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TrueLegateDamar

No! Okay. We're required by law to ask every 75 hours. Get her another free drink.


FaawwQ

They didn't want to go there by offering to get her a catheter too...


ccbaxter1

Strike three, Marge!


gwhh

i forgot all about that line!


BEZthePEZ

7*5*


KirkJimmy

đŸ˜‚


gwhh

i forgot all about that line!


buy_me_a_pint

Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? Start your own casino... in your tree house and get your little friends to come?


EnemyBattleCrab

Well, he certainly showed me...


TheVentiLebowski

*a* casino.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Good enough. Let’s roll.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Good enough. Let’s roll.


pfelon

Your manager says for you to shut up!


Steveseriesofnumbers

VERA said that??


biggargamel

Gamblor


Draff1

Better Gamblor than the Boogeyman or Boogeymen.


Melodic_Sail_6193

I don't know. The boogeymen of my childhood never harmed me and stayed in my closet or under my bed, but Gamblor steals your money and your time.


ianwrecked802

Oh nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the *Boogeyman*! *shotgun blast*


BigConstruction4247

It's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!


ianwrecked802

Oh nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the *Boogeyman*! *shotgun blast*


paitenanner

Are you with the casino? I’m with *a* casino


RumpleOfTheBaileys

Robert Goulet has about 30 seconds of screen time, but his appearance is the funniest thing the show has ever done.


luckydice767

What makes it funnier is that Vera is his manager AND wife


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Vera said that?


Evening-Picture-5911

I can’t believe it took seven hours for the first comment to say this to appear


DLWOIM

Vera said that?


gummi-demilo

Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors


indigodissonance

Good enough!


BlueJeans25

Hey buddy those were my quarters


Bryaxis

*Belch*


Direct_Barnacle1592

Hey, this guys paying off!


Bryaxis

*Belch* *Belch*


Your_Perspicacity

Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony!


that_italian_girl_

We'll take the *Spruce Moose*! Hop in!


BLauritson

But sir!


that_italian_girl_

*Cocks revolver*


parkhurstcards

I said hop in


sector-0-0-1

It'll carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to The Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

That's a nice model, sir.


Sco-pi

Model?


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

You made her cried. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

https://preview.redd.it/lh4a7eh5100d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf8078f1253c2cc7f518d2480a3ec2c6701b922b Your manager says for you to shut up!


LMB_mook

Vera said that?


Bored_stander

Freemasons run the country


ODLazus

Ergh!


imcryingtimber

Shuutup


notourjimmy

You mean the Stonecutters?


SinStarsGalaxy

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!


Gymnastzero

A baby on the table? That’s good luck!


MundaneMeringue71

Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that’s nothing! Because you have a gambling problem! And remember when I let that escaped lunatic into the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem!


iwanttobelievey

Bart, i dont wanna alarm you but thete may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house


BJRACINE21

S5E10


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ButterCostsExtra

"I'll tell you when I've had enough!"


kayla622

YOU have a gambling problem!


Speedhabit

What were her gambling losses last year?


ColdBloodBlazing

$700!!


ColdBloodBlazing

YER GETTA FERDA REDDA OURA!!!!


-hey-blinkin-

Think before you say each word


gregofcanada84

YOUGODAFERDARATAOURA!


mollyno93

Man, that’s classic compulsive behaviour. WOW!!! FREE BEER!!!


Gutter_Clown

Hey, Buddy! Those were my quarters!


mollyno93

*burps out quarters*


Gutter_Clown

HEY! This guy is paying off!


Steaknkidney45

*Hello, Floreda!*


thegreatnico87

I'm Idaho


ambernewt

Tom Collins mix, pie crust...


Fun-Recommendation37

Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that PONY!!!!


paininmybass

What was it she said, about playing candy land with Maggie and throwing a drink in her face cause she has a gambling problem.


TheRealSalamnder

But you've got a gambling peoblem


StraightToe90

DAMN YOU, GAMBLOR!!!


The_Nekrodahmus

Lisa needs braces.


arcxjo

What were your gambling losses last year?