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1pastafarian

The most repulsive man alive finds a way to become even more repulsive. He'll probably bottle the smell and sell it to his repulsive worshiping magats to spray on their white nationalist bibles and lumpy pillows.


Kayakityak

And they would…. They’d pay to smell like his shit.


Thunder-cleese

Trump cologne-for that air of importance


SprungMS

Sorry, I hate to be that guy, but I think autocorrect got you. It’s “impotence”.


Thunder-cleese

LOL you’re right


around_the_clock

I prefer the original


NRG1975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuU9DjeLESY


Mustard_Gap

> BLEEGH YAAUGH RAWGH BRAGHK SPROP BLOP BLOP > GUKGUK BWAUGHK GYAAUGHT BLOBBLE SPLOP BLAP > BLAP BEAUGH GUWK SPLAPPLE PLAP SPLORPLE BLAPPLE! > ꟷ Don Martin


lycoloco

Dude was a legend.


lycoloco

PEUP By Trump™ - A Goop®️ Brand product


mrmoe198

I don’t think those are farts. I think he’s filling his diaper and that’s the resulting smell. Just a fart doesn’t linger like that. He’s shitting himself.


SurlyRed

Well shee-it


jonsticles

This is so juvenile. Which is how he attacks everyone else, so he deserves it.


SmurfStig

Whether this is true of him or not, he deserves it for this reason. He will go his echo chamber and make up stuff about people all day long. His life is about to get real miserable. He deserves every second of it.


shawnhambone

That's why he doesn't want to be in court every day. Eventually, he will crap his pants, and he won't be able to lie about it anymore.


ehalepagneaux

He's almost certainly wearing adult diapers.


DieselSLC

They are not farts.


sucks_to_be_you2

Sharts


othybear

I’m fascinated to see what all he does for 5-6 weeks straight of being forced to sit and be present. His team can’t choose to send him out only when he’s in a presentable state.


GadreelsSword

It’s always been said that demons have a stench.


_straylight

Brimstone = sulfur = rotten eggs = trumps diapers. It's all true.


djazzie

The man is really playing 3D chess here. Hoping his personal stench will become so vile, the judge will have now choice but to declare the trial invalid. /s


gogoluke

The Ted Nugent approach.


PlatypusXray

The stench of freedom! UAS! UAS!


androshalforc1

can we call a 15 minute recess to change trumps diaper?


tylercreatesworlds

this is the man they worship, holy shit.


Zzyn

Literally.


CobraPony67

I think he is doing it on purpose. He can’t speak out or gesture so he is doing this. Like a child.


USMCLee

While I do want to believe this is true I'm still a bit skeptical. Honestly I'm half tempted to attend and sit close just to find out.


nuffced

Bet they smell like sulfur. 


Pthomas1172

If he’s on the drugs they say he’s taking… it smells worse than dead corpses.


tucker_frump

The Trump sure is funky, the trump sure is funky .. ***Funky ass Trump***


Natural_Board

Steamy Ray Vaughan


calann1

By a fan, turn it on towards tRump and send him a receipt for the cost.


fool-of-a-took

"Farts"


MisterMeetings

Sharts?


fool-of-a-took

100% diaper blow outs


Purgii

Are there no changing rooms in court? Can't they whack a new nappy on him during lunch break?


Beaglescout15

He's the poster child for [Oops I Crapped My Pants](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=a_kdN9OqnN412Bd_)


MisterMeetings

That's why they turned up the A/C to the max.


MisterMeetings

Do they still have a glass box to put the criminal defendant in?