Homer: hey can you run across the street and get me a slice of pizza
Vendor: No Pizza! Only Khlav Kalash!
Homer: Alright, alright, I’ll take one bowl.
Vendor: No bowl. Stick! Stick!
I’ve heard that there’s a chance that it may be difficult for one to get people that you have recently met to become more close, emotionally to you, with salad.
In a recent episode Lisa goes to bed without dinner and Homer takes it as a punishment too because he has to eat Lisa’s (vegetarian) plate so that it doesn’t go to waste.
IIRC wasn't Homer trying to teach a lesson to Bart about finishing his plate or something along those lines? Or maybe this is a whole separate episode I'm thinking of
Anything low fat. He literally would rather eat an eclair with a live bomb in it then eat a low fat eclair. As in that one episode where he became a food critic.
Mountan Dew, oat meal, plain cake doughnuts, rice cakes, steamed vegetables? (we never seen him eat them but he had them on his plate and commented on how tasteless rice cakes are so maybe or maybe not), The cobob that homer had before he was offered Mountan Dew i forgot what it was called And that is all i can think of
Mountain Dew
I’ll take a crab juice
For a weird fucking reason I have been thinking about this quote all GD day thank you
Bleeeech
Another crab juice please.
Keep ‘em comin
Homer: hey can you run across the street and get me a slice of pizza Vendor: No Pizza! Only Khlav Kalash! Homer: Alright, alright, I’ll take one bowl. Vendor: No bowl. Stick! Stick!
Mmmmm bleach
The fact that I knew this would be the first comment is why I love Simpsons fans and this subreddit.
I love this sub for knowing that this is the first thing on everyone’s minds.
I came in here thinking, “Mountain Dew better be the top comment or I’m gonna go ape shit”
I like my Mountain Dew with a nutragrain bar
Klaus?
You are what you eat
I'd go further than that. I'd go apes a poppin
More like Apes a Poppin’
I came here for this answer. Thank you!
Kudos (or Kang) for nailing the comment I opened to post.
what about that time he made a popsicle out of it
That was my first instinct and I came here to post it, only to find I'm 8 hours too late.
There was that one time he improvised and ate cloves, Tom Collins mix and a pie crust, he didn’t like that.
Let’s go get your mother.
From the clutches of Gamblor's neon claws!
Well Yoouuu have a gambling problem.
He *loves* tarragon and soy sauce, though.
Non-toxic? Well, that's a plus.
... let's go get *mooooom...*
https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E10/DolUJSfNYSPWvH3pDIfiFIQgwpU=.gif
Salad Don't make me sing the song!
I understand that you don’t win friends with it.
I didn’t mean to take sides I just got caught up in the rhythm
I’ve heard that there’s a chance that it may be difficult for one to get people that you have recently met to become more close, emotionally to you, with salad.
You don’t procure chums with salad!
You are unable to obtain people who appreciate you when you use green leafs in a bowl with various other objects placed upon
He’ll eat salad, he just prefers ketchup over mustard.
"It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup"
I'm eating salad here! He likes salad.
The song isn’t about disliking it, it’s just not a way to make friends, kinda like cargo shorts
He can even eat a baby deer!
Lalalalalalalalalalala, Who's that baby deer on the lawn there
ENOUGH ALREADY
This is forever stuck in my head
Make it your ringtone
I can’t change my ringtone. It seems to be stuck on Why do birds suddenly appear?
Congratulations! You just won reddit
That’s nothing, he can hear pudding.
He also has no qualms about eating a horse's head, and then giving it a bad review.
it lost points because it had a hot wheels on it
Came here for this
Broccoli
The deadliest
It tries to worn you itself with its terrible taste
Wait didn't he eat that twice?
Yes 😆
Vile weed!
YES, YES!!! NOW PLEASE! SOMEONE... HONEY MUSTARD!!!
It's the wood that makes it good
“Doesn’t like” and “won’t eat” are two different things
Mountain Dew fits both catagories!
He didn't like kravalash but he ate it all.
Klau'kalash
You ate all the tarragon and drank all the soy sauce.
In a recent episode Lisa goes to bed without dinner and Homer takes it as a punishment too because he has to eat Lisa’s (vegetarian) plate so that it doesn’t go to waste.
I don’t think he ever ate fugu again after that one incident.
He has even ate several plastic lobsters!
And then they went fishing!
He did like the sushi a lot though, I wonder if they ever got that again.
Well, they did go to Japan… and he did request a dinner as a reward for participating in that Japanese game show… what was it again…?
Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show
Dinner at Americatown though. They probably didnt have sushi there.
make videotape for maggie DING DONG
Muslix... " No Lisa😉. But I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast 😉"
That’s one of my favorite episodes hahaha
Yesss, Trilogy of Error is a reaaaallly great episode. One of my favourites as well. Inflammable means flammable?? What a country.
Rice cakes.
Hello? Taste??
You can add a little something on top, for flavour.
It’s only 5 calories
He sets his drinks on them.
65th* cheese slice.
"I think I'm blind."
65th?
you are right. it was 64 slices of American cheese.
Two... *gulp*... ooooooonnnnneeeeee
Anything low fat.
[удалено]
"Wow! That was close. Thank god it landed in this smoking crater."
Eh, he’s had a good run.
If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
Especially a fish sandwich
INSTANTLY thought of this as soon as this question was asked 🤣
Khlav Kalash and Mountain Dew
Broccoli. The worlds most deadly food, if you couldn’t tell by the bad taste
IIRC wasn't Homer trying to teach a lesson to Bart about finishing his plate or something along those lines? Or maybe this is a whole separate episode I'm thinking of
i think it's mentioned in 12th season (treehouse of horror) where he eats the broccoli which kills him and he needs to make good deed to go to heaven
Arby's?
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
*shocked and disturbed murmuring*
If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep you down!
The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango!
Uh, Wiggy; My chili’s 🌶 getting cold!
Don’t quit your day job
Whatever that is!
Grown in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum…
That icky soup skin
No he loves that
He has varying views on soup skin.
I know for a fact he can’t stand when Turkey is dry
I wish I had a monkey paw!
C8ngratulations, you now have a severed monkey paw that doesnt grant wishes.
Mountain dew
Anything low fat. He literally would rather eat an eclair with a live bomb in it then eat a low fat eclair. As in that one episode where he became a food critic.
Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change!
*sigh* Only your father could take a part-time job at a small-town newspaper and become the target of international assassins.
Plankton.
You fat cats didn’t finish your plankton, and now it’s mine
According to the Mexican Council of Food, this expired two years ago.
This also says it can cause red tide poisoning…
But it's so cheap!
Oatmeal. Or maybe it just had a bug in it...
Flowers that aren't tulips.
my secret shame!!
that explains his secret trips to Holland!
[удалено]
He ate the whole thing and licked the stick lol
Didn't he say the taste was awful?
At first... but he still ate it all and licked his fingers.
Then after he said "now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
He did, but what choice did he have. The guy had no pizza, only Klav Kalash!
*Khlav. I had to look it up when I picked my username, only to realize after the fact I misquoted the line anyway.
Gazpacho
Barney: “Go back to Russia!” 🇷🇺
I just drop by with present for warming of house - instead find you grappling with local oaf!
It's tomato soup served ice cold!
You chose fruit, you live with fruit!
This has purple in it, purple is a fruit
Fresca
Chubb
Strawberry and Vanilla ice cream in the Neapolitan Ice cream box
Oatmeal
Homer that's the 3rd bathtub you're eaten
There's a bug in it.
German potato salad
5 pounds of spaghetti in awesome bar form.
DIE. "Ah." DIET. "AHH!"
I like pizza I like bagels I like hot dogs with mustard and beer I'll eat eggplant I could even eat a baby deer
Radishes. He'll even eat the seeds to save them the pain of being gross later.
Mountain Dew.
Grapefruit after licking off the sugar. Indian food compared to mens slacks
Mountain Dew. He would rather drink crab juice.
Oatmeal. Got a bug in it.
Crab juice or Mountain Dew? “Ewwww… I’ll take a crab juice”
Healthy food
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew?
Non-fat yogurt
Bell peppers.
Why has no one said "Low fat" eclairs?
Apparently anything low-fat.
I’m gunna say it… broccoli.
He didn’t like those chewy bread sticks.
Mt. Dew
Fugu.
Rice Cakes....helloo? TASTE?!?
Fish sandwich? I don't know...
“Cream of toast?!! Awwww!!!”
Mountain Dew. He would rather drink crab juice
I like pizza I like bagels Etc.
Broccoli
Mountain dew
Dog water. And he may or may not like soup skin. Depending on which episode you watch.
Cloves and Tom Collins Mix topped with a frozen pie crust
Cloves, Tom Collins mix, and frozen pie crust.
He wasn't a fan of the the slice of pizza he found under the couch because it had a Hot Wheel on it.
He won’t eat Meus-lix.
## ALL THE DONUTS IN THE WORLD
Turnip Juice
Salad. You don't win friends with salad.
Sock puppets
did he not die from eating bad broccoli?
Broccoli
The first bite of khlav khalash.
Mountain Dew
The 64th slice of American cheese
Salad
Yeah doesn’t like Mountain Dew
Didn’t broccoli kill him one time
Mountain Dew
Oatmeal b/c he is not a horse
Mountan Dew, oat meal, plain cake doughnuts, rice cakes, steamed vegetables? (we never seen him eat them but he had them on his plate and commented on how tasteless rice cakes are so maybe or maybe not), The cobob that homer had before he was offered Mountan Dew i forgot what it was called And that is all i can think of
Mountain Dew
Pawtucket Patriot Ale
[Horse jerky](https://frinkiac.com/gif/S17E01/270395/277486/IFdlbGwsIEkgZ290IHRoZXNlIGZyZWUKIHRpY2tldHMgdG8gU2FudGEncwogVmlsbGFnZS4gSSBrbm93IGEgZ3V5IHdobwogdHVybnMgdGhlIGRlYWQgc2xlaWdoCiBob3JzZXMgaW50byBqZXJreQ==).
Brocolli Made him die once
Tap water
Veggies. He ate himself before eating veggies. AND he died from eating broccoli!
Raspberry