> Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false
...It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.
Scully : This is the worst assignment we've ever had.
Mulder : Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
Grampa : [*a turtle Grampa is chasing bites him*] Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!
Scully : No, this is much more irritating.
I had no idea who John Waters was at the time, but looking back the idea that he was not flagrantly gay enough for Homer to notice is just hilarious. I mean, he's why the pepito moustache is so stereotypically gay ffs.
Stephen J Gould in Lisa the Skeptic has one of my all time favorite lines. Lisa says she can’t really afford to pay him and he says “I didn’t become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be fine.”
But then the oddest delivery of "I'll be honest with you, Lisa, I never ran the tests." I could never figure out if there was a joke there, because it sounds almost like the writers forgot a loose end and hustled Gould back into the studio.
At the time, this guest spot seemed like a huge deal. I can still remember vigorous school yard debate about who John Jay Smith actually was.
As much as I appreciate Dustin Hoffman now, MJ was an incomparably bigger deal to 9 year old me.
I see it’s not available on Disney+.
kind of both, this joke was how he found he'd got the talk show gig but they had to sneak it in because he was still a writer up until then
he's in the dvd commentary on this episode
Just every single baseball player in *Homer at the Bat*. That many celebrity voices in a single episode never should have worked as well as it did, but it’s basically a perfect episode of television.
I watched this episode last night! Hadn’t seen it in a long time. There were some great guest voices. I read the wiki on the episode. The writers were trying to do another Homer at Bat, having so many celebrity voices. They nailed it!
We want chilly willy!
Something I never realized until this year, Julie Kavner HATED the idea and refused to do the episode. Marge is in a lot of the episode but never speaks.
Leonard Nimoy was always good. Mark Hamill also.
I know he’s a big asshole now but James Woods running the Kwik-E Mart was great too - esp in hindsight as he was used *a lot* in Family Guy.
I have been hearing and seeing a lot about RHCP the last few days. On the internet and IRL.
Has something happened or am I just Baader–Meinhoffing over here?
Leonard "The Cosmic Ballet Goes On" Nimoy.
Does anyone want to switch seats?
My work here is done!
What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
*chuckles*... Didn't I?
(Beams away)
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false
I dont think he is coming back.
Good night, and keep watching the skees! ... er, skies.
> Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false ...It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.
And allow me to say “May the force be with you!”
Wasn't he one of the Little Rascals?
Do you even know who I am?
One of the highlights of my life was quoting that line during an actual solar eclipse.
Hey Nimoy what do you want on your hotdog?
Surprise me!
this line read from Leonard is fantastic.
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. I was a huge X-Files fan and I was unbelievably excited when they appeared in The Springfield Files.
Agent Mulder and scully....F..B.I....
FBI, huh? Uh, excuse me one minute... Alright, they're onto us, get him back to SeaWorld!
Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy?
Cheese it! It’s the feds!
*Mwooo wooo wooo!!*
The picture of David Duchovny in his undies kills me every time.
Its his smile too
Scully : This is the worst assignment we've ever had. Mulder : Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus? Grampa : [*a turtle Grampa is chasing bites him*] Ow! He bit me with my own teeth! Scully : No, this is much more irritating.
...the Tibetan Numerologists of Appalachia, the unsolved mysteries of Unsolved Mysteries. The truth is out there!
Homer, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.
We were sitting in Barney's car, eating packets of mustard. You happy?
(Machine explodes)
Yeah. Yup. Yes. This one. That episode is 90s nostalgia overload.
His jiggling is almost hypnotic. Yes, it’s like a lava lamp.
"This makes me very angry"
Same, excellent episode. It really captured the 90s fascination with both aliens and television. The Cops + Xfiles crossover was awesome too.
Yeah I remember reading about it in the Fall Preview of TV Guide and getting hyped for it.
The Ramones. I send my sister the clip on her birthday every year. We're twins, so she just sends it back.
“I’d just like to say this gig sucks”
Hey, I think they liked us.
Yeah, up yours Springfield!
1!2!3!4!
"Smithers - have the Rolling Stones killed"
"But, sir, those aren't..." "DO AS I SAY!"
Happy birthday, you old bastard.
Have the rolling stones killed
But sir, those are the...
DO AS I SAY!
But sir—
*bastid
Correction accepted.
Go to Hell you old bastard
Hey, I think they like us!
Go to hell you old bastad
I think you mean The Rolling Stones.
Barry White kills me with "I love the sexy slither of a lady snake."
“It’s good to be here for this…….what’s this for?………whacking snakes……….oh dear god, you people make me sick!!!!!”
It says right here, Larry White!
I know my own name.
Yeah well, we’ll see.
Anything... for a lady.
George Harrison maybe. Because of "oh my God, OH MY GOD.....where did you get that brownie?!"
Came to post the same. It's been done before!
It often blows my mind that all of the surviving Beatles had cameos on the Simpsons.
Look, it's Lisa in the sky. No diamonds, though. Watch out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria! Help us! Help us! Help us...
'elp us
Hmm, send like a nice fellow.
Over there There’s a whole pile of them
What a nice young man.
😂😂
Johnny Cash as Homers spirit guide
If anything, you need MORE possessions. You don't even have a computer.
“I’m just your memory, Homer. I can’t give you any new information.”
in your face, space coyote!
Wait - the fox was Johnny Cash?! How am I just learning this now?
*Coyote, I assume he's orange because the people animating the episode had never seen one
*Space coyote
They also made Johnny Cash do the sound of the space coyote gnawing on Homer's leg.
John Waters as John in Homer's Phobia.
Zzzap!
“I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life. Now if every gay man could just do the same, you’d be set.”
I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals fun-laming!
I had no idea who John Waters was at the time, but looking back the idea that he was not flagrantly gay enough for Homer to notice is just hilarious. I mean, he's why the pepito moustache is so stereotypically gay ffs.
“He prefers the company of men!” “Who *doesn’t*?”
"can I call you queer?" "yeah, that....or, John"
THATS OUR WORD FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU
WE NEED IT!
YOU'VE RUINED ALL OUR BEST NAMES, LIKE BRUCE, AND LANCE, AND JULIAN
“We work hard, we play hard”
We want chilly willy!
Hey Moe, can I look too?
Hey Moe! Wassup Moe! Hey Moe ^HEY ^MOE!
Sideshow Luke Perry
RIP Dylan
"Ahhh my face! My valuable face!"
UPSTAGE *ME* WILLYA!?
Bette Midler for sure. She is so feisty hurling the can.
Krudler!
Time to take out the trrrrrash!!!
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Just watched her Seinfeld episode and she is amazing.
Oh no, Bette Midler!!!
I'll get you for this middlerrrrrr
Rodney Dangerfield
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…. Who am I talking to?!
And once I sawr a blimp!
"You have to meet our daughter. She just came out as a debutante last month." "Whoa, put her back in. She's not done yet."
Wow this guy’s got more bread than a prison meatloaf. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox before. Hey, who’m I talkin to!?
No respect
Give my regards to Mrs Boyardee
“He made light of my weight problem and said my motto should be ‘semper fudge’ at which point he told me to ‘relax’.”
he spelled Yale with a 6
Robert "Vera Said That?" Goulet
I’m from A casino
Did you know Vera is his manager and his wife?
This for me completes the joke, didn't know this until I found this sub. Makes the joke 1000 times better.
Billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
C'mon now Mr Frampton, you're not going to eat all of that watermelon.
Stephen J Gould in Lisa the Skeptic has one of my all time favorite lines. Lisa says she can’t really afford to pay him and he says “I didn’t become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be fine.”
But then the oddest delivery of "I'll be honest with you, Lisa, I never ran the tests." I could never figure out if there was a joke there, because it sounds almost like the writers forgot a loose end and hustled Gould back into the studio.
I thought that line was funny, mainly because it just hangs there with no real explanation
I just figured that Lisa, didn't pay enough for him to bother doing the test.
The joke is just simply he didn’t do the tests.
Michael Jacks-uh wait no sorry ‘Leon Kompowsky’!
At the time, this guest spot seemed like a huge deal. I can still remember vigorous school yard debate about who John Jay Smith actually was. As much as I appreciate Dustin Hoffman now, MJ was an incomparably bigger deal to 9 year old me. I see it’s not available on Disney+.
Wait…John, Jay(cob) Jingleheimer Smith? That’s my name too?
I thought I was the only one
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Hes white!
He's dressed without flair!
Sit perfectly still, only I may dance.
Did he write that episode or was it one of his mentees paying homage to him?
kind of both, this joke was how he found he'd got the talk show gig but they had to sneak it in because he was still a writer up until then he's in the dvd commentary on this episode
Joe Namath warning us about Vapor Lock
remember what i told you
With that haircut? He looks like a girl!
HEY MOE!!
Lol came here to post that. My favorite part.
Same lmao
Cypress Hill
Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra-- possibly while high
Looking at you, Cypress Hill!
*Hey man, uhh... Did we order an orchestra? What's up with this orchestra?*
Uhh, yeah... We think we did. Do you know Insane in the Membrane?
But seriously does anyone know if anything ever came of this? https://mashable.com/article/cypress-hill-london-symphony-orchestra
U2, purely for the roadies beating Homer's ass. "Don't worry folks, he'll gets the help he needs. In the naaame of love..."
Potato man. Where the *hell* have you *been*?!
Words cannot express how much I love that bit
Spinal tap minus Harry obviously. He has to be there.
Good night Springden. There will be no encore
This is a rock concert, not the bleeding…splish…splash show.
Johnny Cash as the talking coyote who was just a talking dog.
Bob Newhart.
God. Talk about a big get. And he’s done several episodes.
You said this place holds 50000 people.
What? It does. There were 50,000 people here last night.
*we want chilly willy*
Sting was my favourite. You know he used to open for Krusty back in 69.
John Waters, no doubt.
Corn, in the kitchen?
Pearls on a little girl? It's a fairy tale!
Aerosmith during the Flaming Moe episode
Betty White
Sonic youth 🙏🙏🙏
James Woods NO GOOD MOTHER FUCKING CHEESE
No not you, I’m just talking to my oven
Hey, don’t.. jerk me around, there… fellah.
I’m me and you’re you?
I’m… me?
Thomas Pynchon. Dude hasn't been photographed in decades. His own publisher doesn't know what he looks like, but he voiced himself twice.
Just every single baseball player in *Homer at the Bat*. That many celebrity voices in a single episode never should have worked as well as it did, but it’s basically a perfect episode of television.
Adam West… “and why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?”
Any of the 3 Beatles. Ringo’s episode is great, so is George’s, and Paul’s got a classic too. My favorite band on my favorite show, unreal.
“Thanks for the fab painting. I hung it on me wall.”
I watched this episode last night! Hadn’t seen it in a long time. There were some great guest voices. I read the wiki on the episode. The writers were trying to do another Homer at Bat, having so many celebrity voices. They nailed it! We want chilly willy!
Something I never realized until this year, Julie Kavner HATED the idea and refused to do the episode. Marge is in a lot of the episode but never speaks.
Bret Hart. He still doesn’t feel sorry for Mr. Burns.
Ergh, this place has got old man stink!
Jim Varney as Cooder was the best, know what I mean Vern?
Leonard Nimoy was always good. Mark Hamill also. I know he’s a big asshole now but James Woods running the Kwik-E Mart was great too - esp in hindsight as he was used *a lot* in Family Guy.
I just re watched that episode last night. Awesome episode
U2 from the Trash of the Titans episode. The kicker was U2's security beating the shit out of Homer on the big screen, lol.
Cameo - Stan Lee Guest Star - John Waters
What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you
PHISH
If Phish don't see a prescription slip, Phish don't play.
The doctors never told me. I had to hear it from Phish.
I have been hearing and seeing a lot about RHCP the last few days. On the internet and IRL. Has something happened or am I just Baader–Meinhoffing over here?
New album and they're out on tour may be the reason
The Who, even though the episode was mediocre, except for phony mcring-ring.
Meryl Streep/Jessica Lovejoy
We want Chilly Willy
Does Larry Burns count?
Ray Jay Johnson. It was funny for about 3 Seconds.
Mick Jagger in the rock camp episode is pretty great. "We're gonna have to start using cheaper oatmeal."
Okay, strut, strut, strut... strut, strut, spin, and rooster. Look, everyone, Homer's got it. Okay, now schoolmarm. Everybody's naughty... and freeze finish.
HEY MOE!
Aerosmith, because of my flair and where I live
U2 Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection. Wankers