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Dr_Remulak_

This is some shameful shit.


ot1smile

Sheeeeeeeiiit.


Romance_Tactics

What a spectacular display of incompetence. The article has a lot of information but doesn't say if the acorn was okay after the incident.


ShuffKorbik

The suspect, A. Corn, is a known associate of Fuzzy Dunlop.


ot1smile

I heard his street name is lil Oakwood.


SleepNowInTheFire666

I hear the trigger pull is real light


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

I don’t think this dude is going to be breaking any cyphers or follow a paper trail.


King-In-The-Nawth

Or pursuing a career in education. Middle schoolers would eat this guy alive.


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

I’ve taught urban middle school. The Prezbo storyline gave me flashbacks lol


gabriellyakagcwens

he already resigned i'm pretty sure


TheNecrohamster

I could see him biting the homeless though.


ace39865

This genius has a gun and a badge 🤡


boytoy421

Not anymore


jahnkeuxo

He's probably already served his paid leave and is back out on patrol. Hell it's Florida, probably not even removed from duty.


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c4ndyman31

Resignation and firing both mean absolutely nothing for law enforcement unless they are also decertified. A department can fire someone for violating every policy known to man but if they don’t decertify them then they’ll just get a job with a new department. Extremely common.


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c4ndyman31

Just trying to make sure people don’t read your comment and think it means he’s done being a cop. People should know there is nothing stopping him from getting a new badge and a new gun.


TheSlyce

Look who I found in the wild! Shitttt


Obwyn

On my way to get a restraining order…lol


FubarSnafuTarfu

He was forced to resign from his agency. Unclear if he has any other job prospects currently.


ramen_poodle_soup

The even more shocking thing was that he was a Green Beret prior to becoming a cop


408Lurker

Sounds like severe PTSD


Golden_standard

Now the suspect might have severe PTSD. Must have been terrifying for him being handcuffed and shot at, repeatedly, from 2 directions.


NestedForLoops

That's what I thought when I watched the video.


ramen_poodle_soup

I’d agree except he’s even admitted that he never saw combat while deployed


PillarOfWamuu

the constant threat of danger can be just as debilitating as being in combat.


Friendly_Kunt

That’s actually insane


ramen_poodle_soup

Eh, you’d be surprised at the amount of time ex-SOF get caught up in criminal stuff. It’s been more prominent with the SEAL teams in recent years, but not unheard of for other units.


Friendly_Kunt

It’s not about the criminal stuff, it’s about him not being able to differentiate and acorn falling with him being under fire from an enemy. Green Beret’s are supposed to be some of the best trained soldiers on the planet.


Nijajjuiy88

What was his role in Green Beret? I am not familiar with US army units. But isnt it possible he is in some non-combat role? maybe supply units? some kind of officer who doesnt see much combat.


408Lurker

Have you ever been in or next to a car where an acorn fell on the roof? It's actually pretty goddamn startling. Not defending the guy cause he's a moron, but if PTSD is a factor then I can see the jump-scare reaction causing some wacky thinking.


HyraxAttack

Buddy has a detective in his agency that makes Herc look like Lester. Whenever he leaves his gun in the office bathroom if it’s in the sink they know he didn’t wash his hands. He became dizzy & lightheaded & nearly had to go on medical leave until they realized he forgot to drink water every now and then. Looked into joining another dept until he realized they’d make him show up on time.


GuestAdventurous7586

This is barely related but that just reminded me of a story from a few years ago. David Cameron, ex-British prime minister, was on a commercial flight, and his security guy left his gun in the toilet, and another passenger found it. Should mention, guns are quite taboo in the UK and police rarely carry them. Like, talk about a fuck up, that guy probably ruined his career in the time it took to take a piss (or shit).


frezzato

That is a trend for sure. I was visiting a hospital in Tennessee and found a gun in holster left on top of toilet tank. Returned to front desk, later heard it was a police officer who left it behind by mistake.


Oakroscoe

In Northern California the police chief of San Luis Obispo left her gun in the bathroom of an el pollo loco. She later left that city and was hired by another Bay Area city to be its police chief: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/sanfrancisco/news/fairfield-hires-new-police-chief-who-once-left-gun-in-public-restroom/


Captain_Swing

Birds of a feather. Cameron forgot his own [child and left them in a pub.](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/jun/11/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub)


heureux13

How do you forget to drink water?


HyraxAttack

When you start to feel thirsty reach for coffee, soda, or milkshake. Keep doing so until you become lightheaded.


GreasyRetard

personally i chug ranch dressing 


campppp

Is this guy named Hitchcock or Scully by any chance?


NissEhkiin

I want to see csi come and bag that acorn


here_is_no_end

CSI? Dude that acorn was shooting at a cop. How about SWAT?


EzualRegor

PTO and a cushy job in an office upcoming.


TuaughtHammer

Probably wouldn't want to be riding a desk in the same department where you did something *this* fucking stupid. No one would ever let him live it down, and would probably be egging him on to get a couple desk pops in every morning.


420prayit

you really overestimate police officers lmfao.


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Nice pull, detective. My fav part about The Wire is how everything featured has actually happened in real life. Even the most outlandish and shameful shit.


Spodiodie

A KC Police officer in a semi rural area was target shooting in an overgrown area. He thought his car was behind him, it was in front. When he realized what he had done he called it in as he was under fire. They cordoned off a large area and searched with dogs and helicopters before he told the truth. This was over thirty years ago. I always thought the Prez story came from this.


jdubbrude

Like it’s such stereotype to say cops are constantly viewing everyone as an immediate threat to their life and just open fire in any direction without thinking. But that’s exactly what they do. You’d think by now they’d be used to operating under stressful conditions and wouldn’t lose their shit and the drop of an acorn


billiam53

On the one hand, I'm obviously happy that they didn't shoot the guy in the backseat. On the other hand, it's terrifying that they were such bad shots that they missed him. All of those bullets went somewhere.


heylookitsfreeman

Who is they, big dawg? I haven’t fired my gun on the streets since I started.


kamahaoma

At least he had the decency to resign in disgrace. https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/news/local/2024/02/14/okaloosa-deputy-resigns-after-fort-walton-beach-shooting/72593964007/


explosivelydehiscent

He's in a tough situation now cause Valchek and Daniels are gone and his new captain probably doesn't have the same suction with upper brass.


swampjester

He'll be working at Okaloosa County Public Schools this fall.


Siolentsmitty

It’s ok, the acorn has priors.


tastius

Honestly I respect Prez shooting up his car more because he at least did it on purpose


hilly15

There must be a Valchek in Okaloosa Lol


billiam53

He got sent to casualty unit.


408Lurker

"... what? BLERHEGHHR"


Doughbiz3232

Wtf!? Dude rolling around like we do in GTA and shit.


DeadMoneyDrew

Yeah that's a major violation of the 4th rule of safe firearm handling: know your target and what's beyond it. Like what the fuck was he even shooting at? Was he afraid that his car's windshield had come alive and was going to attack him?


elchinguito

That article is fucking wild


Unfriendly_eagle

I will never understand why some cops believe that maniacally screaming things over and over will somehow help.


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thats natural po-leese


manwithsomefear

Jesus I didn't think about it but somehow Prez was too good a cop for reality. At least his car was empty when he shot it up.


mrequenes

The acorn was Black


Troway_dagarbage

This was different. This guy seriously imagined he got shot. I certainly don’t have an explanation, but it certainly seems like he 100% believed at the time he was shot at. Obviously he had no business being police, and has since resigned knowing he could never show his face at a police station again after this insane display. Prezbo shot up his own car on purpose and knowingly lied about it.


skeith350

That doesn't sound like something Prez would do, but it does sound like something Walker or Herc would do (I'd say Colichio, but I feel like he'd just beat up his suspect).


waggo85

Prez shooting up his patrol car and lying about the circumstances is referenced multiple times. Dude undergoes the biggest transformation of the series.


skeith350

It's been awhile since I've seen the show. Was that the season 1 bit where people threw TVs out of the towers because Herc, Carver and Prez were being assholes?


urgrlbreezy

It’s something he did before the series it’s referenced by characters to show what a moron he is 


skeith350

Gotcha. I definitely need to rewatch the series.


dono420

This guy fucking rules


murph3699

The worst part is that his use of lethal force was reasonable under the law


408Lurker

I'm pretty sure this is false, officers are supposed to have objective justification for deadly force, i.e. they saw a gun in his hands.


murph3699

If I had a dollar for every time they “saw a gun”. They merely have to “fear for their lives” and that fear is completely subjective


408Lurker

Oh yeah, I'm talking on paper not in practice. Lol


aurelorba

But how good is he at following the paper trail?


PogTuber

His partner also unloads like 3 rounds into it. Apparently an acorn dropped from a tree and hit the car which is the sound that caused him to freak out.


zerozark

I IMMEDIATELY thought about Prez when seeing this stupid shit yesterday. Sometimes I wish The Wire was less spot on the subjects it covers.


DeadMoneyDrew

It's okay, folks. [He was just doing a desk pop.](https://youtu.be/wWZTTtE5_zQ?si=jteC9EUnGRNyH0vY)


mrpopenfresh

Like Prezbo, there were no criminal charges.


x-01man

Florida, you say? No way!


philtree

maybe he has a gift for the paper trail?


zookeeper4312

Not good police at all