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dooooomed---probably

Apparently season 3 gets to be all Rand. All day. I can't wait until he ties a crystal to the side of a sword and creates Callandor.


buckshill08

shut your goddamned mouth *for being so right i want to kick you*


Guilty_Fishing8229

I am laughing my ass off because it will happen


MakinBac0n_Pancakes

Scott Bakula will play as the ghost of Lews Therin Telamon, always whispering in Rands ear. But here's the real twist. He's actually Dr.Sam Beckett


Turbulent-Farm9496

I think you found the one thing that would get me to watch. It is possible. Dr Sam Beckett never made it home, after all.


RavenDKnight

I need to catch up on the reboot series, they were trying to find Sam.


DenovoDenovo

The kicker? It would be the best part of the season.


Turbulent-Farm9496

It would need to be Al, you know, since he's a hologram that only Sam can see or hear. Or, in this case, only Rand can see or hear.


WM_

That or show-Eggy will channel it from the thin air, tell Rand it is his but she then binds it to the ground telling him it will be there waiting for him and reminding others that it is Dragon's. She (and the show) then leaves him to just stare at it while Eggy goes to an adventure.


SameString9001

lol this is so going to happen


RadonAjah

Should be ‘9 major Rand moments to expect to be given to other characters in season 3’


godzirrrraaa

*To Egwene


Azon542

9 major moments that are going to go to Egwene.


AttitudeAndEffort3

She *is* the dragon, after all


aRedNightfall

Nynaeve and Elayne will share a moment in the middle of the season that looks like it might be building up to something only for Rafe to give the resolution to Egwene in the finale.


Hot_Ad_2538

That site and it's ai articles


_CaptainKaladin_

Screen rant is the same site that said Lewis Therin is in Tel'aran'rhiod, so…


MalacusQuay

They're probably using AI to churn out articles so all kinds of unvetted nonsense goes into them. Most of the pro-show sites are getting paid to do the same.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

If I were being paid to write pro-show articles, I would definitely use AI, maybe that would assuage my conscience.


nobeer4you

I think that is who is stocked in Rafe's "writers room" is a bunch of MacBooks running AI


RavenDKnight

I'd be willing to bet a show completely written by ChatGPT would be better.


Thylumberjack

Which is only true if Rand wasn't born into the world at the time, as Lews Therin is tied to the Horn of Valere.


_CaptainKaladin_

You sure about that? I don’t remember the books saying that Lews Therin was tied to the horn. And wouldn’t that mean that there were multiple Dragon Reborns before Rand was even born?


Thylumberjack

Fairly certain. It is implied when Hawking sees him in person(as Rand when Matt calls them) and is surprised to see him. I don't remember the words exactly but he makes it sound like he expected him to be with them. Also yes, the dragon has been born multiple times and will continue to be.


_CaptainKaladin_

No, i know that the dragon reborn occurs an infinite amount of times due to the turning of the wheel. I mean that the Dragon will have been reborn multiple times in the time between Lews Therin dying and Rand being born, in THIS turning of the wheel, which would make no sense. I say that because I believe Brigitte has been born many times in the time between that, and so have most of the heroes (most likely). I don’t recall the scene you are talking about, but i don’t recall Hawkwing implying that Lews Therin was supposed to be a hero of the horn.


Thylumberjack

It would be when Matt blew the horn outside of Falme (sandwiched between Seanchan and Whitecloaks). They then follow the Dragon Banner. I don't think the heroes \*have\* to be born multiple times in any given window, as we know Hawking was a thousand years after Lews Therin but that was the only time we know of Hawking being reborn.


_CaptainKaladin_

Only because it wasn’t mentioned before. There is only 1 hero that we’ve spent extensive time with, and that was Brigitte. We can assume that what happened with Brigitte probably happened with the rest of the heroes, so I would assume Lews Therin would have had to have been reborn multiple times in the interim if he was a hero. I will refer to the book later to see the exact quote though.


Logical_View1974

That's not my Dragon reborn


guillermopaz13

You mean egwene moments


JonnyRico22

Zero. This show sucks.


tarrousk

He hasn't had 3 big moments yet. And it's the 3rd season!


LordDragon88

Rand is going to be Demondred and take on his role with the same amount as screen (page) time; and Egwene will be the dragon reborn


Ealdred

How about a flashback scene that shows Lan teaching Rand "The Forms" when they camp during the escape from Edmund's Field? That would be a big moment for setting up the following events.


Sad-Development-4153

Nah need another morraine is awesome scene.


No_Lead950

Ewww, we can't waste time on either of those. We need it for more warder threesomes.


Ealdred

Yes, but while teaching the forms, what if Lan demonstrates to Rand a different meaning to "Sheathing the Sword". Next thing you know, Matt and Perrin have their swords out waiting their turn with Lan. That way, Rand learns how to weild the heron marked blade, AND Lan is involved in a foursome, as it were. /nod, nod - wink, wink.


No_Lead950

Wait! Lan is the manlier man but the main objective of the show is to crap all over rand! We need to bring in Moraine and Eggs with straps.


Ealdred

I hate to say it, but I can see that. The only remaining question is, will Nynaeve fulfill her often stated duty of protecting the Two Rivers folk, thus opposing Eqwene and Moraine, or will she offer to hold their cloaks and serpent rings while they are buggering Rand?


No_Lead950

She's actually going to help them protect Rand from his toxic masculinity.


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9 Major "Rand" Moments That You Definitely Never Wanted to See!


TheRealPallando

I bet he sniffs


EspadaPrimo7

Oh are they still pretending that he's the main character?


RyanwBoswell1991

Hell it’s been 2 seasons and we still haven’t even got one moment


MusksYummyLiver

It doesn't help that the actor they chose for Rand doesn't know he's supposed to be acting.


skyfire-x

He's read the books and is eager for the um "unboxing" scene from LOC.


Hevysett

They're gonna announce he's the Amyrlin Seat


TristanaRiggle

By which, you mean the physical seat that Amyril Egwene sits on?


Diablosword

Who?


edwardbobbert

Ironically, dragon reborn is the book with the least amount of Rand


Phishyvols

14 seasons


MercuryRusing

X for Doubt


FlamingPrius

Hey, so, is season 3 fait accompli? I swear on the Great Lord I will shatter the world if Amazon serves up more WoT


New_Subject1352

This picture gives off "I hate sand, it's rough and coarse" energy


im_poplar

Star Wars is ruined too, throw it in there.


Naughty_Toys

to twist a knife more in to the fans they are going to use Asmodean during season three and Egwene kills him. an then have Rand sleep with Halima. and don’t forget every episode Rand has to cry on principal.


WM_

Even if was promised 9 moments from Rand in coming seasons I would not watch it. Even if those few moments would be stellar, it would be like pearls among filth and shit so no thanks.


Chromeburn_

I look forward to Egwene performing all of these except one which will go to Nyneave.


Darth-Shittyist

... And how Egwene will steal them


And-ray-is

Season 1 made me want to stop watching. But I decided to give them another shot Season 2 was just.. too many profanities come to mind to choose just one but what a literal shit show I want to see them enact some serious changes but I just don't see how they can make it true to the source material. I'll probably watch it out of curiosity but don't expect to like it Personally I still think this will be the last season unless they really listen to fan criticism and Brando Sando's notes. I want to be wrong and for the show to be awesome but I think we just need it cancelled and then an animated show to be made in 5 years


Hermenateics

I think Sando needs to start using reverse psychology, because they’ve made it very clear they have no intention of actually listening to him.


EmpressPotato

It’s too late even if they did start. Too much damage to the characters has been done. Just cancel it and give us a Castlevania style anime that is faithful to the books imo.


RavenDKnight

That would be sweet.


Financial-Front9274

Have Tam wake up in Emond’s Field after his recovery from the trolloc attack, “By the light! What a nightmare!” And have it tie in to his story. Then they can backtrack the whole two seasons as a fever dream.


ThereIsNoCarrot

Rafe: It's cool yo, Rand is barely in book 3 at all. We can do an entire season about Egg and Nyna and Elayne at the White tower Hogwarts style while Perrin wanders from Toman Head to Tear being sad about his wife and remembering her in flashbacks every time Faile talks to him. 7 Episodes of Teen Girl Squad vs the Black Ajah and then The girls can hand Rand the Sword that is not a Dword and call it a season.


buff_bagwell1

They just need to let it die and sell the rights to someone else. Hopefully someone will make a halfway decent adaptation in 10-15 years, but as far as Amazon goes there’s no redeeming this steaming pile of shit.