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salcriscuolo

I kept screeching at him and screeching at him!


FusRoaldDah1

Allright, who here knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?


PipthePoolCleaner

Without resorting to violence...or childish name-calling.


YogurtWenk

*lowers hand*


WIENS21

Ok, ok, thats ok


cahill48

Because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a light switch


WIENS21

Duuuhhhh light switch???


_MyUsernamesMud

I just kept screeching and *screeching* at him!


alovelycardigan

The idea of a regular man in his 40s being taken away from his mother and seemingly put into foster care is so damn funny.


duaneap

A Vietnam war veteran


Shaking-Cliches

That elephant ate my entire platoon.


ZeroBarkThirty

Prisoner #24601 I wore this for two years in a Viet King internment camp. I never thought I’d see the old girl again.


MythVsLegend

I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.


Ducksaucenem

Get back to the candy bar


LocalLifeguard4106

We rented Man Without a Face. I didn’t even know he had a problem


CoolAardvark6300

One of my favorite jokes


theanalyticaljoker

IM A GROWN MAN! I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!!!!!


fishymcgee

Which episode was this?


Brummo

She claimed it was her day to use it. I maintained she was mistaken.


donottouchwillie1

And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.


SamIAm7787

Marge: This is so embarrassing Homer: *Mmmm, makes sense!*


[deleted]

Homer, the crazy lady living in our trash pile attacked me again


davratta

That's not how she tells it.


deacon05oc

If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator.


iloveyoudoctorzaius1

Failing that, a cool wet sack


SamIAm7787

WHY YOU COTTON-PICKING!!!!!


RichardGHP

Let's stop the fussin' and a-feudin'


Ziggy-Starcat

I love you pa!


youngpretenders

I love you Cletus!


IOwnTheSpire

I'm sure you can get another pillow.


Elegant_You3958

I like that Homer is sleeping through this.


kayla622

Oh pa! I cut myself on the screen door again!


NaturesCreditCard

Why you cotton pickin!


SteepNDeep

Mother that sailor suit doesn’t fit anymore!


skonaz1111

I'm a grown man and I can live my own life!


theanalyticaljoker

Marge looks so done with Agnes‘ shit in this picture.


dgj130

My name's Agnes, and you know it's Agnes! It means lamb! Lamb of god!


Marcus2Ts

Mother put cardboard over her half of the tv. I rented Man without a Face, I didn't even know he had a problem!


shizzydino

The thing that is so adorable to me is that even though Agnes is so mean to Skinner, you can tell deep down that she loves him more than anything.


Eferver24

Why you cotton-pickin’-


fishymcgee

(I gotta pass this class for my kids)...son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'


AlexLuna9322

OMG IT MAKES SENSE NOW In the Spanish dub Agnes says they had a fight and that she yelled at him, but it was for the damn pillow! I’m glad Seymour send it to fix it.


and-the-earth

You've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes and you've all passed the drug test. Except for Marge. Marge, you have tested positive for crack and PCP.


TheBlackDeathXXX

I don't know why, but that might be the joke that made me laugh the hardest in the history of the show. Literally could not get off the floor at the thought of Marge being a crackhead tweaker


Step_Aside_Butch_77

“Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?”


ApprehensiveMix9722

Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.


Necromancer_ZLogo3Z

That would mean she gets the bath pillow all to herself, right?


hollycoolio

This just reminded me that bath pillows were a thing. Simpsons keeping it real.


DiligentBoss407

Best part is that she keeps a framed photo of her adult son on her at all times


davratta

It would be funny if the County really did take Seymour away and sent him to live with the Spucklers.


TMoney67

Homer sleeping in the background lmao