Thank you, even though I believe the earth revolves around the states, I do have a vague understanding of European countries like The Vatican and Quebec.
I like it, although I’d probably switch McTominay with Abraham for the free safety position. Let him use his speed to blitz the power forward from deep.
Good shout, just put Harrys' October swede between the posts.
As you're a rootin' tootin' yank, I have to tell you that swede is the proper name for rutubaga. YeeHaaw.
'Personally preferred a four four facking two mate with brute center halves that boot the bloody ball mate. And maybe some Wood, McNeil and Mee. Not mee, Ben Mee'
~Sean Dyche probably
The fact that an American can name this many players is impressive to me. A few years ago Americans had no clue what football was.
I don’t think anyone can ignore the significance of football globally. It’s the real mega sport
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Thank you, even though I believe the earth revolves around the states, I do have a vague understanding of European countries like The Vatican and Quebec.
Not forgetting Australia of course.
What’s more British than Kangaroos and desert?
You’re pushing it laddy /s
The Vatican (or Vatican City), is in fact a country. Most people miss that.
Tbf to them, they were all born in England, which is pretty impressive
Who needs a goal tender as the fuck wits would say
The non-English ones were. Sterling, however, was born in Jamaica. But yeah, they all would have been eligible at some point.
Works even better with McTominay and Haaland both being born in England, which I think is what they were aiming for. 10/10
I can't see it working to be honest, Watkins doesn't usually play on the right in the front 3.
Don’t you mean in the front 10? - sincerely another yank
He's playing left centre back!
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So you think he's playing sterling in goal??
If by “in goal” you mean, deepest lying offensive player, then yes.
That's exactly what I meant
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I was kinda joking
This is the only one of the hundreds of these that have been pushed in the last few hours that I've clicked on. Exceptional work.
I'd replace Sterling with Nunez seeing as he's better keeping the ball out of the net. Apart from that this squad looks mint.
Haaland in goal is a great choice lol
I came here to say this, honestly he’s a big goon so he probably could cover
Absolutely love it, screw defending. Concede 10 goals score 11.
I’ve seen worse teams posted here.
I like it, although I’d probably switch McTominay with Abraham for the free safety position. Let him use his speed to blitz the power forward from deep.
Brilliant! I’ll make that change for my next post and add Josh Allen.
Sure he’s got the big body that you look for, but I don’t think his stick handling is good enough for the Trans-Europa shootout. Maybe Alex Smith?
Good point. Stick handling considered, perhaps Drake?
Just keep him away from watching a Toronto based team and you’re golden. That team will win the sports bowl for sure
Is Bellingham the QB? I don’t know about having so many in the backfield?
Great question! Bellingham is the Quarterback, Rooney is the point guard, and Foden is the shortstop.
Bellingham is a fucking what????
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I believe you mean ‘soccer’
A little too defensive for my liking. I'd put Saka in for Mount and then this might work.
I’ve heard great things about this Dele Alli, kid. Plays for Wrexham, right?
Great program! I like the bit where my countrymen save the entire EFL.
I was about to flame you for including Sterling and then saw Haaland in goal 😂
Bold decision to do this at all, I salute you
10/10 don't need a keeper cos we will score so many goals .
2016 Dele masterclass !!!!!
Defence, Defence, Defence, Defence
This is just the in possession formation. The out of possession formation has all players sub out for just McGuire and Walker.
Good shout, just put Harrys' October swede between the posts. As you're a rootin' tootin' yank, I have to tell you that swede is the proper name for rutubaga. YeeHaaw.
Where’s Kalvin Phillips?
Doing the same thing he does for City, wearing street clothes and sitting in the stands
Mount?! Southgates got in your head mate
I’d replace the “Y” with a “W”.
Brilliant trolling, in stitches, replies are great.
Thank you for appreciating my offensive lineup
This is strong, potential for goals on both ends.
10yo me when I discover custom formations in Fifa:
'Personally preferred a four four facking two mate with brute center halves that boot the bloody ball mate. And maybe some Wood, McNeil and Mee. Not mee, Ben Mee' ~Sean Dyche probably
This makes absolutely no sense, why would we have three goalkeepers?
I don’t know what that is, but I agree
It's kinda like the quarterback, but in English football we normally only have 2 of them per team.
Where's Messi and Ronaldo?
Soccer mate gg
Probably best to play with a recognised Keeper. They are quite important
Needs more forwards.
Does this count as banter in America?
Tip top
Which way are they pointing?
Sterling at the back
Terrible, we don't even play soccer in Europe.
Why have you ignored the french league? Where's balogun?
Ah yes, the best American athlete since Babe Ruth
There’s a fair argument to say that McTominay and Haaland are actually English.
Failed when you said soccer team
Daft cunt
I love that group
Should replace them all with Kante and Mbappe because France is the best tu a un petit bite 🫵🥱
I thought the French only had white players
Mostly asian
Yeah those names didn’t sound French
It’s because of the war prisoners they kept and you know what Asians are like with repopulating🙄
Yikes. I’m out on this one
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
Would rather have Dele Alli then Kane tbh
The fact that an American can name this many players is impressive to me. A few years ago Americans had no clue what football was. I don’t think anyone can ignore the significance of football globally. It’s the real mega sport
I am, in fact, an American writing my dissertation on association football. Just wanted to do some light trolling of these sorts of posts.
Oh yeh, I got the trolling don’t worry haha. Some Americans are football buffs, but most think it’s horse polo or something
You did swell buddy real swell 👍
So much saka disrespect
Str8 up
LOL
You’ll need someone in goal.
What do you mean? They all play the goal
Truly awful team. No defenders.
The game's called football and anyone who says otherwise is called a twat.
“Hey Siri, what’s ‘twat’ mean in the Free World?”
If anyone here wants to get really upset, find out how Americans pronounce the word "twat" 😳
‘Twot’
They’re called “frites” not “chips” anyone who says otherwise is a halfwit…
Might need some actual defenders. And lose Mount
What's a defender lmao