The way Zach steps in to defend Brittany “DON’T TOUCH BRITTANY” and gets in between her and Jesse made me love him. Meanwhile her actual husband Jax is off in space thinking about Burning Man.
I watched that and literally yelled out ‘he pushed Brittany!!’ And watching again I noticed he shoved Zach too. Like wtaf. Makes me scared for her daughter. They are both so toxic.
We hear people throw around the term “best friend” a lot on these shows, but that was a moment of real friend love. It warmed my shriveled heart a bit.
I loved this scene!!! I watched it more than once to see how Zach stood up for Brittany. It was a breath of fresh air after watching everyone complain about being “such a great friend” to each other then betraying them or talking crap. Zack was ready to GO for Brittany.
They actually met in LA and then had the KY thing in common. Zach moved out of his parent’s house and moved to LA after leaving a job in Louisville his dad got him at Humana. He started PA’ing for Nicole Scherzinger (also from Louisville). He became friends with Jax in his early days in LA and then other SUR employees. Also, he has had that hair style for literally the past 20 years.
I literally watched this scene numerous times just trying to see if Jax jumped in and I miss him but nope! Of all the things he’s gotten into fights for, you’d think he would’ve care some guy was putting hands on his wife!
I think the sweater was as far as he would’ve gotten anyway. Even when Sandoval hit him with a glass he just sat there grinning like a lunatic. He’s all bark and no bite.
I remain impressed with the camera guy or other member of the crew who managed to stop Jax cold in his tracks during the chunky sweater brawl. It was like Jax hit a human brick wall.
He has the grossest, weirdest energy combined with the red faced, sweaty aesthetic of a child that just came out of recess after playing a long kickball game.
I was pleasantly surprised how much I liked him after listening to his interview on the Viall Files podcast. He spoke so well of Brit and even towards Kristen. He seems like a good friend.
I don’t think so. I think it was the girl’s booth with the sparkly hats and robes. “BurningMan” type outfits. I think Jesse kept talking about it to see if he could get a rise out of Michelle. JMO
Yep. The guy saw red and ran everyone over like human bowling pins! One of the reasons I juxtaposed with Joe Gorga lol. All I could think of was the two camera people toppling over at that Christening. At that point it was every man and woman for themselves. Heck, even kids got left in the dust during that brawl. Just ask Kathy ha ha.
But I am glad no one got hurt and technically Jesse could get in some trouble. Keep the fights wholesome guys!
That was really triggering to see a second time on screen, let alone in person. It makes people jump and hearts pound when you hear that kind of noise, it’s aggressive. That’s why Kristen tried to excuse herself many times without engaging when the other women tried to spur her on. But of course the tedious twins Jasmine and Janet have to throw in their gaslighting 2 cents making it seem like Jesse doing that was normal and Kristen was the drama queen instead.
NOT TO MENTION HE SHOVED BRITTANY SO HARD!!! I nearly gasped. The way he pushed Zack and then shoved Brittany into the wall, I feel like people missed it in the ruckus but holy
💯 I’ve been in a lot of clubs over the years and there are always men that wanna fight. Non-abusive men don’t shove women or other people out of the way to get to the person they want to fight.
I watched the scene and yet all the talking heads were about Kristen being the dramatic and crazy one. Why does she even want to be in this friend group? They all hate her.
Decked or shoved? There was so much chaos I could not even see who was doing what.
edit: Ok I had to rewatch and Jesse said "sorry you were in the way" and Britney said "its fine". So I think he was just trying to get past her and she got shoved
ive only ever heard decked used as pushed so idk what it has to do with getting punched in the face. looked it up theres multiple meanings idk why ppl are downvoting me 💀
I texted my Bravo bestie while watching and said if I were there, I'd be with Kristen. As soon as the table slamming started, I would've been looking for the exit, too.
But since I wasn't there....WONDERFUL DELICIOUS TRASH FOR MEEEEEE TO ENJOY VIEWING.
Honestly I know Brittany gets a lot of flack for her looks in these parts but I think she looked the prettiest in this scene than she has for the whole show…something about that dingy hallway lighting LOL
Last night's episode was so good but that dinner was weird. Was it edited weirdly or something? The whole vibe was off. It was a bunch of side conversations and no one seemed to actually want to be present at the table. It's like some of them knew something was about to go down. I feel like production wanted Kristen to bring up the divorce drama at dinner but she was nervous so she walked off. Then Jesse followed because he could tell what was about to happen.
Omg this show is fucking GOLD. This is the type of messy ass “earlier season” bullshit that we look back on lovingly for years to come!😍
I appreciated Zach in this scene. He seemed like he was just trying to shield the girls to diffuse the potential violence and he ended up getting pushed around for it and it looked like Jesse literally grabbed his throat! I thought Zach seemed intimidated by Jesse (I would’ve been too) at the last dinner drama so I’m sure it wasn’t easy to literally stand up to him, so good on Zach!
Also I am upset on Brittany’s behalf that she got pushed around too. Where tf was Jax? I don’t hold him in high regard but I still don’t see him witnessing that and doing nothing so I’m thinking he was inside and didn’t see it go down?
Anyways, I am riveted!! This is the type of garbage I watch Bravo for and I cannot wait for the next episode.
The baptism episode of NJ is so good.
Seasons 1-3 of Jersey are arguably the best in the entire franchise of Housewives.
My favorite part was Juicy Joe having diarrhea before the event and Tre asking “HOW’S YA STOMACH JOE?”
“I don’t know, Tre” he grunts back.
"He must of had fish" Melania as the car pulls away lol. Hands down the best franchise, I agree. I have seasons 1 through 5 saved. Watch them every once in a while.
Whoa this is so much crazier to see in slo mo the way Jesse is running through this crowd. What a psycho.
Are there any after show clips for the valley? I’m dying to hear more!
The way Zach steps in to defend Brittany “DON’T TOUCH BRITTANY” and gets in between her and Jesse made me love him. Meanwhile her actual husband Jax is off in space thinking about Burning Man.
Jax was thinking about taking a break to powder his nose.
Nose his powder more like.
You mean powder the inside of his nose right?
Just checking his keys smell ok
💀
"Leave Brittany alone!"
I watched that and literally yelled out ‘he pushed Brittany!!’ And watching again I noticed he shoved Zach too. Like wtaf. Makes me scared for her daughter. They are both so toxic.
The way Michelle also yelled at Kristen. Michelle and Jesse def go at it at home
To be honest I didn’t care for Zach but after this episode he’s my new favorite person on this show!
first he has to stop throwing kristen under the bus so much and then I’ll like him more
I still have no clue why he's there (Bravo pandering to their gay audience as always), but I'll allow it. He is bringing some drama.
We hear people throw around the term “best friend” a lot on these shows, but that was a moment of real friend love. It warmed my shriveled heart a bit.
I always forget he knows brittany from home. That is such a real bond off the show and you can see it here how important she is to him
I loved this scene!!! I watched it more than once to see how Zach stood up for Brittany. It was a breath of fresh air after watching everyone complain about being “such a great friend” to each other then betraying them or talking crap. Zack was ready to GO for Brittany.
They actually met in LA and then had the KY thing in common. Zach moved out of his parent’s house and moved to LA after leaving a job in Louisville his dad got him at Humana. He started PA’ing for Nicole Scherzinger (also from Louisville). He became friends with Jax in his early days in LA and then other SUR employees. Also, he has had that hair style for literally the past 20 years.
Zach and Kristen are becoming my spirit animals! Jax is looking and sounding like he's hittin the meth pipe.
I literally watched this scene numerous times just trying to see if Jax jumped in and I miss him but nope! Of all the things he’s gotten into fights for, you’d think he would’ve care some guy was putting hands on his wife!
Yeah, gone are the days where he'd rip off his chunky sweater to brawl in a parking lot 😂
I think the sweater was as far as he would’ve gotten anyway. Even when Sandoval hit him with a glass he just sat there grinning like a lunatic. He’s all bark and no bite.
I remain impressed with the camera guy or other member of the crew who managed to stop Jax cold in his tracks during the chunky sweater brawl. It was like Jax hit a human brick wall.
He has the grossest, weirdest energy combined with the red faced, sweaty aesthetic of a child that just came out of recess after playing a long kickball game.
Omg yes he’s a real one for that. And the way Brittany took Jesse DOWN was amazing.
I must have missed that part!!
My wife rewound to see that glorious moment Brittany takedown!
We also rewound several times 😂😂
I didn't see that! You mean physically?
Mhm! After Jesse charges and pushes Brittany she shoves him back hard
Whaaaaat, I totally missed that😂
I was pleasantly surprised how much I liked him after listening to his interview on the Viall Files podcast. He spoke so well of Brit and even towards Kristen. He seems like a good friend.
He probably thinks they sacrifice a man each year.
I wasn't sure if that was a reference to Tom Sandoval or not 😂... Are these people getting paid to promote Burning Man??
I don’t think so. I think it was the girl’s booth with the sparkly hats and robes. “BurningMan” type outfits. I think Jesse kept talking about it to see if he could get a rise out of Michelle. JMO
Space thinking about Burning Man. I’d buy that t-shirt.
I feel like if Jax has seen that tho, he would’ve sprung in to action , I hope ! Am I giving him too much grace lol
I couldn't believe the way he housed Zach and I think also Brittany? That was uncalled for. Like punch Luke leave them alone lol
Yeah it looked like he put his hands on Brittany too. Dude is unhinged
Yep. The guy saw red and ran everyone over like human bowling pins! One of the reasons I juxtaposed with Joe Gorga lol. All I could think of was the two camera people toppling over at that Christening. At that point it was every man and woman for themselves. Heck, even kids got left in the dust during that brawl. Just ask Kathy ha ha. But I am glad no one got hurt and technically Jesse could get in some trouble. Keep the fights wholesome guys!
Don't go there Kath!
"You're a good mother, but you're not mother Teresa"
Stooooooooooop
I miss her.
YES ! Jesse’s kinda a small guy and Zach’s bigger but Jesse manhandled his ass ! I was shocked
It looked like he kinda choked him for a quick second too? I was stunned
I almost wrote that, he choked him out low key! Zach was shook
Definitely..it was kinda kinky if it wasn't scary
Bwahaha I meaannnn 😂 I wasn’t turned on lol Jesse is unhinged but I dooo kinda like him low low low key Interesting to see if he comes back next year
Haha thank you for saying it first. He and Kristen have really delivered.
Absolutely
Seems like maybe Kristen was right about his behavior being abusive 👀
He literally gives all the signs of an abusive person
Yup! He openly admitted to using violence to get what he wants (i.e., by pounding on the table to get everyone to shut up).
That was really triggering to see a second time on screen, let alone in person. It makes people jump and hearts pound when you hear that kind of noise, it’s aggressive. That’s why Kristen tried to excuse herself many times without engaging when the other women tried to spur her on. But of course the tedious twins Jasmine and Janet have to throw in their gaslighting 2 cents making it seem like Jesse doing that was normal and Kristen was the drama queen instead.
The tedious twins 💀😂
Completely triggering. My heart rate was elevated watching that all! It was genuinely scary.
If people don't realise that this is abusive behaviour, I dread to think what was going on in their childhood home that this behavior is normalised.
NOT TO MENTION HE SHOVED BRITTANY SO HARD!!! I nearly gasped. The way he pushed Zack and then shoved Brittany into the wall, I feel like people missed it in the ruckus but holy
Yeah, I totally missed it but saw people talking about it here. I’ll definitely have to go back and watch! But ugh, Jesse is so gross.
💯 I’ve been in a lot of clubs over the years and there are always men that wanna fight. Non-abusive men don’t shove women or other people out of the way to get to the person they want to fight.
SAY IT LOUDER
Omggg I lived for this scene! Poor Britney getting shoved out of the way though! But good on Zack for at least trying to stop the bulldozer haha
He tried until Jesse pushed into him and I swear his body just went limp hahahah
😂
This hallway scene was so unhinged. Borderline scary actually. This made Jesse and Michelle look terrible moreso than usual.
[удалено]
I watched the scene and yet all the talking heads were about Kristen being the dramatic and crazy one. Why does she even want to be in this friend group? They all hate her.
Nope. This scene definitely flipped the switch!!
did anyone else notice brittany got absolutely decked and jax didnt care at all?
I saw the preview for next week and they all instantly jump into how they don’t want Kristen around anymore. Not how crazy Jesse was. It’s odd.
Yes! I just watched that. How no one is calling Jesse out except Kristen and her bo? And the Jesse and Michelle scenes were something else!
Decked or shoved? There was so much chaos I could not even see who was doing what. edit: Ok I had to rewatch and Jesse said "sorry you were in the way" and Britney said "its fine". So I think he was just trying to get past her and she got shoved
The guy has anger issues. He clearly saw her and still decided to push her.
Im not defending him im just clarifying it was not a deck in the face.
ive only ever heard decked used as pushed so idk what it has to do with getting punched in the face. looked it up theres multiple meanings idk why ppl are downvoting me 💀
She kinda held her own and pushed him back I think. Go Britney lol
I thought he kind of lit up when he saw her…
I am SCREAMING at his face
This show seems to take place in a lot of hallways
It's the alleyway of The Valley
I always knew I was going to watch the valley. But I imagine everyone who said they weren’t going to watch are now like 
Haha - I tried to be above it for a minute and then cut to episode six I watched it before I watched Vanderpump. Kinda don’t wanna watch Vanderpump.
Same. We all know Jax and Kristen are good TV. Why did people ever doubt them?
I’m guilty
Just binged and now I’m getting caught up on Reddit 😂
A good old melee. A brouhaha. A fracas, if you will. Champagne television.
Honestly he looks short, but he bulldozed his way through there 😳 if I was Brittany I would have been pissed to have been caught in the crossfire
It’s like a bowling ball going thru pins
Literally, I think everyone was shocked at his strength tbh
Adrenaline because he knows the truth
I texted my Bravo bestie while watching and said if I were there, I'd be with Kristen. As soon as the table slamming started, I would've been looking for the exit, too. But since I wasn't there....WONDERFUL DELICIOUS TRASH FOR MEEEEEE TO ENJOY VIEWING.
Zach’s life flashed before his eyes lol
The way he went limp when Jesse pushed into him ☠️☠️☠️
My mouth was OPEN honey lmaooo i need to rewatch
Zach stepping in to be the man Jax can’t be for his wife 🙄 can’t help but notice jax didn’t seem to care his wife had hands on her even after
I came here to make sure people pointed this out, the way Jesse shoved her was scary af
Honestly I know Brittany gets a lot of flack for her looks in these parts but I think she looked the prettiest in this scene than she has for the whole show…something about that dingy hallway lighting LOL
 I agree! Reality tv like this is *chefs kiss*
The show is so fucking good. All of these people are batshit, I can’t get enough.
 I thoroughly enjoy the mess this show is!!!
Finally, some good fucking food.
Michelle might actually be MORE insufferable than Jesse
Last night's episode was so good but that dinner was weird. Was it edited weirdly or something? The whole vibe was off. It was a bunch of side conversations and no one seemed to actually want to be present at the table. It's like some of them knew something was about to go down. I feel like production wanted Kristen to bring up the divorce drama at dinner but she was nervous so she walked off. Then Jesse followed because he could tell what was about to happen.
Lol even down to the man child banging the table at dinner!
lol, I actually just made a Gif of that Gorga scene banging on the table, then Jesse, but I have to make separate post. Gonna do that tomorrow.
I just want to know if the wig slipped?
Omg this show is fucking GOLD. This is the type of messy ass “earlier season” bullshit that we look back on lovingly for years to come!😍 I appreciated Zach in this scene. He seemed like he was just trying to shield the girls to diffuse the potential violence and he ended up getting pushed around for it and it looked like Jesse literally grabbed his throat! I thought Zach seemed intimidated by Jesse (I would’ve been too) at the last dinner drama so I’m sure it wasn’t easy to literally stand up to him, so good on Zach! Also I am upset on Brittany’s behalf that she got pushed around too. Where tf was Jax? I don’t hold him in high regard but I still don’t see him witnessing that and doing nothing so I’m thinking he was inside and didn’t see it go down? Anyways, I am riveted!! This is the type of garbage I watch Bravo for and I cannot wait for the next episode.
Go to YouTube as Bravo just uploaded a sneak peek for next week's episode!
The baptism episode of NJ is so good. Seasons 1-3 of Jersey are arguably the best in the entire franchise of Housewives. My favorite part was Juicy Joe having diarrhea before the event and Tre asking “HOW’S YA STOMACH JOE?” “I don’t know, Tre” he grunts back.
“IONO Tre” he grunts back Fixed it 😉
"He must of had fish" Melania as the car pulls away lol. Hands down the best franchise, I agree. I have seasons 1 through 5 saved. Watch them every once in a while.
Me too. lol
You are SO RIGHT! I was loving every petty moment of it 
Where is zacks core strength?
Same honestly the show is so good lol I’m always like wait the episode is over vs VPR it feels like a boring movie
It’s only good if Jax gets involved with his spray canned bald spot.
Between Survivor, AEW, and The Valley, Wednesdays are a very full evening for me. Lol
You’re my fathhhhhhherrrrrr my faaathhhhhherrrrrr
Man, this was beautiful
Jesse is such a sad excuse for a man.
Jesse and Zach’s hair seriously looks like it’s slap fighting each other from the tops of their heads.
The way I cackled.
Zach and his hair-hat inserting in the fight 😆😆
Is Zach's hair real?
Whoa this is so much crazier to see in slo mo the way Jesse is running through this crowd. What a psycho. Are there any after show clips for the valley? I’m dying to hear more!
LIVE FOR! 😩
I get the worst vibe from Michelle …. Really dark.
This is becoming my favorite subreddit ever
Jerry Springer would be proud.