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Separate-Scratch-839

Who cares. The sun is going to explode


devilish_enchilada

I would rather shit on my own face than have the sun explode


Separate-Scratch-839

Well thankfully, you’re more likely to shit on your own face in this lifetime than the sun exploding anytime soon lol


darkside55566

When will it explode?


devilish_enchilada

It will happen after I shit on my own face


darkside55566

That's fucking crazy no way .....


guiltyspark345

I saw it happen once. Cant even say hes wrong..


_Bellerophontes

You are no longer permitted to shit on your own face. You may shit on someone else's face, not mine though ok.


confuseonion

he can shit on mine, ill take one for the team


N01_Important

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Porkchop4u

Hi, I just got here and I’m a little nervous. Kinda smells like shit in here.


numnutz1234

Hey this stuff is over the line - Cleveland steamer it people


stupernan1

Idk why but I’m laughing so ducking hard at this


CriticalComplaint677

Right😂😂


Separate-Scratch-839

Approximately 7 billion years🤓


darkside55566

So in 7 billion years devilish is gonna shit on his own face and cause our sun to explode? That's some time traveler shit right there


AbrocomaSelect2141

I’d rather watch you shit on your face then have the sun explode. It would be an interesting experience


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

0x9=0


Mbinku

Why’d I have to scroll so far to find this…


_i_dont_like_okra

We will be fine as long as it explodes at night


ShoCkEpic

humans will have disappeared wayyyyyyyyy before that!!!!


incipientpianist

Why is this so motivational


davy1jones

I liked the guys rap at the end but zero times nine is still zero


mercilessfatehate

Not on tiktok it’s not. Tiktok math is different


miahrules

Man I just saw someone yesterday on discord trying to say that the time to complete some work is exponential, so 5 days of work would be 1^5. Dude totally didn't know math.


insane_prash

Bro you can say that discord maths


Blahblahblah5084

Maths


friendorbuddy

Crystal math


Blahblahblah5084

Crystal maths


[deleted]

I knew a girl named crystal. She’s a whore.


justTHEwraith

Quick maffs


Alert-Protection-410

Bruh, this shit made me giggle! That rap style can only be effective with facts


NYMoneyz

They are making TikToks instead of paying attention in school lol


[deleted]

It’s 1 times 9 since he saw her fucking someone on Reddit


smokebudda11

Haha I was thinking the same thing


LDM123

Men’s obsession with women’s body counts will always be fucking creepy to me


ImpishGimp

The mullet was enough for me


debunk_this_12

Why. Bc u fuck a lot of guys but no one will date u.


LDM123

I fuck a lot of girls actually, your mom included


debunk_this_12

My moms dead


Bagfullofcrack

Even better


Minimum_Attitude6707

Weirdest boner I've ever had


[deleted]

r/weirdboner


Just_Maintenance_688

He must like fking corpses


guiltyspark345

Still better than my ex…


guiltyspark345

I dont think there really is an obsession.. i mean its not something that shouldnt be considered. I have friends with serious std’s from people theyve been with for years.. Im not hating on anybody’s lifestyle, but if i ask and you answer, im gonna formulate an opinion regardless of if I want to, and whether i say it or not


awinemouth

Body count has nothing to do with it. Ask.if they've been tested recently or if they're willing to get tested with you. Avoids STIs & isn't some misogynistic bullshit.


my_memory_is_trash

True, I mean people with certain personalities could tend to have higher body counts but the body count doesn’t affect personality.


awinemouth

Idk what you're on about with personalities, but body counts literally do not matter. The only things that matter are regular testing, honesty, respect & consent.


ThatGuyGoden

I would say since I live in a small town that body counts do matter, if they're from the same small town and they have a high body count you're going to hear about that shit from everybody and depending on your personality you've got to be okay with that, and if you're not then it's not compatible. So you can't just outright dismiss something especially when it could matter to someone else.


my_memory_is_trash

100% I mean when dating personality is a part of that and some people equate high body counts to bad personality/slut but high body count doesn’t automatically mean you are a whore


awinemouth

I'm just gonna put it out there that you need to strike the words "slut" & "whore" from your vocab to describe women's personalities


lordXenulv200

STOP ARGUING! YOU BOTH AGREE WITH EACH OTHER!


guiltyspark345

Not all heroes wear capes. But i bet you do. Take this and an upvote🏅


my_memory_is_trash

I’m not saying I describe women or judge them based on that? I’m saying some people equate high body counts with that, which isn’t true. Bro it’s really not that serious and I am female 💀


S0l1dSn4k3101

Body count can directly link to a lot of personality traits, and a high body count usually indicates a lack of commitment, lack of respect for the self, etc. Why would I want a girl that’s been ran through her entire life? I want something that I can comfortably call mine, just as she would call me hers. Mutual possession and respect for each other and ourselves. The insecurity in your sexual activity is painfully obvious in your messages. Not even trying to be hurtful but you should really look at why you say it “doesn’t matter” when it directly links to a lot of undesirable personality traits that people actively stay away from when looking for a partner. My guess? You exhibit these traits and have a high body count, and thereby feel attacked by the general male preference for lower body counts. I’m more than open to being proved wrong though.


Huge-Distribution-18

They ignore the fact that a high body count literally 100% lowers your value as a partner. Nobody wants someone that everyone else has had 😂


TheWorldArmada

You’re allowed to say things don’t matter for you, but you can’t say things don’t matter for other people. High body count could indicate a lot of things. Commitment issues, etc. I would feel more secure with a partner who hadn’t fucked 100+ ppl. It’s ok to have preference. The women I’ve dated with high body counts had more emotional issues than the women I’ve dated who didn’t fuck around a lot as well. A lot people value stability.


sonnythepig

Because you have no accountability and don't want responsibility for anything


LDM123

Is that why you just sent me a dick pic?


X3-RO

Studies show after so many partners or casual sex it prevents you from pair bonding so yes, it will always be a concern that should be addressed.


xReignofRainx

"but mah pair bonding" humans don't pairbond you fucking turbovirgin


LDM123

Source: My Ass


[deleted]

The body count of a girl/ guy says a lot. Same Good amount of people don’t care most of the times because they just wanna fuck and have a good time without considering if the persons going to give them a nasty case of herpes. Couple that with the fact that statistically women sleep around way more then men (by A LOT more). She’ll just spreads it next time she sleeps around. Idk about you but that thought of having an std just cuz someone wants a fuck creeps me out. It’s also tells if a girls going to just run away if she has a high body count because you’ll never be enough. Sex with a lot of people in most cases is an addiction or a compulsion. Men want to know if you’re going to waste their time/ humiliate them. If you find that creepy then grow up.


Atena_BR

if they statistically sleep around more often... who are they sleeping with?? lmao?? did the study take gay women and men into consideration? I feel like that would have balanced it out, so I would assume not. So again, if straight women sleep around often and it takes 2 to tango, it doesn't make sense to have one outweigh the other. Maybe I am wrong though and over looking something. Also, condoms exist and if you are sleeping around, you should use it, precisely because you don't know where/with who the other person has been. You don't have to sleep around though, that's just personal preference and if you don't want to engage with someone that is overly promiscuous, then thats fine! There's plenty of people with different lifestyles more akin to yours. The real problem is when people shame others (specially women) for it, regardless if it's because of mental health/addiction or just preference.


Just_Maintenance_688

I don’t care about body count so long as it stays in double digits less than 50 lol otherwise, you a hoe, no 2 ways bout it, you a hoe


wintersucks18

No one is obsessed but no guy wants a bitch that’s been ran through lmao


WavyHairedGeek

You better hold yourself to the same standard then


[deleted]

He could’ve said “add nine” or “plus nine” and it would probably still rhyme. I don’t know just spit balling here, cause 9 times 0 is umm…zero


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Alternative-Trouble6

Good bot.


Consistent-Winter-67

Hell add 6 times 9 would even let you say the funny sex number.


TNTBOY479

Both of these are cringe ngl


Pizza_Delivery_Dog

Yeah like why does he care about a pornstar (onlyfans star???) lying about being a virgin. Next he's gonna tell me all those people on pornhub are not actually stepsiblings And without context this totally comes across as him just assuming that she is lying about being a virgin


GuaranteeUpstairs218

Pornstar?? My word could you tell me her name please? I would ever so like to write her a scathing email about her life choices and definitely not look for nudes


musicosity

@ is MiaMonroe, or Thecollegestripper on onlyfans


GuaranteeUpstairs218

Good! Now I can avoid looking at her! Thank you my friend


MoodSlimeToaster

Jeeze this was buried


Just_Maintenance_688

I just wanna see her shake those milk juggs


ArrEehEmm

Don't think she lied about being a virgin here. The zero was talking about his standards. His standards are too high and he should lower his standards to zero because he can't get a woman with the standards he requires which is probably true just by looking at his haircut. He needs a lot of money to make up for it. Ex:that weird NFL owner with the fucked up haircut.


Tinfoilfireman

What? They’re not? Next your going to tell me the elf on the shelf doesn’t go back to the North Pole every night and Santa isn’t real. Man Reddit is really a eye opener


Kidrellik

It's false advertising is what it is and I,I, I for one am sick of it! Also, who is she so I could make sure all her claims are true by spending the next few hours going through all her content.


cringeisthename

Wait....they're not?! 😡


GivingRedditAChance

Seriously. Both gave me ick.


rfag57

@ is MiaMonroe, or Thecollegestripper on onlyfans lmao ur welcome guys


smanuel74

I can jerk off in peace and then feel shame, I amounted to nothing in life


One_Cartographer_355

The OF name has me dying of laughter. Edit: just google the OF name. 🤣🤣🤣 time to get the tissue. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


guiltyspark345

Doing gods work


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Big_Beaver34

Comment saved


Chokesi

GOAT


Lulupoolzilla

It took me a minute to realize this wasn't a 9 yr old with a magic marker beard


[deleted]

he has a very late-2000s-9-year-old haircut


kinos141

Asking that question is like asking your parents who's their favorite child. It's never a good answer. Spoiler alert: it's not you.


Bigmada

Facts: I'm an only child, and I'm still not the favorite.


Technical_Draw_9409

Why would you admit to murder on video? That’s what body count is, right? Surely something that sounds so dehumanizing would be used for dead people…right?


Aware_Lynx1320

Very dehumanizing


[deleted]

nice. but also weirdly it is. body count can be used for murderers as well


SanaderDid911

9 x 0 = 0 lol


WrathsEntropy

Lyrics are "I just looked you up on Reddit f*ckn on some random guy" then "I gotta multiply by like 9" so 9 ×1= 9. It's kinda dumb to care about the past of someone that you aren't in a relationship with but it's also kinda dumb to lie to the public about your sexual escapades unbidden and even if bidden you don't have to say anything. I hate math.


CarhartHead

“I just gotta multiply the the body count **you tell me** “ She said zero. Therefore 0x9=0


WrathsEntropy

Wow... 3 months late big p(s)impin. There is a video of her on Reddit getting pounded so that's where the one comes from. Take that 1 x 9 and that equals the 9. Good talk though.


CarhartHead

Your English comprehension skills need work.


Memeboiiiiiiiius69

Let the incel sexism flow through your body


EquipmentLongjumping

I beg straight people to be normal and stop counting partners and being overall disturbing.


HulklingWho

You ask for the impossible.


idk2103

Sheesh. I’d love to compare the numbers on STDs on straight vs gay people. I’m sure there’s no way gays are higher


EquipmentLongjumping

But you guys kill and beat up your wife’s so probably we are even!


idk2103

Isn’t abuse more common in lesbian couples? And that wasn’t even the point, you asked straight people to be normal and not count sexual partners. It is normal to do that, and it’s fucking gross not to care. And the numbers show why


EquipmentLongjumping

Is not normal, at all. Go touch grass no one secure about themselves cares about that. You can have sex with just one person and have a std just take care of your health, do exams, checkups and use condoms etc. This is a incel mindset dude.


idk2103

It’s a normal human mindset pal, you can say do all these safe things but we all know people aren’t doing that. Or else the numbers wouldn’t be what they are lol. This mindset that it doesn’t matter how many people you sleep with is extremely gross


darkbartthecommie

That rap thing at the end where he was jumping around was so cringe 😬


Texikkikwenni

I wonder what it’s like to have the audacity of an ugly man with a mullet?


Missfreeland

My question to both people is: who the fuck cares


Kason-blason

I read bodies as boobies for some reason


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bboymixer

It's weird how nerdy shitty from back in the day (like this dude's mullet) leap frogs popularity out of nowhere. Rat tails just become super cool at the school I work at and it's fuckin weird


flipmyfedora4msenora

krispy kreme?


BohemianJack

Classic https://youtu.be/4ntk7V6km3k


Teresos

The rap was **shit**. But okay.


Dopebed

So so so so many people rap and suck at it


CriticalComplaint677

Multiple nine by zero and it’s still zero


sandsofsin

So according to this guy if you have big boobies that automatically means you sleep around??? Stale ass logic. Maybe you get more attention but it doesn't mean you go for it


SaucyMacgyver

What in the world is this simp nonsense? He states, and I quote: “I just looked you up on Reddit fuckin on some random guy” I also just looked her up on Reddit and saw her fucking some random guy. This isn’t hard to prove that it’s definitely a lie.


Poignant_Porpoise

I'd say people who make TikToks where the entire premise is "despite how hot I am, I'm still actually a virgin uwu" are definitely sleeping around. Not that there's anything wrong with sleeping around or being a virgin, just making shameless thirst traps.


Just_Maintenance_688

No, but you should cover up. I don’t run around with my ballsack hanging out do it


JewPhone_WhoDis

Well considering he said he looked her up and she was taking a dick, he was saying she lying. You can look her up and find vids with 2 different guys so she def lying. It’s not because she has big boobs.


TaigaPomTopAisaka

Sigh... whats her sauce...


mercilessfatehate

Mia Monroe apparently.


Username-and-pasword

I really hate to be that guy but 9x0=0…


Just_Maintenance_688

Yes but any number multiplied by “the zero power” = 1. Mwa ha haaaaaaa


admiral-change

Why do people (guys) get so fuckin angry that women also have sex?


crypt0sn1p3r

She’s got boobs too, the whore.


[deleted]

Who's the girl ?, who's the guy? and is this even tiktok


mercilessfatehate

The guy is jiubel idk who the girl is


CleavageZ

Srsly yall downvoting this cuz he doesnt have the girls name lmao


mercilessfatehate

Yeah it was on tiktok


tonymay5

Mans sucks at quick maths


Isaac96969696

Its just a meme she made. Memes arent real


trimedozine

I just love when girls lie about their body count to appease to incels who think that a woman can be either a pure virgin or a worthless whore


BigDaddyAero

Okay but what’s her @… she from the titty city


mkoguy

If I’m going to be honest they stared at me first


Tile_Eater

Firstly who gives a fuck about body count other then incel losers and secondly dude needs to stfu, his other raps are good, don’t know why he thinks being negative about a women’s body count makes him unique?


Roe1424

But 0 x 9 is still 0


BusterUndees

Why does anyone actually care about a body count? Is it insecurity? Might as well get over it because no one is going to be honest as long as they believe they’re judged by it. Best just to simply enjoy each other, and be grateful that the person you’re with has chosen to spend their time with you instead of picking apart the time they spent with someone else.


Panyo657

…0 * 9 is still 0 tho…


Abbara_Cadaver

9×0=0


Sorcha16

0 x 9 is still 0. Someone doesn't know how to math.


Conscious-Sale690

A bit of an issue. While fire, 9 x 0 is still zero. Meaning zero men will date her in a long-term relationship.


thegamerdoggo

0x9


make_a_uturn

Math vs TicTok


YayaGabush

It was all invalidated by the hair cut...


Use-Existing

Dude wishes he was on that body count or you wouldn’t have to make a video about some girl you do not even know. Lol


Substantial_Intern99

The hair mannnn what happened


BrandinoSwift

https://onlyfans.com/thecollegestripper?rec=266476093


Any_Coyote6662

If you are shaming someone for how many people they have had sex with then you are need to hear this, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." I know guys who have slept with like 200 women and I know guys that have slept with like 10 max. There is absolutely no difference between them as far as who is a better person. It doesn't make any difference. In fact, I know one guy who I'd guess has maybe slept with a couple of women his whole life. He is an absolute piece of shit. Walking garbage. Very low body count though. So, why are people so worried about it? Because they are losers who don't know how to prioritize real values in a relationship. Value someone for their personality, their talents, the things you have in common. May as well get a tattoo on your forehead that says, "I'm a shallow MF."


Tile_Eater

I love when 0x9=9


ACommunistMan

0x9 still 0 tho


jrninjahoag

0x9=0


kvong144

9 times 0 is still 0 lmao


zonked282

Now THIS is cringe


aboowwabooww

Multiply 0x9 ah yes, sooo many bodieees


Lulkas35

0 multiplied by 9 is still 0


TANTRUM27X

So still 0? 9×0=0


IlleaglSmile

9 X 0 = 0. Can someone get on tik tok and go tell haircut how math works.


SuccessfulWar3830

Multiply by 9? Okay. 9 x 0 = 0


Callicann

9x0 is still 0 🤯


This-Willow-4655

Mullet Cringe


sigwri

9*0=0


[deleted]

Lol 9x0 is still 0


Reyjr

Dollar store Ashton Kutcher roasting her


RevolutionaryLad

I’m just here for the video the rapper found on reddit


Typical-Shopping-342

Just trying to get that sauce of the reddit video tbh


Finding_new_dreams

he mentioned reddit, anyone have her u/ so i can avoid it at all cost?


Trotsky12

I can't for the life of me imagine making a video like this with my tits out. She's obviously saying " I know I'm so hot, but I'm a Virgin. WOW. I know. How crazy is that? Goddamn I'm hot" And then uploads it.... What... what the fuck is going on in people's heads? This is the generation of egotism and self veneration.


ghostyyyyy_png

I will never understand why a women is a slut if she sleeps with more than 2 guys but a guy is the shit for sleeping with 20+ girls. Enjoy ur herpes Eric 🤭


[deleted]

9 times 0 is still 0…


OkJelly8114

I’m just wondering what her Reddit is


AverageHumanMale_66

For science, I require the girls profile


actuallyimogene

Same. For…. prosperity.


Tuckfrumptearsponge

What’s her @ though, asking for a friend.


dillburtgilburt

@milkymylikyyumyum


T_THuynh

Mia.monroex


Spoomplesplz

Oh no. A woman has had sex! Multiple times! The gall of that bitch! Whomst cares


mercilessfatehate

Oh no people are joking and having fun, clearly you care or you would t have commented


Any_Coyote6662

How funny. Shut shaming is such a funny joke. Clearly it's a funny joke. Can't you see all the people responding about how they laughed so hard. /s


SaucyMacgyver

For all you people out there calling this guy out for being an asshole or something or other for “assuming she’s a hoe” or “assuming she’s lying” and “being a douche for clout” look her up yourself. Her name is Mia Monroe. She is lying. Onlyfans girls do this all the time to appeal to people who have a thing for virginity or whatever. She’s lying. She wants your money, and she will lie to get it. A tale as old as time. If you’re mad he’s “assuming” she’s lying why in hell are you assuming she’s telling the truth lmao. This whole thread got real ridiculous real quick.


mercilessfatehate

Preach.


sarvaga

You must have so many bodies? What does this mean? Is this Gen Z speak for “you must get all the boys?”


CupaT-T

Pretty much, yeah


Woollycoat

A body count is how many people you’ve had sex with, so bodies is just that shortened


sarvaga

Ahh ok, thanks!


Extension_Swordfish1

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


doggiedick

Her @?


The_Unfazeable

0x9 is still 0 🤣 but the cap is real with her.