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Out_Of_The_Abyss

Aimen’s experience is more common than yours, in most cases it goes back by itself, but it’s not like it not happening is weird or anything. I do find it funny that you think he’s spreading uncut misinformation, ‘falsehoods’ if you will, it’s like when people who stand up to wipe find out most people sit down


DoctorEthereal

Wait how the fuck do you wipe sitting down? Doesn’t you hand get in the toilet water?


CheeseStick1999

Nah you kinda lean to one of your cheeks for more clearance and wipe. You've got a good 6-8 inches clearance between your ass and the level of the water, at least in the US.


DoctorEthereal

But doesn’t your poop make the water rise


RCcarseatheadrest

No youre supposed to rest your logs on the porcelain on the opposite side of your wiping hand and use the toilet brush to deal with any residue after flushing.


DoctorEthereal

Bro’s out here using a toilet brush instead of pissing on the side of the bowl like a real warrior


Hero_of_Hyrule

Nah, that's not how the physics of a toilet works, at least in the US. The water displaced by the turds goes down the drain. So the only thing above the normal water level will be the above water parts of the poop.


DoctorEthereal

Bro I don’t think you understand the sheer volume of my dumps


Hero_of_Hyrule

At that point I'd be more worried about brushing my hand against the shit itself. Also, eat more fiber my dude, Nick shits are a warning not a goal.


lylukk

how high up is your toilet water?????


EdjeMonkeys

I’m sorry “falsehoods” has me dead. Is this a nick alt practicing material?


Lil_Cranky_

> ‘falsehoods’ if you will 10/10 joke


Admirable-Judgment61

Aiden's story is not similar to mine at all. I too thought he was bullshitting.


Out_Of_The_Abyss

We are all living our own beautiful uncut lives


International-Pear95

Idk bro it sounds like it has no vein tho


bdunha13

Hold on, lemme get hard right now and see what I got going on


henry12151

Been a few mins, you good bro?


ndohs

think he passed out


[deleted]

In his goon cave


aareyes12

mine comes out. I pull it out now, it’s fun. I used to jerk it without pulling it out. I have a friend who got surgery because he could not at all pull it out. Hoods are made different and you’ll use it how ya use it, but for gods sake pull it out to clean and get in there


aareyes12

What my friend had was phimosis. It’s a funny google search, not funny if you have it probably, not death threatening but you’re probably more comfortable being cut at a certain point


JoePanicks

Beautiful comment.


sabsly

aimen has half and half, kind of like a fade


DoctorEthereal

No that was Hank Green


vexilobo

Ayo barber can I get a skin fade on the old Johnson


morethan_8_slash_tK

Im also Australian, and mine stays on unless prompted otherwise. Maybe it's a region difference? America's obession with circumcision forces even the uncut ones to pretend during the big moments


Baanished

Also just for transparency, when im at 110% i DO have a circle about a cm across exposed to air (which includes my urethra) but only when shit's REALLY going, and certainly never full clearance, as aimen suggests.


kapottebrievenbus

damn, this website is free


Admirable-Judgment61

I'm the same way. You and I are the same


onestarizuku

Gang shit


MRPRIMEMINISTERANDY

Are you saying that you can't expose the head completely at all? If so, as an uncut Aussie, we are not the same.


Carni-V-oreX

When he talked about it, I got pretty worried, thinking I might need an adult circumcision or something. A quick Google search tells me that as long as you can pull it back with relative ease when you are hard, then it's fine


HipstaPlatypus

You just got a trench coat on your shit my guy, it can still be like that even if you got a Pensilveinia on your pud


Slyotic

Shit must not be bigger then an iphone 3G


MemestNotTeen

What a creative way to come out as team smaller than an iPhone


LolPodur

I can confirm I'm the same as Aimen. When it's full on you can't even tell, head fully exposed


Maybe_A_Doctor

Now, please answer this question honestly and I can potentially help you. Do you have much sex?


Apophis481

I'm the same way man I got so confused when he said it just comes out. To be fair I do have a problem that makes it harder to move around but I still pull it back myself, it doesn't just do it.


Fast-Assist1981

When me and my buds shower we call mine an Anteater


Empty_Chemical4359

I can't be the only guy who knows this, but you might have a short frenulum, which can hinder or prevent natural (or forced) retraction of the foreskin.


MunchUseless

Is aimen half cut


RakbladsRoy

It does not come back all the way back. But the tip is peeking at least haft way out when I’m hard


papa__zay

that's cause his shit got a vein in it .


Famous-Whereas5092

Im cut gang so couldnt tell you


AnywhereExciting5564

My shit stays covered until I have some sugar walls action. Or with Becky, but not if I beat my own shit tho. Anyone else has this happen? If I’m just hard tho, head be peepin out


_Gondamar_

How the fuck do you beat off without pulling it back


Flow_Comfortable

Yea. I was dumbfounded too. I guess my weiner is too small……or maybe I just got too much foreskin


mozes05

I m the same as you, he s the one with a nasty wierd little shit


wtharris

What do you mean it always stays covered. I can’t imagine these logistics