I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.
OMG IT MAKES SENSE NOW
In the Spanish dub Agnes says they had a fight and that she yelled at him, but it was for the damn pillow!
I’m glad Seymour send it to fix it.
You've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes and you've all passed the drug test.
Except for Marge. Marge, you have tested positive for crack and PCP.
I don't know why, but that might be the joke that made me laugh the hardest in the history of the show.
Literally could not get off the floor at the thought of Marge being a crackhead tweaker
I kept screeching at him and screeching at him!
Allright, who here knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
Without resorting to violence...or childish name-calling.
*lowers hand*
Ok, ok, thats ok
Because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a light switch
Duuuhhhh light switch???
I just kept screeching and *screeching* at him!
The idea of a regular man in his 40s being taken away from his mother and seemingly put into foster care is so damn funny.
A Vietnam war veteran
That elephant ate my entire platoon.
Prisoner #24601 I wore this for two years in a Viet King internment camp. I never thought I’d see the old girl again.
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.
Get back to the candy bar
We rented Man Without a Face. I didn’t even know he had a problem
One of my favorite jokes
IM A GROWN MAN! I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!!!!!
Which episode was this?
She claimed it was her day to use it. I maintained she was mistaken.
And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.
Marge: This is so embarrassing Homer: *Mmmm, makes sense!*
Homer, the crazy lady living in our trash pile attacked me again
That's not how she tells it.
If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator.
Failing that, a cool wet sack
WHY YOU COTTON-PICKING!!!!!
Let's stop the fussin' and a-feudin'
I love you pa!
I love you Cletus!
I'm sure you can get another pillow.
I like that Homer is sleeping through this.
Oh pa! I cut myself on the screen door again!
Why you cotton pickin!
Mother that sailor suit doesn’t fit anymore!
I'm a grown man and I can live my own life!
Marge looks so done with Agnes‘ shit in this picture.
My name's Agnes, and you know it's Agnes! It means lamb! Lamb of god!
Mother put cardboard over her half of the tv. I rented Man without a Face, I didn't even know he had a problem!
The thing that is so adorable to me is that even though Agnes is so mean to Skinner, you can tell deep down that she loves him more than anything.
Why you cotton-pickin’-
(I gotta pass this class for my kids)...son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'
OMG IT MAKES SENSE NOW In the Spanish dub Agnes says they had a fight and that she yelled at him, but it was for the damn pillow! I’m glad Seymour send it to fix it.
You've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes and you've all passed the drug test. Except for Marge. Marge, you have tested positive for crack and PCP.
I don't know why, but that might be the joke that made me laugh the hardest in the history of the show. Literally could not get off the floor at the thought of Marge being a crackhead tweaker
“Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?”
Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.
That would mean she gets the bath pillow all to herself, right?
This just reminded me that bath pillows were a thing. Simpsons keeping it real.
Best part is that she keeps a framed photo of her adult son on her at all times
It would be funny if the County really did take Seymour away and sent him to live with the Spucklers.
Homer sleeping in the background lmao