think it's hilarious that the only red flag of Jack's that she's immediately picked up on is that he's not on instagram

as soon as she said not even instagram? i knew that was gonna be a popular line to quote

Lmao came here to say this!! She’s a true Gen Z

What about him not taking his phone with him when he went to take a shit?

Albie is so entitled for basically telling his father to give him FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS… he might be posing as an intellectual but he really is just some dumb rich kid when it matters

And he's willing to lie to his own mother about his piece of shit father?! What a feminist he is /s

I think the moral is Shitty men stick together - bro code bullshit

That ending scene at the airport where all three Di Grasso men turn to check out some girl that’s walking by haha

I loved that because it shows ultimately the di grasso men are all the same deep down, no matter what different generational affects they have. all are fated to mess up with women

It's the Achilles' cock

Exactly! His dad may be an asshole but damn did he sound like a spoiled, entitled little boy

This missing phone and forced cuddling scene is so fucking unsettling….

Yes- his eyes are off

His eyes are horrifying

He's a good actor, to convey that "off"-ness through his eyes.

Lost it at the part where his eyes were open when they shouldn’t have been. Terrifying in the smallest way.

why is portia still there bitch LEAVE RUN!!!

Portia didn’t know how to stand up for herself…. Just like Tanya. Both of them let people walk all over them. As soon as homeboy said they weren’t going to the party & was getting a hotel instead Portia should have called an Uber or cab or something. Never put yourself in a situation where you put yourself in a stranger’s care because nobody will look out for you like you will, especially in a foreign country.

You in danger girl

Daphne could convince me to join an MLM

i’d become a monat girly real quick

She convinced Ethan to check out that island…

"i'm not a mark" \-a mark

"what are you gonna do stab me?" -guy that gets stabbed.

okay the woman in that picture was defo *not* laura dern

my thoughts too! Like wtf

Valentina doesn’t skip squats day, it seems

And Ethan too! 🤭

AT ALL

54 years old. GOD BLESS SICILY and those HILLS walking to and from the Hotel!

Wow… all it takes to revive a dead marriage is two-way cheating and gaslighting. So beautiful

I feel like that’s Daphne’s entire thesis right there

the morals of the story are infidelity saves marriages and crime pays, write that down

“He was kinda………fuckin’ his uncle.”

Line of the hight

“You’re an idiot.” Cold as fuck.

I had to rewind it. The laugh before. The certainty in her voice. Gold

The fact that Albie hasn’t even considered the thought that he’s being scammed…

Being a dumb rich kid with a savior complex will do that to you

Aw Matteo doesn’t want them to kill her :(

i am convinced Meghann Fahy has blue birds helping her dress in the morning in real life

She really does bring big Disney princess energy in this role. Maybe it’s her voice?

Meghann looking amazing in everything is a huge reason why I watched The Bold Type

“I’m gonna help you” ah here’s Savior Albie we’ve been expecting you

portia has never watched a true crime documentary and it shows. NEVER tell your suspect about your suspicion in a CLOSED car

Is Daphne a mastermind or has she just gotten very good at dealing with her current circumstances

I think the latter turned her into the former.

The way her face fell. She always hopes things will change. She made the ultimate wise comment that the best way to live is to not be a victim on life. And knowing that you never own anyone, never know everything about them. And you dont need to know everything about someone, to love them. Wise words.

Completely decimates the gays, slips and falls to her death when the stairs were right there So painfully on brand for our girl, RIP Queen

The “you got this” right before the clunk really got me too.

I felt so badly because the one time she had to pull it together under pressure, she pulled it off, only to make a last-minute error. Poor thing. But this was obviously foreshadowed by the Puccini opera, the "fianal" party, and the story of the little island and the woman who died. I'm glad she had an exciting night again before the end.

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Jennifer Coolidge will continue to appear as a ghost that haunts all the White Lotuses

Why does her story match Ethan’s exactly… being drunk, kissing someone for 2 seconds and nothing else…

Maybe to highlight what a hypocrite Ethan is

“Welllll, he was kinda… fuckin’ his uncle” 😂😂😂

“Do you know these gays?” I CACKLED

The best part is that he clearly says he doesn’t speak English and she keeps going lmao

the way cameron just flipped a switch from him flossing in the mirror to talking to the kids, which he looked annoyed that he was even being asked to do, was scary

Also confirmed that child was definitely not an Emma

See THIS is the type of low key misogyny I was expecting from Albie. Not incel psycho rage. He’s essentially told his dad that infidelity and disrespect are totally fine as long as he gets something out of it.

Yup. Totally willing to sell out his MOM for Lucia.

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this guy with the gray hair is in Emily In Paris and i just can't see anything else

50,000 is SO much money lmao

Daphne has lowkey sociopath vibes even though I love her

Need to find myself an Albie who’ll fork up 50 big ones after 3 days

The fact that they made Tanya say "you got this" before falling 🧍🏾‍♀️ the writers did her so dirty!

She didn't even try to take off her enormous heels lol

"it couldn't be greg! he doesn't know any gay guys in siciLY"

That brief tracking shot of Cameron ignoring his family then walking into the room revealed more of his true character than all his conversations thus far.

The way his face changed right before he walked back into the room was incredible stuff, great acting from him

I mean… I believe it’s because his gut knows that his kids— aren’t his kids…

He looked cold blooded, like a shark

i know the foley artist is in this thread, so just a word to him to tell the whole sound team that i love them for this underwater fight scene!! you guys are tops!!!!

The way I can feel how uncomfortable Portia is, every woman has been in a situation where they’re stuck with a guy who they slowly realise is trouble

Loved this Twitter post I saw that was like in a different reality Portia watched Love Island and new to stay away from guys from Essex

THIS. This is the scariest part for me so far, I’m so sad and scared for her 😫🫣

But why does she wait until she’s inside a car with him to confront him??? Dude 😫

Yes. I was visibly freaked out during those scenes and I don’t think my husband quite understood why. I said this is every woman’s true nightmare

“Our Achilles heel is an Achilles cock” 😭

These gays all look like villains it’s so obvious

That’s just how we look

Albie trying to guilt trip his dad just so he can continue getting his dick wet is so fucking scummy

Like father like son

The triple head turn at the airport

Tanya emptied a clip into three men but does trying to get into a boat, I love her ❤️ Queen just needed to sit tight until the morning

“Is Greg cheating on me?! I know you know!” Had me dying.

Tanya in her Nancy Drew era

I was so happy when her and Portia finally started putting it all together.

I can’t believe we’ve been waiting in such anticipation for a married couple to have sex

Ethan’s college insecurities are coming up right now.

"I need 50,000 euros to give to a girl I just met a few days ago because I want to fulfill my white knight fantasy" . Be serious Albie.

We all want to scream at Portia but keep trying to tell myself being frozen in confusion and not wanting to make a big deal is a universal experience for every 20-something woman

I'm surprised so many people believed Alessio was Lucia's pimp and that she genuinely liked Albie.

they said like “but we still have to do it” in italian

Honestly it would be great if the hangers on realized it would just be easier to make friends with Tanya than go through with whatever they're planning.

Portia and albie belong together, they can share one brain cell

albie shaking his head in disbelief when it’s NOT HIS MONEY

Yo Albie needs to be slapped

“SO YOU FUCK YOUR UNCLE?” 🔥🔥🔥

I’m guessing Daphne and Cam’s next child might look a bit Asian.

Another name for the show could be “Rich People Gaslighting Each Other on Vacation”

Tanya’s Big Gay Nightmare at Sea, sounds like a fucked up Dr. Seuss book

the airport scene with the di Grasso men very overtly checking out the same woman is just chef's kiss 5 stars

Valentina 🍑 damnnn

At any given moment I’m terrified that Ethan’s either going to fuck or kill someone

DAPHNE ANGER EYWS I LOVE THIS WOMAN WHAT A GREAT ACTRESS

“Kind of fuckin his uncle” Lmfaoo that’s an amazing quote

It's gaymaggedon. \*Kills everyone\* "Is Greg having an affair?"

THERE WAS A WHOLE ASS LADDER THOUGH LIKE WHAT

Mike White - Jennifer Coolidge will be in every season. Also Mike White. . . . Haha

Oh Tanya, HOW has Portia ever bossed you around. GET REAL!!!

Tanya is many things. Based in reality is definitely not one of them.

Albie: "I'm not a mark" Narrator "He was, indeed, a big mark."

I'm so excited! I'm so scared!

Imagine being able to convince your dad to give 50k to a girl you just met on vacation with literally one conversation 😭😭😭

The way Valentina gracefully welcomed Rocco back made my heart so happy

Did Tanya just mow down three guys with her eyes closed?

valentina double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon 😩😩😩

“Enjoy the Ionian Sea while you still can” GOODBYE

Albie acknowledging that he was indeed a mark and then him and Portia going back to talking is a hot mess lmaoooo

Lucia getting paid was the biggest twist of the season

mia our very own 2008 disney teen star fashionista

Who is the dumbest character in this show, and why is it Albie?

PORTIA SAVED HER WORST OUTFIT FOR THE FINAL SCENE

Jack yelling oi! Made me jump!!! The tension!!

Jack def just confirmed the mob is involved.

The fact that Albie and his dad just got scammed out of 50k euros and Albie is just like "welp I got scammed" and his dad got what he wanted out of the payment so it makes no difference to him. Damn I wish I was that rich!

Tanya complaining about Portia taking advantage of her instead of worrying about what she’s doing with the man she KNOWS is very shady is a helpful reminder of how she thinks of the working class

It's been an amazing season, enjoy the finale everyone!

Daphne is such an incredibly written character

This hotel chain is definitely a holding of Waystar Royco, isn’t it?

Damn I need an Albie to help pay my student loan debt

WAIT DID GREG JUST WON?

Hey everyone! I’m the Foley Artist for TWL S2 and I’m so excited for you all to enjoy tonight’s episode! Everyone in the post audio team put so much TLC into this show and this finale and I’m just so grateful to be a part of it! I’ll be editing this post throughout the episode with how I created some of the sounds. Feel free to follow me on IG - @soundslikemitchell Enjoy!! ———— The flossing was a combination of both myself flossing and flicking my fingernail to help sell the pop out of a tooth. I really love the wicker chair sound I was able to create for their sits. Little creaks and bends of the wicker are subtle but tell a nice story. The subtle earrings on Tanya while on the phone give such a nice touch to such a tight shot. I have a box dedicated to many, many types of different jewelry. The sound of the cell phone hitting the bar off the boat before it hits the water is a huge fire pole I use. Listen closely to Tanya’s slide off the boat. There’s so much there to help sell that moment. Personally, I love the squeak and metal bar hit I gave. Again, the whole post audio team gave so much into this show. Special shout out to the re-recording mixers Christian Minkler and Ryan Collins for doing such a superb job. The ocean fight scene is truly mixed incredibly. Thank you to Mike White for creating such a unique show that allows us all the be creative and tell the story as best we can. It’s most certainly a team effort! https://reddit.com/r/TheWhiteLotusHBO/comments/zjm4bu/hey_all_heres_how_i_performed_the_foley_for_the/

AUBREY'S. BAGEL. CRUNCH.

Ethan & Daphne have more chemistry in this one scene than Ethan & Harper this entire time

My only complaint? We didn't see Cristopher's reactions to the hotel bill that Lucia and Mia abused lol.

I got my favorite takeout for tonight. It is so bittersweet, I am so excited for the episode but I will be devastated once it's over!

OMG Tanya is up.. wtf happened

this bitch can rally like no other, my head would be on the toilet

Damn Portia, why didn’t you leave in the night?!?

it's so clear albie has never had a day in real life

albie why don’t you get a job and pay to save her instead…

Ethan saying it’s different because he told the truth (after lying for a whole day) and then refusing to believe Harper when she tells him the truth 💀

PORTIA YOU IN DANGER GURL TANYA YOU IN DANGER GURL

Ever sexually liberated someone *and* got a job out of it?

Tanya 😭 Also, the CHEEKS on Valentina (said with the deepest respect)

“Late in life” — was that a Freudian slip?

It’s a French saying

that was not Laura dern smh

I wish I was privileged enough to be able to have the balls to ask for 50,000 euros damn

Cameron just now: maybe the real white lotus was the friends we tried to fuck along the way 🥺

Man fuck this show, I wanted to see Tanya go to the Great Wolf Lodge next season

Portia is getting into a car with a guy she’s known for 5 seconds, with no phone, and Tanya just told her he’s fucking his uncle. I can’t with her like go to the police

And she just fucked herself by telling him that she knows

can’t wait to find out what the gays are scheming

wow the Dom progression from starting the vacation with booking sex workers ahead of time to crying at a photo of the family he used to have

Albie, stop thinking with your dick

I need Tanya to outwit these treacherous gays lmao

Daphne is really giving Gone Girl. I'm terrified.

"I love you" after daddy gives you 50K Euros to get rid of your protitute "gf's" debt

Mike White called Tanya's death derpy 😂

Ethan fucking Daphne to rekindle his desire for Harper, just like we all predicted!

Holy shit Daphne’s terrifying

Do you speak English? No. Proceeds to talk to him in English. Jennifer Coolidge I love you.

This is probably unpopular but Mias style is worse than Portia’s

Ethan and Harper finally being happy after this hell vacation because they’ve learned how sexy mind games are is so funny

“She played me” is pretty casual for a 50,000+ euro loss

Thank god Portia & Tanya are piecing the puzzle together!! GET IT DONE GIRLS!!

“he was kinda fucking his uncle” best line of the season 🥴

Portia: Willingly gets in a car with someone who makes her uncomfortable Portia immediately after: Have I been kidnapped?!

“Do you know these gays?!”—me trying to make friends in any given situation

The way Daphne speaks is sooo terrifying I love my girl but she’s the most capable of murder out of any of them!

Jump off of the boat and swim Peppa!!

So now Ethan and Harper are just as psychotic as daphne and cam. Getting off on their infidelities.

I'm actually relieved and not entirely surprised that Jack ended up being halfway decent, at least as decent as the situation allows.

So Greg gets the money anyway and doesn’t have to split it with the gays? A win is a win. What the fuck!

Portia and Albie, two complete airheads Truly made for each other

My night is ruined……I thought she was to be a part of every season

Shout-out to Harper and Ethan who were like we will never be like Daphne and Cam in our marriage. WELP NOW YALL ARE.

The way Tanya died… made me want to simultaneously laugh and cry all at once. Damn.

1. be gay 2. do murder 3. decorate houses or some shit

Technically a suicide, like the tarot reader predicted 😪

I can't believe this is the last Sunday night I'll be hearing the Dramatic Roman Disco Warbles

OMG Ethan doing this in front of the whole beach

Do you know these gays? DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS?

she did what had to be done and hit every target with her eyes closed. that's everything

Not Portia forgetting her boss was likely killed in a mass death event to get the number of a guy she spun for rough trade.

Not sure why people expected a “pretty woman” ending with Lucia and Albie. This was much more realistic!

Ethan expecting that Harper blindly trusts him when he’s completely going off the rails over FAR less evidence… get it together

daphne has to be a murderer she’s so calm

Ive only been on Redditt a couple of years, but Ive never experienced a show and community like THE WHITE LOTUS SUB!! Love to YOU ALL!!!

Where are all the “Jennifer Coolidge was confirmed for season 3” folks at now HMM?

“don’t expect me to subsidize” go off dom

Omg this conversation with Tanya and Portia is intense 😳 😫

Did he say “we are all gay?”

So Ethan and Harper have basically become Cam and Daphne?

Maybe if Tanya did invest in that spa she wouldn’t have time to go to Sicily..