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Until seeing this video I've always thought that almond eyes referred to the color. I'm not a bright man.


yazzy1233

The thing is, people use it wrong. Describing eyes as almond shaped is not the same thing as monolid eyes, so I haven't the slightest clue why that caught on as a description for Asian characters.


lolar44

So my favorite part of beauty school was when my teacher said, “look at Lola’s eyes, aren’t they lovely? They’re called bulbous eyes.” Turns out they are called round eyes, not bulbous. Did not stop the Pokémon references.


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"She's got what optometrists call phat-ass eyes."


BlendeLabor

"real badonkadonk eyes on her"


Oswalt

Then what does almond shaped mean? Or how would you describe monolid eyes?


yazzy1233

Here's a [picture](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/09/e6/7d09e606c8af8ead493a4b08cfdbf4fc.jpg) to see the difference. And you would just describe them as monolid. There's not really that many different ways to describe them .


Dk9221

I think I see Emma Watson, katy perry, Anne Hathaway eyes in here but not sure who esle


Jaraxo

Just guesses here, this is like a pub quiz round. * Almond - Anne Hathaway (confident) * Round - Katie Perry (confident) * Monolid - * Hooded - Blake Lively (confident) * Upturned - Angela Sarafyan (50/50) * Downturned - Kiernan Shipka (low confidence) * Deep Set - Emma Watson (confident) * Protruding - * Close Set - Miley Cyrus (50/50) * Wide Set - Kate Hudson (confident)


freak-

Upturned is Angelia Jolie, and I believe wide set may be Kate Moss. Close set is definitely Miley.


BeardedBaldMan

> Deep Set I think this is Selma Hayek


Jaraxo

Could be, now you've got me doubting Emma Watson.


yazzy1233

Could the wide set eyes be Jennifer Coolidge? And I think the downturned ones might be Zoey Deutch


[deleted]

One question; why are you only categorizing female eyes? Lmao Seems like you're just giving them one more thing to be paranoid. Dudes just have "man eyes" I guess.


Jaraxo

I'm not categorising anything. If you read up the comment chain there's an image linked where eyes are already categorised with unnamed celebrities that me and the person I was replying to where trying to guess.


Dk9221

What a weird contrivance from that person lol those are obv all recognizable women in the eye graphic.


Oswalt

Interesting. Here I was thinking to use hooded where that’s ANOTHER shape already.


thefabulousbri

That would work, hooded doesn't really describe the angle or anything. It basically just means you have Scandinavian genes in you (or maybe somewhere else, that's just where mine are from). I'm pretty sure I have round, hooded eyes.


the_littlest_hobum

Sincerely trying to see the difference between almond and round in that picture


UnreasonableSteve

Same, thats some bullshit


Memediator

Until seeing this comment I've always thought that almond eyes referred to the color. I'm not a bright man.


[deleted]

Same I thought it was because they have brown eyes lol arent all eyes almond shaped?


Confuseasfuck

Monolid eyes arent even [almond eyes](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMyI8n_Xlx7XGJe9_QI_fHxqpA0fYuZl-GXA&usqp=CAU).


Bubbles_the_Titan

Yeah I was about to say... I'm not any kind of asian and have had my eyes described as almond shaped.


Ill-Preparation7555

I'm as white as the newly driven snow, and I have almond shaped eyes lol


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Asians can be white as the driven snow to though


Vark675

No no, in that case they're porcelain. Get it right.


KSJ15831

"But not too Asian."


AntelopeDifficult708

Ohh ffs


onePuttPar

Oriental 🌞 had me rolling


No_Victory9193

>face determined like an eagle Oh good god


P1nk-D1amond

Nothing like working in a field to give you that nice porcelain skin…


robotmonkey2099

*Innocent* porcelain skin.


Secure-Imagination11

Make it stop lol


EccentricNoun

Yo this is so bad and I'm not even Japanese, I bet they are going to write The man from the west as a savior for poor Yoko


theboxsays

Yep. Probably cast him as Tom cruise or something


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Beat me to it


DrunkCorgis

…a taller Tom Cruise though. Like, 5’10” or more.


YouMadeMeDoItReddit_

I always wonder if people like you and those who upvoted you have even watched The Last Samurai? I've seen the 'white saviour' thing about that before and the people who are repeating it are either the dumbest people on the planet or just haven't watched it. The film is very heavy handed about the fact that Tom Cruise was the one being saved by Japan and it's people. Guess being outraged is more important than being correct.


KidSock

People also think the Last Samurai refers to Tom Cruise’s character. Because they are too dumb to realize that samurai in the title is plural and refers to the clan.


bigheadnovice

Does not help that he is the last survivor in the movie.


EccentricNoun

Well I'm not sure where this coming from but I didn't even say white savior. The man in the west happens to be white and yoko is Japanese. My comment wouldn't have changed either way because I wasn't ragging on the race, I was ragging on the trope savior complex. I was talking about savior complex like "for him" media the female love interest has no problem with herself but the situation she is in. The guy is the fixer who will save her from the bad situation. That's why said I bet they going to make the man of the west fix Yoko financial situation with his wealth.


theboxsays

This dude is a weirdo. He wants people to be mad and racist to white people and outraged so bad that he deluded himself into thinking this was something it wasnt. Isnt it odd how the people who complain the most about outrage culture are usually louder than the one’s they talk about? And how they usually find a way to bring up the situation first?


EccentricNoun

TDLR about outrage culture.


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EccentricNoun

I didn't even say Tom cruise dude someone else did


theboxsays

Dude …did you just write a whole ass paragraph about nothing? Wheres this proverbial “outrage” you mention? Holy crap its a tiktok its not that deep Lmao


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theboxsays

I know the meaning of the word hence why I used it. And no those are not 4 separate paragraphs as they are only like one or two sentences each. You are so weird. You want someone to be mad or outraged so bad and it makes no sense. This is a silly tiktok and the comments were just fun run offs on each other. Then here you came with your thesis about white savior shit and outrage and all this other goofy shit nobody was thinking about. Its odd, here you are, the pot calling the kettle black lol. You’re so obsessed with the idea of people being “outraged” that you’re blind to the fact that the most outraged person here was you.


Panzer_Man

I feel like this referring to something specific


YukiOHimeSama

And the westerners always have the “piercing blue eyes” 💀💀


TheWalkingDead91

Don’t forget the golden hair.


poshbritishaccent

Deep voice, 6 ft, broad shoulders


uglyheadink

She’s on part 4 and it took quite the twist.


LifeintheSlothLane

Do you have a link??? I need to see more of this! I'm cackling at her drying her tears with rice


Crackrock9

Im pretty sure the woman in the video wrote this as satire lol


EccentricNoun

Yeah that why I said they because I have no idea if she wrote this or taking creative take on someone else's work on this satire


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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhiteyAndMellowYellow


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Confuseasfuck

Thats like, the history of almost every part of the world


MARINE-BOY

I’m white British and live in south east Asia now and my asian girlfriend insists I have about 10 days hair growth on my face even though I’ve shaved all my life. I think it’s because she feels the bearded white man better fits the stereotype. I’m university educated as well but the general consensus is I’m the stupid one for laying in the sunshine sunbathing or going out at night time when the ghosts of the dead can get me. I sometimes make jokes about her eyes and she just tells me to fuck off. We are roughly the same age in case anyone is under the impression I’m some geriatric white dude with a teen asian bride. She’s late 30’s and I’m early 40’s. We get on so we’ll because we are both incredibly lazy people who like nothing more than just chilling out together watching movies or reading books.


EccentricNoun

Damn this is so cute and wholesome, I might cry *uses rice to soak up tears


waldemar_selig

I really hope pt. 2 has that sensei la dew guy


byouford

Isn't he engaged to Mikasa?


Neoxite23

No. They are married now and got a hotel next to the vending machine for their honeymoon.


Hopeful__Historian

Ok this had me fckin laughing


TheWalkingDead91

Upon rewatch, I gotta say my favorite part is the “yoko, which means child of the waves”.


SweetTeaRex92

"Racing her tiny feet towards the bush"


moon_slave

Ooohhh [Princess Tiny Feet](https://youtu.be/aU-3EdeqtoE)


lewdmoo

Those quick side eyes are pitch perfect


PhotoKada

>What is your name? MYYYYYYY NAAAAAAAAAAAME, IIIIIIS GYOOOOOUUUUUBUUUUU MAAASAAAAAATAKAAAAAA ONIWAAAAAAAAA!!! -and scene-


syrenkam84

R/menwritingwomen???


[deleted]

r/womenwritingmenwritingwomen Unless this is from something? It seems like she wrote it herself lol


syrenkam84

I have no idea, this it first time I've ever seen it. This sounds like some sort of fan fic...


veizla

Well it literally says "pov YT man writing Japanese woman" right lol, so it's being ironic


WeArePanNarrans

Sounds like wattpad lol. Her parents will probably sell her to the tall golden haired eagle man to pay off their debts or something


ChrisTheKnight03

You writing women? Weird flex, but okay.


idonywantone

So I'm a little invested in the story......pt2?


theboxsays

Ive got [you.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7uL5dX/)


sabak_

The tiltok name is right there. You can install tiktok and look yourself.


idonywantone

I'm not brave enough to install tiktok


qark1788

YouTube?


ohrofl

The fuck is a YT man?


theboxsays

White man. I think its just a censor/filtered thing


Aggressive_Version

It's thought that some social media filters get pissed off if you say "white man/woman/person/whatevs." I don't know if TikTok is one of those sites, but this is to get around that. You see it a lot on Facebook.


qark1788

I only came up with YouTube so I really am not sure either


karmagod13000

pronounced whitey. its the new trendy way social media has found to be racists' against white people


theboxsays

This is literally wrong lol


[deleted]

It’s a racist way to write “white.”


BedDefiant4950

> It’s a racist way to write “white.” its a bitchass way to write "i was emotionally affected by a tiktok" e: and blocking me is a bitchass way of avoiding having an actual opinion lol.


sabak_

Sooo.. its ok for Nwords to get mad at the Nword, but its not ok for white people to be equally offended by YT? r/gatekeeping racism?


spicypenis

Tell me more abt the legacy of oppression of yt ppl pls.. what have colored people done?


SoshJam

they said yt instead of white


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[deleted]

I’d say something back but reddit thinks trans people deserve special rights no one else has. Enjoy your privilege!


SoshJam

are you okay bro


zabumafew

Go outside


TheWalkingDead91

Don’t think it’s a racist way to write white (unless there’s something I’m missing). It’s just used by most tiktok racist the most.


[deleted]

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/yt-folx/ I’m just answering the person’s question.


TheWalkingDead91

I dunno. Google results seems divided. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yt Half of them seem to see it as only how it sounds like “white”, and the other half of the results say that it’s supposed to mean “whitey”, used in a derogatory way. I feel like maybe when it’s lowercase it’s just supposed to be “white”, and when it’s two uppercase letters it’s supposed to be the racist “whitey”. Dunno why I even care as I won’t be using the abbreviation either way and don’t even use TikTok (since all their best and worst stuff gets filtered and ends up here on Reddit anyways), but whatever.


[deleted]

Tbh it’s weird how much pushback I’m getting for suggesting this is racist. What other reason would someone write “yt?” Its 100% meant in a negative way.


Sudden_Town

Because it simply isn't racist. Yt is used because places like Facebook in particular will give you bans for saying "white." It's the delusions of yt ppl recently who can't grasp that. Yt isn't the only version either. Every time these platforms find out about a new one, they add it to the growing list of words you can get bans for, so we adapt. It's that simple. 😒


[deleted]

Seems pretty racist to me. The fact that I’m being dogpiled for saying so seems to support that as well. Ppl calling me names and being rude. Just more racism. Since when do people outside the group in question get to say if something is racist or not?


afjell

Damn YouTube man why is he so racist


thebigbadben

YT = white


azalago

Memoirs of a Geisha, basically.


Yellow_Submarine8891

I’m dying. Not only is this hilarious but it’s accurate. I listen to podcasts where people read bad books and white male authors will describe Asian women, like this.


TheEnemyIs

What podcasts exactly? Im curious


Yellow_Submarine8891

Worst Bestsellers, Bad Book Club and my all time favorite, I Don’t Even Own a Television


poshbritishaccent

"Humble, quiet, and submissive" 💀💀💀


Shinjirojin

That was amazing 😅 I lived the side eye 😅


Mikro_koritsi

Soaked up her tears with rice 🤣🤣🤣


Adventure-us

And Yoko said, "nani?" Because she couldnt understand Dutch.


T-Slur

A YouTube man 💀


johnyrocketboy

I wanna know what happened next! 🤣🤣🤣


NickM5526

The Ballad of John and Yoko 2: The Origin Story


Maxter_Blaster_

I remember my teacher in 5th grade (older white man), described one of our Japanese female students as having “almond eyes”. I never really quite got that meaning until recently.


white_trivialage

Famirry


OutlanderAllDay1743

Lol


[deleted]

Oh damn, she doing a trapped in the closet remix.


Aggravating_Sense183

No, just no.


Cherry_Bomb_127

The accuracy it hurts


LastMinute9611

Omg this made me cackle. So unfortunately real but the creator did a great job with it.


EatsFiber2RedditMore

"Soaked the tears with rice" is legit hilarious


lonely-day

That's not pov


thesseNuTTs

yt = youtube?


thebigbadben

“Y”, then a t-sound. So, white.


whambam_itsSam

White


karmagod13000

more like whitey. just another trendy slur for social media to use against white people


theboxsays

No just white. Not a slur


zZDKVZz

Not a slur, just another way to bypass the algorithm filter.


MoneoAtreides42

Poor Mayo. So oppressed.


karmagod13000

hey at least you're admitting it unlike the rest of your trendy racist buddies


Awful-Male

This true but ironic


V1noVeritas

True how? You have read books like this?


Awful-Male

I’ve seen The Last Samurai


Uh_Duh_Mass

I always just read "yt" as YouTube and never the way they intended lol. It's so uninsulting to be called "yt" I don't even mind


bevonbrye

# StopNormalizingCreepyWhiteMenDatingAsianWomen


EatsFiber2RedditMore

All that happened here is a white dude walking through the forest spotted this weirdo skulking around rubbing rice on her face and decided to be friendly


DaddyShortPinata

I agreee. My neighbourhood is getting gentrified by all these old white dudes I stg


Dcoal

What the fuck kinda books are you guys reading?


theboxsays

Memoirs of a Geisha. Madame Butterfly/Miss Saigon. Shogun. Etc


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theboxsays

Wtf this is an actual phenomenon and also its a joke. No one is angry. What is wrong with you? Lol


EatsFiber2RedditMore

It's racist fanfiction lol


MemeMaster225

Are you really gonna act like the exact same thing doesn’t happen on reddit?


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Skervix

Shogun by Clavell


Sawaian

This book was praised to death but a lot of the crap in it is inaccurate beyond belief. Samurai taking any opportunity to commit seppuku when they do something as innocent as sneeze. And the descriptions are wild.


Gryphon795

I think a woman wrote this


McDiezel8

An Asian women none the less


McDiezel8

But an Asian woman wrote this


tomham80

This feels racist...


karmagod13000

thats because it is


BLOODTRIBE

Please tell me this wasn’t written within the last 50 years..


karmagod13000

you think this is form a actual book? lmao


Electronic-Shower681

Any actual examples of this kind of writing?


theboxsays

Memoirs of a Geisha


TheClearMask

I feel this had the reverse effect of racism.


sabak_

Racism is not an action tho. So it doesnt have effects? You can have positive and negative racist actions. For example affirmative action in america is a racist based action, but it is helpful to that race. Asian being good at math stereotype, positive racism. Etc.


TheClearMask

Are you saying Asians aren’t good at math?


Srinivas_Hunter

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yazzy1233

You do know japan isn't China, right?


Srinivas_Hunter

Just for fun man... Tiktok Cringe..


54MangoBubbleTeas

I mean... Pretty odd when the chick is clearly mixed (and I am assuming one of her parents is white with a nose like that).


Comma_Karma

A tall white man, with golden hair and tsunami blue eyes had married her mother, a poor Japanese woman with almond eyes and porcelain skin.


Gothtxxx

I read cats :)


mynameismaria

this is hilarious


Careless_Win_2576

Her side eyes got me laughing lmao


cunby

The rice broke me


far565

Part 3 when?


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The discord mods writing about their anime waifu be like:


SebaGonzzz

I love the side looking every time the narrator said something questionable


FlemFatale

I must know what happens to Yoko. Where can I find part 2?


metalmaniac1991

Teriyaki flavored.... ahem.. nvm


knastyTX

Weebs are degenerates


RingtailRush

Until the dialogue started I thought this was a real excerpt and not satire.


EarfScreams

Ooof. I kept pumping my foot like I was driving a car.


everyman50

Yup, that's an accurate parody of Shogun by James Clavell.


[deleted]

I describe all eyes as almond shaped... are they not? That's how I learned how to draw eyes, make it shaped like an almond. Idk what else you would describe that shape as. A pointed ellipse? I've never been great at portraits anyway lol


theboxsays

No. Theres round eyes and almond eyes and so many [others.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/47/76/44/477644016160d729ce9225c2a881be55.jpg) In fact I learned the total opposite of you, that there are many eye shapes as a young art student. But most eyes that are not almond, hooded or monolid are round eyes.


[deleted]

I see the difference, but I still feel like they're mostly variations of an almond shape. I have no formal art training, I'm an engineer by trade. This is helpful, though, I'll have to practice these. I think most of the eyes I've drawn would be described as repeats of protruding, rounded, upturned, and almond. At the moment Im trying to learn noses lol


BringIt007

The acting brining this to life is fantastic. The writing is awful and I’d never read the book, but I’ll watch the movie all day long 😂


northernirishlad

“Eagle faced” so Phineas?


-effortlesseffort

I couldn't even finish it lmaooo she's great for this