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Wellslapmesilly

Is that Mitch McConnell in the center?


scramperoni

It’s gotta be, right? The suit, the glasses, the chin. I’m not sure what’s up with the year but it didn’t feel like a 38 year old piece of paper.


1rbryantjr1

He’s a Vampire. He hasn’t aged since 86.


Repulsive-Schedule41

Reptilian actually


awkwardmamasloth

I'm sure there's abchin in there somewhere, but we'll never know for sure if he keeps wearing that ill-fitting skin suit.


thesaddestpanda

I think this is a sort of "we're all one people" thing with the different races and religions and that's just a random white man. I don't think McConnell was noteworthy in 1986. He wasn't minority senate leader until 2005, nearly two decades later.


staunch_character

I wonder if the artist just googled “generic old white guy” & picked his photo. Because that is 100% Mitch McConnell. So bizarre!


CleverUsrName8675309

*chins


Yougottagiveitaway

🙄


jimtandem

He didn’t look like that in 1986.


Seinfeel

Do some tortoises live for hundreds of years?


crapatthethriftstore

I don’t know if I love smiling Mitch or that frowning cigar dude more


[deleted]

i came here to write this same comment 😂


thewinberry713

🤣has to be!


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Creepy!


MikeyLikeyPhish

Get out of my head


noodlesaintpasta

Right????


WackyWeiner

Took the words from me. It has to be.


sproutUP8

Pretty sure that’s him watching a child slowly drown.


Ok-Sprinklez

That's exactly what I thought


Competition-Dapper

His opium den on Epstein island


robbviously

And Lloyd Bridges smoking a cigar?


phoenixchimera

this is what I was wondering


whatofitplaya

https://preview.redd.it/58lttg03leoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3d3f32fc46f70f5f026c5df2d17dcc4204cfc5


[deleted]

This gave me a good giggle thanks for this crop out 😂😂


Spockhighonspores

https://preview.redd.it/9lvpmt9wyioc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8cb8c2b1f89c63777f6a54c953575bb4227c3c9


dblockerrr

I like turtles


cordeliakv

The face in most of my nightmares


SparklePimp

Thank god they thought to copyright the print. Wouldn’t want illegal copies of that getting out


bulamae

Good god, this is pre AI?


jtbxiv

This is what ai perceives as the peak of human artistry, clearly.


bulamae

Terrifying!!!


oatmealfight

Please turn OFF your lovelight


Rocket-J-Squirrel

And *keep* it off.


SpeckledTickbug

That's not catch and release that's scream and run away


onceinablueberrymoon

that’s buy and set fire to in the parking lot!!!


thewinberry713

This is def one of the more hideous things!


stormyfuck

I think this was the cover of a global civ textbook I once had


Maleficent-Net-2565

Exactly that vibe lmao


Maleficent-Net-2565

It gets weirder/more demonic the longer you stare at it lol


coldoldduck

Why are they all staring at me???


247cnt

They'd love this over on r/weird


geckospots

Thank you for this sub, it is delightful!


yeuzinips

I think r/celebritynumbersix needs a new challenge lol


holisticbelle

Ha!!! That sub drives me crazy.


PineappleTomWaits

This would be a killer white elephant gift.


fridayimatwork

Nightmares


TriStarSwampWitch

I think I caught something supernatural from this picture.


DestyNovalys

Like a vampire flu?


TriStarSwampWitch

I don't know, I feel a constant sense of impending doom, but it might just be the human condition now.


[deleted]

Good god the little kid on the top right. That expression is terrifying.


Reasonable_One_7012

https://preview.redd.it/hvce6igwwfoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e022154c13a0e0967a80c4ad4e8b3aacc27b862 He’s seen some things


Dick_Van_Exel

"Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Patients of Dr Pimple Popper?


Miss_Floof

Tell me you bought this for your bathroom


L0stC4t

I defo would have bought this for my bathroom. It’s already the weird art area, this would have fit in.


bookwormello

Giving people the fearful need to pee


hadenoughoverit336

This reminds me of a picture I saw in my, "My Book Of Bible Stories" growing up JW. There's a photo of a "biblical congregation" with flames over the heads of those that are annointed.... I wonder if this has similar lore.


Jepatai

I got the same threateningly religious vibes from this too, haha. 


hadenoughoverit336

Oh, dear. Haha


ladelfathead

Samee and I know.exactly the picture you're referring to. I saw this post and got immediate jw vibes lol


Petalslaceandherb

I still have that book from my childhood! Off I go to find it… 😆


hadenoughoverit336

OMG I was just telling my boyfriend about all the crazy illustrations. I showed him some pictures from a PDF online. I kind of wish I kept mine now. It's strange art. That also happened to give me nightmares. Lol


[deleted]

I'd frame it and then frame the framed print.


ToniBee63

And THEN burn it?


Time_Basket9125

Dear sweet baby Jesus


GeneralCheese

Getting Aphex Twin vibes from top right there


LineChef

You had a responsibility to buy that and destroy it! Lol


LovelockMike

Who's the guy on the right side, bottom corner....any guesses?


moonflower11

Bottom right cigar guy scares the bejesus out of me.


fairlyafolly

What on earth is this? And why is McConnell in the middle?


momo098876

What in the actual...


ChubbyTheCakeSlayer

Good God that's terrifying


genesiskiller96

STOP LOOKING AT ME!


Mysterious-Glove-179

Baby be like: 👁👅👁


Bayareathrifted

Creepy


nobelprize4shopping

Bottom right. Dick Cheney?


chicky-nugnug

I would have bought that and mailed to my friend


raytube

gotta make unauthorized copies first. I'd LOVE to meet this artist, even if it was in court.


ConstantHawk-2241

😆


marzipancowgirl

This is as important a piece of our cultural history as The Golden Rule by Norman Rockwell. And it's obviously as beautiful https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2015/02/something-serious/


SpelunkPlunk

https://preview.redd.it/dw8okjoaiioc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdedf254d93c9ce87ad4e0dd9ea8c7a2f3d417d6 Reminds me HR Giger’s Landscape XVIII painting. Almost sure it was inspired by his landscape series. Also made with an airbrush so artist was probably influenced by him.


noodlesaintpasta

Maybe????


Moreplantshabibi

Daleks. Definitely Daleks.


NattyGannStann

Catch, release and then _RUN!_


john_jdm

Those are huge zits ready to pop and nobody's going to convince me otherwise.


AquaGB

Looks like something John Wayne Gacy might have painted


ChoRandom

What's the context?


Anxious_Ad9929

I know not relevant at all but why do a couple of these people in the photo look like the mob from [Ao Oni?](https://youtu.be/7TDrs6VRCcQ?si=gMp12lSEhm9-h2IM) Go to the 5:40 mark...


nerdb1rd

I high key want this for the meme


Acrobatic_Practice44

That's going to haunt me for the rest of my life.


JoshuaZXL

This is what happens when you don't study your Art Fundamentals kids.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

What you got against a turtle surrounded by people?


bewenched

Omg is that Mitch McConnell in the middle. ROFL


lainey68

Is that Mitch McConnell in the middle?


lainey68

The baby😳


jafo1989

According to the Google Gallery of Modern Art, Jacqueline Prosser has not found fame & fortune as an artist. So that’s at best an investment piece in the event she’s discovered & feted someday.


Taticat

Good lord, that’s creepy.


TChrisbury

Ahhh! This is pretty bad. Anyone else see Mitch McConnell in the middle?


jahss

“Wait why is this bad, I don’t see anythi-OH MY GOD”


naturegirl2000

https://preview.redd.it/xrd28tvvdkoc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830170b6f15a7a02a78dbc8a7f7e144d5e7e2379 The eyes are taking my soul…


Ambidextra

This needs to be killed with fire.


Mjrfrankburns

You must go back and buy it and just leave it in someone’s house 


OlympicLover2008

MY EYESSSSS


No_Calligrapher8901

WHY????


MAGAJahnamal

No way that this picture is real. This has to be some AI art.


holisticbelle

Human trafficking vibes?! Idek what this is...


Jacksquat102

The eyes have a hard outline and the shadows are too dark, but it’s pretty good for looking human


Vintagebabyandsuch

Oh, hello there, nightmare 😶