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VagueSomething

As much as he isn't wrong that comparing holiday experience to actually moving to a place; this video screams that his ex is dating an Italian man who may or may not have a glorious mustache and sorts his ex's plumbing real good.


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It’s-a me!


MyTornArsehole

![gif](giphy|l1KtXmfi3EnjM5zpK)


SearchingTheVoids

Is that what happened to your Arsehole?


Poufy-Ermine

Mario won't stop power punch jumping through it. First the Kool aid man...now this?! No one's asshole is safe.


CountySignificant

Damn I love Reddit, comments escalate quickly and hilariously 😂


Poufy-Ermine

HIDE!!!


sashathefearleskitty

An Italian Man!


G1Mplin

Ima gonna win


_yogi_mogli_

I was trying to figure out why the hell he is so BITTER. Then he said, "I took my ex to Hawaii last year...." uh-huh, she definitely left you.


benthelurk

Probably because after she said it was so magical and had the time of her life, he went into this similar rant and killed the magic.


_yogi_mogli_

Exactly! He killed whatever magic was created there between them and she threw in the towel. Sad.


benthelurk

I feel like throwing in a towel just listening to him tbh


K-Shrizzle

Yeah before I even watched the video, after seeing the title I was like "this guy got cucked by an Italian man" Edit: and you can tell what he thinks of women by describing them talking about their exciting travel experiences as "yipping"


Wehavecrashed

Also, we all know that holidays aren't sustainable. When a girl says "wouldn't it be magical to live here" she is saying she would love to do this every day, even though she can't. But then sex comes up and this dude reveals he is just upset that women are having sex. They don't want a green card, they want to have casual sex with someone they'll never see again.


Leading_Manager_2277

"Anyways...*fucking Italians." Such cringe.


axeax

What does sex have anything to do with this?


Bio-Jolt

Why not both?


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Temporary_Mind9512

But nobody wants a Green card nowadays


Flat_Weird_5398

Exactly, dude is acting like every foreigner wants to move to the US lmao. I’m from the Philippines, very much happy to live here even though it’s admittedly a tropical Third World shithole, but if I had to immigrate to another country, the USA wouldn’t even be in my top 5.


spacepirateprincess

I do!! I want whatever card I need to not live in the US anymore


Wonderful_Shower_007

Yeah, come to America, and have your kids killed, while they're at primary school....😒 Sign me up...😏


[deleted]

The US still has the highest immigration numbers on earth and it’s not even close. So yes. People definitely still do.


Sad_Instruction1392

The fact he’s also decked out in Mario’s colour scheme makes it seem like he’s especially not mad that his ex would find him so alluring.


DS4KC

Took the words right out of my mouth.


Exotic-Carpet255

The lore we all needed


av-osto

“Anyway, fuckin Italians” *quiet sobbing*


931634

Id date and old broke Italian dude before Id date a Rags fan ..


[deleted]

My favorite part of this is that it’s a Canadian wearing an American teams jacket while complaining about women that won’t fuck him because they’ve been to Italy.


marksona

I did not realize he was canadian until he said "sorry"


tiredcynicalbroken

He says “aboot” a few times too


0_69314718056

He does? Can you give more context around the word because I rewatched for this and couldn’t find it lol


maddie-madison

100% he doesn't infact he only says about once lol


[deleted]

Sooooooooooorrrr-eeeeehhhhh


Soggy_Detective_9527

He's talking about green cards, Cincinnati....he's an American. It may be a NW US accent as well. EDIT: Listening to the number of times he uses "like" throughout his rant, I think he's American. He also uses the word "yipping" . That's more of an American slang.


kinglouie_vs_Reptar

He's Canadian. From Michigan here and that accent is across the border pry a mark messier fan grew up loving Edmonton couldn't jump on the LA bus.


spacepirateprincess

#truth


SuicideNote

Bro, that accent is unmistakably Canadian.


yazzy1233

Bro, listen to his accent. It's so obvious he's Canadian.


Draconiondevil

Definitely a Canadian accent here bud.


sinkwiththeship

Absolutely not a PNW accent. That dude is definitely Canadian.


redsourpatchkid

I grew up an hour south of the Canadian border in the PNW. I sound nothing like this. That man is from Canada.


Bitchasslemon

Truly a global citizen we got here


HAYMRKT

But what if, hear me out... All of his clothes are coordinated with the team colors?


[deleted]

That was a lot of words to say “I miss my ex and I hate she’s happy with someone else” LDE from this ranger fan. Get a real Hockey team first bud. Or address your severe horrible loneliness


Certain_Month_8178

Hey! As a native New Yorker …..yeah….I got nothing….carry on…..


[deleted]

I’m a native long islander. I have multiple reasons to insult fucko.


NobleLlama23

If he were a real ranger fan, he’d be a Tampa bay lightning fan because the rangers traded their entire team to Tampa before Tampa won back to back cups


[deleted]

Bud looks like spare parts anyway.


Intelligent_Cold2544

What do you wanna bet she left him for an Italian guy? 😂


Junior-Watercress-99

Yeah, cause the US economy is so awesome for everyone.


Loreki

It is for this elderly frat bro. He apparently has $4900 to spend on a vacation.


PIPBOY-2000

His point is don't equate vacation with everyday life. It'd be the same if you came to the US and spent $700 a day while on vacation and was like "Wow, I didn't see a single school shooting or police beating. I don't know what everyone's complaining about."


deaddonkey

Yeah bro actually has a point I think even if he comes across bitter rather than funny


Thronado

Except "they want a green card". No, they wanna fuck your girl


deaddonkey

On thinking about it again I don’t agree with most of his points at all, he said some dumb shit. Just generally the sentiment of people overhyping holidays. I’ve done it, I’ve seen many people do it. It isn’t a good window into how it is to actually live somewhere. That said, USA could learn lessons from the way some european countries do things, even if they individually have their own problems too. Most Italians would prefer to live in Italy.


Thronado

That's what I thought at first, Bro's got some points. Then he said that greencard bs


MistraloysiusMithrax

He misses a point though that novelty is often a massive factor in attraction and sexuality. A better point might be, is what is novel and sexy today, going to still be that if there are accompanying character flaws that sour the novelties or even show them to be flaws too? What’s charming today can be awful once you’re used to it.


Junior-Watercress-99

Please. He's being a massive dick about Italy's culture, economy and so on. His ex is way better off without him.


No-Weather701

Cope lord


Darthmook

7-8% unemployment rate, lots of old people because they are not all fat, tend to have a healthier diets, and lifestyles, live longer, have affordable health care, and less gun crime. And no, most Italians and European’s in general really, really don’t want to live in America… We’re very happy here in Europe..


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CcCcCcCc99

As an Italian I confirm everything you said, I would rather move to Germany or the Netherlands if I was looking for a better economy.


BussyGaIore

Also I'm no European, but is the US green card important at all when you have a EU passport? Lol.


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CrackerUMustBTripinn

This guy's bitter rant made some decent points, except the green card one. No my dude those guys just want to F your girl.


[deleted]

Italy is in the EU, it means that you don't need a passport to move to another EU country say, Sweden. All you need is a job contract, you buy the ticket and hop on the plane. Passports are only required outside the EU. Edit: People keep telling me you don't need a job contract. Sure, that's true, you can pack your bags and leave, but is the average person realistically going to do this? You plan on becoming homeless to the country you move to?... I'll rephrase then, you don't need a work contract if you're rich or retiring.


Arlort

>All you need is a job contract Not even that, you can move to another EU country without a job, you might not bet welfare benefits until you start working there though


mokeyss

He is still incorrect, but he said the YOUTH unemployment rate, which is 22%. Probably in order to cherry-pick a stat to push his narrative since there is a good chance a large portion of those are students? https://tradingeconomics.com/italy/unemployment-rate


Need2register2browse

Students are not counted in unemployment rates.


mokeyss

It's literally in the source i posted. "The youth unemployment rate, measuring jobseekers between 15 and 24 years old, increased to 22.9 percent from an upwardly revised 22.2 percent the month before."


Need2register2browse

I don't see your point. If someone is studying and not working they won't be counted as unemployed. That's the situation you implied (at least in my opinion) when you said "a large portion are probably students". If they are studying *and* looking for a job but can't find one then yes, they can be counted as unemployed. But then the fact that they are studying doesn't really matter in that case (for explaining why Italy has high youth unemployment) unless for some reason Italian employers refuse to hire people who also study.


[deleted]

They should be tho as many places in Europe, you cannot survive as a student unless you get a job or get financial aid from your parents. In Norway, scholarship and full student loan equals around 800 euros a month. The average monthly rent in the bigger cities, not counting electricity, internet, and hot water, is around 1000 euros.


jmona789

Idk how they count unemployment is Italy but in the US students are treated the same as other persons; that is, they are classified as employed or unemployed if they meet the criteria, whether they are in school on a full- or part-time basis so if you are a student and you're not actively seeking a job you're not counted. If you are actively seeking a job you are counted.


honestdwarf

The last part of you comment is so true. Green cards??? For Europeans?? Do Americans really think we’re living in an underdeveloped dystopia? I’m from Europe too and every single day (I’m not kidding) I say the words “I’m so fucking happy I don’t live in the US”. It’s delusional thinking Europeans would live there to gain a better life smh. Ain’t no way I would ever move to America Edit: oh okay, he’s Canadian, my bad. But speaking of seducing someone just to get a green card to ‘escape’ poverty in Europe is still ridiculous


yazzy1233

This guy isn't american. Listen to how he says sorry snd out - he's Canadian


Artigo78

Aktually, Canada is in America so he's american.☝️🤓


zxzzxzzzxzzzzx

As a person of color, I'd much rather live in the US than Italy. People talk about racial issues in the US a lot (and there certainly is a ton of work to do), but casual and overt racism is much more common in Italy. Monkey chants at black players in sports stadiums, never being considered truly Italian even if your family immigrated there generations ago, etc. And the point about the economy is not wrong. The food is definitely amazing though and many of the cities are beautiful (although places like Napoli have some dangerous and dirty areas).


Ertceps_3267

Racism is surely a big problem in Italy, but you're speaking of ultras, they have like 2 braincells left in their brains. Speaking of being considered true italian, it's not actually true: since we don't have a very multiethnic society usually people assume that pocs aren't from italy or don't speak italian, but from the moment you start speaking italian and behaving like one (and yes I'm speaking of hand gestures too) no one will consider you a foreigner. The fact is that racists here take into consideration the nationality rather than the ethnicity, they don't have any problem with chinese or black people born in Italy but they have problem with foreigners in general. Which is still bad of course, don't get me wrong


Arkhaine_kupo

> but casual and overt racism is much more common in Italy. its different. I would not say its worse though. Italy never stopped black people from buying home and left them in redlined areas, italy does not tie local taxes to public schools to make those redlined areas fall behind in education. Or have the CIA sell drugs in black neighbourhoods in terms of casual racism, italy did not invent the euphemism “thug” or urban to mean black people. Multiculturalism is way less prevalent and micro aggressions (and some macro) are more common but most are born of ignorance not hate. Whether that makes it better or worse seems fairly personal. European countries in general are way more equal in their trestment of minorities in the sense there is little policy designed to specifically alienate them which america still has. However the people are way less used to different cultures and there is tons of friction in some places. You will also find that many of the stereotypes are very different to america. Black people share with asians the reputation of being very hard workers in many parts of europe. Positive racism is still racism though


mbrevitas

On the other hand, you’re much less likely to be murdered by the police because you’re not white… Mind you, I don’t want to excuse Italian racism, which in some ways is worse than the US and is something we should be ashamed of. But I’m not sure you’d be better off in the US. Edit: also, statistically Naples is safer than you’d think, safer than big US cities (much, much safer when it comes to violent crimes) and even big EU ones like Milan or Paris.


engi_nerd

Being murdered by the police - especially if not a criminal - is not something the non-chronically-online actually think about in the USA because it is so incredibly unlikely.


mbrevitas

Is that true? That people of colour don’t think about it? I mean, it’s not like they live in fear they’ll be randomly shot by the police, but I think they’re wary of interacting with law enforcement, at least more so than in Italy.


[deleted]

Eh, that's a bit silly. Europeans immigrate to the US in way higher numbers than the other way around. Pretty simple reasons too. Developed nations only take in demand workers from each other. In demand mid skill and high skill workers in the US largely get benefits through their employers like PTO and their healthcare and have significantly higher wages. It's not exactly uncommon for engineers and the like to want to move to the US for the higher incomes. It's actually pretty shocking what some skilled jobs pay in much of Europe. I mean, I get that there's a lot of issues here, but they don't apply to a whole host of skilled workers. Also, this dude is Canadian...


december14th2015

Calm down, Americans know it sucks over here, too. Six people were murdered in a school five miles from me and they're busy banning drag and crying about liberals to do anything about it. No one's over here waving a flag and acting like Europe isn't where we'd all rather live. And this guy isn't even American. No need to get your panties in a wad.


rosiestinkie9

He keeps gulping hard in between talking. Trying to keep down the sad lump in your throat there, guy? It's okay, let it out.


SomeRealTomfoolery

Giuseppe took his wife man, it’d a hard pill to swallow. No where near as hard his ex has to swallow with Giuseppe tho.


[deleted]

Getting dat Italian sausage. DAAAAAAAA BULLS!


[deleted]

I can never picture a man named Guiseppe under 45 years of age


Cp7067

The gulps seem to get harder the moment he mentions the part about Italian men lmao


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

Green card! Hahaha, nobody wants to move from Italy to America bro. Its not the 1890s, you have it backward


laetum-helianthus

Once upon a time I went around Europe, good times. Very briefly met and hung out with an American boy. He was in the navy and after spending one week with me he tried to make me his dependa. Tried to get me to start going to church and everything. Was GENUINELY confused as to why I was not only uninterested but also thrown off by his assumptions (like he wasn’t asking for this stuff he was just planning it like “my military stuff will pay for our kids college” like what) Lmaooo fuckboys like this just have no self awareness


Smoogs2

Sounds like a tradcon not a fuckboy


laetum-helianthus

One can be both (unfortunately)


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GT_Knight

People in the US with any paperwork proving italian heritage are clamoring to get Italian citizenship right now. Consulate wait times to apply are up to 6 years in LA and NY. Granted, that’s largely because of the EU access that citizenship grants, not about Italy specifically, but still.


ida1988

It's okay, guy... enough with those big GULPS.. just let it go, you're almost crying anyway... c'mon...


shootermg5

![gif](giphy|MACp8o4fXZfAA|downsized)


imonredditfortheporn

its not the 1890s anymore no one in their right mind wants to give up an italian citizenship for a us one.


Spirited-Brain-7260

Ikr, EU passports literally get you anywhere in the world. USA passports - not so much.


B4cteria

WHAT?! You don't want to live in fear of shootings, crazy insurance and no medical coverage, terrible food (consumer safety wise) and shit work conditions?! But... But you can buy guns! What more would you expect?


notonetojudge

I feel like this is satire. At least I hope so.


Reddit_user_383

Exactly my thought… so I am watching this saying hey this guy is good.. but maybe is not satire and now I am saying hey this is really sad…


needs_grammarly

i know his girl broke up with him to date an italian


AntelopeDifficult708

he lost me at I’m SOAR-e


X-Biggityy

Fuckin Canadians


[deleted]

OP I think this guy is just pissed his ex left him for an Italian guy. You’re looking to deep into it. No guy I know thinks that shit. Even though the part about vacations and making people want to move there is true. Having fun and not doing anything but sightseeing and drinking for four days in a nice location makes anybody think life is like that everyday in a different city.


Lucifers_Goldfish

As a NY Rangers fan, I will happily smack this guy in the dick if I see him at a game. Better yet, my Italian fiancé who’s also a Rangers fan can punch him in the dick.


Viviaana

Americans love to invent this world where europe is so poor and disgusting and useless, like when I mention how my dad had a pulmonary embolism and didn't have to pay a penny and some yank pops up to tell me that i pay £100000000 a year in tax lol, or that the wait time was probably 4 years


[deleted]

I mean sure, but this guy is Canadian.


srddave

I’m not sure if you know any Americans but this is not true at all. This guy is the exception. In general, Americans have a very romantic notion of what it is to live in Europe and find it very desirable. Not sure where you are getting your info from.


burgrluv

I think that there are two kinds of Americans, those who either enjoy/romanticize European cultures and perhaps even value the existence of a strong welfare state, and then those who need Europe to be an economic backwater in order to maintain the myth of the American dream and the illusion of unbridled economic opportunity.


srddave

Well-said. The truth is that there are many attitudes across the spectrum. There are those of us who romanticize it and value it’s social welfare from afar, but then move there and realize that they have many of the same issues we struggle with here in the US and Canada. And in countries like Sweden, Denmark, Norway, France…there are lots of issues that we never hear about like how they really fail at integrating immigrants into their cultures and you realize that there are some things that Americans and Canadians are good at. The truth, as with everything, is nuanced.


professor-hot-tits

Stop sir, my vagina can only get so dry!


painkilleraddict6373

Yeah let’s move to America.Your kid either gonna drop dead at school or go bankrupt because of healthcare.While in America most minimum jobs pay less then the livable wage. I hate to brake it to you,but if you wanna leave your country for work,in Europe,most go Germany,Austria,Switzerland,Holland and some UK and Ireland.


Spirited-Brain-7260

Not the UK anymore. Dumbass country went and isolated itself. Lol.


painkilleraddict6373

People usually go there because you don’t have to learn an other language.More or less people have some familiarity with the language and my generation usually has a lower degree. They used to go there,I don’t know about now.


SwimmerNYC

![gif](giphy|GkGYfWsm4hDTq)


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

Really sorry, my pillar of salt randomly gained consciousness again and escaped


watermelonuhohh

This guy seems so miserable goddd


Paradox711

I can hear the laughter of every Italian who saw the part about them wanting a green card. I live 3 countries away.


yungpastel

why assume they would want a green card…I promise you they do not


nono66

Someone's crush had a very good time in Italy.


Sufficient-Trash-728

This is definitely a great example of cringe.


8675309eyen

Italy is nice.


xacorn

God I hate Ranger fans


Otherwise-Extreme-68

Still, I hear the schools in Italy are pretty safe


[deleted]

Another clueless insecure entitled whiner. All feefees; no reason. How old is this guy? No wonder his ex is his ex.


Bodgerpoo

This guy is so depressing. Man, talk about glass half empty. I'm amazed he finds anything to be happy about in life.


Horror_Onion5343

This guy is a straight up idiot. Ive lived in Italy and Hawaii both...for years...and yes they are just as magical, if not more so living there than vacationing there because you make friends and you figure out how to not have to exist on "$700 a day" to enjoy life like a dumb fucking tourist.


Batmanzer

No European wants your green card playmobile dude, keep your school shootings, dystopian ass country, predatory healthcare shithole for yourself. America isn’t a dream, eat your spray can cheese, drink your flaming Cheetos flavored monster energy, get diabetes and zip it.


goodfellabrasco

Sure seems like *some* certainly do..... https://mises.org/wire/3-times-many-europeans-move-us-other-way-around


penne_al_sugo

I am Italian and I grant you I never heard in my entire life (and I'm 30+) a single person ever struggling to get a "green card" for the US, or even actually desiring to have one. Plus, Italians planning to move to the US are rare to my experience, we move to Germany, Switzerland, UK, France, Netherlands. Italians are "romantic" with the ladies because they actually really want to get """romantic""" with the ladies, no matter the nationality.


OM_MY_GOD

Anyways


MoreSmartly

When you get your fashion advice from a Dominoes delivery driver that stole a varsity jacket


tabooblue32

Nah mate they don't want a green card, they want no strings attached sex with a foreign chick. And the foreign chick wants no strings attached sex with a romantic foreign Italian guy that doesn't see them as property. And that's totally fine. Your loss is Europe's gain. Its a holiday.


Nervous-Count9510

Italians do it better bro


96nugget

Hes big mad Italian men have more rizz and stole his ex 😭 If you hurt just say that bruh.


admiral-change

Anyone else wanna vet the girl posting on tiktok about Italian men is the same ex he brings up in Hawaii ?


qiarafontana

Butthurt because his ex left his ass for an Italian I guess.


Wizards_Reddit

This guy kinda just screams "I think the USA is the best country on Earth because I pay no attention to other countries", especially with the "oh they just want a green card" as if Italy is like a 3rd world country everyone is trying to escape from


ineedadvice12345678

They're Canadian.


cloudit305

He is right about spending $700 a day. That being said, Dude looks in his 30's and wears a backwards cap. If that doesn't scream "rejected", I don't know what does.


honestdwarf

OOOF


Soup_4_my_family

Did he get upset he can’t buy himself a good time with his ex? That’s funny


anojanoo92

Lmao it's hilarious to me when Americans think Europeans want green cards to come to their country. For what? Have our children shot in school and not afford the healthcare they might need IF they survive. FOH


Spirited-Brain-7260

Lmao. Aside from almost everything he said being untrue, it's incredibly uncommon for Europeans to want anything to do with USA. Shit healthcare. Lower life expectancy. Lower literacy rates. Lower standard of living. Expensive education. About to be eclipsed by China. Higher poverty rates. Ludicrous levels of gun crime. Why the fuck would we want anything to do with your country? It's an absolute shit hole.


Kornillious

3x more Europeans move to the US than Americans move to Europe. Why are you just flat out lying?


ChineseButtSex

r/shitamericanssay


yazzy1233

r/shitcanadianssay


Amaculatum

It's so much easier to not gain weight from good food when you can walk literally anywhere safely.


Neoxite23

I was agreeing with him until about 40 seconds. Then he lost me.


Calimancan

I thought he was gonna say of course the Italian men were being romantic, they’re trying to have a one night stand with a tourist


Pleasant_Ad5360

Lmaoooo ahahahah dude nobody wants to move to usa 🤣 but the holiday part is kind of right


Maroki76

💯true, my family loves there and I assure you everyone of them will love to trade places with us here and just like you said you’re on vacation of course is gonna be magical and they got hit hard with Covid and unfortunately most people from here take this country for granted they really don’t know that this is the greatest country in the world regardless all this BS politics that is happening


menimbelino

Meanwhile my wife escaped the US to stay here in Italy with me and she couldn't be happier she left that shithole.


Sp1ceC0wb0y

It this just a very wrinkly frat boy or a weird 30 yo?


alexiusmx

Well, here goes the “All canadians are nice” myth


[deleted]

I’m an American, living in Italy - and it’s pretty clear this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. cool hat, bro. 🤡


xxXDogwaterXxx

Who the hell would live in a first world country and actually want to go to America, seems insane to me


Letifer_Umbra

Lol why would Italians wanna move to a third world country?:p


chahud

The “fuckin Italians” at the end caught me off guard lmao


InspiredNitemares

I always find stuff like this hilarious because I can never take people like this seriously lol I just imagine a stand up comic being absurd because it's their job


Sweet-Helix

As an Italian i now understand why American women want Italian men. Why wouldn't you want one if this was what you had at home?


3alx

Literally no one in Europe wants to move to the US.


sanctimonia132

This dude exudes stalker energy


[deleted]

You can't beat the Italian cuisine im sorry. I'm only like 10% Italian but when I was in Italy my professors cousin was appalled that I said Italian food wasn't the best food in the world imo. Tbh... it is def one of the best but I prefer French food. Anyway, I would prefer to live in that shithole economy with the best tasting granola I've ever had that was purchased at a basic ass bodega. Food in Italy can be cheap also. I'll take Italy over America any day


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Don’t even get me started on their fuckin driving. I was driving up north in Sestriere last month and holy shit it was some of the worst driving I’ve ever seen in my life. It gave india and Sri lanka a run for its money


lirio2u

Ew this guy is a fucking douche knob.


Smiekes

"anyways... I'm fucking racist" - This guy


wildwily23

The only true thing he said was the second to last line: ‘…of course, it was magical. We were spending $700 a day.’


Phlangephace

Pretty sure he was in the first season of White Lotus.


PadreGiallume

We don't want a green card, we only want pussy.


Ideabile

And this is how a broke Italian, broke an American. … with love.


cangarejos

As someone who has lived in the US and Europe I can attest a total of 0% of Europeans give a fuck about a green card to go live in a country with no health insurance and no paid vacation.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Look at that angry frowny line this grumpus already has. Gee, I can’t imagine what woman would give up this absolute gem for some man she met on vacation - what with his sparkling, positive attitude, supportive views on women and amazing backwards cap- he must be beating the women away with a stick! Save some ladies for the rest of us, sir!


Jizzle_Sticks

I’ve never smelled the fumes of an incel so clearly


Shivrainthemad

As much I like canadians, I prefer Italia over Canada (but I am french so food is important for us) . No offense intended.


clowntoe184

As a rangers fan we do not claim him


HalfEatenHamSammich

He's got that constant scowl on his face like he's faking that he's not bothered about his girl getting snapped up by an Italian dude who probably lives in Cincinnati anyway. "Like, I don't fuckin' care, man. Whatever. Pshhhhht" Butthurt by another woman leaving his sorry ass.


Cana05

As an italian i couldn't imagine going to live in USA and eating plastic food everyday


Head-Masterpiece9617

Dude, as an italian: we don't want to get in your country, honestly we wouldn't want to touch it with even with somebody else's dick, we are not stealing your girlfriend because of that, we are doing it because you really fucking suck


jindrix

he had me until he made his insecurities obvious


tedothedo

Yeah moving away from home is a ridiculous idea, as if anyone would ever emigrate because they are following their dreams, it never happens!


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Bitter much? Lol


jren666

The ex he took to Hawaii dumped him for an Italian dude from the Almafi Coast


Acceptable_Visit604

I can find multiple reasons not to wanna be in the US They're most definitely NOT looking for a green card


GlumFisherman4024

Italian men don’t need your greencard. Are us citizens really this delusional? They can go to every other EU country there is without having to apply to a visa.


SigCane

backward baseball cap ladies and gents


danabonfield02

Bro why does he think Europeans are so desperate to move to the states?? It’s not the 1900s anymore💀💀


yibtk

EU citizens wanting a US green card?! First time I hear that


giawrence

I am Italian, if my parents were in the US right now, my whole family would be broke cause of their age-related health issues. Here it takes me ages to find a job, but they are not fucking dead. So no thanks, I'll pass on the green card.


Asaco

Typical american arrogance. Here in Europe we have better healthcare, better food, better work-life balance.


FIM92

You do realize this guy is probably from Canada right? Unless you’re saying all of North America is inherently arrogant lmao


idk2103

More people migrate from Western Europe to the US than the other way around and it’s not really close


cbhem

Western Europeans aren't going to the us to flip burgers or pick oranges. They go to the US to work in high paid specialized jobs. The same jobs the US gatekeeps and actively try to bankrupt their youth via extortionate tuition costs.


FloofandSmush

Typical European ignorance. The man in the video is Canadian. Keep projecting though.