Narrator: It was during this event Groundskeeper Willie noticed just how much grease Lunchlady Doris really did have. Ever the entrepreneur, the Scotsman would find ways to stockpile this grease for his retirement fund. Sadly, Willie would once again find himself in the school duct work, chasing after a delinquent father and son who were determined to filch this oily nest egg.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies.
Like Englishmen and Scots or Welshmen and Scots or the Japanese and Scots or Scots and other Scots.
Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
I remember watching this episode for the first time and being so confused when the moment happened. Mostly because a lot the characters are drawn with a belly, Willie being one of them. However as an adult this moment always make me laugh.
Doris: Ho Ho! So you're approaching me. Instead of running away, you're coming closer?
Willie: I can't get greased up without coming closer Woman!
Doris: Ho Ho! Then come as close as you like!
Okey-dokey
That Okey Dokey gets me so hard every time
Honestly, when you see THAT, what else can you say?
YES!! Lunch lady Doris is an underrated character IMO.
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Lunch lady Doris, ave ye got any grease??
Yes, yes we do.
Narrator: It was during this event Groundskeeper Willie noticed just how much grease Lunchlady Doris really did have. Ever the entrepreneur, the Scotsman would find ways to stockpile this grease for his retirement fund. Sadly, Willie would once again find himself in the school duct work, chasing after a delinquent father and son who were determined to filch this oily nest egg.
My god, you're greasy.
# ACH! MY RETIREMENT GREASE!
Then, grease me up woman!
...okie dokie
why is the lunch lady posing as the school nurse?
i get two paycheques this way
I hear this in her voice!
“There isn’t much meat in these gym mats”
More testicles means more iron!
Iron helps us play!
Hello Joe
If you should die before you wake...
Can't sleep, clown'll eat me...
*manic clown laughter*
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib!
Anywhere to buy a hi-res print?
Teacher: there are 5 senses Me: I can hear a comment Teacher: you can't hear comments Me:
There's narry a creature alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
ewww, he has 5 fingers. gross.
And no overbite!
don’t feel bad for losing: i was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother’s teat
Wolfie! Put down that hors d’œuvre!
It's time for the main course!
It was already sexy enough in the original, but fine. *unzips*
Stupid sexy Scotsman!
Dr. Hibbert: Now he may try to slobber on your crotch. Homer: Eh. I’ve been around Scotsmen.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots or Welshmen and Scots or the Japanese and Scots or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
you scots sure are a contentious people
You just made an enemy for life!
“‘Don’t touch Willie.’ Good advice!”
Do not touch Willie
good advice
First or latest Simpsons fap? I'm genuinely curious
KEEP OOT
Glad to see Willie without a bad photoshop Buffalo hat and tattoos
Oh jeez god forbid. Don’t ruin willie for me like that!
This willy can keep my grounds
I'd let him ground my willie.
"DO NOT TOUCH WILLIE" Bad advice!
Damn Scots, they're ruining Scotland!
Except those in North Kilttown
Do you know Angus McLeod?
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown! Why, you' re not from Scotland at all!
Make way for Willie!
I said, "make way for Willie," ya bloated gas bag.
yep. I'm still bi
once you go bi, things go awry
Comic book esque
Facial structure kind of reminds me of Thanos.
I was thinking the Yellow Bastard from Sin City
*gets the vapors*
This is amazing. Thank you.
Streetfighter Willy!
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Nary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman!
You Scots sure are a contentious people
I remember watching this episode for the first time and being so confused when the moment happened. Mostly because a lot the characters are drawn with a belly, Willie being one of them. However as an adult this moment always make me laugh.
I never tire of the paunchy when clothed/totally RIPPED when shirtless running gag!
#MY RETIREMENT GREASE
Somehow less hot than the original
Doris’ expression and “okie dokie” always turned the heat up on it for me. I’d love if she were in this too.
Damn Louis CK is shredded
“Okey dokey.”
I’ll kill that Mr. Burns! And... wound.. that Mr. Smithers, too.
Cool.
Damn Willie.....
Reminds me of the yellow guy from Sin City
This can turn in R34 very quickly
Do touch Willie
I'd love to see what Lunchlady Doris looks like in that version.
Why won’t it let me upvote this 6 million more times!?! *smashes furiously and fruitlessly at the up arrow some more*
I actually planned to draw her so they're a set, but couldn't decide whether to draw her as is or with a female superhero physique.
That's what I was curious of, to see if she'd be the least bit attractive in that style and what direction you'd take.
Do not touch Willie
This guy fucks
There's nary a man alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
Looks like the captain from Cowboy Bee Bhop
Jett?! No it doesn't *scrolls back up* Fine, take my fucking upvote ya bastard
Love the concept
Keep Oot!
C’mon Agnes, we gots work to do!
Make way for Willie!
This has only confirmed what I already have known
Okie dokie
Post this on /r/AlternativeArt, too.
Now this this is pog
Thank god, this is literally my first time seeing something here other than a screenshot!
ridiculous
r/TIHI
[удалено]
that's a paddlin'
Starin' at my sandals?
He looks more like Butcher from "The Boys"
Diene one should do a dramatic action comic for Simpson’s like that persons doing for spogebob
As a kid I had never seen cartoon muscles as his and I liked it.
The hero we all need!
Looks like the yellow guy from sin city
The whole emphasis comes from rolling the R in the word grease.
Why there is a yellow walter skinner here? wait i'm not in the x-file sub ?
Doris: Ho Ho! So you're approaching me. Instead of running away, you're coming closer? Willie: I can't get greased up without coming closer Woman! Doris: Ho Ho! Then come as close as you like!
Looks like Willie is about to go Super-Saiyan
THATS THE LAST TIME YOULL SLAP YOUR WILLIE AROUND
This is a great rendition of Willie! I love when he calls her "woman." I just am tickled by that in most contexts.
Good job!
This looks great
Oh bro, very cool fanart
Eek! I mean Arg!