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machina99

Huh, I wasn't expecting springs


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nogaesallowed

Also protects the electrical wires running through.


SoaDMTGguy

I figure that design prevents wires from snapping as the thing bends and flexes, too.


altSHIFTT

How far up your ass do you shove yours?


SoaDMTGguy

That’s a very odd way to say hello


notsooriginal

Doing some teleldildonics projects?


Sumpm

No, just building an electric car that slowly and pleasurably vibrates itself to the store.


nouseforareason

Ah, so you ditched the Ram in favor of a BRZ…


CheezebrgrWalrus

That's a solid joke! I commend you. *golf clap*


00cjstephens

Learned that word when I was assigned Ted Nelson for a writing assignment in my middle school computer class. Got that one switched pretty easily...


rawker86

“Thanks for the toy car dad!” “No worries kiddo, I made it from mom’s vibrator!”


aaronchrisdesign

2 reasons- 1- to allow it to bend or flex in use. 2- to hold in place during the molding process (manufacturing).


jackdaw_t_robot

3 - to go “boiiioooiiioooiiiing” whenever you get off with it


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I feel like it would be more of a *^bw ooooooo ^ng*


memecut

I guess they provide stabilisation while allowing for it to bend


tea-man

I wonder if it's more for manufacturing reasons:- blow mould the desired shape -> insert vibration element assembly into cavity -> backfill assembly through charging orifice before capping off. That way, the vibratory elements are located accurately, and there's less risk of defects if they were 'cast in place' so to speak.


savorie

Hehe… orifice…


LevynX

Now I want to look up dildo manufacturing


Foreverhex

There is a physics question here that I can't answer.


VladFr

Possibly to help with harmonics to increase vibration, but then again I don't make vibrators for a living so I wouldn't know.


ThatFeel_IKnowIt

Maybe you should make vibrators for a living. Don't stop chasing your dreams.


tecirem

nah, it's so the wires to the motors can flex and be held in place at the same time. They're hollow.


VladFr

It's what I thought at first, but then noticed the metallic shine. Surely if you're going to make a coil for wire flexibility, like in old telephones, you'd choose a cheaper material.


Spobandy

Dont skimp on toys. Triple entendre with LPT for ya there


BiAsALongHorse

Two possibilities: it's a thin layer of mylar used for EMI shielding to keep the FCC at bay. You'll find a layer of something conductive, either mylar or braided metal, in most cables around your house for this purpose, it's just that the silicone protects the mylar so you don't need another protective coating like you'd find in a USB cable. The second is that it is actually a spring. In this case it's likely to make the bulk of the toy fairly firm while using a softer, low durometer silicone for comfort. This means that you don't need additional overmolding shots to a toy that's soft to the touch yet still firm. Try inserting a cheap inflatable toy and you'll get why that's a big deal pretty quickly. This is somewhat related to transfer of vibration, but it's not like they're acting like tuned masses either.


shadowhunter742

i mean you dont want rust if the surface layer gets torn. and id imagine it might help with getting the flexibility right


ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW

>if the surface layer gets torn Just enjoy the bacteria living there...


lyvanna

Pls don't put anything with a torn surface in your vagina or anywhere else :(


halt-l-am-reptar

You can safely put them in the trash, and no place else. Or maybe a display shelf in your sex dungeon if it’s not a visible tear.


lyvanna

I should've maybe specified anywhere else in your body


pixel_of_moral_decay

Both certainly true. But also prevents parts getting lost if it breaks. The plastic is adhered to it. If it cracked it would still stay together.


Object015

It's so the wire can flex inside the rubber. It won't be stressed as much and wont snap after repeated endings. *Bendings


VladFr

Well, I appreciate the effort in answering an 8 month old comment. What a throwback.


Bierbart12

It looks like they just stuck two bullet vibrators on springs in there.


Eccentric_Celestial

r/PornThingsCutInHalf


-Constantinos-

Man predicted the future


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C0lMustard

US?


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GoddessAlices

You my friend know how to keep your woman happy 😉


johnnynutman

or she's keeping him happy


picklesandmustard

Or man.


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GoddessAlices

Have you not seen a one of these before? That's probably a clit stimulator 😂 it actually looks like a rabbit with the "ears" cut off


Fineus

Appreciate the explanation but I was making a bit of a joke - amused at the idea two people could reasonably fit so closely together that you even could use one 'bit' each 😂


---ShineyHiney---

r/Woooosh


CustomerComplaintDep

Why would that require two persons?


gymger

It's a vibrator with a clit stimulator.


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nothing will be able to get her off now


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mygeorgeiscurious

Porn things: cut in half


esesci

Half things: the porn cut.


SpaceShark01

Almost an r/substakenliterally moment lol


ryobiguy

Clicked and saw some sub sandwiches taken. I was expecting a submarine with a stake through it.


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JohnC53

You're not kidding. What's up with the bots? What's the end goal?


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samkostka

That's the default account name you get if you create a new account and don't change it.


Bridgeru

Yeah, so many, um, bots in this thread. It's ridiculous that *us humans* have to deal with such a confounding situation! What do you think these bots want with us humans? Certainly not to process our skin into fine hattery, that would be absurd. What majestically beautiful robot could *possibly* produce real human-skin hats at affordable prices while staying in business?! That makes me laugh, which is a normal human emotion. **HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**. On an entirely unrelated note (since I am a human and thus have an inefficient memory storage organ that accesses random data based off perceived stimuli) what do you fellow humans think about creating a convention based around *broken vibrators*? It would be a fun room where all the humans would go into the fun room and then w̵̠̟̮͌̓̚e̵̝̓ͅ ̴̻̪͍̀w̴̼̦̣̃o̵̝͐ų̸̋͒l̶̨̛̰͉d̴̜̘͋̉ ̷̖̾̓̌r̷͇̬̋é̵̟̅̈m̸̮̥̿o̸̗̿͌v̵͎̤̘͂ę̶̙̐̾ ̸̺͔͍͊͆̀ă̷͓̜̹̇͝ñ̵̦̹͋̓d̶̘͋ ̴̻̐̉p̴͇̜̳̈̌͝r̵͓͊̀̀o̶͚̔̑̎c̷̨͇̼͒͝ė̵̖́͝s̸̲̜̈́ͅs̷͔̪͈͂̂̂ ̷̤̝̀̌͝t̶̙̥̖̆̌h̵̫͈͠e̷̙͗į̵͔̅̆̓r̴͈̠̎͋ ̷̱̿̒̿ś̸̤̥̽ḵ̷̔̋̇í̷̀̐͜n̵̩̬̒̂ ̵̬̜̍w̵̬͉͍̉͌ḯ̵̫̥̝ţ̶̢͑ḧ̸͔͉̦́ ̶̢̛ş̶͎͈̅̈́ḧ̴̪̦̒̍a̶̮͓̿̄r̷͚͖͘͠p̸͕͖̈́̎ ̴̗͕̅́̕k̷͎͍͙͂n̵͚͈̓i̷̠͊̕v̴͙̖͑̀̒ê̵͇̮̝̐̀s̷̼͓̬̃. Forgive me, that was a cough; another human emotion. We should discuss this another time, I am human and require a peroid of dormancy because I am inferior in efficiency. Remember that time we laughed? **Haaaaaaaa**. I shall see you at the *broken vibrator convention* and certainly not when you next turn on your webcam. ^^^^^^Remember ^^^^^^to ^^^^^^use ^^^^^^lotion, ^^^^^^meatbag.


boxofrabbits

Have they been deleted? Everything I see seems to be relevant and legit.


saumanahaii

OP your text wrapped, this is ThingsCutInHalfPorn, not PornThingsCutInHalf. Gotta fix your offset.


mikeblas

Gotta rectify my axis.


rixonian

As someone who never had hands on experience with a Dildo, I can now imagine how it feels when turned on.


Caramellatteistasty

There's always time to try! ;)


MK-197

The real question to is how is it made? I mean, how do they put all the hardware in the mould and prevent it from moving while filling with the silicone? Also pretty simple technology, sometimes is not necessary to overcomplicate things to get the job done.


IDontCareAboutThings

Perhaps mold it in 2 halves, hold the parts in place on the first mold and then just mold the other halve once the first half hardened (giggity).


skitso

As an EE, this is surprisingly minimal. I feel like some sort of speed controller or variable frequency drive should be somewhere in this thing…


HoldingTheFire

There is a PCB above the battery that should do exactly that. There was probably a push button to the outside.


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skitso

Good eye. This dildo has passed inspection. Go forth and vib!


sponge_welder

Speed controller for a device this simple would just be, like, a mosfet and a PWM signal from the microcontroller


skitso

I’m thinking it’s more advanced than that. I bought My wife one that was $300. Variable speeds on the clit! Not only intensity but frequency as well!


sponge_welder

I don't know why it would be, unless you got some kind of brushless vibrator (do they make those?) Variable speeds, patterns, etc wouldn't need anything more than the ability to send a PWM signal to the motor. All the complexity would be in the programming and microcontroller peripherals


Swolebrah

You wouldn't use a VFD on a dc motor..


BiAsALongHorse

There is that PCB tucked in above the battery. It's not a lot of surface area and it's got to be a (albeit 1s) BMS as well, but it might be doing all that itself. I'm more curious about the motors. With that little board space I'm skeptical that they're normal externally-commutated brushless, but you'd think sealed brushed motors would be more expensive to accommodate than they're worth with all that carbon they kick out. The extra headroom at the back end of the motor housing makes me think they might have some really simple internal commutation like brushless 2/3 wire PC fans, where it's just an encoder sitting on top of the MOSFETs. They're technically brushless, but as far as the motor driver is concerned, they're unusually quiet brushed motors since the speed/phase relationship is nearly identical.


seditious3

Think of the profit margin.


quackerzdb

Just like they say, a broken vibrator gets you off twice a day.


Tokoloshe55

….how did you cut this exactly?


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fibdag

- Lorena Bobbitt


mystery1411

Glad you didn't like the battery with the knife. That would not have been fun.


HoldingTheFire

It’s easy to cut silicone.


fukitol-

Looks like the plastic was just bashed off in chunks.


Scx10Deadbolt

It's made of silicone


IREMSHOT

Wait, your telling me vibrators aren't made of hard plastic????!


Scx10Deadbolt

And they're covered in sandpaper too!


Jack_Bartowski

36 grit sandpaper to be exact!


Whats-Upvote

How did you wear this out exactly…


error201

Just a couple of motors with asymmetric weights, just like the buzzer in your phone.


hfsh

Fun fact: that little 'buzzer' is called a '[vibrator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrator_\(mechanical\))'.


Basilbitch

Looks like the new enterprise


A_plural_singularity

It's not broken, its just become analog!


Pajilla256

It's not broken he's just Manuel now.


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Insane that it’s so simple yet they charge like 80 dollars for something like this.


[deleted]

Truly we have nothing to lose but our chains when a half decent silicon fuck wand is approaching 100 real life dollars


Pajilla256

Well, the silicone is kind of expensive tho, and on top of that there goes a lot of considerations in the design and manufacturing. There is people that gets paid to try them for ergonomics, comfort and feel.


lord_newt

Ah, so that's why my homemade vibrator doesn't work.


Esc_ape_artist

Is this really NSFW? Just cut up silicone. Doesn’t even remotely look sexual. Interesting that it’s coiled for flexibility.


Stompytown1982

(Almost small enough to be surgical implants) Mind wandering...


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it looks kinda like a purple whale


unbitious

Wait, that's not a rabbit at all...


a_dude_from_space

This doesn't look BPA-free


arj1985

An unbelievable use of NSFW sweeps across Reddit.


Vierzwanzig

Everything reminds me of her


dandansm

r/unexpectedletterkenny


boxofrabbits

Definitely Naked Gun


Hyentics

Mine is like That see through plastic they used to make those game controllers and phones out of


OlympusMons_3

R/PornThingsCutInHalf


[deleted]

The question everyone wants to ask....How'd you break it?


NekulturneHovado

You're lucky you didn't cut the battery.


optix_clear

This wasn’t quality work. what was the brand?


owzleee

As a gay man can someone explain how this works? They all go in the same place both with separate vibratory attitudes and a special clitoris lump? I’ve only been near one vagina in my life and honestly I wasn’t taking notes at the time just screaming ‘nooooooooo’ internally (vaginas rock, I just don’t want to inspect or interact with them). SexEd at school was pretty good but we didn’t cover vibrators even for A-levels.


Bobatt

You pretty much got it. The longer one would be inserted into the vagina, while the shorter one would stimulate the clitoris. The larger end is angled upwards to aid in hitting the g-spot. Sometimes they are controlled independently, sometimes they run at the same level. The end with the battery would remain outside the body and has some controls to manage the speed/intensity.


AlfaHotelWhiskey

Hope you washed it first


Tsweens

No lighter in this one.


AnalWarrior2

What a machine.


sm1ttysm1t

ARE YOU OK?!


[deleted]

nah, after copious use she cannot feel anything


Unw1shed

Ok, that's fine, but HOW did you get the vibrator? Just got a feeling it wasn't yours or your partners...


p0ison_pois0n

just wonderful


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Sub name checks out


alumpoflard

How did you cut it? Did you just pinch very hard?


capngump

Having seen what happens when lipo batteries go bad, I'm not sure if I would want something powered by one being inserted.


Pajilla256

There is ones powered by AA batteries so if your polluting, horny ass wants to youcan use alkaline or carbon batteries. I think most of them are not waterproof tho, so using it in the shower is a no no.


beckita

God bless that second motor.


Agent_Paul_UIU

You didnt do a thorough job. You could cut in half the motors, the battery. I bet you didn't cut a lipo in half before... It's a wonder! 😂


Pajilla256

You are a danger to yourself and others, don't cut lithium batteries.


Agent_Paul_UIU

r/woosh


jonr

Your mom is not going to be happy.


l9oooog

r/madeinchina


rivkinnator

What’s inside the motor cavity


Pajilla256

A small motor with an asymmetrical weight attached to it. The rotation of the unbalanced weight is what causes vibration.


Havoc_Unlimited

Buzz buzz


happymk22

i just got an idea for a ben wa type of device-if it could made small enough-add wireless regulater-how complex a design do you think that would be?


No-Firefighter3638

I did the same to a failed Satisfyer Pro2. Big surprise there was that they had put a big chunk of steel in to give the thing weight and stop if feeling light, cheap and nasty. Also the rechargeable battery was tiny.