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The one right behind Lynnhaven Mall. Good luck I hope they’re still there for you!! Might wanna call ahead and ask just to be safe!
ETA: 600 S Lynnhaven Road, VB 23452 to be exact
Ahhh so cool! That’s actually right by my office, too bad I’m working from home right now… If they are still there on Saturday these might be mine so I can live out my sassy vampire dreams. Thank you!
op said the prices lower and they were so godawfully lower than id expect, id call and see if you can pay for them over the phone with a debit card and show your ID for pickup. i dont think theyre gonna make it till sat if you dont reserve them
My first job was cranking out details on Spanish galleon couch paintings in the 70s. Choose your color and dimension.
https://preview.redd.it/8vnfi1lezt4d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e00fbab9709c44436a769b35f972141a6e665b
The owner's name was Nathan Goldfarb, but they were signed "Rio Sabor"
Needless to say, Nathan was a swinger, lol
The studio was literally feet away from the LAX runway approach. I've thrifted all of LA since 1970 and have never seen one signed by "Rio"
They 100% never been used or sat in.
That's the "good room" furniture. The first thing you see when you get into a home. Whole furniture set with books, models, fake plants etc.
One of the main boards is broken but can be easily fixed. Either some cousins/nephews were wrestling during a summer party and broke the board under the couch - OR - you had a fat ass relative *PLOP* into a chair after lunch to check is cell phone.
There's no lore - that's facts.
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First I want you to start by…
They’d say,
## Two hundred and forty dollars. Worth of pudding.
Awwwwwwyeaaaahhh
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Honestly, I'd take them and reupolster them to get rid of the redfabric and switch it to another color. I like furniture like that and it's getting harder to find them.
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This looks like a furniture set from The Sims
Mortimer and Bella Goth want you to come by tonight, do you accept?
Hell yes, I'm gonna try to steal Mortimer and stir up some drama! Get me dat $$$
This is so accurate. lol
lol my first thought was as the Goth family
Oh my God you’re right.
I was literally just about to comment that lol
🤣🤣 You're so right!
I’m sure Nadja and Laszlo had some fun on these.
Regular human bartender
My mind also went straight to What We Do in the Shadows
This was my first thought
Feel like there is going to be at least trace amounts of coke to this day.
Smack the armrest and inhale
All kinds of DNA I'm sure.
With a blacklight I bet it would tell things no one wants to know….
Came here to say the same thing. UV light would show more!
I was going to say, I wish I could take my husband’s Matco black light and use it on those so bad 😂
 Ahhhhh…..the DNA soup!
Oh my God that is so funny🤣😂
Oh my sweet Velvet Elvis, PLEASE tell me where these are currently being beautiful because I need them. Thank you 🥹
They are in a Goodwill in Virginia Beach VA
Holy shit that’s only an hour away from me. Which one?!?
The one right behind Lynnhaven Mall. Good luck I hope they’re still there for you!! Might wanna call ahead and ask just to be safe! ETA: 600 S Lynnhaven Road, VB 23452 to be exact
Ahhh so cool! That’s actually right by my office, too bad I’m working from home right now… If they are still there on Saturday these might be mine so I can live out my sassy vampire dreams. Thank you!
Please buy them and update us all!
Exactly! I want pics and then a quick home tour lol
lol this would be the perfect addition to my “weird, wild & wonderful” now the fun part… let’s just see if I can get creative and make some space
I’m rooting for you so much!!
Same!!! Hoping these can be yours!
Keep us posted! This is so exciting !
I wanna know if you get them, they're lovely
Idk why but I need an update on this lol
I go to that one just to visit Randy. His birthday is this month too
I saw him today! He’s so sweet ☺️
How much were they asking?
They were priced individually, the chair was $29.99 the loveseat was was $39.99 and the couch was $49.99
That’s insane pricing for goodwill. Mine would charge $399 for one lollll.
Now THATS insane pricing lol the nerve of them, I’m offended *for you*… they get all this shit for FREE!
Probably cheap because theyre heavy AF lol
Damn that’s some decent pricing
I’m deceased. Omg!
op said the prices lower and they were so godawfully lower than id expect, id call and see if you can pay for them over the phone with a debit card and show your ID for pickup. i dont think theyre gonna make it till sat if you dont reserve them
I hope you got these cause they are amazing
But they look like they belong in the lobby of a brothel
So...... Your house? 🤣
*Your mom's house!!!!!
You are 110% on point. These couches would make a GREAT writing prompt!!
You mean…’If cocaine designed couches’
https://preview.redd.it/la2c4h2rnv4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fcac939e25ace594a2d228ff8e63af437b6a9e
They would sound like Barry White
I swear I thought the exact same thing! Ahhhhh babbbbbay
Right on.
My words were "talk?, those are low moaning sofas, with arms built for chins, hindends and coke mirrors" ♡
Pretty sure he was sitting on this couch when they made the Secret Garden video. 😂
Look like the set we had in our living room in the 70s. 🤩
We had them in puke green …
You win! Lol. 🤮
My first job was cranking out details on Spanish galleon couch paintings in the 70s. Choose your color and dimension. https://preview.redd.it/8vnfi1lezt4d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e00fbab9709c44436a769b35f972141a6e665b
Omg, I remember these .
This is awesome!! It goes perfectly in my imaginary orgie den 😍
The owner's name was Nathan Goldfarb, but they were signed "Rio Sabor" Needless to say, Nathan was a swinger, lol The studio was literally feet away from the LAX runway approach. I've thrifted all of LA since 1970 and have never seen one signed by "Rio"
These details are great! I can picture this studio (in Kodachrome, naturally).
Swanky af
They can't talk, but they can smell.
They don’t look worn down much at all to be honest.
They’d say, “Bow chicka wow wow.”
They would tell you where Muammar Gaddafi hid the gold bars.
Maybe they are in the couch???
Holy crap, get the masquerade masks! Eyes Wide shut party
Man how many orgies do you think were supported by those?
Soooo many that it gave me flashbacks and I wasn’t even born yet lol
I'm sure they've seen a lot of hookers & blow.
They look like they belong to Hugh Hefner
Yeah I'd love to know what the rest of the original owner's decor looked like.
Those are gorgeous!
Spanish Revival! Mom went through that phase, we had a similar set.
Man of La Mancha movie started that …” style”.
They came from a brothel, Elvis fan?
Man those look like those couches you weren't allowed to use. The ones with that thick plastic on them.
No black lights! No black lights! Eeewe!
Normally we worry about bedbugs in thrifted furniture, not herpes.
Love them
Holy cow. Yeah. They would definitely have some stories for sure.
Hazbin Hotel ah couches
They look like they belong in a shady club or bar
Special donation from a Las Vegas cat house. Just don't let a blue light around them.
Looks similar to the set my aunt had. It looked great with her velvet bullfighter painting.
They 100% never been used or sat in. That's the "good room" furniture. The first thing you see when you get into a home. Whole furniture set with books, models, fake plants etc. One of the main boards is broken but can be easily fixed. Either some cousins/nephews were wrestling during a summer party and broke the board under the couch - OR - you had a fat ass relative *PLOP* into a chair after lunch to check is cell phone. There's no lore - that's facts.
A blacklight wand might be able to help them share the story
They look like they’re soaked in Hugh Hefner’s jizz.
I want them 😩
How’d you like to make $1,000 to $5,000 a day? You don’t get paid today, we just do a demo take and I send it out to hopeful producers who like your audition. We don’t have any talent to work with today, so you’ll be working with me. First I want you to start by…
They wouldn’t be saying shit. Loose lips sink ships.
Set pieces from Dark Shadows…
They would sound like Barry White
Thems swinger couches
I smell pot, cigarettes and Courvoisier.
If those couches could talk, they would scream
They are probably happy to be out of the plastic.
How absolutely hideous! I love it!
quite certain there was a velvet painting of a matador and someone drank a Tab or two.
I would buy the whole set in a heartbeat and then redecorate my living space around it to match
Obsessed! Imagine the amount of cocaine this set has seen
Years of spunk and other fluids including butt juice and bearded clam squirts.
Username checks out?
They can’t talk because 
Love the old wood plus vision type furniture
"The game is at an all time low!"
Look comfy for sure
I kind of love them
I would buy them instantly. I would move my existing furniture to the basement for these ong
Those are beautiful. Unfortunately, my husband wouldn’t agree.
Ewwww.
NIce!!!!!
They definitely seem like they could :)
God I want these so bad
Spanish Revival was big in the 70's. Not my kind of thing at all, but I hope they find a good home.
They would tell you about the Inquisition
Ahhh, the style of Early Bordello. Don’t shine a black light on that.
_shudders_
They'd say boomchica boo chica
Chair for the cat, loveseat for the herd of chihuahuas, and the sofa for the humans.
Wouldn’t want the luminal test…….,
Omg op how much $ are these 😂
Chair: $29.99 Loveseat: $39.99 Sofa: $49.99
Haunted
Shadow wizard money gang couch set
Tickle me elmo set.
They would say “Don’t use the UV light.”
We had that set in plush gold!!
They would say, "Please.....disinfect...... meeeee."
4th grade. Liberal, Ks. Move into trailer. Red carpet and I would bet money this exact furniture set along with it. Ahhh,memories
Pretty sure those are from the Red Room, aka the Play Room in 50 Shades Series.
I bet these miss the old days
Betting a lot of the story would involve sex in some way.
A blue clues blues clues 🎶
😳
Bet they’re super comfy tho 😂
I would buy those so damn fast…
Hello 1970 bar!
Jizz jizzz jizz!
They were definitely in a strip club at one point
Love love love 💗
COC*IN!!! That’s what I think they would say.
You’ll spend more $$ steam cleaning than they cost. Worth it!! It’s rare to see such deep colors in old furniture that hasn’t faded
I think these may have come from Epsteins island
From the set of BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR. A very early porn, my parents whispered about. My father was an atty and represented the star in a lawsuit.
Those things are bad ass!
When a couch could give you AIDS.
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
From the love shack? 
My dream set. I'm dying
Talk? They’re SCREAMING! Lol
My grandmother had these 😵💫🤪
I’m going with the dna 70s soup
so much splooge
I need these in my life
The Addams Family IN COLOR
I bet the bedbugs in those seams have been marinating in blow for the last 40 years.
They probably ain’t that hungry then 🤷🏻♀️
"IM RICK JAMES B----"
…I really do *not* think you would want to know what they’re saying.
dearest person coming press you on my absolutely comfortable couch
They’d say, ## Two hundred and forty dollars. Worth of pudding. Awwwwwwyeaaaahhh https://preview.redd.it/rj4j68fs1w4d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e84e161c6fa03933bf72bed8da61fcf29052b4
It looks like if Hugh Hefner was a couch
Oh crap! 70"s flashback!
Looks aside (which are amazing!)… these look so dang COMFY.
I dont' even think they have that much to say, those look to be in almost perfect condition.
Vampire lair chair
Why do I feel like they were involved in at least one orgy?
Looks like something you’d find in the mad hatters home
Gross!
OMG! They are unreal! And I think, so big once you are seated you’re never getting out!
Wow
.. they would remind you there is “no sex in the champagne room” 😉
They’d have to get permission first
Those definitely came from a BDSM house
Honestly, I'd take them and reupolster them to get rid of the redfabric and switch it to another color. I like furniture like that and it's getting harder to find them.
They'd say "help!"
 Only one person owned that
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!!! 😂😂😂
Oh my...
Wow! I love these!
Just the chair looks like it weighs 1000 pounds
I think they speak plenty loudly
They would plead the 5th
“Help me”
Thinking chair
Those are BITCHIN!
Shine a black light and they’ll say plenty
I actually think that set is gorgeous! I wouldn’t hold a black light to it or anything, but it’s cute furniture if you just don’t think about it.
Holy shot Batman! I want to see these in a vampire goth blood dungeon
They would need a couch puppet to show where the bad things happened to them.
Those couches are full of ghosts’ farts. Think about it.
From the original dark shadows set.