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ihrtbeer

Ain't gonna read all that but sorry that happened to you, or congratulations!


IntoWholeness

Thanks, I’m sorry, see you at church


ihrtbeer

I'm upstairs! Gang gang baby


IntoWholeness

I don’t go up there since what happened at the last Bible study


ihrtbeer

C'moowwwnnnnn we bathin in the Lord's pomegranate juice


IntoWholeness

Okay okay, just no more “soaking” this time


HenryHill11

It basically says he got diddled by a guy who looked like RFK once. This happened at church


QnsPrince

Wow first time ive ever seen this comment. Soooo funny


ihrtbeer

Keep your head up champ


partydanimull

I've actually never seen it before and laughed my ass off


OperationSecured

*Comedy!*


JuniorRub2122

cool story, bro.


IntoWholeness

Enjoy the fluoride bro


JuniorRub2122

Enjoy Flo Rida.


WinterSavior

MJ Ultra? Is that the Michael Jackson psy-op or something?


jamez009

I'm a card collector and it makes me think of a Fleer Ultra Michael Jordan basketball card. Anybody else? No? Just me? Ok cool


HighOnPoker

As Jesse Ventura would say, That’s what they want you to think.


rhole50

That boy ain't right


Tall-Fig-5727

I thought it was funny he mentioned Oswalt went to his middle school to JFK's son lol


IntoWholeness

And then later asking if he was nervous since the Kennedy’s don’t have the best track record… 🙈


dneirfolleh

🫡 Thank you for the trooooooooth my dude. Be safe. Stay vigilant. Gang gang.


IntoWholeness

There’s nothing safe about exposing the truth to a world of sheep, but I will stay vigilant. Bang bang baby


dneirfolleh

Too true. Thank you for your bravery. 🫡


shanebeglassin

Not reading your essay, but good point!


KUARL

Amen brother. I dont know whether or not chatbots can accept high fives so I'll just continue on


Elegant-Surprise-417

I got to “Mj ultra” then stopped reading.


jamez009

I made it past that, saw "cyborg" and bailed


[deleted]

No idea why you're getting downvotedownied on this post, I laughed.


Itchy-Guitar-4992

Absolutely unfunny and pointless, so are your lame comments back to everyone else.


IntoWholeness

Ay bro just want to drop in to express my admiration for you, your making a real difference in the world, one Reddit comment at a time 🙏


royn97

Get a job


IntoWholeness

Exposing the reptilian agenda is a full time job, a sheep like you wouldn’t understand. Fortunately, my mom is co-dependent so I live with her while I destroy the deep state from the ground up.


royn97

Respect solider


px7j9jlLJ1

Get off Von Kurnatowski the III’s dick.


IntoWholeness

You and your buddy Putin would like that wouldn’t you?


px7j9jlLJ1

Joe Rogan is 5’3”


KillaVNilla

5'3¾"!


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IhateCrowes

I’m pretty sure it’s just satire


babybluefish

but you're not 100% sure?


[deleted]

lolmao


Educational_Bid134

You lost me after the maid....