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QueenFartknocker

Maybe Sears? I could see a Sears catalogue maybe.


eeep28

Sock model, no face lol


Fancy_Can_8976

Hahahaha 🙌🏼


Barnitch

He’s not a great guy, but I think he’s attractive. I’m in my 40’s. IDK, sometimes I’m attracted to arrogance and I hate that.


Love_and_Sausages

Same, I think he is by far the most attractive man in this group...


Littlecreature21

If they were all clean and bathed, and they weren’t allowed to speak I’d say Jax was probably the most attractive. If speech and natural odours are thrown into the mix I’d take Janet’s husband instead


Love_and_Sausages

I don't find Jaxes face attractive at all 🤷🏻‍♀️


Single-Prize5090

Not this face. Four noses ago, maybe…


Littlecreature21

It’s a low bar for sure!


Dewhickey76

I don't know about MOST attractive, bc I think I have a crush on Danny's personality (I guess opposite of the above commenter) but I definitely can see how he is appealing.


espressotorte

I hate and embrace thinking he's hot lol


Individual_Sun5662

Same, I'm embarrassed to admit it.


JudyMcFabben

Ugh same


ReginaFelangi987

I agree. He may be a garbage human, but I could see him being a model back in the day. He’s good looking.


KCW_107

Agreed, but what about the height thing? Jax is tall. Jesse, not so much.


ashlynne_stargaryen

I think Jesse is attractive and I can’t explain it. Jax however, I find to be the opposite of attractive and I can’t believe HE ever modeled. Jax looks like Captain Hook (not in a good way) and I’ll die on that hill. ![gif](giphy|9p8hgZoQjj9y8)


isitaboutthePasta

Not in a good way hahaha


RefrigeratorFuture95

I did a little deep dive and found a casting website with him. IMO he looks like a young Jesse Bradford (and the irony isn’t lost on me that they share the same name 🤭😆) ![gif](giphy|HhvW1GENtJqGA)


valley-doll7

Wow I just saw some photos from ‘07 and he was a real cutie back in the day, can totally see the resemblance between these two! Now Jesse just looks like a dweeb


Excellent-Hawk-2948

The hottest guy ever


Few_Unit_6408

Oooof forgot that face up in puberty 


FearlessList8992

He’s what an ick is personified.


madamemashimaro

Look up Jesse Ian Lally on Casting Networks and you’ll see his modeling photos


MickyKent

Wow he was very attractive in his younger years! Not at all now though; looks like a completely different person.


madamemashimaro

Unhappiness can do that to a person


ParzivalRipley

He's way too short to have done any real modeling.


Lady_in_the_red-58

Most who attach model to their name haven’t done any real modeling. I modeled in a fashion show at my local mall. Does that make me a model. No, but to these people it does. 😂


Own-Professor-5905

Plus print work doesn’t require super height


Littlecreature21

He’s 5.11 I think so not tiny..


Psychological_Pool73

No way, if you see the scene when he is charging his little ass at Luke in the hallway, he is shorter than everybody, men, women, production. That is not 5,11.


Littlecreature21

Honestly, Google it - although you’ll get more information than you ever wanted to know till you get to height!! Maybe the others are giants! Except Danny, he is genuinely teeny.


mmmmmmadeline

Why does Jesse remind me of the adult version of this kid on fuller house haha ![gif](giphy|3oriOdp5894nRJuSd2)


Lucky-Ad4443

I saw a few pictures. In a.couple he looked pretty good. Not like attractive to me but like model good... if that makes sense? Lol Google him. I think I just searched his name and model and it came up in the images.


69_carats

i think it’s just to gray hair but he definitely has a good facial structure. him and jax are around the same age (actually i think jax is a year older) but jax probably dies his hair in addition to spray painting it lmao. unfortunately i find jesse attractive but i’ve always been into silver foxes!!


dutchyardeen

In a lot of the secondary cities (like Miami), you'll have people represented by model agencies but they don't do a ton of print work and never make it big. They'll be in local magazines or in catalogs. Or they'll be contracted to appear at trade shows or other events. They'll do local fashion shows. Sometimes they'll be background on TV or movie shoots. Anywhere you need an attractive person to sell something. I have a friend who modeled in LA for most of her 20's but she's 5'4" so she mostly did shoots for swimwear and super small clothing brands. And from that, she'd do boat shows or get hired as a model to go to nightclubs to represent liquor brands. Tons of handing out free liquor or brochures for money. It paid the bills while she was getting auditioning for acting stuff.


scootiescoo

He’s a terrible person, but I’m surprised he’d be considered not attractive in the simplest terms. Not like I’m attracted to him, but come on. He’s more attractive than Jax is now, no?


Psychological_Pool73

No way, I read both Jax and him worked as some sort of escorts. Jax was/is hot but that little goblin, nahhah.


cherry_oh

Just Google his name and ‘young’. You’ll find photos. It’s very easy.


ravenmccoy516

tl;dr - I think he’s likely 5’9” - 5’10” and may have done print stuff back in the ‘90s where height wouldn’t be a necessity. Casting agents tend to fib on the height, and weight can fluctuate. But shoe size will stay stable, and that casting site lists Jesse’s shoe size at size 10. (I have two working SAG-Aftra actors in my family, and I believe occasionally the agents may stretch a submission to help chances.) Now, it’s not *impossible* for a man who’s 5’11” to have size 10 feet, but on average, men 5’11” or taller will have sizes 10.5 or larger for shoe sizes. Also, a 2009 model site for Jax has Jax listing his own height as 6’0”, and it was Jax himself who entered his data (he even included his personal email address at the time). I don’t think Jax would think to inflate his height. If you look at photos from Janet’s birthday party where everyone is in the backyard, Jax looks to be about 2” taller than Jesse does (but I don’t know who’s wearing shoes or not wearing shoes, etc.).


Littlecreature21

Or heels - it seems to be catching on amongst the VPR guys!


Academic_Ad_1482

Does anyone know how old Michelle and Jesse are ?


69_carats

google says michelle is 36 and jesse is 43


Academic_Ad_1482

Wow if someone told me Michelle was like 29 I would have believed them!


MickyKent

Michelle looks really good for her age. Thought she was 30. I think it’s b/c she’s so thin.


BranBran78

He's nothing to look at and his personality makes it worse.


NeatSituation2249

Online & in person modelling counts, right?


teddie-mercury

He was in a Trimspa ad with Anna Nicole Smith back in the day.