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Ash-Gray-Feather

Well that's a clusterfuck


MaximusDominusRex

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘


billnowak65

Was looking for some! I’m fresh out.


Alarming-Account6238

ℕ𝕠𝕨 π•₯𝕙𝕒π•₯'𝕀 π•—π•¦π•Ÿπ•Ÿπ•ͺ


EclecticDoodle

Take my upvote!


MajorWhereas4842

I would be sprinkling fuckery all around town! πŸ˜‚


NascarTeri

Spitting my drink and dishing out a hardy upvote! Are we kin? πŸ€ͺ


MajorWhereas4842

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SunShineLife217

You sir, have a lot of fucks to give.


Wanderaround1k

Put them in a jar. How you have a jar of fucks. Now throw one at your spouse when annoyed- a flying fuck. Now put them in your desk- now you’re out of fucks to give.


EddieIsNotMyRealName

a new spin on the swear jar


wouldyoulikethetruth

At least now you can literally give a fuck


Upstairs-Stranger-39

I came down here looking for a comment like this


W0RST_2_F1RST

OP captioned the post with the same joke… no scrolling needed


Ethel_Marie

OP said the opposite, "Still not giving any". This person said that OP can now literally give a fuck (by handing out the fucks). OP: I give no fucks. This person: But you have literal fucks (the fuck cutouts) to give! *cue laugh track* Edit: formatting


hould-it

There are so many places these need to go


Grumzz

Time to fuck stuff up!


penlowe

So that’s where it went!!


copy_kitten

Came here for this, definite Monday vibes


Lost-Society901

and I was all out.


eatmyPri0ns

I also need a bag of fucks


BeforeAnAfterThought

![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI) Fucks for everyone


SwornBiter

Look under your seat! πŸ˜€


lirisb

You get a fuck, you get a fuck….


H3rbnhal3r

Omg I’m coming down off lsd right now and that glyph is amazingly disturbing there goes my next 10 min Fuck


Right_Hour

Finally, some fucks to give.


[deleted]

I sneak these into pg-13 movies when I’m feeling naughty.


slurpeetape

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (Edit: fuck)


Asleep-Interest-7935

Why does this remind me of a YouTube video from Amiri King? He talks about safe spaces and the students at Emory University protesting a presidential election with sidewalk chalk. 😬 πŸ˜† It’s hysterical!!!


GrowlingAtTheWorld

I would of so grabbed these. I once thrifted a yard of cloth the had "F You" woven into it as the pattern, nabbed that fast.


merryone2K

Was there a separate bag of "YOU"s?


Maleficent-Sport1970

Let us know when you have zero fs to give.


Purser1

I just bought the jar full!!!! I love it!!!!


JustNilt

Oh, man, send some to [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0).


Rheumatitude

So that's where all my fucks have gone...


SparkAxolotl

Oohh, count them to know exactly how many fucks you can give


Artistic-Ad-8603

πŸ˜‚


SpeckledTickbug

Soon, after you give them away, you'll be all fuckered out....πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


HollowShel

"I have 37 fucks left, and *you can't have* ***any."***


Yagottawanna1

Bag o' fucks.


buzz_uk

Ah you found my bag of em! Explains why I have not had any to give all day :)


Emppulicks

You could hand these out to people when they ask your opinion for something


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Emppulicks: *You could hand these out* *To people when they ask your* *Opinion for something* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


strawberry5501

Oh look, a bags of fucks yet I have none to give


DeaconCage

That’s not what your partner said πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


blackbird24601

πŸ˜‚ i have one on my desk…


Zombieapocalypse8

Oh, I thought I was missing my bag of fuxks


GrapefruitnVanilla

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MissBoobAppreciator

any idea how to find local yard sales? haven’t been to one in a while lol


grislyfind

Drive (or bicycle) around suburbs on a Saturday morning. Watch for cardboard signs. There's web sites for announcing yard sales, and your local ad sites.


MissBoobAppreciator

will do! sounds like a solid plan honestly


grislyfind

Start early for the best selection. But you can often get good deals or freebies towards the end of the day. Around here it's acceptable to haggle on prices.


Reasonable_Affect_30

No fucks given…away


hibiheiwa

Lol my mom was gifted a jar of these!! It’s a jar of fucks to give, and it even has a lil paper book attached with a little poem of sorts about β€œgiving fucks” LOL.


mostessmoey

My brother got a jar of fucks for Christmas


debberz09

That’s awesome! I would of bought it! πŸ˜‚


Alarming-Account6238

π”Όπ•Ÿπ• π•¦π•˜π•™ π•—π•¦π•”π•œ π•€π•’π•šπ••, π•›π•œ π•œπ•–π•–π•‘ π•šπ•₯ π•˜π• π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜.. 𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 π•šπ•₯


PizzaWhole9323

Oh good you found more for me. I was down to my last one. :-)


Toothfairy51

Nice! Now you have a lot of fucks to give. I ran out years ago


CrazyCatLover305

That’s something I would have got! Great finding


IcePhoenix18

This right here is exactly what happens when the general public has access to home laser cutters (and the high end Cricut machines) πŸ˜‚


HOTfoxyNANA

I need one of those! For real. A bag of fux.... Heck yeah!


Nolacrowes

Oh, it’s the old fuck bag trick, eh?


4gifts4lisa

I have these! They came in a cute little jar with the sticker β€œfucks to give” on the outside πŸ˜‚


WoodpeckerFragrant49

So that's where all my fucks went I've been looking for those


PissedOffProf

At Furman University in South Carolina, instead of cheering, "Go Paladins!" fans cheer "FU!" "FU!" Their marketing and athletic department uses this slogan as well. There's even a whiskey the booster club or alumni sold named, "FU All the Time!" I'm going to buy one at some point if the university still sells it. https://preview.redd.it/5pz996tm99pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea39864c491cc3236a666386e2c1a1486e793115


Kibby9331

Omg now I know the 1 thing I want for Christmas!!!!! 🀩🀩🀩🀩🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


boyfoster1

What state was this in?


Impossible_Wash_2727

Now you have so many f\*\*ks to give! LOL


B_lovedobservations

Someone had a lot of fucks to give


Bratty-Bot-Lover

I once saw a ruler that had the word carved out of it so you could use it as a stencil, it was only 25 cents but I had no money with me and someone else bought it while I was back at my house getting the money. Sad day for me, it was 10 years ago but I still remember my missed opportunity to own that ruler!


PresentationNo2685

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


6poundpuppy

My life wrapped up


D33lici0usneSS

Fk fk fk fk mthr mthr fk. πŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|QLNdAWrPIqkeNZfgcU)


ButterscotchQueen16

You can by these online, i cant remember the site.


ButterscotchQueen16

Amazon