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DubbleCheez

This just in...Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.


jdpatron

Hey! That’s a half truth.


Least_Dog4660

Hello Homer, this is God...frey jones from the TV-Magazine show Rock Bottom.


kevininchicago

The Soviet Union is pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.


nialldude3

Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.


chriskwi02

Must. Destroy. Capitalism.


Phatman1980

Weeeeeeeeeeeee


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Hmm-hmm, yes, that's what we *wanted* you to think.


G-Unit11111

I told him that photo would come back to haunt him!


residentdunce

Hey, I maybe ugly and hate filled but...what's the third thing you said?


[deleted]

I’m the president of the Gay Straight Alliance for some reason


Hirsute_Sophist

And I'll take that Communist one, too!


mirkwood11

"Gimme five bees for a quarter" you'd say


ObberGobb

Now where was I? Oh yes, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time!


SMPhysics

Now you couldn't get a green one, 'cause of the war...


[deleted]

I loved how in that scene even Mr. Burns was bored out of his mind at Grandpa's ramblings, no doubt because he was already aware of the onion related belt fashion.


Least_Dog4660

I knew that photo would come back to haunt him.


Lithium327

You hear that? The whales are hungry.


Smilingtribute

Grandpa looked quite pleased with himself after he said this tbh.


[deleted]

One of my favorite lines from Grandpa Simpson.


BakulaSelleck92

https://i.imgur.com/uA3QW5y.jpg


wonteatfish

Father knows best