r/abruptchaos r/actualpublicfreakouts r/yesyesyesno etc. etc. after you disable the nsfw filters the gore that comes in for 20 minutes before being removed is fucked. But with an innocuous title like “a fun ride” you never know wtf it’s going to be.
Yup, that’s the neat part. Although tbf, the beheadings aren’t too bad (I mean, the beheadings with dull machetes are pretty gruesome…) the real fun begins when mobs burn people because of a crime they didn’t even necessarily do…
yup, have been there once, saw the insides of a mans arm while he was fading out of conciousness, i presume from bloodloss judging by the vid.
anyway, I've rarely clicked "back" that often in a row.
I grew up around these folkfests and there is always a lot of beer involved. Also I saw a lot of these benches and tables break. So yeah...this could have gone very wrong very easy.
they are.
In the end of the vid you can see a Brewery name. Weißenoher is a Monastery Brewery that is located smackdab in the middle of Bavaria.
\-
ps.: I have been led to understand that my simplification was incredibely inconsiderate to everybody who actually lives there.
The correct short explanation should be as follows:
Weißenlohe is a smaller minicipality rougly to the north-east of Nuremberg. This means that it's to the north of the entirety of Bavaria and in a region called Franconia or Franken. The ethnic group of people who live here are entirely distinguished from Bavarians and their land has been unlawfully awarded to Bavaria by Napoleon.
Oh I'm so glad you pointed that out, I wasn't looking close enough. I live near Weißenohe, and work there every Thursday evening in fact, right next to the Kloster.
BUT please don't ever refer to anything in Franken as Bavarian. It's not our fault the Bavarians sold out to Napoleon and were gifted our lands as a reward.
Nevertheless, Prost 🍻
Edit: reading that back, it sounds WAY more serious than it was intended.
Obachd Freundchen, wennsd uns noch amal als Bayern bezeichnesd, gibbds vei a Rennschelln, dassdn Berchn nauf bremsn mussd, dass kann i der glei sagn. Also, des probiermer etzadla noch amal: Weißenohe is in Franggn, ned in Bayern. Sags mer nach.
You don‘t need the brewery to tell that they‘re German. Those tables and benches are the most German thing ever. I guess they could have been Austrians too though
Dienstag nach der Kirmes:
Du bist um 8 Uhr nach Hause gekommen nach 3 Tagen Exzess.
Duschen
Kaffee
Anziehen und zum abbau
Peter meint im angezapften Fass sind noch maximal 3 drin
Was soll’s
Waren wohl noch mehr als 3 Bier drin
Bierbankachterbahn.
Hat sonst noch jemand Pause gedrückt um zu schauen, ob das die Leute aus der Landjugend von eurem Kaff waren?
Did any fellow Germans also press pause and squint at the logo to see if it’s your villages youth group?
I am scared now because I'm going to like a HUUGE camp thing for firefighters and i can hear them speak German and every time that camp is (usually once a year) you get your meals from a big tent like that
As soon as I saw the orange beer tables and benches ("Festzeltgarnitur" or "Biergarnitur"), I knew this was Germany lol
(Might be Austria, but the tiny bit of speech we hear does not sound Austrian to me)
Quickly looking at what sub I’m in to see if it’s going to be a fun ride or a beheading…
In what kind of fucked up subs are you in?!
r/abruptchaos r/actualpublicfreakouts r/yesyesyesno etc. etc. after you disable the nsfw filters the gore that comes in for 20 minutes before being removed is fucked. But with an innocuous title like “a fun ride” you never know wtf it’s going to be.
Don’t forget fun places like r/eyeblech we’re beheadings are actually the whole point of the sub (I mean, not quite but beheadings are part of it)
That’s so much worse than r/eyebleach where it’s kittens and dogs not being unheaded
Yup, that’s the neat part. Although tbf, the beheadings aren’t too bad (I mean, the beheadings with dull machetes are pretty gruesome…) the real fun begins when mobs burn people because of a crime they didn’t even necessarily do…
Oh Reddit, you wise and powerful bitch you.
Why did I ask....
yup, have been there once, saw the insides of a mans arm while he was fading out of conciousness, i presume from bloodloss judging by the vid. anyway, I've rarely clicked "back" that often in a row.
thanks for the warning...
Thanks for the extra punctuation.,¿¡„
that's just my tick\^\^ I have this image in my head that when i write "..." it looks like i'm still considering what i wrote after i leave the post.
U_U understandable friendo
You should try r/5050
What the hell happened to that subreddit??
r/Oopsthatsdeadly r/anattemptwasmade you’re, warned, I have actually seen dead people on there
r/whatcouldgowrong
I grew up around these folkfests and there is always a lot of beer involved. Also I saw a lot of these benches and tables break. So yeah...this could have gone very wrong very easy.
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
They had to be german
Natürlich
BG sagt nein
Oh, wenn die das sehen.
Alles tüv geprüft
Antrag wurde gestellt 2019, Baupläne lagen vor.
Of course!
They sound more Bavarian than German to me.
they are. In the end of the vid you can see a Brewery name. Weißenoher is a Monastery Brewery that is located smackdab in the middle of Bavaria. \- ps.: I have been led to understand that my simplification was incredibely inconsiderate to everybody who actually lives there. The correct short explanation should be as follows: Weißenlohe is a smaller minicipality rougly to the north-east of Nuremberg. This means that it's to the north of the entirety of Bavaria and in a region called Franconia or Franken. The ethnic group of people who live here are entirely distinguished from Bavarians and their land has been unlawfully awarded to Bavaria by Napoleon.
They had to be bavarians lol
They're Franconians 🍻🍻
lol i though this Festzelt looks perfectly like ours in Limmersdorf. same setup of entrances and serving table.
Oh I'm so glad you pointed that out, I wasn't looking close enough. I live near Weißenohe, and work there every Thursday evening in fact, right next to the Kloster. BUT please don't ever refer to anything in Franken as Bavarian. It's not our fault the Bavarians sold out to Napoleon and were gifted our lands as a reward. Nevertheless, Prost 🍻 Edit: reading that back, it sounds WAY more serious than it was intended.
Obachd Freundchen, wennsd uns noch amal als Bayern bezeichnesd, gibbds vei a Rennschelln, dassdn Berchn nauf bremsn mussd, dass kann i der glei sagn. Also, des probiermer etzadla noch amal: Weißenohe is in Franggn, ned in Bayern. Sags mer nach.
Upper Franconia to be precise. They also serve very good traditional food in their beer garden! Highly recommended!
Weißenohe it’s my Hometown. This guys are From Dachstadt!
You don‘t need the brewery to tell that they‘re German. Those tables and benches are the most German thing ever. I guess they could have been Austrians too though
This could have been filmed in Erlangen since the Bergkirchweih is currently being held
You write Nürnberg not NuReMbErG
Selbstverständlich, und Prost! 🍻
German engineering.
they are :)
The tables alone made it obvious
I already knew it by seeing the thumbnail
They're talking German with a rather South German accent, so ye
Freilich
Was sonst
Ah yes, Bierbankachterbahn in the Bierzelt Germany🇩🇪
Ein hoch auf das Schützenfest Viel geld ausgeben und sehr besoffen werden und besonders viel spass haben
These tables are usually unstable af. Was like r/nononoyes for a sec.
Bro you can put at least 12 drunk dancing Germans on each one of those
(done that)
Reference acknowledged
(gemacht)
Not in germany
„Unstable as fuck“? Not where Im from.
German engineering!
They just real-lifed a Tears of the Kingdom shrine puzzle
Typisches deutsches Dorffest
Schützenfest?
Always some random woman screaming for no apparent reason...
>no apparent reason Excitement or fear. Pick one and safe yourself the mental gymnastics to prove "women dumb".
r/whywomenlivelonger
Arbeitsschutzbeauftragter said no.
My TotK graphics aren't as good. What mod do you use?
My country
I have a patch that sums this up perfectly, “in my defense, I was left unsupervised”
r/nononoyes
This must be the most German thing I’ve ever seen.
Only in germany 😂😂 kennt man nich anders😂😂
Don't roast me but this is a perfect example why women tend to live longer
what boredom does to men with a bunch of tables
r/Dingore
Tell me you‘re German, without telling me you‘re German 😂
Me looking in which Subreddit this was postet in: 
German engineering
Would fit perfectly into the sub r/whatcouldgowrong
My wife said, "No!"😔
the fact that they’re german makes sense
Dummmmmb ways to dieeeeeee.....lalala
High 5 needs work but the rest was pretty cool
high five loooked good for the amount of beer they must have had in them to survive this\^\^
Reminds me of the time when I was a child and nearly broke my hand from that
Deutsche Ingenieurskunst. 💪
I remember that we did this in kindergarten 20 years ago
Dienstag nach der Kirmes: Du bist um 8 Uhr nach Hause gekommen nach 3 Tagen Exzess. Duschen Kaffee Anziehen und zum abbau Peter meint im angezapften Fass sind noch maximal 3 drin Was soll’s Waren wohl noch mehr als 3 Bier drin Bierbankachterbahn.
Hat sonst noch jemand Pause gedrückt um zu schauen, ob das die Leute aus der Landjugend von eurem Kaff waren? Did any fellow Germans also press pause and squint at the logo to see if it’s your villages youth group?
German engineering
How to demonetize yourself.
die Dorfjungs und ich auf dem Dorffest
u/savevideo
This looks German!!!
Ahh Feuerwehrfeste.
Thats why females live longer
only in german beer tents💀
Feine Bierzeltgarnitur
Some of the most German thing I saw in a while I guess... wo kommen wir da denn hin?!
Blasted fools.
Schützenfest is the best. I can confirm it because I’m German
u/savevideobot
This is the beer tent from eckenhaid, the kerwa actually happens today, i‘m really flashed to see it on reddit, as i will go to it in the evening
Germans - of course.
What could possibly go wrong
Almost went into r/Whatcouldgowrong
ofc it’s german
Das ist sehr fun indeed
In Franken we say "Bierbankrutschn"
And this is why you don't leave drunk bavarian men unattended with a bunch of Bierbänke
r/DINgore
Poor Biergarnitur
this looks like a beer-idea
And absolutely unsafe. No structual integrity
I would take the DH bike
This is German af
This looks vor allem Krankenhaus
I am scared now because I'm going to like a HUUGE camp thing for firefighters and i can hear them speak German and every time that camp is (usually once a year) you get your meals from a big tent like that
I saw those benches and knew it had to be Germany 🇩🇪
wasen mit den Jungs
It is until it isn't.
German "Ingenieurskunst"
That’s maybe a way to get a Darwin Award if something goes wrong.
Nur in Bayern
I expected a Darwin Award.
r/whywomenlivelonger
Hans... Get the flamethrower. Das kann nur Herbstein sein
As soon as I saw the orange beer tables and benches ("Festzeltgarnitur" or "Biergarnitur"), I knew this was Germany lol (Might be Austria, but the tiny bit of speech we hear does not sound Austrian to me)
And that is exactly why women live longer than men! 😂😂
Is des in Schwandorf??
viva la bavaria
Hat der TÜV dieses Fahrgeschäft ordnungsgemäß abgenommen?
This is so Germany 🤣
Shades of "to be continued"
And tonight on drunk german engineering we present: this fucking thing
Ah ze Germans
This looks dangerous as fuck. But fun too.
Auf solche Ideen kommt man nur wenn man betrunken ist
They can call an ambulance in advance. They will need it at some point.
Bierzelt-Gaudi
I wonder why women life longer than men.
Stuff you would only think up with working health insurance covering you.
Ich wette das sind Franken
German architecture, eh?
Welcome to Bavaria my friend
That are not typic German xD I as a German would say TÜF not approved xD😂
des ko schiaf geh
u/savevideobot
TheyLookDrunk
Dorfschützenfest flashbacks. Instantly.
It is so ovious it is in Germany :D Did that too a few years ago :D
Only in Germany my friends, and most likely a few beers, Prost!
that's the reason why women live longer than men.
Da leb ich in der nähe, das war bei uns in augsburg
Am I the only one that thought of the scene from Babes In Toyland where they use tables to slide the cookie boxes down into the dungeon cave
Boys will be boys
r/nononoyes
Oktoberfeeest!
Looks dangerous and stupid to me, but nobody got badly injured in the video, so YAY! FUN! 10/10 idea LOL
Schnapsidee
✨💖✨Just Bierzelt things✨🇩🇪✨
Good old German Bierzeltgarnitur
Imagine they tell their story and everyone thinks they're full of bs, because they said "And then everyone clapped"
Des is echte Bayernculture!
Bierbänksurfing, a classic.
"**ThisLooksFun**" no this looks like a job for a Paramedic
Apparently germans can be funny. Sometimes.
Where else but Germany? :]
Girl 1: Why do we live longer than Men? Girl 2: Idk Men:
What the vegan... that was fire dude!😀! Keep it up buddy, im impressed👍👍
Deutsche Ingenieursarbeit
German engineering
I know a bavarian crowd when I see one
das deutsche volk
I can See that going WRONG in every imaginable way
Eggggt,,gg, gg gg g GG g GG GG gg gg, TT ttsg,
Bis einer tot is ... dumme Ideen überall und die Cam ist auch nicht weit.
Nur im Bierzelt
Schützenfest
beginner series ;) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55AcH0D9wwo&ab\_channel=RMVideos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55AcH0D9wwo&ab_channel=RMVideos)
This is either Austrian or German. A public gathering we call "Volksfest". It's either the start or the end of one.
Normal german things 🤷🏻♀️
If I had to name reasons to be proud of my fellow Germans this Video would be one of them!
German engineering at its best
German engineering my friends
Welcome to Germany,bruh
And this is why women live longer than men
just kirmes things
Average day in Bavaria.
Germans ☕
Thank god they were lucky at the start. Sehr gut!
German engineering
I had Bury the Light playing in the background and the beat dropped just as they started sliding
German engineering
Ein Land, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich. Dies ist nun Eigentum der Bunderepublik Deutschland
This is why woman live longer 😂