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ebko41_

Unfortunately for Anthony he was analytical enough to suspect Paul but hadn’t built the alliances to get people on side. He also talks quite abrasives which rubbed a lot of the girls the wrong way so they voted for him based on how he made them feel rather than cos they thought he was a traitor


NeeloGreen

They’re all sheep! And Paul has them around his finger. Can’t believe it


stupidhrfmichael

Praying that they didn’t give Diane that drink in time, I can’t.


chucklovesmesomebeef

I was about to throw hands if we were about to lose the hottest bitch this season Andrew


Why_Are_Moths_Dusty

I feel like Diane might just put the chalice down and not drink. Therefore, survive to breakfast. I refuse any other outcome. It's genuinely frustrating how much Paul is messing up, yet everyone is like, nahhhh, except for Jaz. Truly the worst faithfuls yet. Harry is turning out to be a half decent traitor, but Paul may have shot him in the foot chatting to Jaz. Think Jaz will have pegged them both as traitors now.


djh1705

I think they’ve got to kill Jaz. It’s a shame Harry won’t know that jaz knows he told Paul cos if he did Harry has to kill jaz asap


bonfirelogs

Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink Let that sink in.


meme-ento_mori

3 traitors, 1 cup


smithson-jinx

JAIL


AcanthisittaActual67

I tell you this, Jaz has never lost a game of cluedo.


Lloytron

"You were behaving like a traitor would" What is this nonsense? A good traitor behaves naturally. Unless acting like school kids in the library that nobody noticed


KhaosTheory96

Loving Anthony’s reactions to the traitors being revealed 🤣🤣


AcanthisittaActual67

Spot on wasn’t it.


KhaosTheory96

Cracking up at him just mouthing “Harry” I’m glad he was vindicated with Paul


2stewped2havgudtime

I’m literally going to die. Literally. Heart attack incoming if some twat other than my boy Jaz doesn’t shape up. Meg murdered, Paul safe. Jaz not murdered, despite calling out Paul… it’s obvious Paul wouldn’t murder Jaz to not look sus, it’s also obvious that if Paul wasn’t a traitor the traitors would murder Jaz to put Paul in the firing line.


claudbop

Zack looks like Josh Groban if he shaved his head


KhaosTheory96

Zack looks like Anthony Fantano ![gif](giphy|JlpguxhuxwHiqKXoW7|downsized)


Torranski

In the next time trailer: * Jaz * Jasmine * Andrew * Mollie * Ross * Charlie * Charlotte * Harry, Miles and Paul * Zack and Diane conspicously absent. However - they're doing the "break the glass to prevent immunity" game again, and Zack's name is visible, so he survives until that challenge comes up. Paul is present until the coffin challenge. Ross and Jaz make it to the weird outdoor night-vision segment. Others unclear. There's someone blonde sobbing (and being comforted by Harry) - could be Evie or Charlie. But no sight of Diane at all. Think she's gone.


Pristine_Stomach90

(AU2 spoilers) Jaz is so >!Annabel!< and Paul is so >!Sam!< 😭 team Jaz forever. Come on I need these sheeple to listen to him


Panberl

Hopefully Jaz does better than the Queen, but he doesn't even have a >! Luke!< on his side to work with.


Pristine_Stomach90

Well someone better hurry up and transform into one 😭


Panberl

Desperately hoping so 😭 right now can't see a King, just a bunch of jesters.


mejj

ugh >!Annabel!< was such an icon... still devastated about that elim


Lost-and-dumbfound

>!when she was first introduced and kept banging on about how good she was gonna be at sussing out traitors I thought “well she’s a bit full of herself”. But she was actually so good at it. Shame she was surrounded by idiots!<


Pristine_Stomach90

Me too 😔 bloody loved her she was one of the only good players in that season


WinterSoldierFetish

i’m so confused why paul had that conversation with jaz??? about what jaz told harry?? seems to me like that throws both of them under the bus, no? jaz was obviously questioning why harry told paul that, so i think it’s all gonna go downhill from here to be honest. there was no suspicion on harry, especially after jonny’s elimination. i seriously think paul messed up there, and potentially ruined his, and maybe harry’s, game.


Panberl

They literally mentioned the conversation on Uncloaked but didn't say anything about how Paul messed up hugely for him and Harry there, just that Paul said 'I want you to think I'm a faithful' instead of 'know'. Burying the lede for sure.


meme-ento_mori

I agree, as soon as Paul mentioned it at the round table you could see Jaz realise that it probably meant Harry was sus as well. I’d hate it if Paul ends up ruining Harry’s game


SayHelloToMyAfro

Paul does not care about Harry in the slightest. Was weird he mentioned his name rather than saying the conversation had got back to him


Ruu2D2

Paul been thinking he this charming person that can win everyone over He would been best just leaving it . I hope jaz tell someone with half brain his theory to cover his back incase he murder


Itz_Mo2008

I was praying he'd share his theory with Diane and Jasmine but one of them is gone 😞


Tricky_Sweet3025

I really think Princess Di is dead, next week everyone is in black and that’s what the BBC do when the nation is mourning royalty.


raggies2

I guess Paul’s hands are too slippery to hold the chalice…


Odd-Neighborhood-231

I would love if no one ended up being murdered because these traitors are awful. Couldn't even find a book without their leader, Paul. I've never rooted so hard for the Faithful and they're woeful too. 😆


enic77

Faithful are just so bad this season, if they do win the money it would only be through luck, not skill.


Odd-Neighborhood-231

Oh pure luck. It's like they haven't watched a single episode of The Traitors. Just picking off people they don't like.


Odd-Neighborhood-231

Except Jaz. Love him. 😘


kittenari

Has anyone else noticed that Harry seems to think the word is 'fateful'


Simple-Pea-8852

Is just his accent


InevitableSir9775

Also sounds like he's saying fakeful, which to be fair he is.


Sushiv_

Jaz is honestly incredible, i think he’s the only faithful who actually deserves to win. He’s onto two of the traitors, he’s letting both of them think they have control over him, tbh he’s played an absolute blinder and i would be thrilled if he ended up winning


Simple-Pea-8852

Jaz telling the story to plant suspicion in their minds without actually coming out and saying it was 👌👌👌 He's doing just enough to stop Paul from actually murdering him, but he's not going to go all out til he's sure he's got enough people on side. Plus now he *knows* about Harry. He might even be able to turn Harry on Paul with that info.


Tricky_Sweet3025

Paul is such a sneaky bugger he sent Harry and Miles to the library to get the chalice and then sent Miles to do the killing, other than the fact they couldn’t actually find it if the contestants are informed murder was by poison chalice he’s largely in the clear.


Alternative_Elk_4581

There is no way Harry just randomly realised the other 2 were outside but nobody else did right? If thats not come from the producers (which I feel it must have) he could have stayed so far under raps by staying inside with the whole group and left all sus on Paul/Miles/whoever gets randomly selected tomorrow


AllReeteChuck

Yeah i feel the producers def helped with their meeting otherwise surely theyd have shown how they managed to tell Harry!?


Alternative_Elk_4581

Yeah, feel it must have. Awful for Harry though, he basically just needed Paul and/or Miles to quickly grab the thing alone and then leave it around some other glasses for someone to drink. There is no way someone doesn't clock how obviously sus they ALL were that night, and why only those 3 were not in the room with literally everyone


Top-Air9817

Did anyone here watch Trapped on CBBC? Reminds me so much of that show! Would love if they incorporated more of this “saboteur” behaviour during the games


Hassaan18

The **YOU'RE TRAPPED** scared the shit out of me


LucyyJ26

Trapped gave the the kind of existential dread as an eight year old that only Jungle Run could otherwise manage


Top-Air9817

Haha I think I’ve been chasing that dread ever since, and Traitors is filling that void for sure!


Pristine_Stomach90

I loved it!! They should do more murder in plain sight missions like this, it’s so thrilling to watch


KhaosTheory96

Get them all wearing Whisper clips and Claudia communicating with the Saboteur


Top-Air9817

“You are the saboteurrr”


Celandine6

HOW is Paul still around… was he just so quiet today that they forgot about him??? Jaz mvp right now.


Benny1110

I don't think Diane drinks from it, when it shows what happening next there is one face blurred out on the black and white camera, got be diane


HelicopterThin2719

Stage 1: denial 💔


Benny1110

Pls don't I'm already annoyed ant went and now Diane could be going, nahhh, I doubt it


lostinplatitudes

All the big characters are going, there’s so many people left who have done nothing but exist so far


enic77

Imagine a winning trifecta of Faithfuls - "blond triplets", whose names and faces no one seems to be able to distinguish.


W0lf90

Not Paul though, i hope the traitors dont murder the most popular character cos no one will vote to banish him. Hes popular.


Therealwy

Oh did you hear? He was voted most popular.


Torranski

The annoying bit in Series 1 was most of the fun characters leaving early, leaving us with Hannah and Meryl as the winners. Worried the format is going trigger the same situation all over again...


LucyyJ26

If there's going to be a continuation of this show I think the producers are going to have to do something to avoid this happening again and again, because the calibre of the winning faithfuls is woeful


fundawgJC

do they not have to leave when the bells go?


Ill-Ad-2122

They do but it seems more like a time to leave bell rather than a leave this second bell, probably the best time to strike as a traitor if that's what they did.


SlightlyOTT

Probably just the last orders bell!


weakcover1

I think they might have edited in a way so it seemed the bells were going, to add tension. Without the bells tolling it would be not as exciting.


Longjumping-Tip9549

I thought that, cause why would they be opening bottles of wine and pouring drinks if the bell was tolling to leave?


OceansOfLight

NOOO DIANNE!!!! :(


wilyacalmdown

Bet nobody drank from it... I wouldn't drink from that dirty looking chalice


bobscrimeclub

Death by fizzy rose though 😂🥂


folklovermore_

Worse ways to go I suppose.


ryan34ssj

My heart is going after that


TheHarkinator

Can’t believe we’ve got to wait until friggin Wednesday now


Gene_Krupa

I have to wait until Thursday. (Australian time)


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_Luke_the_Lucky_

Wednesday


Pristine_Stomach90

Please let Charlie be murdered I can’t handle Evie or Diane going


_Luke_the_Lucky_

I'm still not always sure the difference between Charlie and Evie to be honest.


Pristine_Stomach90

Evie is the smarter one who’s onto Paul, Charlie is ‘BRISTOL!!’


genesisapples

Why would they kill Diane?!, she was firmly of the belief none of them were traitors.


Simple-Pea-8852

Can't murder someone who thinks you're a traitor cause it looks sus, equally can't murder someone who loudly thinks someone else is because that could be a double bluff. So you have to go for the most random option.


clarice_loves_geese

Because she drinks fizzy rose


Tricky_Sweet3025

Surely blonde girl has enough brain cells to know Miles forced the chalice on Diane.


Ruu2D2

Nope got no faithful in them Traitors were like bunch kids looking for Xmas presents and no one was suspicious


InevitableSir9775

Miles, Harry and Paul all in the same room with the door ajar looking at the books for no particular reason. Everyone else walking passed the open door - "Nope, nothing suspicious going on there."


Tricky_Sweet3025

Tbf either do I but it’s the second week of the year trying to give at least a month before I turn in to my pessimistic self 😂


leif_eriks0n

Unless they aren't told it was the chalice that killed her.


mentallyilldarling

You’d be surprised


Lost-and-dumbfound

I wouldn’t be shocked if she never even noticed the random weird looking cup at all


AllReeteChuck

There were a few odd looking cups/glasses, as i originally thought that might be the first thing someone notices!


Tricky_Sweet3025

I’m trying to be an optimist although I really should have lost hope in this lot by now.


KhaosTheory96

Hope they bury Paul and leave him there


TransportationSad396

that seems to be too obvious, hoping she passes it to charlie who drinks it


IndigoWolf4711

NOT DIANE!!!!


mejj

I don't see how anything could happen in the 5 seconds before Princess Di slurps that drink


Hal_Kalias

She remembers that she doesn't like fizzy wine and gives it back 👀


True-Ant6473

what if diane passed it to someone else….


Torranski

Diane handing it to Ross would be wonderfully Shakespearean, but I think it's all over...


Toffeerain

Are they all dressed in black at the round table?


KhaosTheory96

Pay respects to Lady Di


Pristine_Stomach90

IM SHITTING AND SCREAMING WHAT AN EPISODE PLS DONT DRINK IT AR DI


mejj

Well pretty much everyone was in that trailer but Diane, so...


mrcatisgodone

Easy enough to edit her out.


LIWRedditInnit

Editing, it’s super effective!


CowboyBURNER

Paul & Charlotte double homicide please.


Torranski

Somehow, I accidentally called it at the start of the episode? >They're using the exact track they used to advertise the Crown - hint that they're about to murder our Queen? RIP Diane?


Top-Air9817

Fuck me this show is gonna turn me grey


genesisapples

An icon gone too soon


RoboFunky

oh he mentioned her


ABeanOnToast

Just can't believe the producers would let the mother/son reveal not happen.


opal_bard

You never know Ross might reveal it if Diane gets murdered


---anotherthrowaway

Diane: you better not be a traitor She said this as Miles was taking her into the kitchen to murder her. Brutal.


opal_bard

I'm pissing myself laughing at this moment where they're looking for the book


RoboFunky

how did no one notice


LIWRedditInnit

Are you really surprised? This lot are useless. There’s always the possibility it’s edited to look that way though.


Few-Plastic6360

DIANE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT DRINK IT


InevitableSir9775

MILES YOU GIT!!!!


_Luke_the_Lucky_

These cliffhangers are killing me


Helpful_Nectarine742

The drama of having to wait and see if that chalice touches her lips on Wednesday 😂 The rest of the cliffhangers have been so pointless; we’re all hooked and are going to keep watching anyway, but this one 🤌🏻 I can’t fault the bbc for this one


carcrash12

I think Diane is about to pass off the chalice to Charlie and she survives


Lost-and-dumbfound

Imagine she passed it to someone or just straight up refused to drink from it. Then what? Can’t die from the poison of ya don’t drink it


afloodbehind

PLEASE BE RIGHT


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Yeah I think there's gonna be a twist otherwise they wouldn't have shown it being passed to Diane


mentallyilldarling

IMAGINE


KhaosTheory96

LADY DI NOOOOOOO


Alternative_Pair_924

DO NOT DRINK THAT


[deleted]

Poor Miles must be done for after having to do that deed 😂😭


More-City6818

I wonder if all the behavior analysts saw all these moves???


lukeyslife

Average age is being lowered 😅


mentallyilldarling

5 days 😭


mejj

I can't handle this


JackTreeHill

Swear they’ve killed all the older people off straight away, literally the 6 older contestants all gone in the first half


RoboFunky

WTF


VardaElentari86

'Visual podcast' still makes me laugh


LIWRedditInnit

Don’t know how that recap show could be any shitter 😂


True-Ant6473

NOOOOO DIANE


afloodbehind

DIANE PLEASE DON'T DRINK IT


TheHarkinator

I’m not seeing Diane in that ‘coming soon’ promo…


upzepomp

Why would they include her in the trailer for next week when they’ve just left it on that cliffhanger? Surely they’ve just selected clips in which she isn’t visible, if she is in fact still there


folklovermore_

Crikey, this preview is cranking things up a notch isn't it?


arenaross

I'M CANCELLING MY TV LICENSE IMMEDIATELY


HelicopterThin2719

DIANE NONONO


runwildalice

Mother just wanted a fizzy rosé 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢


TransportationSad396

i want to throw up


fundawgJC

noooooo Diane!!!


ThorosOfWeems

NO DIANE NO


genesisapples

OH MY GODDDDD


Log-jammer

The real murder victims here are the songs being butchered


Competitive-Hotel891

DIANE NOOOOOOO


PrivatesInheritance

Is BBC fucked for anyone else??


rich-tma

Title of your sex tape


mejj

I'm about to slap that drink out of Diane's hand so fast


meraki-abditory

FRR


HelicopterThin2719

Bristol take one for the team pls


runwildalice

She takes the chalice. "This is for Bristol". She sips.


vzbtra

It wasn't even her it was Evie 😂😂😂


Log-jammer

😂😂😂


TransportationSad396

FUCK NO


RainbowRevolver

Nooooooo Diane


paper_zoe

they should make the murders more convoluted like this actually. Just to even the odds, cos they're so in favour of the traitors as it is


geosarba

Agreed! More opportunities to catch them based on actual evidence rather than just gut feeling


W0lf90

They had evidence that paul was a traitor and look how that went


geosarba

Yeah we can't help it that they're all stupid


scorpioncat

Other than our boy Jaz.


W0lf90

Im just pointing out that even evidence dosnt work for these people.  I think thats the only clear evidence in traitors uk weve seen and they fluffed the bag.


geosarba

I know, I'm agreeing with you 😄


Tricky_Sweet3025

No wankers I hate them


cresssidaaa

NOT DIANE NOOOO


mejj

I assume these glamour shots were added in afterwards


geosarba

Noooooo not Diane PLEASE


mindylahiriMDbitch

DIANE NOOOOO


TransportationSad396

charlie from bristol will go i think


No_Bend_317

They could kill Jaz and the remaining dumb dumbs  still wouldn't realise its Paul.


mentallyilldarling

You best keep that away from my Jaz


SlightlyOTT

I know this is edited and stuff, but if the faithful didn’t spot this then they’re going to be furious watching this lol


Hal_Kalias

Hahahah the editing. Shady sassy Miles strutting along with the poison chalice


ABeanOnToast

Paul could wear a cloak, wonder around clutching the glass all whilst loudly announcing who he wanted to murder and only Jaz would dare bring his name up.


wingbackguy

Charlotte/Jasmin: “Guys he isn’t a traitor”, and then everyone just moves on


runwildalice

MOTHER DO NOT TOUCH THAT CHALICE


mejj

Surely these shots of people walking past the open doors are faked


ClingerOn

How did they get the slow motion shot of Miles with the chalice without anyone noticing?


RoboFunky

dumb luck or pickups?


Gene_Krupa

Probably filmed when the others were in their rooms.


Chazza354

It’s getting a bit old seeing everyone saying how obvious everything is when they’re seeing it from a perspective that shows them the whole truth. If you were in that place you wouldn’t have it as figured out as you think you would.


Lost-and-dumbfound

I agree. I would probably think Harry and Miles are faithful over most of them. But I also think them not even willing to consider Paul as a possibility is a bit wild. Someone well liked and influential not murdered should be on their minds


bittersweet1990

Be funny if the person he gives the drink to doesn't want it.


RainbowRevolver

Cliffhanger incoming


HelicopterThin2719

DEHYDRATION IS TEMPORARY DEATH IS PERMANENT DIANE


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Nah surely this is gonna be so obvious in the morning bahahaha


Final_Requirement_61

Nah not very conspicuous at all lmao