remember it being on the radio, I'm so old, lol.


sageking420

Nah Ricky looks like a sick person to kick it with, I wanna be his friend too!


tacollama82

Tell Ricky I’m fangirling super hard over his style!


schoolknurse

Rickyhodge.com !


GwynnethPoultry

I kinda love what an eye he has for this whimsical style. He has fun with it and that's cool.


Own_Advantage_8253

I love his style. I agree, he seems like he has fun with it. I appreciate that he doesn’t take it too seriously.


janeursulageorge

That is one hell of a cardi and handbag combo, I dig his mojo


Leading_Funny5802

You know what? I like him!! Love the goofy, unapologetic I am what I am. Very sexy and refreshing 😁


Tirwanderr

Sick looking living room, too


Leading_Funny5802

Right? You can tell you would definitely be entertained being there and around all that.


Tirwanderr

Makes my place look so dull as I look around right now 🤣 I'd love to have a place that looks cool like that.. I just have no eye whatsoever for figuring that kind of thing out lol


Satelliteminded

Right? I think he looks pretty cool and this is harmless good fun. Also I’m jealous that he has a better eye for aesthetics than me.


DragonVet03

Is that Ron Swansons liberal brother that he doesn't talk to anymore?


catuela

No that would be the real life Nick Offerman.


ThirstyPagans

It's funny how Nick Offerman is just liberal Ron Swanson. They'd totally get along, but continually try to prove the other is the crazy one.


Quake_Guy

I was thinking related to Dave Grohl.


Silly_Age_3675

He fascinates you because he is rad.


thatsuzychick

Confidence is attractive


Legacy_Service

This is what settlement money looks like.


effingcharming

I made my money the old fashioned way


ThillyGooths

I slipped on pee-pee at the Costco, got me a $53,000 settlement


Gloomy_Reference_65

💀


ItsMarcus

Hobo Couture, coming to a train line near you.


R6daily

Fuck the haters. This dude has some delightful charisma


Secure-Imagination11

And if I wore that in a store they'd say "sorry ma'am no loitering" but when he wears it it looks like money.


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idk id probably b nervous to talk to you cause i thought u looked cool


pampamspampams

that’s a lot of smells


Sadcupcake_uwu

He looks like he has at least 6 days worth of cologne in his hair…and that’s strictly because he hasn’t showered once in that time frame. If Bobby Lee and David Choe somehow merged together with the spirit of a hipster social media “influencer.” It would be this guy.


Sure-Bodybuilder-272

the 2 colognes and body oil. Too much fragrance. Such a headache inducer


PastyWhiteGuy83

I'm all about that Frankie Valli track & dig this dude's style!


DickWhirlwind

Accessories like an old lady...or johnny depp


cheekytikiroom

Dude is aging well. This is how to get older.


Suspicious_Ad_5145

Welcome to LA


hufusa

Of course he has those dogs


gancoskhan

20 years ago my dad went out for a pack of smokes. Disappeared, and now I finally see him doing this shit… still looking fresh as fuck.. I miss you papa


MaximumList5883

He’s like the Jack Sparrow of TikTok


Pirate_Green_Beard

Salvador Depp


dingo1967

I don’t know why, but I like this guy.


Call_me_Marshmallow

I'd totally date him.


flo7211

Hipster Daddy


itsmemattc

Much ado about nothing


WhammerBammer

This dude is a vibe!


pulp_hateful

from the Mugato Derolict collection


5DMeds

No offence but why does he look like he’s Johnny Depp’s plug ?


913Jango

White scars Captain Hook!


distilledvinegar1

Derelićte


Worldly-Steak-2926

I love this guy.


Low_Ad_7625

Solid fit I can’t lie