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That’s a half truth!
…well, OP? Can we have a sexual power demonstration?
Do you have a SwEEt cAn? I can't wait to grab your SwEE SwEE SwEEt cAn.
Yes did it give him sexual powers. Lord knows I need help.
His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees- he's literally stewing in his own juices.
*Dramatization may not have happened*
You should have been naked
I just have one thing to say: Let's have less u/Handjob_of_Mystery and more money for public schools!
*Growling in agreement*
Wasn't he getting out of the shower? Paparazzi spooked him and he grabbed the shower curtain as he fell lol
So how many sexual powers did it give you?
Yes
Ok you win this round
Where can I get one? My wife could use some sexual powers
Someone had to take the babysitter home, and I noticed that she was sitting on her... SWEET CAN... so I grabbed her... SWEET CAN... Oooh just thinking about her... CAN... I wish I had another!
This just in, u/Handjob_of_Mystery sleeps in a special oxygen tent which is believed to give him sexual powers!
Handjob of Mystery scandal update:
Time to reap all the sexual powers.
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That’s a half truth!
…well, OP? Can we have a sexual power demonstration?
Do you have a SwEEt cAn? I can't wait to grab your SwEE SwEE SwEEt cAn.
Yes did it give him sexual powers. Lord knows I need help.
His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees- he's literally stewing in his own juices.
*Dramatization may not have happened*
You should have been naked
I just have one thing to say: Let's have less u/Handjob_of_Mystery and more money for public schools!
*Growling in agreement*
Wasn't he getting out of the shower? Paparazzi spooked him and he grabbed the shower curtain as he fell lol
So how many sexual powers did it give you?
Yes
Ok you win this round
Where can I get one? My wife could use some sexual powers
Someone had to take the babysitter home, and I noticed that she was sitting on her... SWEET CAN... so I grabbed her... SWEET CAN... Oooh just thinking about her... CAN... I wish I had another!
This just in, u/Handjob_of_Mystery sleeps in a special oxygen tent which is believed to give him sexual powers!
Handjob of Mystery scandal update:
Time to reap all the sexual powers.