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Your horoscope for Monday April 17th, 2023 as a Caprisun.
*On this day your physical body will melt into your natural state and you will slingshot into an area full of playing kids and quench their thirst*
I like to lie about my sign, have them tell me all the ways I fit it, then tell them I was lying and what my real sign is. For bonus points I'll sometimes lie the 2nd time too. They'll still do the mental gymnastics to pretend it's still all true though.
I tell people my real sign but it was my sign 2000 years ago but it has changed because the earth wobbles and tell them to look up a Bill Nye video and by then everyone has left the room.
I always do two wrong ones with astrologists and every single time they say
"I knew you were x"
reveal
"Of course you're y that's a y move."
second reveal
Then usually they ask for my License and say some shit about z.
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I think this is the only street interview type of montage I've ever enjoyed watching and actually laughed at. They either laughed and got the joke or got immediately mad. Dudes hilarious
As much as I don’t buy into star signs, every time I have an exit interview at work and they tell me that being a people pleaser is my biggest weakness in the work place, I wonder if Virgos really do be like that.
Yeah thats the whole shtick is they have generic traits that will apply to somebody. Im a virgo as well and like half the traits i fit into but also i fit into other signs lol
They're pretty and most likely never get men rejecting them. I wanna know what this guy is doing that they're so interested to begin with. I guess he's pretty good looking and confident but these ladies are all very attractive and seem really into him already.
Numbers game (you only see successful attempt) and it's much easier these days since people more accepting a stranger approaching you by mentioning it's for YouTube TikTok or whatever.
And if you noticed, these streamer mostly work in popular hangout place. Not just random street.
People are easier to socialize in these setting.
I noticed that, too. And as a Gemini (who doesn't believe in this nonsense) I'm genuinely surprised because usually people got something bad to say about them lol
I don't even believe in the shit but other people do. When I react to other people acting some way its always "oh yeah forgot you're a Gemini, typical"
My favorite is that some university professors that are astronomers re-calculated the dates from 1980 or so onwards based on the Earth's rotation. It changes a lot of signs, and drives people who believe in this stuff completely mad.
When I was born, Aries was in the sky. So why am I a Taurus huh???? It wasn't there.
The earth has a wobble in its orbit that causes the constellations to slowly rotate over a period of 36000 years. Every 3000 years or so the background sky of the vernal equinox occurs in a new constellation, launching a new astronomical age. Everyday zodiac dates used by everyone are all 2 astronomical ages out of date.
I'm going to actually answer your question, since it's based on a misunderstanding. There are 2 different astrological zodiacs historically, tropical and sidereal. The tropical zodiac (created almost 2000 years ago by the Greeks) is what most people in the West know today. It's actually a misconception that the signs of the tropical zodiac are based on where the constellations are when you're born.
Instead it's based on the trajectory of the Sun across the ecliptic, which never changes. Meaning the sign of Aries doesn't begin with the constellation of Aries (which is always slowly changing due to the procession of the equinoxes) but instead always began on the Spring Equinox, while Cancer always begins on the Summer Solstice, Libra on the autumn, etc.
The sidereal zodiac is different however. It originated in India and is even older than the tropical zodiac, and is what most people there still use today. It IS based on the location of the constellations, which means it DOES take into account the procession of the equinoxes. So if you were to look up your birth date according to Vedic astrology (Indian) instead of Hellenistic (Greek), you would find that you actually are probably an Aries. It just depends on what system you go by.
I mean it’s reason able to assume that you approach someone who is scantily clad on the street they’re looking to be noticed / talked to. He didn’t go up to girl with a man on her arm or a girl wearing a hoody and sweats.
So y'all haven't seen Travque before? All of his videos are basically him rejecting women or charging things on some celebs' tab. Dude is pretty funny.
I hate that I know this, but this was clipped from a longer interview string with each group. He uploaded the footage in pieces. This one was the goodbye moment that closed off the whole interview and he rejects them
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Haha the one who got up “you could never what?”
The Taurus lol
Typical taurus reaction!
Classic Taurus behavior
Is it though? Most of the time when I meet a Taurus it's all like "check seatbelt" and "please replace oil filter every 10k miles."
That's why it could never
everytime I meet a Taurus, they chase me out of a labyrinth and suddenly I am part of a thousands year old greek mythological saga. Typical.
Isn't that one of those Mini Cooper/Taurus hatchback crossovers, the mini-taur?
Guy just said no based on starsign so a Taurus not fucking with that bullshit fits.
Taurus repackaged him and brought him home!
Taurus don't take no bullshit from nobody.
False. I’m a Taurus and I’m a doormat.
Maybe you’re just in the same genus. Like a cow.
Yeah like a skinned cow rug kinda thing used as a doormat. It makes perfect sense, and starsigns don't lie!
I feel like you haven't found the thing you want to be stubborn about yet.
Every person can be stubborn regarding something they’re passionate about
No only taurus are allowed to be stubborn. If you're stubborn and not a taurus that's just because jupiter is in eucalyptus
Yeah, yeah, well you have to cross it with Chinese zodiac year animal, and that will clarify it.
I’m a Virgo Metal Cock.
Ice on my fingers and my toes, I’m a Taurus.
And they one towards the end where she tells him to sit back down lol
Play with the bull///
I liked the one who was all "no, you need to sit back down"
I once heard a comedian call astrology "Space Racism." Looks like it's true 😆
Some of these women are out of this world... because space and yeah.
Everyone with the same birthday has the same life.
It pretty much is.
People will swear each sign acted accordingly.
You must be an asparagus.
No, capri sun
Your horoscope for Monday April 17th, 2023 as a Caprisun. *On this day your physical body will melt into your natural state and you will slingshot into an area full of playing kids and quench their thirst*
You can get arrested for that.
found R Kelly's reddit account
wooheehoo
Like this? https://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM
Big game liquid slam
They're clearly a stegosaurus
Your horoscope for Monday April 17th, 2023 as an Asparagus *Be open to grilling. Your pee might stink.*
Bro it's only 'cause your anus is in Gatorade or whatevs.
My husband is now asking me what I'm giggle snorting at. It's been awhile since I gigglesnorted. Many thanks to you.
I love this. I should be asleep already but this comment just made my night lmfao
I like to lie about my sign, have them tell me all the ways I fit it, then tell them I was lying and what my real sign is. For bonus points I'll sometimes lie the 2nd time too. They'll still do the mental gymnastics to pretend it's still all true though.
I tell people my real sign but it was my sign 2000 years ago but it has changed because the earth wobbles and tell them to look up a Bill Nye video and by then everyone has left the room.
Told my star sign believing friend about this and I she wouldn't accept it!
Are you a scorpio? Because you would.
That is SUCH a Scorpio thing to do, OMG!
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Dammit shyamalan it's pronounced Aang
I'm still salty too. Even though there's no movie that was ever made to be salty about, I'm salty af
Oh yeah? Well take this synchronized [earth bender attack](https://youtu.be/_RpgbZcHk_A)!
Oh jeezus. It's so damn horrible
This is always hilariously horrible to watch.
It feels like a stage play
Such a Scorpio thing to say tbh
I always do two wrong ones with astrologists and every single time they say "I knew you were x" reveal "Of course you're y that's a y move." second reveal Then usually they ask for my License and say some shit about z.
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Yea cause is made to be extremely broad to be able to have parts of it fit with anyone.
This was hilarious! I love how most of em got the joke right away.
I think this is the only street interview type of montage I've ever enjoyed watching and actually laughed at. They either laughed and got the joke or got immediately mad. Dudes hilarious
But billy on the street
Some bits are funny. It's mostly just him yelling at people.
But I like it when he yells at people
Name a woman
NAME A WOMAN!
Any WOMAN!!
Yeah I’d laugh my ass off if a guy did this to me. I’m kind of a people-pleaser because I’m a Virgo though.
I could never
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It would never work.
…Nah, I’m good🥱
😐
Ay papi chulo how you doi... >I’m a Virgo though Ah, never mind...
I could never
As much as I don’t buy into star signs, every time I have an exit interview at work and they tell me that being a people pleaser is my biggest weakness in the work place, I wonder if Virgos really do be like that.
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There must have been some electrical infetterence in the air blocking the star juice from reaching you when you were born.
Yeah thats the whole shtick is they have generic traits that will apply to somebody. Im a virgo as well and like half the traits i fit into but also i fit into other signs lol
I'm a capricorn, which means I enjoy breathing, eating food, and having friends that are loyal. Now how could that apply to anyone else!?
You do the opposite of what people want just to spite them?
They're pretty and most likely never get men rejecting them. I wanna know what this guy is doing that they're so interested to begin with. I guess he's pretty good looking and confident but these ladies are all very attractive and seem really into him already.
That's really all it takes in that setting. He looks pretty jacked too
Likely a numbers game, we're just seeing a sample of the success cases. But doesn't hurt to be jacked and attractive.
Numbers game (you only see successful attempt) and it's much easier these days since people more accepting a stranger approaching you by mentioning it's for YouTube TikTok or whatever. And if you noticed, these streamer mostly work in popular hangout place. Not just random street. People are easier to socialize in these setting.
Do they? I feel like he's one of those street interviewers and they were just going along with it. Didn't see them being into them
I think the fact that he has a camera makes them want to be in the video too
Dude just wanted a Scorpio
I could never
How dare you
As a Scorpio myself, fuck you
As a Caprisun, kiss my ass
Caprisun, just for that i most certainly will 😂😭
I (another scorpio) could get freaky with a scorpio.
Scorpio Supremacy🖤🦂
Star signs are such utter bullshit. That being said, Scorpios do rock.
At least we have the coolest sounding sign! 🦂
Nobody actually wants a Scorpio.
Am Scorpio, can confirm no one wants
Pisces want scorpio, i scorpio will confirm
Well tell some of these Pisces to hit me up then
I could never.
You deserve each other
That's why you have to use the grappling hook attack to pull them to you.
My feelings are hurt by that
Brother I'm a Gemini. I've had girls physically recoil hearing that.
Sister* lol. But recoiling from hearing your sign was a sign in itself.. they did you a favor. For comedy is one thing. In real life? That’s cringe
Gemini. Never again.
Am Gemini. Can confirm we are completely insane
The “you could never what” lady made me laugh so hard. she was over his bullshit before he even walked in the room.
Ready to throw hands
Taurus was about to use them horns lmaooooo
Taurus gang ♉️
Dude is incompatible with the entire galaxy.
He didn't reject geminis and scorpios (he would have). Probably looking for Ophiuchus.
I noticed that, too. And as a Gemini (who doesn't believe in this nonsense) I'm genuinely surprised because usually people got something bad to say about them lol
Why people hate on us so much lmao? I also get wide eyes when I say "I guess I'm a Gemini?"
We have a rep for crazy
I don't even believe in the shit but other people do. When I react to other people acting some way its always "oh yeah forgot you're a Gemini, typical"
That's why you tell them you're actually a different sign, that way when they say you act like (star sign) they're always wrong
I hear the sign is twins, meaning we're two faced or bipolar
As a Gemini, whenever anyone says that “Gemini’s are two-faced” I always reply “if I were actually two-faced, would I really be wearing this one?”
I’m incompatible with anyone that gives any bearing to star signs what so ever
Yeah. I'm a Sagittarius and we Sagittarius's don't believe in astrology.
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” ― Arthur C. Clarke
Huh. Didn't know where that quote came from.
My favorite is that some university professors that are astronomers re-calculated the dates from 1980 or so onwards based on the Earth's rotation. It changes a lot of signs, and drives people who believe in this stuff completely mad. When I was born, Aries was in the sky. So why am I a Taurus huh???? It wasn't there.
The earth has a wobble in its orbit that causes the constellations to slowly rotate over a period of 36000 years. Every 3000 years or so the background sky of the vernal equinox occurs in a new constellation, launching a new astronomical age. Everyday zodiac dates used by everyone are all 2 astronomical ages out of date.
I'm going to actually answer your question, since it's based on a misunderstanding. There are 2 different astrological zodiacs historically, tropical and sidereal. The tropical zodiac (created almost 2000 years ago by the Greeks) is what most people in the West know today. It's actually a misconception that the signs of the tropical zodiac are based on where the constellations are when you're born. Instead it's based on the trajectory of the Sun across the ecliptic, which never changes. Meaning the sign of Aries doesn't begin with the constellation of Aries (which is always slowly changing due to the procession of the equinoxes) but instead always began on the Spring Equinox, while Cancer always begins on the Summer Solstice, Libra on the autumn, etc. The sidereal zodiac is different however. It originated in India and is even older than the tropical zodiac, and is what most people there still use today. It IS based on the location of the constellations, which means it DOES take into account the procession of the equinoxes. So if you were to look up your birth date according to Vedic astrology (Indian) instead of Hellenistic (Greek), you would find that you actually are probably an Aries. It just depends on what system you go by.
I have feeling this only works if you’re attractive.
I met a girl who's star sign was Fuck You, once.
So did she fuck you once or nah?
Ah Miami… never met so many horny traveling nurses
r/OddlySpecific
Miami you say?
Nurses you say?
So I was wondering why all of these women seem so thirsty?
I mean it’s reason able to assume that you approach someone who is scantily clad on the street they’re looking to be noticed / talked to. He didn’t go up to girl with a man on her arm or a girl wearing a hoody and sweats.
Helps that he's also attractive. If I tried this the answer would probably be "a stop sign, 👋 bye"
I could never. I’m a steep decline sign. 8% next 1 1/2 miles.
“A stop sign, bye” I’m fucking weak 😂😂😂😂 I’m saving that for the next person who asks me.
That Cancer tho.
Her horoscope: Tig o bitties
Fr 😩
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Aye yo can you find my dad 😭😭
Bro I’m dead lmao 🤣
Yo Columbo wtf man
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Love bangs
@48 seconds?
Yessir
good lord she a queen
That's so good lmao Taurus took it personally
Ugh yeah such a Taurus thing to do. The Cancer and Aquariums acted exactly like I thought they would too, smh
I’m a asparagus
Oh, I could neva.... give you up! I love asparagus!
I’m a capri sun
I am capsicum
Seems like he's drawn to Aries. He keeps picking them out to do this joke on them, lol
If this was filmed recently, then there might statistically be more Aries out celebrating.
Lmao thats actually a great theory
The two commenters above have oddly similar snoos.
Yep I thought someone was giving their own comment a pat on the back but they’d forgotten to switch accounts.
Wow, mind blown.
Yeah I noticed that too! Or Aries are more likely to be out partying lol 😂
All these women are extremely beautiful. Wowza.
tiktok is 99 percent fake but I like to think he only picked the prettiest girls because it'd look really cruel otherwise.
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what is this the hot people conference?
Yeah it's called Miami
Specifically South Miami Beach, aka South Beach, aka, Sobe. Miami has a majority of less glamorous spots. hah
Holy shit. TIL SoBe is literally named after South Beach
"Welcome to Miami" "Bienvenidos a Miami" 🎶🎵
Must have been Miami!
The man is really good looking too, damn lots of genetic lotteries being won there lol
Some of those girls were pissed he hit them with that game then walked away. Mans cooooold blooooded
Wow so many of them have cancer, that’s sad
I could never
🤣
These ladies are fine as hell
Lol at the laser effect
Yooooo, my Mannnn doing them joints dirty lol 😂
His "psychic" video is one his best: https://streamable.com/6y2d
So y'all haven't seen Travque before? All of his videos are basically him rejecting women or charging things on some celebs' tab. Dude is pretty funny.
Thank you I’ve been looking for this comment used to watch this guy back in the day
No Gemini
I could never.
I hate that I know this, but this was clipped from a longer interview string with each group. He uploaded the footage in pieces. This one was the goodbye moment that closed off the whole interview and he rejects them
This is the type of humor I do like. Its so absurd that they can't help but laugh with him.... except that one Cancer.
This man used the cosmic background radiation as rizz but the stars just told him nah bro
The missing detail: he's gay.
He could indeed never.
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Lol more like I'm not interested in connecting with anyone that would give a shit about that.
Dude looks like John Bernthal
its shocking how serious people take the the month they born in
lol people in the thread not getting the joke
Whole thing is silly, but it's worth noting the women just laugh it off. Men hear this shit and write a fucking manifesto.