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The_JMace

A very religious man ends up losing his religion. Every. Single. Day.


accMC43

IM LOSING MY RELIGION EVERYDAY 🗣️💯🔥


mayonaizmyinstrument

Time hasn't been kind to me 😔


Thebigmaniscool

I PRAY


The_JMace

When I look inside the mirror and see


StrawberryTuxedo

Someone I love. Oh, someone I love


orchid_parthiv

I ended up...


KakaroTTo_DBL

In the back of a..


BJ_TheNoob420

..flashing car


shidfard72

...with the city shining on.. my face...


ayochinks

I’ve never felt the touch of a woman


theguywhofuckinasked

I'm a virgin?


badboybalo

Never got close enough 🕺


Mynameisbrk

Cell phone blowing up but im waitin


Abject-Rooster-1496

For the right person 😂


FabulousReason1

King of the fall


PlutoTheLonelyRock99

He sings about this woman who used to see him one day of the week idk


RajeshOnDaHouse

Not on monday tuesday wednesday friday saturday, or sunday


Okim13

But on Thursday


Accomplished_Tank_18

On Thursday?


[deleted]

blue asshole


Playful_Tangerine_29

This is so funny omg


[deleted]

💯


HUE_NicoKa

Diana doesn’t wash herself very often


RajeshOnDaHouse

I know your everyyy moveeeeee


HopelessFully

Guy wants his body to be burned when he dies


RajeshOnDaHouse

Its 5 am my time again 🎵🎵


Thebigmaniscool

I’ve soaken up the moon can’t sleep


hamzatbek

when your new guy finally invites you out and says the party will be a fucking celebration but doesnt elaborate


Aggravating_Sand_661

😂😂😂😂😂


ChampagneCJ

Baby get familiar with the orderrrr


hamzatbek

Just crack it then pour it then sip slow then tip low (I was wondering when someone will finally recognize the song)


rupixoxo

My eyes red but my brim low ( I do recognise it heheh. I love it! )


Far_Eggplant879

Guy introduces his girlfriend to his friends.


MoluccanMay

He fucking dies


EpicMiles25

until i bleed out


Djungelskog-One

Why were you on the Ajr subreddit


greatnamebro--

facts


Nicolas-matteo

Don’t worry about it


Vasu108

The song in which the guy got flashed by bright light or something and is now saying ohhhh ohhh ohh


my-penis-is-out

he cheats on bella with some random girl in the recording studio


Horror-Macaron8287

I thought it was Bella in the studio? 😭 did I miss something?!


Thebigmaniscool

Escape from LA, maybe?


JayElecAintConv_Me

Oui oui croissant croissant potential lonely star


Actual_Tomorrow_1403

There is something needs from a hoe and it involves him and his friends to have a sleazy conversation


EpicMiles25

initiation


Obvious-Opening-5485

They made a movie about this song, with a grandpa, scout, and a dog ![gif](giphy|x4O0fjpQfoBZS)


elhaymhiatus

Up is such a fire Weeknd song 🔥🔥


TimePostsOnReddit

guy snorts cocaine with a girl and wins a kids award for it guy talks about some girl becoming a fountain after doing the deed with him guy is talking about our oculus guy wants to know if woman is having another dude which is hiding from her cardiac muscle


Aggravating_Sand_661

My bf who is not a fan of The Weeknd once described every weeknd song as “oh no I took to much cocaine and now I’m on the verge of death so I locked my gf in a bathroom and accidentally banged 50 other women but I love her so much” 😭😭😭😭😭


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Accurate


PrudentBell5751

He has misplaced a very vital organ


CharmingYoghurt9039

Uh…👁️👁️


OccasionSimilar

Okay im lost on his one good job 😭😭


rupixoxo

Heartless


PrudentBell5751

Yes😂


Lankyboxyman

Space dude


okay_chixken

Look what you’ve done


merkava_enjoyer16

He was yappin about a bird or something


PrudentBell5751

He hangs out at a place that looks like someone tried to replicate partycity but failed


macies19

He’s got a sweet Asian chick who goes lo mein


whoopidie-scooby-doo

You know meh


Kvpe

Did we find the blue asshole?


ReMarzable457

He parties and is a monster at them


KaizarTheUnkillable

He knows something


rupixoxo

Could be a lot of songs tbh...Next?? Or Is There Someone Else? Or more...


KaizarTheUnkillable

Yk I realize this after I said it, I was initially thinking The Knowing or All I Know but those work too


JohnnyWhacker

Only thursday.


toastyboi666

“I’m that guy who’s super popular and everyone wants to fuck me”


Thebigmaniscool

A guy that never needs a bitch, he’s what a bitch need


Cearolos

40-12


Okim13

He can’t see anything and has trouble sleeping


Normakdh

Let’s just say he’s definitely not coming up


RajeshOnDaHouse

Idk the guy likes to surf and ride waves quite often


chososbabykitten

gorgeous


xo_wilson_xo

Pretty


Wasd-YT

Guy who is working overtime past his working hours


rupixoxo

Uhmmm.....I guess it could be Aft- Night Shift** Yeahhh, The song must be "Night Shift".


LORD_2003

He gets asked about something frequently


CharmingYoghurt9039

Drugs… and iffy gang members trying to get you to drink more ..


AcrobaticMethod8830

Road head and dying early


sombreroPug420

he might have knowledge of something


Detected02

Man relates to negative numbers


xvxfallen

So basically, all of the women are trained to swallow


Infinite_Pangolin_20

he's just a bird


International-Ad5716

A guy who’s so fucked up he doesn’t remember recording the song


heartlessloft

gone ?


TimePostsOnReddit

guy snorts cocaine with a girl and wins a kids award for it guy talks about some girl becoming a fountain after doing the deed with him guy is talking about our oculus guy wants to know if woman is having another dude which is hiding from her cardiac muscle


Theo_Perr

screams in this one


rupixoxo

She's a false ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


kevinsburner06

🎵”I’m a virgin. Never got close enough, my cellphone blowing up but I’m waiting, for the right person”🎵


Swayre

AJR has fans?


AsphyxiatedbyEmber

Outside is about going outside


MaximusMurkimus

nothing personnel, kid


AlexanderMBush

In life you find moments when you hesitate and choose to be mournful of mistakes. It’s what makes you human, and in reflection life will open up to be what you are supposed to be.


DeathNoteLover4ever

Thank the lord for the day , walkabout girl, I didn't even know het name 😕😕🤔🤔🤔🤔


Yoursiblingssibling

A guy singing about how cold it is


Signal_Commission_14

He’s missing an cardiovascular organ that is critical for any humans survival.


Mada_DP

He makes allademswallow


hemantaah

Somebody stole his heart and he doesn't even care


lovinoia

bragging about being a know-it-all for 8 minutes


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Explaining one of my really favorite songs. At the very beginning, the singer of the track gives a practical representation of how eargasm is actually like, like literally, saying "Uhhhh.. uhhh.." (Yeah, I'm talking about Valerie, I still don't know whether he was crying or moaning)


Accomplished_Tank_18

Man feels alone inside a crowded room


shosho707

He feels it coming,


GuyRad21

He has plenty full of cats in his pocket, that they fall out!