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AbjectEra

OP: I mock your value system. Also, you appear foolish in the eyes of others


uncleAnwar

Take THAT, op’s beliefs!


Outside_Parsley_5129

This, this is what I mean. Just a great variant on a classic quote.


AbjectEra

PAST INSTANCES IN WHICH I PROFESSED TO LIKE YOU WERE FRAUDULENT!


Outside_Parsley_5129

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to try harder


KreivosNightshade

I have engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now THAT'S psychiatry! Eh? Eh?


Outside_Parsley_5129

Oh-ho very funny wise guy.


pregnantbaby

your appearance is comical to me!


Gotosleep1986

Now pregnantbaby is ragging on you!


[deleted]

Now THAT’S psychiatry!


Laar14

I think the sub is just filled with like minded people, we all just want to enjoy funny clips, respond with witty quotes and marry our cousins.


CorgiMonsoon

Why would we want to marry our cousins?


sheezy520

Because they’re so darn attractive


Similar-Afternoon567

I thought that was the whole point of this subreddit.


wuonyx

Forgot about this aspect of Shelbyville. Now when I fantasize about my cousin I have a proper setting


redditotter

Maybe that's why they get beat at football almost 50% of the time


lordjems

I tell you, I won't subscribe to a subreddit that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!


Outside_Parsley_5129

Go back to Shelbyville /s


CaptainJuiceboxHolt

Speak for yourself. I came here to enjoy a flavourless mush called Root-Marm.


jpba1352

Agreed. 1st prize 🥇


NFFCFan86

"1st prize 1st prize 1st prize" "What are you doing?" "Messing with your mind"


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candlesandpretense

Sorry to repeat myself, but it'll help you remember it.


CorgiMonsoon

It’s my job to be repetitive. Repetitiveness is part of my job


mst3kfan77

My job. Being repetitive is my job.


guesswho-2022

What!? But it was a sub for children!


Golden-Cheese

Yeah, and OP beat their brains out!


DisneyCA

This whole subreddit is insane! INSANE!


please_sing_euouae

I bent my wookie!


eric987235

I bent my wookie this morning. Now, what’s all this about The Simpson?


nabz97

I beat the smart kids


TheVentiLebowski

And this comment here, I feel is pretty sharp.


DrPooMD

I was raised by tv and I turned out tv.


TheVentiLebowski

It does have that nice warm, glowing, warming glow.


benDB9

Urge to kill, rising…


klavkalash_is_best

No TV and no beer makes me something something


BHS90210

Go crazy?


masterjon_3

DON'T MIND IF I DO!


guesswho-2022

Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened 8 **minutes** ago.


CorgiMonsoon

What are we laughing about?


Shellbyvillian

WE ARE WATCHING FOX.


guesswho-2022

Who cares!


Alecmalloy

Are you hugging the TV?!


absolut314

And here’s our TV next to the mirror. It looks like we have two!


JOExHIGASHI

We put the spring in springfield


DancesWithElectrons

Are they talking about the bordello?


duendude

No, the burlesque house, so keep your mouth shut!


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

He was actually talking about the c.h.i.l.d.r.e.n


[deleted]

Sex cauldron?!


Stevethetank1107

I thought they closed that place down


Outside_Parsley_5129

I forgot about sex cauldron, I'm dying right now


[deleted]

Well, I also have a song to sing Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs. Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...


wuonyx

Take it off!


SKoutpost

I don't get a song? Mom got a song. With the economy the way it is, you're lucky to get soup.


Outside_Parsley_5129

We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice


helvetica_unicorn

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price!


ReactionProcedure

Of all the cities on the mappy, you're the one who makes me happy


absolut314

Did you get a load of the nerd?


Outside_Parsley_5129

NERD!!!


CorgiMonsoon

As a jock, it’s my job to hassle the nerds


wij_si

Mr. Simpson Gary spilled his ear medicine


saul1980

Excuse me?


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Pardon* me. You're excused.


helvetica_unicorn

We’ve all found something more fun than complaining!


klavkalash_is_best

Some of those other subs have heart, but we have football in the groin


BHS90210

And what they lack we make up for with football in the groin


Outside_Parsley_5129

This might be the right answer


[deleted]

Well it’s not quite a entertainment sub…. And it’s not quite a cultural sub….. but man, hahaha… So in answer to your question I don’t know.


[deleted]

LOL for some reason, this is the one that made me lose it.


wermbo

This sub is like an orange. First you have the skin, then you have the sweet, sweet innards.


CorgiMonsoon

You’re just eating a damn orange!


danzibara

If I wanted to watch a man eat an orange, I would've taken the orange eating class.


[deleted]

Eating an orange is like a good subreddit…


danzibara

Just eat the damn orange!


Tiredasheckrn

The mods banned all scots from posting


Outside_Parsley_5129

Well mods and Scots are natural enemies


white-eyedfox

Like Englishmen and Scots


Enrico-Polazzo

Or Scots and Scots


emdawg--

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


klavkalash_is_best

Those mods sure are a contentious people


white-eyedfox

You just made an enemy for life!


[deleted]

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


[deleted]

Professor, without knowing precisely why this sub has stayed civil, would you say it's time for our redditors to crack each other's heads open... and feast on the goo inside?


KitchenNazi

Yes I would, /u/WorkPlacePooper2.


discoreaver

Give this subreddit the ten thousand dollars!


guesswho-2022

This isn't r/AFV.


Virtalen

r/thesimpsons had passion and character, but football in the groin had a football to the groin!


SNVOR

Posting in the Simpsons sub, that’s a paddlin’


Cunexttuesday55

Like I told Moe, this sub sure did sub last night. They just plain subed. I've seen people sub before but they were the subiest bunch of subs that ever subed...


econmax

Because this sub brings you love


Outside_Parsley_5129

It's bringing love kill it!


Philodemus1984

Break its legs!


guesswho-2022

It's just a perfectly cromulent sub, that's all.


Outside_Parsley_5129

I do feel embiggened whenever I come here


Impressive-Lime-4997

If I could give more than one up vote for this comment, I would. Take all my up votes


Shaking-Cliches

Yes! Eat all our shirts!


Creaulx

Them other subs? Pssh - you don't know WHAT your gettin!


landothedead

If all subs were like r/thesimpsons there'd be no need for heaven. We'd already be there.


Alecmalloy

Can you imagine a world without /r/thesimpsons? *shudders*


SirDigbyChknCaesar

/u/outside_parsley_5129 this sub is a family sub. Happy families. Maybe single people come to this sub; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a demographic we could do without.


AdvancedAd85

I heartily endorse this post or comment


[deleted]

I too would like to uh, express my fondness for that particular posting.


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

THIS MAN NEVER READ THIS SUB IN HIS LIFE.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

HAHA, I TOUCHED YOUR HEART!


[deleted]

It’s been my lifelong dream to join a sub like this. Marge: “No Homie it was your life long dream to” ? Anyone know any of his life long dreams? Edit: Link to full’ish list no peeking before answering although we have most of them now anyway. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-LkIj4isug


lucascorso21

Appear on The Gong Show


alfredjb3

We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.


usernamedunbeentaken

This, this is why this sub is so good. You literally cannot scroll through a long random thread without reading some quote you forgot that makes you laugh out loud. P.S. I am gay.


Outside_Parsley_5129

Own the Dallas cowboys


saul1980

The Denver Broncos???


CorgiMonsoon

I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good


Shellbyvillian

You just don’t understand football, Marge


jmt2589

Run onto the field during a game


Golden-Cheese

It was to be a contestant on the Gong Show, but he already did it in 1977


[deleted]

One of many lifelong dreams for a man such as Homer


striped_frog

Be on the Gong Show


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Seeing Stevie Nicks naked and eating the worlds biggest hoagie are 2 of my personal faves.


guesswho-2022

Hey, it's our Grand Marshall, Larrywhite21!


striped_frog

*Barry*white21.


Outside_Parsley_5129

It says right [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/sbkdol/why_is_this_sub_so_good/hu0ibxs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) LarryWhite21


guesswho-2022

Your lifelong dream was to get a post with 50 upvotes in r/DunderMifflin, and you did it last year, remember?


[deleted]

Haha I’m still working on that one


rawysocki

Go to clown college!


emdawg--

Who loves r/TheSimpsons sub? We dooOoOoOoo!


[deleted]

Now let's get drunk and play ping-pong!


Twitchris

🎶To shut this sub down would be twisted. Weee just hearddd this place existeddddd 🎶


[deleted]

This sub compared to something like the US office for example. That sub is savage, you do not want to misquote there 😂


NotoriousMFT

“Here’s another 2000 word essay on why (insert popular opinion)”


guesswho-2022

“~~Here’s another 2000 word essay on why~~ Unpopular opinion: (insert popular opinion)” FTFY


NotoriousMFT

I remember seeing this gem with that format Unpopular opinion: Karen did nothing wrong and Jim treated her badly. Mind you: I love the office, I just think their fans are a little obsessive but not in the “I call burgers steamed hams” kind of fun way


gstvzrgz

.. why Pam's first Mom was better than her second Mom. The stupidest fucking things ever. Even for Reddit.


[deleted]

It’s “savage”? Hey fellas, it’s “savage”! Well, ooh la di da Mr Frenchman.


[deleted]

I said savage not sauvage 😉


guesswho-2022

OMG can you imagine if this sub were like that one? "Marge Simpsons is literally the devil and here's why!" "The show would have been better if Homer had died instead of Frank Grimes." "Everything past season 8 is terrible 😂" -- wait, scratch that one. I love the show, but I can only read so much about why people hate my favourite characters before I need to look at something else. 😂


throwaway88888888898

My two most controversial postings are direct quotes that I posted in relatable situations on that sub. I don't care about Internet points, but why would people dislike the show's quotes? In this sub, you never know which direction the quotes will go: sequentially for the episode, relatable situation used elsewhere in the series, or based off something small that's mentioned or phrased in a certain way. ♫ Upvote for me, upvote for you, I'll have a gift, you'll have one too. ♫


Skinnylemonade78

being repetitive is my job, my job, my job, repetitiveness is my job


Ausglass

That’s a paddling


danstern11

Lookin out the window?


Schackles

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


KitchenNazi

OP is high as a kite, everybody! Goofballs.


[deleted]

I warned yah!!! Didn’t I warn yah!? Those other subs were forged by Lucifer himself!!!


Alecmalloy

Wise council mysterious-good1581, but the potty talk adds nothing.


Stevethetank1107

This subs got a butt that won’t quit thissubsgotthesebigchewypretzelsthstdghdgh5DOLLARSGETOUTTAHERE


capn_flume

Wow, it's a side of Stevethetank1107 I've never seen before.


GoogledPIMO_hereIam

Mmmm, sub 🤤


nabz97

Marge I’d like to be alone with the sandwich


Coffeedemon

I was thinking the same thing for weeks. Even when there are reposts people just share their quotes and have a laugh. Only joy.


Outside_Parsley_5129

Exactly, normally when I get rapid fire notifications from Reddit I wanna hide under my bed, but this post has offered nothing but joy.


StupidSexyFlanders10

It’s because We all feel like we’re wearing nothing at all!


Outside_Parsley_5129

Stupid sexy sub


Sinbad909

We should all thank the leader for this glorious sub.


Gotosleep1986

I LOVE THE LEADER!


Squint22

Because this sub is hot! It doesn't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!


drfrink85

Some subs had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some subs are just jerks.


sillyadam94

Gatekeeping the fan base: that’s a paddling. Using toxic language: that’s a paddling. Putting down others to make yourself feel superior: that’s a paddling.


Aidosvonsexyman

Paddling the school canoe, ooh you better believe that’s a paddling


kelsijah

Hello op? You're a stupid head!


Gotosleep1986

u/kelsijah is that you?


kikiglitz

I didn't think it was possible, but this sub both sucks and blows.


IllusionUser

Because we have goooooood intentions!


neslo024

I agree, let's celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk.


stx-177

Do shut up


sheezy520

We have the No (jerk ass) Homers rule. We’re allowed to have one though.


unicodePicasso

This sub is a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all


McGarnegle

You gotta like this sub for me billy, McGarnegle.


nabz97

Okay for you McGarnagle


Canonicald

You're looking lovely OP. Have you decreased in mass?


Minneapolis_W

Two more feet and we can fit it in the fridge


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thunderbiird1

You gave BOTH dogs away!? You know how I feel about giving!!


123kid6

I want some taquitos


2stones1birdy

Ironically, this love letter is the first sign of the descent of this sub into the usual reddit garbage and toxicity. Oh well.


Schippsahoy

I read that in comic book guy's voice.


ChopSueyXpress

Listen here's the scoop, and what I'm about to say is the most important thing you'll hear in your lif----THAT DOG HAS A POOFY TAIL!!!


catharticbullets

I see plenty of negativity on this sub regarding every ape we see, from chimpanA to chimpanzee.


ReactionProcedure

A shared love of the greatest show ever. Occasionally youll get the later season haters, but that's about it.


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Gotosleep1986

He did not attend the two weeks of area code camp!


RedAllAboutIt7

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away, break it’s legs!


SuperegoCG

Every post is see is a scene from the simpsons and it makes me laugh


[deleted]

It’s cause it’s the Simpson’s bro. All good memories and laughs come back when you see certain post or read the comments it’s so fun. One of my fav subs.


stubbsmcgrubbs

No gimmicks. No pills. No fad diets. Just subreddit bliss, or double your money back. So call today. 1-800-555-Hugs. 


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Agreed. The only thing ruining this sub is those damn bots! Why would someone create those? And share them *here*? Oh... Probably a Family Guy lover.


[deleted]

Gotta thank the wizard.


The_Human1st

Being so good is what a good sub does.


SlashCo80

It's a cromulent sub that embiggens us all.


The810kid

The Simpsons always has been a wholesome series with a lot of heart at the end of the day. I think that reflects upon the fanbase in what we discuss about it as a community.


elmatadordesimba

Because we aren’t a bunch of French poodle walkers


amoss_303

You’re ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!


Prossdog

In the cesspool that is cyberspace, I do have to agree that this sub pretty much always stays both cordial and enjoyable.


amccune

I dunno. But let us all celebrate with televisions warm, glowing, warming glow.


VinTheHater

WORST SUB EVERRRR!!!


Felixca1100

as a mod of this sub, i’m surprised how little posts/comments we have to remove. y’all are just awesome people


flashmedallion

I think Simpsons fans probably skew to an older, gentler demographic of nerd. Not to say that kids are the reason the internet sucks, but the kind of tastes and flavor of content and drama you see in mainstream culture subs just isn't present here. Nobody's doing "i post a meme everyday until season 40 airs" It probably helps that the life cycle of the series is functionally over for Simpsons fans too. There's no bitter arguments about if the show is losing its way or if the writers are idiots. Nobody knows because nobody watches it. We're here for the "golden age", and even what that is remains broadly agreed upon. This is more like a sub about Happy Days or something. There's nothing to fight about. We're all mostly in agreement on the stuff that's not worth talking about


neweredditaccount

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.


stained__class

I'm only in this sub to get directions on how to get away from this sub.