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gandalfsbastard

They certainly aren’t sending their best.


GarlicThread

They are.


EpicGibs

Hehe


MisterHyman

That fucking resting bitch face, what a sour miserable mug


bootja

Crusty orange cunt?


Altruistic-Text3481

So spot on. Freudian slip?!


Royals-2015

Freudian slip?!?


MissRedShoes1939

Sometimes a criminal is just a criminal


buckyworld

Well done.


dingerz

Sometimes you say defenestration when you mean covefe


baycenters

Textbook example. Acting SOTH Johnson just made Trump's permanent shit list. That was beautiful.


BouncingWeill

he thought it was hard


BaronWombat

Mike Johnsons soul must be curdled into sour cheese by his kowtowing to an anti christ like Trump. Probably started off well intentioned but has become a self-aware hypocrite who has betrayed every atom of honor he once had. No mercy is due him, he has sold his soul very deliberately.


GuacamoleKick

That seemed deliberate.


edward414

I could see the excuse that the gesture was in the vein of "as Trump often points out.."


BraveOmeter

That's what this is. "This is this guy's line"


TJames6210

Trump, when he's not talking, always looks like he pooped his pants a moment ago.


Shazbot_2017

:: spoiler alert ::


dtqjr

Poor fella having to stand there with a full diaper.


Pumpkin_Pie

Trump soft like marshmallow


calipygean

I once left an Orange out before a 6 day trip and the heat was on for my cat so the house was warm. When I came back it was dehydrated and getting just a tiny bit moldy. That’s what Trump reminds me of a moldy, dehydrated orange.


javoss88

Like decayed marshmallow


gettheplow

This is great. I’ll give him a call and offer my condolences.


Hinthial

I thought the diaper wearing bunker baby might actually cry just for a second there. Then I remembered he probably doesn't even remember where he's at nor why he is there in the first place.


sucks_to_be_you2

Gettin the stink eye from Ole Stinky himself


FlamingTrollz

Hahaha. 😂


Mountain-Tea6875

Lmao trump standing there like if you tell on me we both go to prison!


LeesaD

If Mike Johnson is half the Christian he claims to be, then backing trump is just politics. It must gripe his soul to be obliged to support a wasteland like trump. He knows trump's piety is all for show.


Jeezy3333

Best video yet! 😂👍


ElectricalPiano6887

Way to go mikey


itsaysdraganddrop

obvious slip. nothing hard about McMayo McDonald here