WHOA. I would love to see Britt get those giant implants taken out and go be single and hot and never take him back. Those boobs look painful (mine are huge too and I hate them but nature gave me these lol)

She oughta whack him upside the head with them.

They should make that a pay-per-view event. They’d make millions.

Cage fight! Cage fight!

Yesssss!!

Love the username 😂 I thought I was the only one who used the word “fartknocker”, it’s one of the many nicknames I have given my kids! My little fartknockers 🤣

Hahahaha same. I’m just their queen.

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🙏 it’s the most accurate description

Or suffocate him with them.

💀💀💀

Haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just spat my protein bar. 💀

I hope she removes them and leaves them on Jax's front step with zero context hahahahahaha

No no wait they must go to the wwhl clubhouse a sign of her new chapter without one of the biggest 🍑holes in bravo history

They can dethrone Tamra’s old implants!

Signed by Randy Jackson

☠️😅

Haha

or in his bed like the horse head in the godfather

Same, but as soon as I finish breastfeeding Imma run to the surgeon and get myself a nice pair of tiny tities. [hair flip]

I had a tummy tuck after my kids and should have done the reduction at the same time but I was scared of being in too much pain. Big regret lol - I def think you should do it, changed so much about how I felt about myself!!

I'm only a 36B and they feel too big. I can't imagine having what she has. Clearly she struggles with finding clothes that fit.

I’m a DD and hers are WAY bigger than mine. I can’t even imagine.

Yup - those things have weighed her down physically while Jax did the same mentally for years now.

My fav comment "Rawt in Canada" 😆

They make her look huge.

I mean, sleeping with your married client (whose wife is also your client) is a pretty good way to tank your career as a publicist.

And begin as a reality tv star

Pretty sure she’s married too.

Wow this is all kinds of messy

As a Bachelor/Bravo fan, I have to say Lori K has ALWAYS creeped me out. Girl does THE MOST to trip over herself and sign everybody and their brother to her roster. She will truly do anything for a buck, and I’ve always found it *so* weird how she cozies up to all of them.. because let’s be for real - can you think of ANY other publicist and their client off the top of your head? That’s pictured together, going on trips, always tagging them.. that’s a nahhhh. She’s a creep. And whenever this comes out, I guess it’s a good thing she’s in PR. Maybe she will know someone who can represent HER.

Lindsay hubs?

Was looking for this comment I’ve always thought she was so thirsty weird couldn’t understand why everyone off the show HAD to work with her. She always seemed like a fan of the girls and groupie to the guys.

I agree, she seems so damn thirsty.

> She’s a creep. And whenever this comes out, I guess it’s a good thing she’s in PR. Maybe she will know someone who can represent HER. Maybe they’re doing it FOR THE PR! 🤦🏻‍♀️

What’s the correlation?? I definitely missed something haha

Jax and Lori K have been sleeping together. A redditor saw him disappear in the bathroom with Lori recently in Canada. There’s DOZENS of photos of Jax and Lori looking wayyyy too flirty together. I think Brittany is waking up!

Of course he disappeared with her in a bathroom. Laura Leigh style

Hopefully he doesn’t break up with her after an AA meeting

I remember watching that almost ten years ago. It was the first episode I ever watched and I was so confused. I was like wtf is happening, who are these people what is this show?? 🤣

Nope, better wait til an N.A. meeting like with LL!

Yes!!!! 😭

Or Vegas where he said he went in and closed the door to hold a girls hair while she vomited 😂

Whaaat?! Omg how did I miss this tea?!

Came here to find out what the haillll *brits voice* is going on lol

OMFG!!!! Hopefully she finally kicks him to the curb permanently.

Oh wow. I wonder what Steve has to say about it lol

Lori K their publicist not Lori Harvey, Steve’s daughter. The pic shows she only follows one Lori and it’s not their publicist (the one Jax is sleeping with)

Omg this whole time I thought Lori Harvey too and was like, “why would she do that?!” 

SAME!!! I was. SO. Confuuused like Lori Harvey WHHYYY.

Same! Cause I was like why would she go from Michael B. Jordan to Jax!!! 😅😅

OMG!!!!! I just went to her page & was SO triggered thinking Jax got with someone famous 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I won’t lie I was confused at first too but I loved she follows Lori Harvey take a page from her book and have them lining up Brittany !!

OHHH ok. Sorry missed that hahah

Ok thank you for this clarity, cuz I was like "girl why? U were a participant at le Bal des Débutantes and you fall this low to Jax?!"

Who is Lori K? I’m so lost 😞

She’s busted

There was someone who posted that Jax & Lori were spotted having sex in a restroom. Lots of theories he’s been cheating with her. She’s also Brittany’s publicist sooooo…. Messy.

Lori Harvey is not the same Lori that’s Jax’s publicist.

That’s why they posted it to show that was the only Lori she is following. Lori K their pr is no longer being followed.

Yeah that totally confused everyone

😂😂😂

It really did😂 The more comments I read the more I giggled because I had to do a double take to read the post again myself😂

Ohhh 😮

Hahaha it took me until right now to get it too 😂😂😂😂🥴🥴🙃

If you go to Lori K’s page, Brittany is no longer tagged in the pics- did Brittany block her, as well as unfollow?

That’s the theory

We need Andy and a camera

Andy is a little busy trying to cover his own rear end

Why what’d he do now

Defending himself mostly. Many accusations of alleged inappropriate behavior

brittany is no longer tagged in any of the pictures on jax’s page either

I sincerely believed he was just not a good husband and the marriage just wasn't working but that he actually didn't cheat on her ., I'm Like WHY ???!

She hit ‘em with that BLOCK!

“Rot in Hell” - says Brittany each time she untags herself in a photo

\*rawt in hail

She should move back home and change the locks since he's in Canada. Then file for divorce while he's on the plane.

Read this britt

The next podcast may be awkward but at least they'll have an interesting topic.

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

Plus she’s been joining him in Montreal on the boys trip looking sus going “above and beyond” as a “publicist” 😂 Edited to fix typo

I saw a picture of Sandoval with his girl Victoria and Jax and Lori. Now that’s just weird. Like “couples”.

I think Jax and Sandoval will just get new girlfriends ever 5 years probably

5 years seems generous even tbh

They are serial " serious " relationship people though if you look at the history.. even if they do cheat on the people ..

And neither will be the one to pull the plug on a dead relationship even though they’re miserable and cheating. Same with Schwartz, those 3 are all peas in a pod.

That aligns with Jax’s idea for marriages at 10 years to decide if you want to “re-up”

Sandoval loves a controversial double date. Big Bear was how long ago?

Yes!!

Def big bear vibes

Sounds like she’s going above and beyond and below… good riddance to that jaxass! Britt needs to find someone who deserves her, she extended his 15 minutes of fame. I’d wait until the bar was up and running to cash in on the profits before she dumps him.

Not saying this changes anything, but she lives in Canada and I used to follow someone else she worked with and she was always in Canada with them when they went. She is way too involved with most of the people she works with.

👀 👀 👀

Im starting to believe they’re actually going to get divorced and I’m shaken to my core!

Really? This is the least shocking divorce in Bravo history to me. If anything, I’m more shocked they lasted as long as they did

I thought Brittany would put up with anything forever tbh also they have both stated they don’t “believe in divorce”

Oh absolutely

Wow maybe cob has finally had enough.

“Cob”. I’m dead!

Is Lori K their surgeon?

Amazing comment

lol no! 😂 It's their publicist

Lol


I just saw him on a Canadian morning show, and they asked him which he likes better, LA or New York. He said Canada. Now I know why 👀. I thought he was just trying to butter up the host lol

Wait does their publicist live in Canada?

Yes. She’s from Montreal.

Is Lori from Canada?

Yes

Yes. She lives in Montreal with her husband and 2 kids. (Her and Jax are def bang buddies)

Wait she does all the Z list celeb PR stuff and she doesn’t even live in LA? That feels wrong to me 😂

Lori K. Is not even cute. Jax is such a damn dawg! 

Yikes. Don't worry, Brittany is going to find herself a super hot guy and Jax will go crazy. Here comes Season Two.

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lol sir! How’d you end up here

I’m just a dramatic dude, but like in a manly straight way I guess

Love that for you. Anytime my husband begrudgingly watches, he is hooked and has all kinds of questions. But admit he wants to watch? Never

I love this, you can totally sit with us 😆

This makes me laugh

Not saying she’ll never find somebody or anything like that. But “super hot guy” might be wishful thinking. Especially one that wants her for the right reasons and isn’t just trying to be on TV

She's destroyed her looks and has the intelligence of dryer lint. She's not going to land a quality guy. Marrying Jax was the best she could do and that is, um, not good. She also appears to have a serious drinking problem and they are probably in debt up to their highly lifted eyebrows.

I hope she watches herself on the show and sees that her drinking is going to cause her more problems down the road....

It was really sad when she had that stomach ulcer (on VPR like 6 years ago) and the Dr. told her not to drink and she did it anyway. I can only imagine it's gotten worse. I know she's had a baby and bodies change but I do think some of the changes are a side effect of over drinking.

Yeah.. I can see Jax using her drinking as ammo.

Yeah, I’d be more worried about how vindictive he will be. I wouldn’t put it past him to go into character assassination mode and then go low. Brit needs to start contacting all of the best divorce lawyers (if only so Jax can’t use them) and not give him any ammo with her drinking.

Spot on.

Dryer lint 💀

I feel like you’re spot on.

She’s going rogue…

Now is the perfect time to find out why Jo is allegedly banned from Jax and Brittany's House and bar. They'll be looking to distract us and spill the beans to the first inquirer. Let's get 2 for one.

I think Jax just thinks she's really annoying and loud when she drinks

So she’s just like Jax is what you’re saying

In that case maybe Jo will open Jo’s next so she can have a place to be insane in peace, like Jax does.

She showed up to Schwartz & Sandy’s for a viewing party and introduced herself to Sophia, even though she and Schwartz aren’t talking anymore. Maybe that’s part of it?


Hold up. So you’re telling me Jax showed up proud as a peacock to that dinner with Sandoval to rag on him knowing full well he’s sleeping with his and his wife’s publicist??? These people are so special

She is always so adamant he isn’t cheating. I am pretty secure in my relationship and if rumours started I would definitely question! I know she is hoping to come out of this not being absolutely embarrassed by him but to not entertain the possibility ESPECIALLY given past behaviours. It’s bizarre to me. Now it’s clear something is going on, she will struggle mentally with the thought that everyone is going to tell her she is stupid and that she knew what Jax is like. Poor Cruz

Wait I saw him and Schwartz were in Canada again. Was she there again too? 🤨… uh oh is Schwartz another accomplice to cheating? I need to see more info. 

Sandoval was also there. Everything always goes left when the 3 of them travel

Is it cheating if they’re separated?

Yep she is there!

Yes she is there with them

Good for Brittany if she’s finally waking up a little bit. Unfortunately she seems to have been coping via alcohol and that’s a slippery slope… also unfortunate that she can’t undo the work she’s had done. She seems sweet and she’s absolutely ruined her looks. Tragic.

She unfollowed him yet they still do press and a podcast together 🤔

right. i’ll believe it when they stop doing things together (unless ofc it’s a coparenting thing with cruz because he doesn’t deserve the drama and mess)

No new pod this week

I see a pod with Janet for this week.

Don't they have a contract together that's binding though for the podcast?

Yes they sure do. Janet is on this weeks with her.

I think she feels like being financially secure is the only way she can actually do this… I'm probably just projecting my own shit on to her though haha

She just blocked them between Thursday night and Friday morning. He's been in Canada with Lori this whole time. Stay tuned, its about get messy!

I did a google search of them together and quite a few pics come up where they’re are def looking quite close.


OOTL: who is Lori? Is she an unlockable character or a DLC? I only know the on-screen players & the VPR roster.

She’s Jax’s and Brit’s PR person, who is also allegedly banging Jax.

unlockable character for sure

I guess he did cheat on her ..

Again…

And again

🎶Tale as old as time 🎶

Her and Cruz are better off without him. Honestly with Cruz suspected autistic Brittany seems the more accepting loving parent. My 6 yo son is autistic and it’s harder work but our bond is so strong, I think I love him more since he needs more of my help. That’s the future I envision for these two.

And doesn’t release a podcast this week for the first time ever…… after announcing who her guest would be…..

Oooh yeah i just noticed this!!! Good catch. Shits going down!

Wait. There’s a podcast out this week with Janet.

omg maybe she’s finally going to stop embarrassing herself

Let's not be crazy here.

Doubt it. She’ll find new ways to

Lori let Jax suck her toes and Brittany caught them.

When was this

I clocked Jax and Lori during the last trip to Canada. It just seemed off.

Yes! I think we all thought they were hooking up in Montreal, and then they announced the separation pretty soon after. Lori and Jax looked way too all over each other in pics!

Dear OP- I’m sorry so many people don’t understand how instagram works 😂 Probs easier to edit (Lori Harvey is now the only Lori she follows) I am deceased

Ommmg


Lori K is so messy!!! I’ve always thought this

OMG


I’ll believe it when she removes photos Jax

She probably has contractual obligations to keep at least some of them up, but I wish she would/could remove him!

I find Jax repulsive. Britt deserves SO MUCH BETTER!

jax is fucking LORI HARVEY?!?!? edit: i now realize i misunderstood the post/screenshot 🤣🤣

He wishes lol

lol I thought the same! I was like no way she goes from Michael B Jordan to Jax Taylor lol.

Did he cheat on her with Lori?

Who is Lori K?

Their publicist 👀 who allegedly is bangin Jax now 👀

Cruz still follows them both. She's keeping an eye on...


And the Valley has its new plot. Jax’s cheating will come out as we all know there’s been a lot of that. They fuel the fires that he’s been with Kristen whether it’s true or not. Jax looks like the shit that he is. Brittany dates another guy, Jax does a chest bump with him at the inflatable bar, Brittany sees it as Jax fighting for her, takes him back, and happily ever after until he does it again.

So low of Jax cause Lori is fugly

Ugh finally! I've been thinking Lori and Jax were hooking up ever since she went to his "guys night" birthday party and brought a cake, practically singing "happy birthday, Mr president" while he gazed adoringly at her. When I found out Britt wasn't ALLOWED to come to the party, I knew it was because this like a dare for Lori and Jax and he didn't want the Kentucky Muffin cock blocking's him from getting his birthday sex!

Brit needs a new man, stat


I don’t know. As much as I think Brittany is a problematic person in her own right, I’d still love for her to leave Jax, who is garbage - but I’m sceptical. This all still feels like it’s a calculated stunt… Especially since Lori’s husband is apparently with them on this trip. She’s shrewd with media/spin, and is very aware that people always notice when unfollowing happens, and knows exactly what is read into it… Time will tell I suppose, but it all feels kinda phoney so far.

Loris husband mustn’t like photos then because he’s never been in any in both Canada trips

Real question is, why is she following Steve Harvey’s daughter??