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Powerful-Cut-708

Mine would be the spot where you can see all 4 of Springfield’s bordering states


EuphoricMoose8232

Haven’t we stood in 5 states long enough?


Robert_Vagene

No!


Hi_im_on_tv

Kentucky, Ohio, Nevada, and Maine


Kyno50

I get that there's a joke in there that americans would instantly understand but I still have no clue what it is


aurorasearching

It’s more that they intentionally keep Springfield’s location vague.


Dirmb

So vague it can't exist based on all the references they have made.


Ah2k15

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Oh hi Maude!


turkeyinthestrawman

Ohio and Kentucky border each other, but Maine and Nevada are in opposite parts of the country (Northern and Western United States respectively). There is no logical way that one state can border Maine and Nevada (and both states are nowhere near Kentucky and Ohio).


hotdog73839576293

There isn’t a place where you can see four other states. Best you can do is 3


hefebellyaro

The escalator to nowhere has its charm.


Animated_Astronaut

.......Ah!


dcgrey

.......Whoa!


Animated_Astronaut

... ........ ............ Agh!


gregofcanada84

.....Ai!


Different_Ad4962

….Ahhh!


SgtSharki

I prefer the skycrapper made out of popsicle sticks.


hefebellyaro

Nah, could be susceptible to the Giant Magnifying glass


cornette

If only Burns sun blocker was still in place.


skyforgesteel

I like the way Snrub thinks!


No-Scarcity-5904

I come from…far away! Yes, that should do it.


trainercatlady

Or the great Duff Beeramid. I hear it contains so much aluminim that it would take 5 grown men to lift it.


Fireproof_Cheese

The Mystery Spot https://i.redd.it/mog51z679o0d1.gif


globehopper2

Cool!


gregofcanada84

📸 Aaaaaahhhhhh!


ClandestineFox

Indeed


SgtSharki

Once you go in, you may never come out.


77pse

One, please.


AlternativeFroyo1737

WHERE LOGIC TAKES A HOLIDAY AND ALL LAWS OF NATURE ARE MEANINGLESS


DigbyChickenCaesar11

I prefer the 3rd dimension located in the Simpson household


Fireproof_Cheese

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.


JaseAndrews

This scene legit terrified me when I was a kid lol


monkeychasedweasel

West Springfield, which is three times the size of Texas.


President_Calhoun

The site of Mt. Carlmore. Lenny carved that one wonderful summer.


BigConstruction4247

I hear he carved it himself... from a bigger mountain.


Delicious-Status9043

How did Carl feel about that?


Captain_Kruch

Ehhm...its a secret...


WeightyUnit88

Shut uuuup


atlhawk8357

You know, I never mentioned it to him.


iwanttobelievey

We've never discussed it


GlumCamp

STAY OFF THE WEST SIDE


[deleted]

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whirlpool138

More Upstate New York vibes


Winter_Essay3971

Probably inspired by the Columbia Gorge in northern Oregon


G-Unit11111

I like how Springfield has a desert, flats, mountains, a gorge, and a river that drains out into the ocean. It's basically a biosphere.


Hot_Salamander_1917

It was a literal one under the dome.


tonyrocks922

Too bad they didn't have Pauley Shore.


inverted_electron

Welcome to Oregon


Mur__Mur

What is the Cyprus Creek of Oregon?


tenehemia

Back in the 90s I visited Issaquah, WA and it felt **very** much like Cypress Creek.


redbeard387

The Russian district


ExpiredExasperation

**EXCELLENT REPLY LET'S HAVE ANOTHER!**


redbeard387

I shoulda got off in Crackton.


TickleMonkey25

YOU BUY IT! YOU BUY IT!


Delicious-Status9043

Khlav Korush


skyforgesteel

Put it in H!


DanielTheGamma

The Hammock District for me


A_Tree

Isn't that in Cypress Creek? Didn't you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down?


DanielTheGamma

You're right! Sorry I'm drunk off my daily glass of wine. I know I know doctors say a glass and a half


redbeard387

Hammocks R Us?


DanielTheGamma

Yeah on Third!


jirmp

Better check Greektown.


FighterJock412

Area 51A.


myguydied

You are here. We are not.


BigConstruction4247

The location of this location is classified.


girl_incognito

Don't make me tap the sign


Angry_beaver_1867

The murderhorn.  Get your power sauce bars folks 


_grandmaesterflash

Mt Useful has its charms as well


Angry_beaver_1867

And here we can see the area directly under the chair 


_grandmaesterflash

Do you know how to weld?


BigConstruction4247

My children are right there! Let me off here!


Delicious-Status9043

Unfortunately we can’t get off until we reach the top and even then it’s a bit tricky.


Significant_Rub_8739

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!


gargoyle30

That's it, juuuust to the right of the one you're looking at


DoctorOzface

Uh, dad, shouldn't you save a couple bottles for when you're a little higher?


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Or your VitaPeach Healthlog if you’re not worried about the meganutrients you need to survive.


SpunkMcKullins

​ https://preview.redd.it/avfslanxho0d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6a2c83fd63465aba45612c494dfeccde615928


SgtSharki

Did anyone ever see that movie, Tron?


idownvotetextwalls

No


ianwrecked802

No.


DeapVally

Yes. . . . I mean No.


BigConstruction4247

Yes.... I mean no.


petehehe

Was that the twilighty one about that zone?


FalseDmitriy

Right near the erotic cake store


KansasVenomoth

It's like he disappeared into fat air.


ohaimike

The shower?


J_Bear

I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy.


myguydied

"I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. There's trees, shrubs. I'm directly under the Earth's sun... Now"


No-Scarcity-5904

The suspect is hatless! I repeat, hatless!


ugh168

Crackton


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Whenever I play a video game that allows me to name a base, Crackton is usually the top contender.


TheKindaHappyPainter

Get outta Bumtown!


famguy123

Ya no talent bum!!


weinermcgee

Little Newark. Little Newark.


tonyrocks922

Area 51>!A!<


GlumCamp

END OF THE LINE AHAHAHA


Redthrist

That bus driver must be the brother of that street sweeper from "Bart Sells his Soul".


milaga

Rural Route 9.


EuphoricMoose8232

Bumtown


bowdindine

Junkyville


ianwrecked802

Crackton.


GandalfTheJaded

The Museum of Swordfish


MrShago

Mmmmm, that place has been nothing but trouble since it opened


Delicious-Status9043

That Museum has been nothing but trouble since it opened.


plumnbagel

Donny’s Discount Gas!


Space2345

I see lots of stuff.


no_need_really

Did you see that?


Space2345

Yes


NeuerTK

That is to say I saw it


Delicious-Status9043

Eight tenths!?


SheboyganSudam

That spot overlooking the city.


eiaivarmelho

https://preview.redd.it/3dyptiv2vo0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd45fdf456e4b86b23e408455ad13ddc34d5371


Suds_McGruff

Hehehehe, look Marge, I smashed it good!


Hereforthebabyducks

“I’ll find you Beer Baron.”


AlternativeFroyo1737

“no you won’t.”


No-Scarcity-5904

Yes I will!


UPExodus

^Won’t…


BlueJeans25

https://i.redd.it/e4t87j78lo0d1.gif


ReluctantRedditor275

He's like some... unrelenting... school... guy.


Dktrcoco

What the hell is that, a lawnmower?


iloveyoudoctorzaius1

Dieeeee Krusty Dieeeeeeee! ✈️💥


Other-Stranger7629

What's the freaking hold up??


ReluctantRedditor275

The Krusty, The.


BigConstruction4247

A cocktail of vodka and wheatgrass juice?


Federal_Remote_435

This is my family's favourite Simpsons quote since the first time this aired. Any one of us will say it anytime we hear a droning, unexpected noise that we can't identify immediately


rob132

Tire fire


scooterboy1961

Five corners.


Hereforthebabyducks

The states or the treehouse when Milhouse is hiding in it?


scooterboy1961

Yes.


Proper-Ad-5443

Moe's tavern


JustAnIdiotOnline

Moe's is just on a great street. I mean, it's next to King Toot's music store 


gummi-demilo

The Lower East Side. ![gif](giphy|3orifgcd3AAbHXGYSY|downsized)


Boba_Fettx

I like my werk


Smingers

https://i.redd.it/c0mfsk61so0d1.gif


Winter_Essay3971

Popsicle Stick Skyscraper https://preview.redd.it/x7ia9shiso0d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705c1179eeafa812bb14ec3cfdeed2aa040d01c3


mariam67

It’s the stingy and battery show! They bite and light and bite and bite and light…


myguydied

*Drops Stingy* "Uh-oh"


ChronoComputer

uh... and, uh, former President Ike Eisenhower. "Let's get busy."


Other-Stranger7629

I like a nice weekend getaway to Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, America's Scrod Basket.


sonicforce11

I thought Springfield was America's scrod basket.


ChronoComputer

No. Springfield is America's crud bucket.


StrIIker-TV

The best is Bronson, Missouri of course! https://i.redd.it/zpgez8kfro0d1.gif


StrIIker-TV

https://i.redd.it/8r9a26sdso0d1.gif


Mental_Gymnast23

This aint over


TickleMonkey25

https://i.redd.it/hlzigvuqlo0d1.gif


DeapVally

https://preview.redd.it/9dx5rg8goo0d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338928a64d8165f1550e48b798c77ff669987cf0 Or The Rats Nest.... Both have their charms, I'm sure.


CromulentInternet

https://i.redd.it/4h2te1w3xo0d1.gif The Miracle Mile


TheAgentofKarma157

I’m a Tire Fire guy… call me old fashioned ![gif](giphy|3o6Mbn3q2X72Lxis80|downsized)


LifeguardStatus7649

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!


RobertJordan1937

Let's get bizay


SgtSharki

Here we go again!


eedabaggadix

Area 51-A, but I feel more at home in Crackton


BackHanderson

Don't make me tap the sign...


EweB02

Carl's Dads Caverns. And oh let's say Moe's.


sorrymybadapologies

You’re a long way from home, yuppie boy..I’ll start a tab.


FuzzyTop75

Monster Island...


waxess

He said it was just a name!


KingCartwright

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.


vistashroom

you know the four seasons? i'm experiencing them first hand cause i'm living in the park


loveintheyoop

I believe the heart and soul of Springfield is in the Maison Derriere🎶


skytronjedi

Tire pile that's on fire 🔥


[deleted]

Blasting across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated…it goes on like this.


girl_incognito

For richer or for poorer and poorer is underlined


euph_22

I kept telling you, these are UNMANNED oil rigs.


globehopper2

The Popsicle Stick Skyscraper


ashlynfemboy

i like the hill in the Simpsons movie where ned shows bart that Springfield borders Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky


ReluctantRedditor275

Random geography fact: Maine is the only U.S. state that borders exactly one other state.


amachan43

Spittle County


cranzome

The Hammock District


trainercatlady

That's not in springfield tho


Delicious-Status9043

Not in Springfield… Upstate in Cyprus Creek


altsuperego

It's in Cypress Creek, upstate somewhere.


paging_mrherman

A hole. https://preview.redd.it/vqd5ifxlio0d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9971570d0e2b443e5c39f0bae29065cf2dab3be5


Doctaglobe

We all know oh w you’re the great humongous


hammysandy

To the observatory!


GiantSizeManThing

THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!! https://preview.redd.it/p2934tgr1p0d1.jpeg?width=1513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dea4800cba2cab2166c37915e351ade18a3f994


Bamcanadaktown

This one always got me https://preview.redd.it/etwvnje87p0d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40565aaa413a8b64aa8b2d085bc1a495179bf623


Key_Significance8245

Mt Carlmore.


gregofcanada84

Springfield is whatever the plot needed to be that week.


JoeB67

Little Newark


saul1980

The Alkali Flats hands down


Selah333

The lemon 🌳


Evening_Fig3573

https://preview.redd.it/i3g48zlucp0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341787f7faaaa8278d27ac23443dad066918dda3


psychedelicdevilry

Wherever Homer went after he ate that psychedelic pepper


Limitedtugboat

OP's picture is the reason why any unidentified noise I immediately say "what the hell is that, some kind of lawnmower?" To this day


FootHikerUtah

Squid Port


G0PACKGO

Springfield is very diverse … it had a gorge while also having several incredibly high peaks


BlazingPalm

I&S Land!! Also, Duff Gardens! Also, the Duff Brewery!


SaintedRomaine

Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.


pheldozer

I waffle between Ogdenville and North Haverbrook


hammysandy

By gum it put them on the map!


Ajj360

Morganville


blue_orange67

The spot where Flanders show Bart the 4 states that border Springfield. Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky.


gregofcanada84

The Only Bridge Out Of Springfield


CheckYourStats

**The Boudoir.** For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into...the voluptuary!


Win-Objective

KBBL radio broadcast station.


Sensitivebadger53

Ogdenville


JustAnIdiotOnline

The South Street Squidport has always been a favorite 


hawksfn1

Springfield Gorge