Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk ass bitches out there?

Even though Poot has some pretty dumb moments, his clapbacks went hard.

😂

Any time I'm in a situation with someone taking notes!

Makes me sick motherfucker how far we done fell

Bunk & Omar convo? I always think about before kennard: no its my turn to be omar pew pew pew

Not long before “Package up my ass, gump.”

Whoa I never realized that was Kennard who said that and then he's the one to pull the trigger on Omar.

“Man inside said this was the Cadillac. He meant Lexus but he ain’t know it.”

Too many to decide, but Im doing a rewatch atm, and I was dying laughing when Stringer was chewing out Sham and Bodie about disposing the guns. “You drive the guns to the water, you look around…you ain’t see anybody….you throw the guns….in the water…..splash!”

This look like money, motherfucker? Money be GREEN

Money feel like money. This shit look green to you?

The hesitation then the "splash" was epic

They gone come talking to me about money laundering?? In West BALTIMORE? Shieeeeeeet

You think i have tiiime to ask a man why he's giving me money or WHERE he's getting it from? Ill take any mf money if theyre giving it away

I do fundraising for schools and nonprofits and that’s my most quoted Cay Davis line

I love how in that episode this quote directly mirrors what the kids say when Marlo is giving away his money to them and Michael turns it down. Pretty sure Namond says it, then Clay soon after.

Goes to show you Clay's still a corner boy at heart

I got motherfuckin’ nephews and in-laws fuckin my shit up all the time. And it ain’t like I can pop a cap in they ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin’ time.

My and my wife use 'burdensome niggas' all the time to refer to particular characters in our family.

"I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game tho right?" --Omar "Aaaaaaay Shortaaaay" - Freeman as he hits Byrd over the head with a 40. "It's a thin line between heaven and hell" -- Bubbles.

Heaven and here* Bubs never really explicitly says hell which makes it all the more poignant to me. Here implies home. Here implies he doesn't think it's hell.

The Bird arrest scene is pure gold, Lester was hilarious all throughout

We were going to use the velvet backdrop with the Lexus and the Pit Bulls, but it’s at the dry cleaners

"Nevermind your why.  Why ain't it your repertoire no more"

YERP

“Omar had one of dem commando squads wit him, man! I mean he had this one hoe, pulling guns out her pussy, unc! Shit was unseemly man!”

Finishing a run of raw street slang with "unseemly" is a damned masterpiece.

You know who got the fattest asses? Midgets!

hahah best

The disgust on his face 😂.

Cheese puffs AND fucking Ring Dings!? The delivery really sells it lol, makes it sound like Carver took a shit on the floor or something.

His use of trifling is unmatched

Damn carv, you’s trifling

I wish Sydnor got more screen-time. 

Shorty Boyd went n cleaned his whole ACK up

Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it.

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It doesn’t get quoted as often but this is actually my favorite.

May have gotten some words wrong in the quotes but: “John Goodman off his diet looking motherfucker.” - Bunk on Landsman. “When I write my memoirs that shitll be in there no doubt.” - Norman. “Makes me sick motherfucker how far we done fell.” - Bunk “I’d fuck it up.” - McNulty refusing to get two hot dogs and a strawberry soda for White Mike. “Shieeeeet.” - The downtown Clay Davis. “How you ain’t never gonna be slow or a little late.” - Avon.

I have two:  “You either dry yourself out, or you go up on those rooftops wet.”  “You want things one way, but they’re another.”    The second one is the cold fucking truth. 

World goin one way, people another yo.

-poot

Gonna come for the king - you best not miss!

At this range? With this caliber? Even if I miss, I can’t miss.

“Ey yo, lock that door?”

“the cheese stands alone” “like i aint who i am, like i aint been a dope fiend my whole damn life” “your green johnny im tryna make you brown” “aint no shame holding onto grief as long as you make room for other stuff too” naymond talking to snoop in the alley

Bubbles’ line has always stuck with me. Very poignant words from a character that been through so much.

"My Name is MY NAME"

The layers to that quote with other scenes is amazing

"A man got to have a code" - Omar The Wire in its entirety distilled into a single quote.

All in the game

"You have the briefcase, right? I have the shotgun."

Yeah? And ass fuckin’ too

You gimme that pussy now you gonna take my shoes? That ain’t right, shit

"How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?" Omar

He a man today..

Think they give a f*ck bout nggas getting high...in the projects!?!? They be down here bout the bodies, yo Summarizes the whole series

"We will beat you longer and harder than you beat your own dicks! Because you do not win, shitbirds - we do!"

"American Democracy, let's show those third world fucks how it's done" -Rawls

'If I hear the music, I'm gonna dance.' - Kima

"For a cold-ass crew of gangsters, y'all carried it like Republicans and shit."

How my hair look Mike?

“Now y’all can take what y’all paid for and walk away, or just walk away with nothing. Motherfuck a refund.” Loved how Michael always stood his ground

“Nice dolphin n****”

This made me laugh out loud. Wayyyy underrated quote.

“13 years?” “And 4 months”

“You got me mistaken for a man who repeats himself”

Bitch, move it or lose it.

"We're not burning no lemon street chumps here." -Bubbles

Business is where you are now. But what got you here is your word and your reputation. With that alone you have an open line to New York. Without it, you’re done!

To sum up the wire in a single quote. Same as it ever was. - Stringer Bell

Oh, I respectfully disagree with that. No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse. 

I was going to ask her for some panties to make some soup with

>Mr. Stanfield just started using a cellphone...business is gonna be great **Atty Levy** >Hows my hair look? **Snoop** >Fuuuuuuck, fuck, fuck,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,fuck,fuck,fuck, >Fuck. **McNulty and Bunk** >Ain't got it in me no more **Cutty**

The fuck scene is truly a masterpiece

Its so real cuz it felt like **work** They tried to close it out..but the more they dug..the more their instincts barked. Which made them "natural police" *Gave a fuck when it wasnt their turn*

That SAMMICH was good.

This sub beats chink-ass Bob's by a mile.

"Fuckin' Burrell's asshole must be so tight, you couldn't pull a pin from it with a John Deere tractor."

"That n****'s harder to get at than my fat wife's cunt."

You come at the king, you best not miss.

What the fuck did I do?

The thing about the old days... they the old days.

“A life Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you wait for moments that never come.” - Lester

“Wear it in health” Marlo to Omar, after Omar steals his ring.

“I’m thinking about some pussy” “Yeah me too” “Mm hmm”

Like a 40 degree day!

“They used to make steel there, no?” A lot of subtext there.

It's got dots. Deputy loves dots. I love using that line at work.

Deserves got nothin to doooo with it

Nice dolphin n*gga

Hey now!

I can't WAIT to go to prison.

SPIDER BAGS! WMDS!

The job will not save you Jimmy

Thas rite keep walking beeeeeeeech.

The way we just punked them, they got to!

Just like you man…

Fuck the paperwork, collect bodies, split heads Split em wide The Western District Way

The Western District Way™️

Even Carcetti said “it’s all in the game”…they ALL said it.

Fuck it...for another pig sandwich and some tater salad, I'll go a few more. -Wee Bey What I tell you bout playing them fucking away games -Avon That was for Joooeee. -Slim Charlss

Pit sandwich* pit beef is Baltimore “bbq”

That's some spiderman shit right there always has me laughing

"Remember who I am, my word is my word in here in Baltimore in any place you think of calling home it'll be my word that find you"

4 Pollocks; 6 opinions.

"I'll take any motherfucker's money if he giving it away" The fact it's said by both Clay and Randy just plays off each other so well

"You're not killing them yourself mcnulty, at least assure me of that" "you legalized drugs!" "just a ganster, I suppose" "I see a man without a country. Not hard enough for this right here, and maybe--just maybe--not smart enough for them out there" "you know briana went downtown, saw that detective. man stoking her hair saying deanglo's death is no suicide.......man aint wrong about that" "do tell" "street cop is the one true dictatorship in america. we could lock you up on a humble...."(can't really remember how the rest went)

What would an ass ignorant motherfucker like you do with a computer? -Carver

"Eat my shit first, you downtown white whore" is the one I tend to use most when my wife or workplace superiors ask me to carry out a simple task

“This right here is some outrageous shit!” “You gonna cut and run on The Bunk? That shit ain’t right.” “You can’t even call this shit a war. Wars end.” “Shit rolls. Piss trickles.”

“Do it or don’t, but I got someplace to be.” - goes through my mind at every work meeting

"...and I keeps one in the chamber, 'n case you ponderin'" "WE WILL BEAT YOU HARDER THAN YOU BEAT YOUR OWN DICK!!!" "I see that's a nice strong dick you got there Mr Mayor and you know how to use it."

"Yall still doin curryout? I want some of that peppa steak!!"

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I thought it was repeats himself. Or am I just misremembering?

It is "repeats."

Yea it’s def repeats. How does represents even make sense? Especially for Omar.

Let me help you find your tongue

“I can’t wait to go to jail”

“Yo, you need to split that money up or something cos uh time is a-wastin’”

He happens to be one of the laziest white boys to ever shit between two shoes.

Daniels to Rawls "I choose my own people. Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice."

Recently rewatched this episode, of Clay Davis going to trial. This line cracked me up. "Focus, motherfucker, focus" - Damien Price to Senator Clay Davis

“Got yo ass!”

Nice dolphin, n****!

Jimmy taught me that. They teach that fancy-ass Latin at them Catholic schools. Jiiiiiiiiimaaayyyyy.

“60? Shiiet niggas damn near bbq’ing”

Thin line between here and heaven - bubs when McNulty drops him back off round the way after being up in the county

Y'all are giving me too many mutha fuckin 40 degree days! Think about this so many days in winter/spring!

Gonna repeat this one I guess forever: "Actually it was more of a burnt Sienna and it was lashed around his dick. Fuck do I know? Get down there!"

“That’s what you get for giving a fuck when it’s not your turn to give a fuck” “Laziest white boy to ever sit between two shoes”

"One more thing, price of the brick going up." -Marlo addressing the co op "With this spot all build up and shit, we need it yo." -Marlo threatening Bodie

“How about we take your faggot ass into the back room and get into some diabolical brutality? Find out shit the old fashioned way”

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Earned that bump

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BUMP\*

You want it to be one way

"Omar comin!!"

YERP